A State Jail Felony

I'm really hoping that you won't appear
To show everyone just how much you never cared
'Cause you've got me scared and I'm thinking that you will be there

You'll show up with all your friends by your side
With malicious prosecution on all of your minds
And in the electric chair is where you'll all hope to see me fry

Rachel, please don't do me in
I was trying to apologize
I still want to be your friend
Please let me go to Hollywood to record my songs
Rachel, please don't do me in
Haven't I paid enough for what I did to you and your friends?
Please let me go to Holywood to record my songs

I'm sorry that I didn't wait forever
To call you, but you told me never say never
And I've got tattoos that prove that what I'm saying is true
I told you once I'd never get a tattoo
You said never say never and now look
I've got three tattoos
I would have done anything to impress a girl like you

Rachel, please don't do me in
I was trying to apologize
I still want to be your friend
Please let me go to Hollywood to record my songs
Rachel, please don't do me in
Haven't I paid enough for what I did to you and your friends?
Please let me go to Holywood to record my songs

I really wish you would be nice to me
If you could lose that resentment you have for me
You could truly set yourself free
But I don't want to break the law and be
Tried for committing a state jail felony
Which is what this song may be thought to be

Rachel, please don't do me in
I was trying to apologize
I still want to be your friend
Please let me go to Hollywood to record my songs
Rachel, please don't do me in
Haven't I paid enough for what I did to you and your friends?
Please let me go to Holywood to record my songs
The songs I wrote for you