Luyện nghe bài hát Yo Mama So

Yo so cuddly that puppies watch Youtube videos of her.
Yo mama's so she's featured on the toolbar of Microsoft Word.

Yo mama's so wise, often texts her for advice.
Yo so nice, I gotta say it twice. ...She's NICE (nice).

Yo mama's so that instead of sweating,
her body emits a gentle breeze.
Yo so precious, that Gollum was all like "What ring?" (Gollum!)

Yo mama's so adaptable that Darwin wrote a about her
"The Origin of the Denises."
Your mom's is Denise, right?
No it's Trudy but she's so accommodating probably answer to it.

Yo mama's so musical that I confuse Yo with Yo Yo Ma
Yo mama's so that she addresses me as "brah"

Yo mama's so of joy and cheer,
she put the industry out of business.
Yo mama's so dazzling your dad
glues her to the outside of your at Christmas.

Yo mama's so environmentally
that she can read the of trees.
Yo so creative,
MacGyver brings her things and like "What can I do with these?"

Yo mama's so brave if a saw her fighting a bear,
I would for the bear.
Yo mama's so compassionate she knits sweaters
for homeless made out of her own hair.

Yo mama's so energetic she
equals mass times the speed of light to the second
Yo mama's so that she makes
the soap feel when she's takin' a shower.

Yo mama's so magnetic that she's even got pull Magneto.
Yo mama's so she like a hug
in laughter wrapped in a magic show
wrapped in a chicken burrito.

Yo mama's so indescribably that...
How awesome is she?
I'm having a time describing her.

Yo so intelligent that she
me feel inferior when I don't use words good.
Yo mama's so crafty that she
a fully functional smartphone out of glitter and wood.

Yo mama's so that she is, at this very moment, in space.
Yo mama's so careful she her iPhone case in an iPhone case case.

Yo mama's so unpredictable that refuse to give her a reading.
Yo mama's so persuasive she
convinced a cop pulled her over that he was speeding.

Yo so stable that horses are like, "Yo, can we stay with you?"
Yo mama's so every morning she sprinkles
her with bird flu.

Yo mama's so loving I wish she was my mama!