Luyện nghe bài hát Yo Mama So

Yo mama's so cuddly that puppies watch videos of her.
Yo so bold she's featured on the toolbar of Microsoft Word.

Yo mama's so wise, often texts her for advice.
Yo mama's so nice, I gotta say it twice. ...She's (nice).

Yo so pleasant that instead of sweating,
her body emits a continuous breeze.
Yo mama's so precious, Gollum was all like "What ring?" (Gollum!)

Yo mama's so adaptable that wrote a book about her
"The Origin of the Denises."
Your name is Denise, right?
No it's Trudy but she's so she'll probably answer to it.

Yo so musical that I confuse Yo Mama with Yo Yo Ma
Yo mama's so chill she addresses me as "brah"

Yo so full of joy and cheer,
she put the industry out of business.
Yo mama's so that your dad
glues her to the outside of house at Christmas.

Yo mama's so conscious
she can read the thoughts of trees.
Yo so creative,
brings her things and he's like "What can I do with these?"

Yo so brave that if a saw her fighting a bear,
I pray for the bear.
Yo mama's so compassionate that she knits
for kittens made out of her own hair.

Yo mama's so energetic she
equals mass times the of light to the second power
Yo so clean that she makes
the soap feel dirty when takin' a shower.

Yo mama's so that she's even got pull with Magneto.
Yo mama's so enjoyable she a hug
wrapped in laughter wrapped in a magic
wrapped in a delicious burrito.

Yo mama's so indescribably that...
How indescribably awesome is
I'm having a hard time her.

Yo so intelligent that she
makes me feel inferior when I use words good.
Yo so crafty that she built
a functional smartphone out of glitter and balsa wood.

Yo mama's so that she is, at this very moment, in space.
Yo mama's so careful she her iPhone case in an iPhone case case.

Yo so unpredictable that psychics refuse to give her a reading.
Yo mama's so persuasive she
convinced a cop pulled her over that he was speeding.

Yo mama's so stable that horses are like, "Yo, can we stay you?"
Yo so resilient every morning she sprinkles
her cereal with flu.

Yo mama's so that I wish she was my mama!