Luyện nghe bài hát Yo Mama So

Yo mama's so cuddly puppies watch Youtube videos of her.
Yo mama's so she's featured on the toolbar of Microsoft Word.

Yo so wise, Yoda often texts her for advice.
Yo mama's so nice, I gotta say it twice. ...She's (nice).

Yo so pleasant that instead of sweating,
her emits a continuous gentle breeze.
Yo mama's so precious, that Gollum was all "What ring?" (Gollum!)

Yo mama's so adaptable that Darwin wrote a book her
"The Origin of the Denises."
Your mom's is Denise, right?
No it's but she's so accommodating she'll probably answer to it.

Yo mama's so musical that I confuse Yo with Yo Yo Ma
Yo so chill that she addresses me as "brah"

Yo mama's so of joy and cheer,
she put the industry out of business.
Yo mama's so dazzling that dad
glues her to the outside of house at Christmas.

Yo mama's so environmentally
that she can the thoughts of trees.
Yo so creative,
MacGyver brings her things and he's like "What can I do these?"

Yo so brave that if a saw her fighting a bear,
I pray for the bear.
Yo so compassionate that she knits sweaters
for kittens made out of her own hair.

Yo mama's so energetic she
equals mass times the speed of light to the power
Yo mama's so that she makes
the soap feel when she's takin' a shower.

Yo mama's so magnetic she's even got pull with Magneto.
Yo mama's so she like a hug
wrapped in laughter wrapped in a show
wrapped in a chicken burrito.

Yo mama's so awesome that...
How indescribably awesome is
I'm having a hard describing her.

Yo mama's so that she
makes me feel inferior when I use words good.
Yo mama's so that she built
a fully functional smartphone out of and balsa wood.

Yo so outgoing that she is, at this very moment, in space.
Yo mama's so careful she her iPhone case in an iPhone case case.

Yo mama's so unpredictable that refuse to give her a reading.
Yo mama's so that she
convinced a cop that pulled her that he was speeding.

Yo so stable that horses are like, "Yo, can we stay with you?"
Yo mama's so resilient every morning she
her cereal bird flu.

Yo mama's so loving that I she was my mama!