Luyện nghe bài hát Yo Mama So

Yo so cuddly that puppies watch Youtube videos of her.
Yo mama's so she's featured on the toolbar of Microsoft Word.

Yo mama's so wise, Yoda texts her for advice.
Yo so nice, I gotta say it twice. ...She's NICE (nice).

Yo mama's so that instead of sweating,
her emits a continuous gentle breeze.
Yo mama's so precious, that was all like "What ring?" (Gollum!)

Yo mama's so adaptable that Darwin wrote a book her
entitled "The of the Denises."
Your mom's is Denise, right?
No it's Trudy but so accommodating she'll probably answer to it.

Yo mama's so musical that I confuse Yo Mama Yo Yo Ma
Yo mama's so chill that she me as "brah"

Yo mama's so of joy and cheer,
she put the industry out of business.
Yo so dazzling that your dad
her to the outside of your house at Christmas.

Yo so environmentally conscious
that she can read the of trees.
Yo so creative,
brings her things and he's like "What can I do with these?"

Yo so brave that if a saw her fighting a bear,
I would for the bear.
Yo mama's so that she knits sweaters
for homeless kittens out of her own hair.

Yo mama's so energetic she
mass times the speed of light to the second power
Yo so clean that she makes
the soap feel dirty when takin' a shower.

Yo mama's so magnetic that even got pull with Magneto.
Yo so enjoyable she like a hug
wrapped in laughter wrapped in a magic
in a delicious chicken burrito.

Yo mama's so awesome that...
How indescribably is she?
I'm having a hard time her.

Yo mama's so intelligent she
makes me feel when I don't use words good.
Yo mama's so that she built
a fully functional smartphone out of glitter and wood.

Yo mama's so outgoing that she is, at very moment, in space.
Yo mama's so careful she keeps her iPhone in an iPhone case case.

Yo mama's so unpredictable that refuse to give her a reading.
Yo mama's so persuasive she
convinced a cop pulled her over that he was speeding.

Yo mama's so stable that are like, "Yo, can we stay with you?"
Yo mama's so resilient every she sprinkles
her with bird flu.

Yo mama's so that I wish she was my mama!