Luyện nghe bài hát Yo Mama So

Yo mama's so cuddly that puppies watch videos of her.
Yo mama's so she's featured on the toolbar of Microsoft Word.

Yo mama's so wise, Yoda often her for advice.
Yo mama's so nice, I say it twice. ...She's NICE (nice).

Yo so pleasant that instead of sweating,
her body a continuous gentle breeze.
Yo so precious, that Gollum was all like "What ring?" (Gollum!)

Yo mama's so adaptable that Darwin wrote a book her
entitled "The of the Denises."
mom's name is Denise, right?
No it's but she's so accommodating she'll probably answer to it.

Yo mama's so musical that I confuse Yo with Yo Yo Ma
Yo mama's so chill she addresses me as "brah"

Yo so full of joy and cheer,
she put the industry out of business.
Yo mama's so dazzling your dad
glues her to the of your house at Christmas.

Yo mama's so conscious
that she can read the of trees.
Yo so creative,
brings her things and he's like "What can I do with these?"

Yo mama's so that if a saw her fighting a bear,
I would for the bear.
Yo so compassionate that she knits sweaters
for homeless made out of her own hair.

Yo so energetic that she
equals mass the speed of light to the second power
Yo so clean that she makes
the soap dirty when she's takin' a shower.

Yo mama's so magnetic that she's got pull with Magneto.
Yo mama's so she like a hug
wrapped in laughter in a magic show
wrapped in a delicious burrito.

Yo mama's so awesome that...
How indescribably awesome is
I'm a hard time describing her.

Yo mama's so that she
makes me feel inferior when I don't use good.
Yo so crafty that she built
a fully functional smartphone out of glitter and wood.

Yo mama's so outgoing that she is, at this moment, in space.
Yo mama's so careful she keeps her iPhone case in an case case.

Yo mama's so that psychics refuse to give her a reading.
Yo so persuasive that she
convinced a cop pulled her over that he was speeding.

Yo mama's so stable that horses are like, "Yo, can we stay you?"
Yo mama's so resilient every she sprinkles
her cereal with flu.

Yo mama's so loving that I she was my mama!