Luyện nghe bài hát Yo Mama So

Yo so cuddly that puppies watch Youtube videos of her.
Yo mama's so bold featured on the toolbar of Microsoft Word.

Yo mama's so wise, Yoda texts her for advice.
Yo so nice, I gotta say it twice. ...She's NICE (nice).

Yo mama's so that instead of sweating,
her body emits a continuous breeze.
Yo mama's so precious, that Gollum was all "What ring?" (Gollum!)

Yo so adaptable that Darwin wrote a book about her
"The Origin of the Denises."
Your name is Denise, right?
No it's Trudy but she's so accommodating she'll probably to it.

Yo mama's so musical that I Yo Mama with Yo Yo Ma
Yo mama's so that she addresses me as "brah"

Yo mama's so of joy and cheer,
she put the detergent out of business.
Yo so dazzling that your dad
glues her to the of your house at Christmas.

Yo so environmentally conscious
that she can the thoughts of trees.
Yo so creative,
MacGyver her things and he's like "What can I do with these?"

Yo mama's so brave that if a saw her a bear,
I would for the bear.
Yo mama's so compassionate that she sweaters
for kittens made out of her own hair.

Yo so energetic that she
equals mass the speed of light to the second power
Yo mama's so clean that she
the soap feel when she's takin' a shower.

Yo mama's so that she's even got pull with Magneto.
Yo mama's so she like a hug
in laughter wrapped in a magic show
wrapped in a delicious burrito.

Yo mama's so awesome that...
How indescribably is she?
I'm having a time describing her.

Yo mama's so that she
makes me feel when I don't use words good.
Yo mama's so crafty that she
a functional smartphone out of glitter and balsa wood.

Yo mama's so outgoing she is, at this very moment, in space.
Yo mama's so she keeps her iPhone case in an iPhone case case.

Yo mama's so unpredictable that refuse to give her a reading.
Yo mama's so persuasive she
convinced a cop that her over that he was speeding.

Yo mama's so stable that horses are like, "Yo, can we with you?"
Yo so resilient every morning she sprinkles
her cereal bird flu.

Yo so loving that I wish she was my mama!