Luyện nghe bài hát Yo Mama So

Yo so cuddly that puppies watch Youtube videos of her.
Yo mama's so bold featured on the toolbar of Microsoft Word.

Yo mama's so wise, Yoda often her for advice.
Yo mama's so nice, I say it twice. ...She's NICE (nice).

Yo mama's so that instead of sweating,
her body emits a continuous breeze.
Yo so precious, that Gollum was all like "What ring?" (Gollum!)

Yo so adaptable that Darwin wrote a book about her
entitled "The of the Denises."
Your mom's name is Denise,
No it's Trudy but she's so accommodating probably answer to it.

Yo mama's so musical I confuse Yo Mama with Yo Yo Ma
Yo so chill that she addresses me as "brah"

Yo so full of joy and cheer,
she put the industry out of business.
Yo so dazzling that your dad
glues her to the outside of your at Christmas.

Yo mama's so conscious
she can read the thoughts of trees.
Yo so creative,
MacGyver brings her things and he's like "What can I do these?"

Yo so brave that if a saw her fighting a bear,
I would for the bear.
Yo mama's so that she knits sweaters
for homeless kittens out of her own hair.

Yo so energetic that she
equals mass times the speed of light to the power
Yo so clean that she makes
the soap feel dirty she's takin' a shower.

Yo so magnetic that she's even got pull with Magneto.
Yo mama's so she like a hug
wrapped in laughter in a magic show
wrapped in a delicious burrito.

Yo so indescribably awesome that...
How awesome is she?
I'm having a time describing her.

Yo so intelligent that she
makes me feel inferior when I use words good.
Yo mama's so crafty she built
a fully smartphone out of glitter and balsa wood.

Yo mama's so outgoing she is, at this very moment, in space.
Yo mama's so careful she keeps her case in an iPhone case case.

Yo mama's so unpredictable psychics refuse to give her a reading.
Yo mama's so that she
a cop that pulled her over that he was speeding.

Yo mama's so stable that horses are like, "Yo, can we stay you?"
Yo mama's so every morning she sprinkles
her with bird flu.

Yo so loving that I wish she was my mama!