Luyện nghe bài hát Yo Mama So

Yo mama's so cuddly that puppies Youtube videos of her.
Yo mama's so bold she's on the toolbar of Microsoft Word.

Yo so wise, Yoda often texts her for advice.
Yo mama's so nice, I gotta say it twice. ...She's (nice).

Yo mama's so pleasant instead of sweating,
her body a continuous gentle breeze.
Yo so precious, that Gollum was all like "What ring?" (Gollum!)

Yo mama's so adaptable that Darwin wrote a about her
entitled "The of the Denises."
Your name is Denise, right?
No it's Trudy but so accommodating she'll probably answer to it.

Yo mama's so musical that I Yo Mama with Yo Yo Ma
Yo so chill that she addresses me as "brah"

Yo mama's so of joy and cheer,
she put the detergent out of business.
Yo mama's so dazzling that dad
glues her to the of your house at Christmas.

Yo mama's so conscious
she can read the thoughts of trees.
Yo so creative,
brings her things and he's like "What can I do with these?"

Yo mama's so brave that if a saw her a bear,
I would for the bear.
Yo mama's so compassionate that she knits
for homeless made out of her own hair.

Yo mama's so energetic she
equals mass times the speed of light to the power
Yo mama's so clean she makes
the soap feel dirty she's takin' a shower.

Yo mama's so magnetic that she's even got with Magneto.
Yo mama's so enjoyable she a hug
wrapped in laughter wrapped in a show
wrapped in a chicken burrito.

Yo so indescribably awesome that...
How awesome is she?
I'm a hard time describing her.

Yo mama's so intelligent she
makes me feel when I don't use words good.
Yo mama's so crafty that she
a functional smartphone out of glitter and balsa wood.

Yo mama's so outgoing that she is, at this moment, in space.
Yo mama's so careful she her iPhone case in an iPhone case case.

Yo mama's so that psychics refuse to give her a reading.
Yo mama's so that she
convinced a cop that her over that he was speeding.

Yo mama's so stable that are like, "Yo, can we stay with you?"
Yo mama's so resilient every she sprinkles
her with bird flu.

Yo mama's so that I wish she was my mama!