Luyện nghe bài hát Yo Mama So

Yo so cuddly that puppies watch Youtube videos of her.
Yo mama's so bold she's featured on the toolbar of Word.

Yo mama's so wise, often texts her for advice.
Yo mama's so nice, I say it twice. ...She's NICE (nice).

Yo so pleasant that instead of sweating,
her body emits a gentle breeze.
Yo mama's so precious, that was all like "What ring?" (Gollum!)

Yo mama's so that Darwin wrote a book about her
entitled "The of the Denises."
mom's name is Denise, right?
No it's Trudy but she's so accommodating she'll answer to it.

Yo mama's so musical that I confuse Yo Mama Yo Yo Ma
Yo mama's so chill that she me as "brah"

Yo so full of joy and cheer,
she put the detergent out of business.
Yo mama's so dazzling that dad
glues her to the outside of house at Christmas.

Yo mama's so environmentally
that she can read the of trees.
Yo so creative,
MacGyver brings her and he's like "What can I do with these?"

Yo mama's so that if a saw her fighting a bear,
I pray for the bear.
Yo mama's so compassionate she knits sweaters
for kittens made out of her own hair.

Yo so energetic that she
mass times the speed of light to the second power
Yo mama's so clean she makes
the soap feel dirty when takin' a shower.

Yo so magnetic that she's even got pull with Magneto.
Yo mama's so enjoyable she a hug
wrapped in laughter wrapped in a magic
wrapped in a delicious burrito.

Yo so indescribably awesome that...
How awesome is she?
I'm a hard time describing her.

Yo mama's so that she
makes me inferior when I don't use words good.
Yo mama's so crafty that she
a fully functional out of glitter and balsa wood.

Yo mama's so outgoing that she is, at this moment, in space.
Yo mama's so careful she keeps her iPhone in an iPhone case case.

Yo mama's so unpredictable that psychics refuse to her a reading.
Yo mama's so persuasive she
convinced a cop pulled her over that he was speeding.

Yo mama's so stable horses are like, "Yo, can we stay with you?"
Yo mama's so every morning she sprinkles
her with bird flu.

Yo mama's so loving that I she was my mama!