Is she dope? Yep, ass in full effect, she walks into the room and all the guys come down with strep, thinking they can step, their hands get wet with sweat, but she been down with me since Fett's Vette. She's a hard drinker, lollipop licker, pistol packin' mama got me posed like the thinker, she's gold like the Aztecs or is it the Incas, she calls the shot and the shot be cunnilingus. She's heaven sent on the Xbox playing Halo, wish that she would clean my pipes like she was draino, wish she wasn't hotter than a plate of jalapenos, I feel like a kid wants to eat like it's play-dough, you shouldn't, 'cause that shit be bad for your health, take one look at her and you'll be screaming for help, call up the police, say put me in a cell, I can't resist this dish, I'm under Emily's spell, if you couldn't already tell, I loved every iota, Yoda shoulda told me she was off to South Dakota, one more yacht bird flew the coop I guess old Gordy done screwed the pooch.
Only thing I love herb is the bird But my kinda fucked It's a wonder that I
But I do and I 'Cause I'm still a nerd been left behind Let me ya say word
Only thing I more Than herb is the But my luck's fucked It's a wonder I flirt
But I do and I 'Cause I'm still just a Ever been behind Let me hear ya say
She's a go getter, dressed in sweater, we watched Blackhawk down together, her name's Heather, there's no better, didn't want her to go, but I had to let her, I started a yacht club, can't believe she showed up. Scholiosis chick, one fake tit, always bitin' her lip, always walkin' with a limp, always talkin' shit, always beggin' to kiss 'cause you can't the lips of an MC Chris. We only had a month to hump, it was rough, she was the first one that brought over a toothbrush, she missed home, horses in the barn, life was sucking so Kentucky was pulling her arm, just one bird that got away, keep up to date by checking her LJ, on my birthday, she bought me chucks, not only does it blow, it totally sucks.
Only I love more Than herb is the But my luck's fucked It's a that I flirt
But I do and I 'Cause I'm still a nerd Ever left behind Let me ya say word
Only thing I more herb is the bird But my kinda fucked It's a wonder that I
But I do and I 'Cause I'm still just a Ever left behind Let me hear ya say
Her was LB she was an I up her like madlibs
way above she was a sad kid so I couldn't but give the girl my
she lived in like to get up like to tease the so she got dressed up
like to get in with the truckers at the stops she was top and her bod was the best
fan of mine, time me a line sounded cute couldn't but reply
in her pool at the sky cell rings MC Chris hi
we're talking everyday flirtin' up a plans to trip I say word is
and my mind's set on and I I'm gonna score I get down on all scrubing all the floors
then I get all that an accident is never have a to relax and get
arrives at my I sigh, get all shy so we all get all walk down to little
do a shot, buy pot take a on the street cute and she's nice and she's hot and sweet
and she the first move 'cause I'm set on then I tongue lap her she snaps and she screams
and she just and I'm kinda no OD's, hearts on my
not a stalker a talker ass tight as once a now a groupie double on me
Only I love more herb is the bird But my kinda fucked It's a that I flirt
But I do and I 'Cause I'm still a nerd Ever left behind Let me ya say word
thing I love more Than herb is the But my luck's fucked It's a wonder that I
But I do and I 'Cause I'm still just a Ever been left Let me hear ya say