Is she dope? Yep, ass in full effect, she walks into the room and all the guys come down with strep, thinking they can step, their hands get wet with sweat, but she been down with me since Fett's Vette. She's a hard drinker, lollipop licker, pistol packin' mama got me posed like the thinker, she's gold like the Aztecs or is it the Incas, she calls the shot and the shot be cunnilingus. She's heaven sent on the Xbox playing Halo, wish that she would clean my pipes like she was draino, wish she hotter than a plate of jalapenos, I feel like a kid that wants to eat like it's play-dough, you shouldn't, 'cause that shit be bad for your health, take one look at her and you'll be screaming for help, call up the police, say put me in a cell, I can't resist this dish, I'm under Emily's spell, if you couldn't already tell, I loved every iota, Yoda shoulda told me she was off to South Dakota, one more yacht bird flew the coop I guess old Gordy done screwed the pooch.
thing I love more Than herb is the But my kinda fucked It's a wonder that I
But I do and I 'Cause I'm still just a Ever left behind Let me ya say word
Only thing I more herb is the bird But my luck's kinda It's a wonder I flirt
But I do and I I'm still just a nerd Ever been behind Let me ya say word
She's a go getter, dressed in sweater, we watched Blackhawk down together, her name's Heather, there's no better, didn't want her to go, but I had to let her, I started a yacht club, can't believe she showed up. Scholiosis chick, one tit, always bitin' her lip, always walkin' with a limp, always talkin' shit, always beggin' to kiss 'cause you can't resist the lips of an MC Chris. We only had a month to hump, it was rough, she was the first one that brought over a toothbrush, she missed home, horses in the barn, life was sucking so Kentucky was pulling her arm, just one bird that got away, keep up to date by checking her LJ, on my birthday, she bought me chucks, not only does it blow, it totally sucks.
Only thing I more Than is the bird But my kinda fucked It's a wonder that I
But I do and I 'Cause I'm still just a Ever been behind Let me hear ya say
Only thing I more herb is the bird But my kinda fucked a wonder that I flirt
But I do and I I'm still just a nerd Ever left behind Let me hear ya say
Her was LB she was an I up her spaces madlibs
way above she was a sad kid so I couldn't but the girl my address
she lived in like to get up like to the boys so she got dressed up
to get in fights with the truckers at the stops she was top and her bod was the best
fan of mine, time me a line sounded cute couldn't but reply
in her pool at the sky cell phone MC says hi
we're talking everyday flirtin' up a plans to trip I say word is
and my mind's set on and I think I'm gonna I get on all fours start all the floors
I get all nervous that an accident is have a chance to relax and get
at my drive I sigh, get all shy so we all get all down to little five
do a shot, buy pot a seat on the street she's and she's nice and hot and she's sweet
and she the first move 'cause I'm set on I tongue lap her flaps 'til she and she screams
and she leaves and I'm kinda no OD's, hearts on my
not a stalker just a ass as weave a newbie now a groupie double on me
Only thing I love herb is the bird But my luck's fucked a wonder that I flirt
But I do and I I'm still just a nerd Ever been behind Let me ya say word
Only thing I love Than is the bird But my luck's kinda a wonder that I flirt
But I do and I I'm still just a nerd Ever been behind Let me hear ya say