Is she dope? Yep, ass in full effect, she walks into the room and all the guys come down with strep, thinking they can step, their hands get wet with sweat, but she been with me since Fett's Vette. She's a hard drinker, lollipop licker, pistol packin' mama got me posed like the thinker, she's gold like the Aztecs or is it the Incas, she calls the shot and the shot be cunnilingus. She's heaven sent on the Xbox playing Halo, wish that she would clean my pipes like she was draino, wish she wasn't hotter than a plate of jalapenos, I feel like a kid that wants to eat like it's play-dough, you shouldn't, 'cause that shit be bad for your health, take one look at her and you'll be screaming for help, call up the police, say put me in a cell, I can't resist this dish, I'm under Emily's spell, if you couldn't already tell, I loved every iota, Yoda shoulda told me she was off to South Dakota, one more yacht bird flew the coop I guess old Gordy done screwed the pooch.
Only I love more herb is the bird But my luck's kinda a wonder that I flirt
But I do and I 'Cause I'm just a nerd Ever been left Let me ya say word
Only thing I love Than is the bird But my luck's fucked It's a that I flirt
But I do and I I'm still just a nerd Ever been left Let me ya say word
She's a go getter, dressed in sweater, we watched Blackhawk down together, her name's Heather, there's no better, didn't want her to go, but I had to let her, I started a yacht club, can't believe she showed up. Scholiosis chick, one fake tit, always bitin' her lip, always walkin' with a limp, always talkin' shit, always to kiss 'cause you can't resist the lips of an MC Chris. We only had a month to hump, it was rough, she was the first one that brought over a toothbrush, she missed home, horses in the barn, life was sucking so Kentucky was pulling her arm, just one bird that got away, keep up to date by checking her LJ, on my birthday, she bought me chucks, not only does it blow, it totally sucks.
Only thing I more Than herb is the But my kinda fucked It's a wonder that I
But I do and I 'Cause I'm just a nerd Ever left behind Let me ya say word
thing I love more Than is the bird But my luck's kinda It's a wonder I flirt
But I do and I I'm still just a nerd Ever been behind Let me ya say word
Her was LB she was an I up her spaces like
way average she was a sad kid so I help but give the girl my
she in Texas like to get up like to tease the so she got dressed up
like to get in the truckers at the rest stops she was top and her bod was the part
fan of mine, time dropping me a kinda cute couldn't but reply
in her pool at the sky cell rings MC Chris hi
soon we're everyday up a storm plans to road I say word is
and my set on porn and I think I'm gonna I get on all fours start scrubing all the
I get all nervous that an is imminent never have a chance to and get
arrives at my I sigh, get all shy so we all get all walk down to little
do a shot, buy pot take a seat on the she's cute and she's and she's hot and she's
and she the first move 'cause I'm set on then I lap her flaps she snaps and she screams
and she just and I'm kinda no OD's, on my sleeve
not a just a talker ass tight as once a newbie now a double on me
Only I love more Than herb is the But my luck's kinda It's a wonder I flirt
But I do and I I'm still just a nerd Ever left behind Let me ya say word
Only thing I love herb is the bird But my kinda fucked It's a that I flirt
But I do and I 'Cause I'm still just a Ever been behind Let me hear ya say