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Is she dope? Yep, ass in full effect, she walks into the room and all the guys come down with strep, thinking they can step, their hands get wet with sweat, but she been down with me since Fett's Vette. She's a hard drinker, lollipop licker, pistol packin' mama got me posed like the thinker, she's gold like the Aztecs or is it the Incas, she calls the shot and the shot be cunnilingus. She's heaven sent on the Xbox playing Halo, wish that she would clean my pipes like she was draino, wish she wasn't hotter than a plate of jalapenos, I feel like a kid that wants to eat like it's play-dough, you shouldn't, 'cause that shit be bad for your health, take one look at her and you'll be screaming for help, call up the police, say put me in a cell, I can't resist this dish, I'm under Emily's spell, if you couldn't already tell, I loved every iota, Yoda shoulda told me she was off to South Dakota, one more yacht bird flew the coop I guess old Gordy done screwed the pooch.
Only thing I love more
Than herb is the bird
But my luck's kinda fucked
It's a wonder that I flirt
But I do and I will
'Cause I'm still just a nerd
Ever been left behind
Let me hear ya say word
Only thing I love more
Than herb is the bird
But my luck's kinda fucked
It's a wonder that I flirt
But I do and I will
'Cause I'm still just a nerd
Ever been left behind
Let me hear ya say word
She's a go getter, dressed in sweater, we watched Blackhawk down together, her name's Heather, there's no better, didn't want her to go, but I had to let her, I started a yacht club, can't believe she showed up. Scholiosis chick, one fake tit, always bitin' her lip, always walkin' with a limp, always talkin' shit, always beggin' to kiss 'cause you can't resist the lips of an MC Chris. We only had a month to hump, it was rough, she was the first one that brought over a toothbrush, she missed home, horses in the barn, life was sucking so Kentucky was pulling her arm, just one bird that got away, keep up to date by checking her LJ, on my birthday, she bought me chucks, not only does it blow, it totally sucks.
Only thing I love more
Than herb is the bird
But my luck's kinda fucked
It's a wonder that I flirt
But I do and I will
'Cause I'm still just a nerd
Ever been left behind
Let me hear ya say word
Only thing I love more
Than herb is the bird
But my luck's kinda fucked
It's a wonder that I flirt
But I do and I will
'Cause I'm still just a nerd
Ever been left behind
Let me hear ya say word
Her name was LB
she was an actress
I filled up her
spaces like madlibs
way above average
she was just a sad kid
so I couldn't help
but give the girl my address
she lived in Texas
like to get messed up
like to tease the boys
so she always got dressed up
like to get in fights
with the truckers at the rest stops
she was top notch
and her bod was the best part
fan of mine, summer time
dropping me a line
sounded kinda cute
couldn't help but reply
chilling in her pool
squinting at the sky
cell phone rings
MC Chris says hi
soon we're talking everyday
flirtin' up a storm
plans to road trip
I say word is born
and my mind's set on porn
and I think I'm gonna score
I get down on all fours
start scrubing all the floors
then I get all nervous
that an accident is imminent
never have a chance to relax
and get intimate
arrives at my drive
I sigh, get all shy
so we all get all high
walk down to little five
do a shot, buy some pot
take a seat on the street
she's cute and she's nice
and she's hot and she's sweet
and she makes the first move
'cause I'm set on defeat
then I tongue lap her flaps
'til she snaps and she screams
and she just leaves
and I'm kinda relieved
no OD's, VD's
hearts on my sleeve
not a stalker just a talker
ass tight as weave
once a newbie now a groupie
double clickin' on me
Only thing I love more
Than herb is the bird
But my luck's kinda fucked
It's a wonder that I flirt
But I do and I will
'Cause I'm still just a nerd
Ever been left behind
Let me hear ya say word
Only thing I love more
Than herb is the bird
But my luck's kinda fucked
It's a wonder that I flirt
But I do and I will
'Cause I'm still just a nerd
Ever been left behind
Let me hear ya say word
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- Fuckin' Up My Christmas 2007
- Mc Chris Is Dead 2008
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- Freaks 2010
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- Robotussin 2007
- Ten Year Old 2007
- White Kids Love Hip-Hop 2007
- Variety 2007
- Bench Warmer 2007
- Blastic 2007
- Ratz 2007
- Robot Dog 2007
- Tractor Beam 2006
- Toothpick Spliffs 2007
- Evergreen 2007
- OMC 2007
- My Name Is 2007
- The Hammer 2007
- Stop Time 2007
- Illi OI! 2007
- Geek 2007
- Yatch Birds 2007
- Townie 2007
- Engine 2007
- MC Chris Ownz 2007
- DQ Blizzard 2007
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- Check The Ring, Yo 2007
- Co-Efficient 2007
- FTW 2007
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Singles
98 songs
- I Want Candy 2007
- Super Mario Bros Rap 2007
- Super Mario Bros Rap 2007
- 4 Da Shoteez 2007
- I Want Candy 2007
- Bad Ass 2007
- Smodcast 2010
- Wiid 2007
- Robotussin 2007
- Harry Potter 2007
- Chinese Song 2007
- Wiid 2007
- Harry Potter 2007
- Booties For Breakfast 2007
- Arulpragasam 2007
- Hijack 2007
- Variety 2007
- OMC 2007
- Pop Punk Is Dead 2007
- FTW 2007
- PW/OM 2007
- Ratz 2007
- White Kids Love Hip-Hop 2007
- Freaks 2010
- Yachtbirds 2007
- Yatch Birds 2007
- Mc Chris Is Dead 2008
- My Name Is 2007
- Tractor Beam 2006
- Townie 2007
- Robot Dog 2007
- Stop Time 2007
- Ten Year Old 2007
- The Hammer 2007
- The Tussin 2007
- Blastic 2007
- Evergreen 2007
- Engine 2007
- DQ Blizzard 2007
- Cookie Breath 2007
- Co-Efficient 2007
- Chinese Song 2007
- Check The Ring, Yo 2007
- Carebear (Kelly's Song) 2006
- Boys Don't Cry 2007
- Booties For Breakfast 2007
- Smodcast 2010
- Bench Warmer 2007
- Bad Ass 2007
- Arulpragasam 2007
- Fuckin' Up My Christmas 2007
- Geek 2007
- Glory Hole 2007
- Hijack 2007
- Illi OI! 2007
- Kingdom Farts 2007
- MC Chris Ownz 2007
- Cookie Breath 2007
- Kingdom Farts 2007
- Carebear (Kelly's Song) 2006
- MC Chris Ownz 2007
- Pop Punk Is Dead 2007
- 4 Da Shoteez 2007
- PW/OM 2007
- Glory Hole 2007
- FTW 2007
- Co-Efficient 2007
- Check The Ring, Yo 2007
- Fuckin' Up My Christmas 2007
- DQ Blizzard 2007
- Evergreen 2007
- Engine 2007
- Townie 2007
- Yatch Birds 2007
- Geek 2007
- Illi OI! 2007
- Stop Time 2007
- The Hammer 2007
- Bench Warmer 2007
- Blow Hard 2010
- My Name Is 2007
- OMC 2007
- Boys Don't Cry 2007
- Toothpick Spliffs 2007
- Tractor Beam 2006
- Robot Dog 2007
- Ratz 2007
- Blastic 2007
- Toothpick Spliffs 2007
- Variety 2007
- White Kids Love Hip-Hop 2007
- Ten Year Old 2007
- Robotussin 2007
- The Tussin 2007
- Freaks 2010
- Yachtbirds 2007
- Blow Hard 2010
- Mc Chris Is Dead 2008
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