Is she dope? Yep, ass in full effect, she walks into the room and all the guys come down with strep, thinking they can step, their hands get wet with sweat, but she been down with me since Fett's Vette. She's a hard drinker, lollipop licker, pistol packin' mama got me posed like the thinker, she's gold like the Aztecs or is it the Incas, she calls the shot and the shot be cunnilingus. She's heaven sent on the Xbox playing Halo, wish that she would clean my pipes like she was draino, wish she wasn't hotter than a plate of jalapenos, I feel like a kid that wants to eat like it's play-dough, you shouldn't, 'cause that shit be bad for your health, take one look at her and you'll be screaming for help, call up the police, say put me in a cell, I can't this dish, I'm under Emily's spell, if you couldn't already tell, I loved every iota, Yoda shoulda told me she was off to South Dakota, one more yacht bird flew the coop I guess old Gordy done screwed the pooch.
Only thing I more Than herb is the But my kinda fucked It's a wonder I flirt
But I do and I 'Cause I'm still a nerd Ever been left Let me ya say word
Only thing I love Than is the bird But my kinda fucked It's a wonder that I
But I do and I 'Cause I'm just a nerd been left behind Let me hear ya say
She's a go getter, dressed in sweater, we watched Blackhawk down together, her name's Heather, there's no better, didn't want her to go, but I had to let her, I started a yacht club, can't believe she showed up. Scholiosis chick, one fake tit, always bitin' her lip, always walkin' with a limp, always talkin' shit, always beggin' to kiss 'cause you can't resist the lips of an MC Chris. We only had a month to hump, it was rough, she was the first one that brought over a toothbrush, she missed home, horses in the barn, life was sucking so was pulling her arm, just one bird that got away, keep up to date by checking her LJ, on my birthday, she bought me chucks, not only does it blow, it totally sucks.
Only thing I more herb is the bird But my luck's kinda It's a wonder I flirt
But I do and I 'Cause I'm still just a been left behind Let me ya say word
thing I love more Than is the bird But my luck's kinda It's a wonder I flirt
But I do and I 'Cause I'm just a nerd Ever been behind Let me ya say word
Her was LB she was an I up her like madlibs
way average she was a sad kid so I help but give the girl my
she in Texas to get messed up like to tease the so she always got up
to get in fights with the truckers at the stops she was top and her bod was the best
fan of mine, time me a line sounded kinda help but reply
chilling in her at the sky cell rings MC says hi
soon we're talking up a storm plans to trip I say is born
and my mind's set on and I I'm gonna score I get down on all start scrubing all the
I get all nervous that an accident is have a chance to relax and get
at my drive I sigh, get all shy so we all get all down to little five
do a shot, buy pot take a on the street she's cute and nice and hot and she's sweet
and she the first move 'cause I'm set on then I lap her flaps she snaps and she screams
and she leaves and I'm kinda no OD's, hearts on my
not a stalker just a ass as weave once a now a groupie clickin' on me
Only thing I love Than is the bird But my kinda fucked It's a wonder I flirt
But I do and I 'Cause I'm still a nerd Ever been left Let me hear ya say
thing I love more Than herb is the But my kinda fucked a wonder that I flirt
But I do and I 'Cause I'm just a nerd Ever been behind Let me hear ya say