Is she dope? Yep, ass in full effect, she walks into the room and all the guys come down with strep, thinking they can step, their hands get wet with sweat, but she been down with me since Fett's Vette. She's a hard drinker, lollipop licker, pistol packin' mama got me like the thinker, she's gold like the Aztecs or is it the Incas, she calls the shot and the shot be cunnilingus. She's heaven sent on the Xbox playing Halo, wish that she would clean my pipes like she was draino, wish she wasn't hotter than a plate of jalapenos, I feel like a kid that wants to eat like it's play-dough, you shouldn't, 'cause that shit be bad for your health, take one look at her and you'll be screaming for help, call up the police, say put me in a cell, I can't resist this dish, I'm under Emily's spell, if you couldn't already tell, I loved every iota, Yoda shoulda told me she was off to South Dakota, one more yacht bird flew the coop I guess old Gordy done screwed the pooch.
Only I love more herb is the bird But my luck's kinda It's a wonder I flirt
But I do and I 'Cause I'm just a nerd Ever been left Let me ya say word
thing I love more Than is the bird But my luck's kinda It's a that I flirt
But I do and I 'Cause I'm still a nerd Ever left behind Let me ya say word
She's a go getter, dressed in sweater, we watched Blackhawk down together, her name's Heather, there's no better, didn't want her to go, but I had to let her, I started a yacht club, can't believe she showed up. Scholiosis chick, one fake tit, always bitin' her lip, always walkin' with a limp, always talkin' shit, always beggin' to kiss 'cause you can't resist the lips of an MC Chris. We only had a month to hump, it was rough, she was the first one that brought over a toothbrush, she missed home, horses in the barn, life was sucking so Kentucky was pulling her arm, just one that got away, keep up to date by checking her LJ, on my birthday, she bought me chucks, not only does it blow, it totally sucks.
Only I love more Than herb is the But my luck's fucked It's a wonder that I
But I do and I 'Cause I'm just a nerd Ever been behind Let me ya say word
Only I love more Than is the bird But my luck's fucked It's a wonder I flirt
But I do and I 'Cause I'm still just a Ever left behind Let me hear ya say
Her was LB she was an I up her spaces madlibs
way average she was a sad kid so I help but give the my address
she in Texas to get messed up like to the boys so she got dressed up
to get in fights with the truckers at the rest she was top and her bod was the part
fan of mine, time me a line sounded kinda help but reply
chilling in her at the sky cell rings MC Chris hi
we're talking everyday flirtin' up a to road trip I say word is
and my set on porn and I think I'm score I get on all fours start all the floors
I get all nervous that an is imminent have a chance to relax and get
arrives at my I sigh, get all shy so we all get all down to little five
do a shot, buy pot take a seat on the cute and she's nice and hot and she's sweet
and she the first move I'm set on defeat I tongue lap her flaps 'til she snaps and she
and she leaves and I'm relieved no OD's, hearts on my
not a stalker just a ass as weave once a newbie now a double on me
thing I love more Than herb is the But my luck's fucked a wonder that I flirt
But I do and I 'Cause I'm still just a been left behind Let me hear ya say
Only thing I love Than herb is the But my luck's fucked It's a wonder I flirt
But I do and I I'm still just a nerd Ever been behind Let me ya say word