Worst Intermission Ever

[Hello?]
Hey!
[Hey!]
Hows it going?
[Its going fine. Hows it going for you?]
Good! Good Mary Kay!
I just wanna say that Im here at Chandlers.
[At Chandlers?]
Yeah and Im thinking about spending the night. Is that alright?
[Its okay but youre curfew is at 12:30. Thats in 10 minutes.]
Well I just asked if I could spend the night and you said it was okay, but then you said my curfew was 12:30. Now whats it gonna be?
[I didnt hear you say can you spend the night.]
I-I asked if I could spend the night.
[Are you calling on your cell phone?]
Yeah Im calling on my cell phone.
[Well can I speak to Chandler?]
Chandlers not here right now. Hes in a different room.
[Well Id like to speak to him.]
Well hes not here.
[Well, now why arent you in the same room with Chandler?]
Chandlers taking a dump.
[Henry!]
Well Im sorry! He is!
[Say hes using the bathroom.]
Oh, okay. Hes using the bathroom.
[Okay, well now are you still going to church with your dad in the morning?]
Well yeah Mary Kay!
[Did his parents say its okay?]
Its okay! Its mokay as a matter of fact-tay.
[Did you drop off Tommy?]
Yeah I dropped off Tommy. Hes with his mommy.
[Alright. Do you want me to wake you up tomorrow or is your dad gonna call you and wake you up? Are yall still going to church in the morning?]
Oh I dont know. Ill figure it out.
[Alright, cause Im gonna go to my church at 10:00.]
Alright.
[I have to leave the house at 9 to let you back in.]
Okay.
[Did yall get some good filming in?]
Yeah, we got some good filming in.
[Alright, well I love you.]
I love you too.
[Alright, goodbye.]
Bye-bye.