Anchorbabe Stalker

Ms. Lucy Noland youre a scream
You said you cook Vietnamese cuisine
I am more of a bacon burger boy
But for you I like Id eat anything
You are quite a globetrottin girl
Alaska, New York, California
What a small world
Dont get freaked out babe
I dont stalk you that much
Its just that you make my brain twirl

Just one date
Thats all I ask
I hope its not too trying of a task
Just one date
Thats all I ask
And then Ill let the world have you back

I dont wanna go all Anchorman on you
Ms. Noland you can slap me if I do
No no Im not kind of a big deal
But if you give me a shot
I think that I could be, its true
And I cant say that Im a Tigers fan
I mean Kid Rock, Detroit does what it can
But with Enron, Anna, dis-Astros and the smog
Houston is a magical land

Just one date
Thats all I ask
I hope its not too trying of a task
Just one date
Thats all I ask
And then Ill let the world have you back

No I wont
No I wont
No I wont
But if you want me to I will
I will
But if you dont (if you dont)
If you dont, what a happy man I will be
Yeah yeah yeah
Woo hoo

KHOU anchorgirl
Youre my world
You make me say oooooooh
Ooh la la ooh la la
KHOU anchorgirl
Youre my world
You make me say
Please let me be your anchorman