Lactose Intolerance

Micro-ma-phone
Are we rolling?
Alright

Milk, yogurt, and ice cream
They dont mean nothing to me
I fear lactose
Milk, yogurt, and ice cream
They dont mean nothing to me
LACTOSE!!!

I gotta disease
You cant get it from me
It is known as lactose intolerancy
I have been cursed by a cow
I dont know why but I sure know how
Low in fat but high in evil
Milk puts me in full retrieval

Milk, yogurt and ice cream
They dont mean nothing to me
I fear lactose

I ate a pancake when I was in Helsinki
But you might as well say I drank a fart martini
Ben and Jerry
Theyre not such bad guys
But I know soy is my only ally

Milk, yogurt, and ice cream
They dont mean nothing to me
I fear lactose

(Beat boxing with wiki wiki wiki at end)

Milk, yogurt, and ice cream
They dont mean nothing to me
I fear lactose
Milk, yogurt, and ice cream
They dont mean nothing to me

You take your bowl of cereal for granted every moment that youre awake
There is a battle within my stomach and I think its making my heart break
And in this internal war of digestion
You wont find me in the dairy section
Is there anyone that feels my pain
Cause I despise the cow and all it stands for

Milk, yogurt, and ice cream
They dont mean nothing to me
I fear lactose Milk, yogurt, and ice cream
They dont mean nothing to me
I fear lactose

So dont tell me that the glass is half full of milk
Cause if it is
Oh, its half empty to me
Dont tell me that Im not cool
Cause Ive been trying really hard to cover it up you see
Oh la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la
I fear lactose
La la la la la la la
I said no cheese please
MOO!