If I them dogs, a broke nose gets clubbed Then I crack jaw 'cause you know I get raw I remember I used to sit on the see saw Now, I just shoot 'em up, 'em up, dog
Ya better stand clear I show no fear I hit you with the baseball bat in the air It's gonna be on when the goes down So, you better be ready
I cock that hammer then I that trigger Better run quick 'cause put the hole right in ya what I gave ya, the ill behavior Funkdoobiest got the 31
a chocolate, the number 1 toke up Play your punk ass a hand in poker Hearts, clovers, diamonds, Wopbabalubop, balap, bam
Who the funk do you you are? I got the blasting out your car Now, what the funk are you do? I'll funk your ass up with my Funkdoobie
Here comes the son, but not the It's the dooler, sippin' on the cooler We hit the chronic, well that ironic
why they call us the Doobies 'Cause we give the porno to do us a floosy Drop the panties and give up the I think pass, she's got the coodies
So, we get the funk on to us a groupie You tell the hope, they're nottin' like a doobie Groovy, as I funk up the Wopbabalubop, balap, bam
I power, devour cowards in an hour Who's got the funeral I cut like a sickle, so a Don Rickles I'm flavored like pickles, I killed for a
So, wat'cha telling me ain't no Melanie Just check out, check out, 'um check out my the vandal, caught in the scandal Hands lift when I sing soprano
Flavors what I kick, I'm like a viking Call me a psychic, but Mikey says he it I pump the ill disco, I'm out like a Who blow the whistle, I like a pistol
Kapow boom, so give me room As I Wopbabalubop, balap, bam