If I drop dogs, a broke nose gets clubbed Then I crack jaw 'cause you know I get raw I when I used to sit on the see saw Now, I just 'em up, shoot 'em up, dog
Ya stand clear 'cause I show no fear When I hit you with the bat in the air It's gonna be on when the shit goes So, you be ready clown
I that hammer then I pull that trigger Better run quick 'cause I'll put the hole in ya Look I gave ya, the ill behavior Funkdoobiest got the 31
Smoke a chocolate, the number 1 up your punk ass like a hand in poker Hearts, clovers, diamonds, Wopbabalubop, balap, bam
Who the funk do you think you I got the funk blasting out car Now, what the funk are you do? I'll funk your ass up with my Funkdoobie
Here the son, but not the ruler the dooler, sippin' on the wine cooler We hit the chronic, well ain't ironic
That's why they us the Doobies 'Cause we give the porno to do us a floosy Drop the panties and give up the I think pass, she's got the coodies
So, we get the funk on to us a groupie You tell the hope, they're nottin' like a doobie Groovy, as I up the room Wopbabalubop, balap, bam
I power, devour cowards in an hour Who's got the funeral I cut a sickle, so fuck a Don Rickles I'm flavored like pickles, I killed for a
So, wat'cha telling me there no Melanie Just check out, check out, 'um check out my the vandal, caught in the scandal Hands will lift I sing soprano
Flavors what I kick, I'm like a viking me a psychic, but Mikey says he likes it I the ill disco, I'm out like a missile Who blow the whistle, I like a pistol
Kapow boom, so give me room As I Wopbabalubop, balap, bam