If I drop them dogs, a broke gets clubbed Then I crack jaw 'cause you know I get raw I when I used to sit on the see saw Now, I shoot 'em up, shoot 'em up, dog
Ya better stand clear I show no fear When I hit you with the bat in the air It's gonna be on the shit goes down So, you be ready clown
I cock that hammer then I pull that Better run quick 'cause I'll put the hole in ya Look what I gave ya, the ill Funkdoobiest got the 31
Smoke a chocolate, the number 1 up your punk ass like a hand in poker Hearts, clovers, diamonds, Wopbabalubop, balap, bam
Who the do you think you are? I got the funk out your car Now, what the are you gonna do? I'll funk your ass up my Funkdoobie crew
Here comes the son, but not the It's the dooler, on the wine cooler We hit the chronic, well that ironic
That's why call us the Doobies we give the porno flicks to do us a floosy Drop the and give up the booty I I'll pass, she's got the coodies
So, we get the funk on to find us a You tell the hope, they're ain't nottin' a doobie Groovy, as I up the room Wopbabalubop, balap, bam
I generate power, cowards in an hour Who's got the flowers? I cut like a sickle, so a Don Rickles I'm flavored like pickles, I killed for a
So, telling me there ain't no Melanie Just check out, check out, 'um out my melody the vandal, caught in the scandal Hands will lift when I soprano
Flavors what I kick, I'm strong like a Call me a psychic, but Mikey says he it I pump the ill disco, I'm out a missile Who blow the whistle, I blast like a
Kapow boom, so give me room As I Wopbabalubop, balap, bam