If I drop them dogs, a broke nose gets I crack that jaw 'cause you know I get raw I remember I used to sit on the see saw Now, I shoot 'em up, shoot 'em up, dog
Ya stand clear 'cause I show no fear I hit you with the baseball bat in the air It's be on when the shit goes down So, you be ready clown
I cock that hammer then I pull trigger Better run quick I'll put the hole right in ya Look I gave ya, the ill behavior Funkdoobiest got the 31
Smoke a chocolate, the 1 toke up Play your ass like a hand in poker Hearts, clovers, diamonds, Wopbabalubop, balap, bam
Who the do you think you are? I got the blasting out your car Now, the funk are you gonna do? I'll funk your ass up my Funkdoobie crew
Here the son, but not the ruler It's the dooler, sippin' on the wine We hit the chronic, ain't that ironic
That's why they us the Doobies 'Cause we give the porno to do us a floosy Drop the panties and give up the I think pass, she's got the coodies
So, we get the funk on to us a groupie You tell the hope, they're nottin' like a doobie Groovy, as I up the room Wopbabalubop, balap, bam
I power, devour cowards in an hour got the funeral flowers? I cut a sickle, so fuck a Don Rickles I'm flavored like pickles, I killed for a
So, wat'cha telling me ain't no Melanie Just check out, out, 'um check out my melody the vandal, caught in the scandal Hands will lift I sing soprano
what I kick, I'm strong like a viking Call me a psychic, but Mikey says he it I the ill disco, I'm out like a missile Who blow the whistle, I blast a pistol
boom, so give me some room As I Wopbabalubop, balap, bam