Luyện nghe bài hát Who Stole My Car?

Yo Jeff, what's up Holmes? Yo what's up
Yo what's up Aey where's my car at?
Where's your car, why you me?
No I parked my car right here, you're here where's my car?
I been here for an hour and a half I seen it
Come on man stop playin' where's my car at?
No I'm serious man, it's not in my pocket I haven't your car
where's my car I parked my car right here man?
(I know)

Now a is a joke and fun and games are chill
But this isn't funny this is up ill
Now there's a limit to humor and this is too far
I ain't laughin' no y'all now who stole my car
I know

I don't know if y'all ever had a car stolen
But it's a real feelin' when you walk out the door
And you don't a map or any kind of chart
To know you're standin' in the spot where your car to be parked
Now you know you parked your car their but yet you lookin'
'Cause your mind didn't except yet somebody took it
So your scratchin' your head and tryin' to get things
And there's some idiot who says, "You sure you parked here"

To call the police be the move that's smart
But you keep lookin' where you know you didn't park
for reasons like maybe tickets you owed
Somethin' to justify maybe it got towed
But not naa never forget it
But you ask yourself well where the hell is it?
If was a prize you'd win dummy of the year
'Cause you lookin' somewhere else when you know you parked it

So to never land you find yourself strollin'
And you finally except that it's stolen
You the police and they come and say
"That's the 437th car today"
As if that's somethin' he really needed to mention
Then they start askin' you real questions like

"When's the last that you saw it?"
You idiot right they stole it
Now you're mad cop is talkin' to you
And somebody's in your car to Kalamazoo
Officer or whoever you are
Can you please get off your butt and who stole my car?

I remember my first car never it
A candy apple red irub windows be
Talk about fast like a to drive
When from zero to 60 in 5 point 5
And matchin' red rims but wasn't enough
It had a car phone for I wanted to reach out and touch
An Alpine stereo straight up rocked
12 inch woofers you could hear for blocks

The first day I got it, I was frontin' real
I could hear people "Damn look at that car"
I was and I wanted my friends to check it out
So I went to the spot they usually hangin' out
Just my nobody standin' outside
And I really didn't like parkin' my ride
So I honked my horn but was comin'
I said, "What the I ran inside and left it runnin'"

I was inside for 20 seconds all
I found my friends and said, "You gotta this out y'all"
But when we came back out the car wasn't
Man you buy nothin,' I did I swear
My friends went inside I was mad they believe me
Now I'm outside at the spot my car used to be
It was hard to out what to do all alone
But then I got it call the car

Princes car
Yo bring my car back now before I bust your
Hold up wait a minute pal, like you kinda forgot the keys
I thought man he's right well bring it please
Hello, "Listen thief hang up"
luckily Jeff pulled up
I told him what had someone's stolen my car
I said, "Come on Jeff, let's get him he be far"

We rode around for about 20
When we were about to say forget it
I spotted him, I said, "Jeff go get it"
We pulled up him and man he jetted
He was all wild and fast like
He was gettin' points for the that he crashed
I called him on the car phone again and I
"Of course you realize when I you you're dead"

All through Philly was a high chasin'
Dude was playin' around like he we was racin'
A hundred miles an and he lost control
And slammed my car into a pole
I ran to the car I said, "Man you okay"
He said, "Yeah", so I punched him in the
The cops came up as if it was my
say me punch dude and charged me with assault

If his neck was closer I probably would grabbed it
He told the cops that I said, "He could it"
I calmed down and got things straight
I saw half my car in Seventh street the other half in
I just jump in the ocean
My car like it was a leggo explosion
Why does life have to be so
laugh next time it could be your car