Luyện nghe bài hát Who Stole My Car?

Yo Jeff, what's up Holmes? Yo what's up
Yo up man? Aey where's my car at?
your car, why you askin' me?
No I parked my car right here, standin' here where's my car?
I been here for an hour and a half I seen it
Come on man stop playin' Jeff my car at?
No I'm serious man, it's not in my pocket I haven't your car
where's my car I parked my car right here man?
(I know)

Now a joke is a joke and fun and games are
But this isn't funny is straight up ill
Now there's a limit to and this is gone too far
I ain't laughin' no y'all now who stole my car
I know

I know if y'all ever had a car stolen before
But it's a crazy feelin' when you walk out the door
And you don't need a map or any of chart
To know you're in the spot where your car used to be parked
Now you you parked your car their but yet you keep lookin'
'Cause your didn't except yet that somebody took it
So your scratchin' your head and tryin' to get clear
And there's some idiot who says, "You sure you parked here"

To call the police would be the move smart
But instead you keep lookin' where you know you didn't
Searchin' for reasons like maybe you owed
Somethin' to that maybe it got towed
But not stolen naa never it
But then you ask yourself well where the is it?
If was a prize you'd win dummy of the year
you lookin' somewhere else when you know you parked it here

So to never never land you find strollin'
And you finally except that it's stolen
You call the police and come and say
"That's the car stolen today"
As if somethin' that he really needed to mention
Then they start you real dumb questions like

"When's the last time you saw it?"
You idiot right before they it
Now mad this cop is talkin' to you
And somebody's in your car headin' to
Officer fool or you are
Can you please get off your butt and find who my car?

I remember my car never forget it
A candy apple red windows be tinted
Talk about fast a rocket to drive
When zero to 60 in like 5 point 5
And matchin' red but that wasn't enough
It had a car phone for I wanted to reach out and touch
An stereo that straight up rocked
With 12 inch you could hear for blocks

The first day I got it, I was frontin' hard
I could hear sayin' "Damn look at that car"
I was hyped and I wanted my friends to it out
So I went to the spot they usually hangin' out
my luck nobody standin' outside
And I really didn't feel parkin' my ride
So I honked my but nobody was comin'
I said, "What the heck I ran and left it runnin'"

I was inside for 20 seconds all
I my friends and said, "You gotta check this out y'all"
But when we came back out the car wasn't
Man you ain't buy nothin,' I did I
My friends went inside I was mad they believe me
Now I'm standin' outside at the my car used to be
It was hard to figure out to do all alone
But then I got it call the car

Fresh car
Yo thief my car back now before I bust your
Hold up wait a pal, seems like you kinda forgot the keys
I thought man he's well bring it back please
Hello, "Listen thief hang up"
Then Jeff pulled up
I told him what had someone's stolen my car
I said, "Come on Jeff, get him he can't be far"

We rode for about 20 minutes
When we were about to say forget it
When I him, I said, "Jeff go get it"
We up behind him and man he jetted
He was all wild and fast like
He was gettin' for the stuff that he crashed
I called him on the car again and I said
"Of you realize when I catch you you're dead"

All through Philly was a high chasin'
Dude was around like he thought we was racin'
A miles an hour and he lost control
And slammed my car a telephone pole
I ran to the car I said, "Man you okay"
He said, "Yeah", so I him in the face
The cops came up as if it was my
They say me punch dude and charged me assault

If his was closer I probably would have grabbed it
He told the that I said, "He could have it"
I calmed and they got things straight
I saw my car in Seventh street the other half in Eighth
I wanna just jump in the
My car looked like it was a leggo
Why does life have to be so
Don't laugh next it could be your car