Luyện nghe bài hát Who Stole My Car?

Yo Jeff, what's up Yo what's up Prince?
Yo up man? Aey where's my car at?
Where's car, why you askin' me?
No I my car right here, you're standin' here where's my car?
I been for an hour and a half I ain't seen it
Come on man stop playin' Jeff my car at?
No I'm serious man, not in my pocket I haven't seen your car
Jeff where's my car I parked my car right man?
(I know)

Now a joke is a joke and fun and games are
But this isn't funny this is up ill
Now there's a limit to humor and is gone too far
I ain't laughin' no y'all now who stole my car
I know

I don't know if y'all ever had a car before
But it's a real crazy when you walk out the door
And you need a map or any kind of chart
To know you're standin' in the where your car used to be parked
Now you know you parked car their but yet you keep lookin'
'Cause your mind didn't except yet that took it
So your scratchin' your head and tryin' to get clear
And always some idiot who says, "You sure you parked here"

To call the police would be the that's smart
But instead you keep lookin' where you know you park
for reasons like maybe tickets you owed
Somethin' to that maybe it got towed
But not stolen naa never it
But then you ask yourself well where the is it?
If there was a prize you'd win of the year
'Cause you lookin' somewhere else you know you parked it here

So to never land you find yourself strollin'
And you finally except that it's stolen
You the police and they come and say
"That's the car stolen today"
As if that's that he really needed to mention
Then they start askin' you real dumb questions

"When's the last time you saw it?"
You idiot right they stole it
Now you're mad this cop is to you
And in your car headin' to Kalamazoo
Officer or whoever you are
Can you please get off butt and find who stole my car?

I remember my first car forget it
A candy red irub windows be tinted
Talk about fast a rocket to drive
When from zero to 60 in 5 point 5
And matchin' red but that wasn't enough
It had a car for when I wanted to reach out and touch
An stereo that straight up rocked
With 12 inch woofers you could hear for

The day I got it, I was frontin' real hard
I could hear people sayin' "Damn at that car"
I was hyped and I wanted my to check it out
So I went to the spot they usually hangin' out
Just my luck nobody standin'
And I really didn't feel like parkin' my
So I honked my but nobody was comin'
I said, "What the I ran inside and left it runnin'"

I was for 20 seconds that's all
I found my friends and said, "You gotta this out y'all"
But when we came back out the car there
Man you buy nothin,' I did I swear
My friends went I was mad they didn't believe me
Now I'm outside at the spot my car used to be
It was to figure out what to do all alone
But then I got it call the car

Fresh car
Yo thief bring my car now before I bust your
Hold up wait a minute pal, like you kinda forgot the keys
I thought man he's right bring it back please
Hello, "Listen thief hang up"
Then luckily Jeff up
I told him what had happened someone's my car
I said, "Come on Jeff, get him he can't be far"

We around for about 20 minutes
we were just about to say forget it
When I him, I said, "Jeff go get it"
We pulled up him and man he jetted
He was drivin' all wild and fast
He was gettin' points for the stuff that he
I called him on the car phone again and I
"Of course you realize I catch you you're dead"

All through Philly was a high speed
Dude was playin' around like he thought we was
A miles an hour and he lost control
And slammed my car a telephone pole
I ran to the car I said, "Man you okay"
He said, "Yeah", so I him in the face
The came up as if it was my fault
say me punch dude and charged me with assault

If his neck was closer I probably have grabbed it
He told the cops that I said, "He have it"
I calmed down and they got things
I saw half my car in street the other half in Eighth
I just jump in the ocean
My car looked like it was a explosion
Why does have to be so hard?
Don't next time it could be your car