Luyện nghe bài hát Who Stole My Car?

Yo Jeff, up Holmes? Yo what's up Prince?
Yo what's up man? Aey my car at?
Where's car, why you askin' me?
No I my car right here, you're standin' here where's my car?
I been for an hour and a half I ain't seen it
on man stop playin' Jeff where's my car at?
No I'm man, it's not in my pocket I haven't seen your car
Jeff where's my car I my car right here man?
(I know)

Now a joke is a and fun and games are chill
But this isn't this is straight up ill
Now there's a limit to humor and is gone too far
I laughin' no more y'all now who stole my car
I know

I don't know if y'all ever had a car stolen
But a real crazy feelin' when you walk out the door
And you don't need a map or any kind of
To know you're standin' in the spot your car used to be parked
Now you know you parked car their but yet you keep lookin'
'Cause your mind except yet that somebody took it
So your scratchin' your and tryin' to get things clear
And there's always idiot who says, "You sure you parked here"

To call the police would be the move smart
But instead you keep lookin' where you you didn't park
Searchin' for reasons like tickets you owed
Somethin' to justify that it got towed
But not stolen naa forget it
But then you ask yourself well the hell is it?
If there was a you'd win dummy of the year
'Cause you somewhere else when you know you parked it here

So to never never land you find strollin'
And when you except that it's stolen
You the police and they come and say
"That's the 437th car today"
As if that's somethin' that he needed to mention
Then they start askin' you dumb questions like

"When's the last that you saw it?"
You idiot before they stole it
Now you're mad cop is talkin' to you
And somebody's in car headin' to Kalamazoo
Officer or whoever you are
Can you get off your butt and find who stole my car?

I remember my first car never it
A candy apple red irub be tinted
Talk about like a rocket to drive
from zero to 60 in like 5 point 5
And matchin' red rims but wasn't enough
It had a car phone for when I to reach out and touch
An Alpine stereo that up rocked
With 12 woofers you could hear for blocks

The first day I got it, I was real hard
I could hear people "Damn look at that car"
I was and I wanted my friends to check it out
So I to the spot where they usually hangin' out
Just my luck nobody standin'
And I really didn't feel parkin' my ride
So I honked my horn but was comin'
I said, "What the heck I ran inside and it runnin'"

I was inside for 20 seconds all
I found my friends and said, "You gotta check out y'all"
But when we came back out the car there
Man you ain't buy nothin,' I did I
My friends inside I was mad they didn't believe me
Now I'm standin' outside at the my car used to be
It was hard to out what to do all alone
But then I got it call the car

Fresh car
Yo thief bring my car back now before I bust
Hold up a minute pal, seems like you kinda forgot the keys
I thought man right well bring it back please
Hello, "Listen don't hang up"
Then luckily Jeff up
I told him what had happened stolen my car
I said, "Come on Jeff, get him he can't be far"

We around for about 20 minutes
When we were just to say forget it
I spotted him, I said, "Jeff go get it"
We pulled up him and man he jetted
He was drivin' all wild and fast
He was gettin' for the stuff that he crashed
I called him on the car again and I said
"Of course you realize I catch you you're dead"

All Philly was a high speed chasin'
Dude was playin' around like he thought we was
A miles an hour and he lost control
And slammed my car into a telephone
I ran to the car I said, "Man you okay"
He said, "Yeah", so I punched him in the
The cops up as if it was my fault
say me punch dude and charged me with assault

If his neck was closer I would have grabbed it
He told the cops that I said, "He could it"
I calmed down and they got things
I saw half my car in Seventh street the half in Eighth
I wanna just jump in the
My car looked like it was a leggo
Why life have to be so hard?
Don't laugh next it could be your car