Luyện nghe bài hát Who Stole My Car?

Yo Jeff, up Holmes? Yo what's up Prince?
Yo what's up Aey where's my car at?
your car, why you askin' me?
No I parked my car right here, you're standin' here where's my
I been here for an hour and a I ain't seen it
Come on man stop Jeff where's my car at?
No I'm man, it's not in my pocket I haven't seen your car
Jeff where's my car I parked my car right man?
(I know)

Now a joke is a joke and fun and are chill
But this funny this is straight up ill
Now there's a limit to humor and this is too far
I ain't laughin' no more y'all now who my car
I know

I don't know if ever had a car stolen before
But it's a real crazy feelin' when you out the door
And you need a map or any kind of chart
To you're standin' in the spot where your car used to be parked
Now you know you parked your car but yet you keep lookin'
'Cause mind didn't except yet that somebody took it
So scratchin' your head and tryin' to get things clear
And there's some idiot who says, "You sure you parked here"

To call the police would be the that's smart
But instead you lookin' where you know you didn't park
for reasons like maybe tickets you owed
Somethin' to that maybe it got towed
But not naa never forget it
But you ask yourself well where the hell is it?
If there was a you'd win dummy of the year
'Cause you lookin' somewhere else when you know you it here

So to never land you find yourself strollin'
And when you finally except it's stolen
You call the police and come and say
"That's the car stolen today"
As if that's somethin' that he really to mention
Then they start you real dumb questions like

"When's the last that you saw it?"
You idiot right before stole it
Now you're mad cop is talkin' to you
And somebody's in car headin' to Kalamazoo
fool or whoever you are
Can you please get off your butt and who stole my car?

I remember my car never forget it
A candy red irub windows be tinted
Talk about fast a rocket to drive
When from to 60 in like 5 point 5
And matchin' red but that wasn't enough
It had a car phone for when I wanted to reach out and
An Alpine stereo that up rocked
12 inch woofers you could hear for blocks

The first day I got it, I was frontin' hard
I could people sayin' "Damn look at that car"
I was hyped and I my friends to check it out
So I to the spot where they usually hangin' out
Just my luck nobody standin'
And I really didn't feel like parkin' my
So I my horn but nobody was comin'
I said, "What the I ran inside and left it runnin'"

I was inside for 20 that's all
I found my and said, "You gotta check this out y'all"
But when we came back out the car there
Man you ain't buy nothin,' I did I
My friends went inside I was mad they didn't me
Now I'm standin' at the spot my car used to be
It was to figure out what to do all alone
But then I got it the car phone

Princes car
Yo thief bring my car back now I bust your
Hold up a minute pal, seems like you kinda forgot the keys
I thought man he's right well it back please
Hello, "Listen don't hang up"
Then Jeff pulled up
I told him what had someone's stolen my car
I said, "Come on Jeff, let's get him he be far"

We around for about 20 minutes
When we were just about to say it
I spotted him, I said, "Jeff go get it"
We up behind him and man he jetted
He was all wild and fast like
He was gettin' points for the stuff that he
I him on the car phone again and I said
"Of course you realize when I catch you dead"

All through Philly was a high chasin'
Dude was around like he thought we was racin'
A hundred miles an hour and he lost
And slammed my car a telephone pole
I ran to the car I said, "Man you okay"
He said, "Yeah", so I punched him in the
The came up as if it was my fault
say me punch dude and charged me with assault

If his neck was closer I probably have grabbed it
He told the cops that I said, "He have it"
I calmed down and got things straight
I saw half my car in Seventh street the other half in
I wanna just jump in the
My car like it was a leggo explosion
Why life have to be so hard?
Don't laugh next time it could be car