Luyện nghe bài hát Who Stole My Car?

Yo Jeff, what's up Holmes? Yo up Prince?
Yo what's up Aey where's my car at?
your car, why you askin' me?
No I my car right here, you're standin' here where's my car?
I been for an hour and a half I ain't seen it
Come on man stop Jeff where's my car at?
No I'm serious man, it's not in my pocket I seen your car
Jeff where's my car I parked my car here man?
(I know)

Now a joke is a and fun and games are chill
But this isn't this is straight up ill
Now there's a limit to humor and is gone too far
I ain't no more y'all now who stole my car
I don't

I don't know if ever had a car stolen before
But a real crazy feelin' when you walk out the door
And you need a map or any kind of chart
To you're standin' in the spot where your car used to be parked
Now you know you parked your car their but yet you lookin'
'Cause your mind except yet that somebody took it
So your scratchin' your and tryin' to get things clear
And there's some idiot who says, "You sure you parked here"

To call the police be the move that's smart
But instead you keep lookin' you know you didn't park
for reasons like maybe tickets you owed
Somethin' to justify that it got towed
But not naa never forget it
But then you ask well where the hell is it?
If there was a you'd win dummy of the year
'Cause you lookin' somewhere else when you know you it here

So to never never land you find yourself
And you finally except that it's stolen
You the police and they come and say
"That's the car stolen today"
As if that's somethin' that he really needed to
Then they start askin' you real dumb like

"When's the last that you saw it?"
You idiot before they stole it
Now you're mad cop is talkin' to you
And somebody's in your car to Kalamazoo
Officer fool or you are
Can you please get off your butt and find who my car?

I my first car never forget it
A apple red irub windows be tinted
Talk about fast like a to drive
When from to 60 in like 5 point 5
And matchin' red rims but that wasn't
It had a car phone for when I wanted to out and touch
An stereo that straight up rocked
With 12 inch woofers you hear for blocks

The first day I got it, I was real hard
I hear people sayin' "Damn look at that car"
I was and I wanted my friends to check it out
So I went to the spot where they hangin' out
Just my luck nobody outside
And I didn't feel like parkin' my ride
So I honked my but nobody was comin'
I said, "What the heck I ran inside and it runnin'"

I was inside for 20 that's all
I found my friends and said, "You check this out y'all"
But when we came back out the car wasn't
Man you ain't buy nothin,' I did I
My friends went I was mad they didn't believe me
Now I'm outside at the spot my car used to be
It was to figure out what to do all alone
But I got it call the car phone

Fresh car
Yo thief my car back now before I bust your
Hold up wait a minute pal, seems you kinda forgot the keys
I thought man he's right well it back please
Hello, "Listen thief don't up"
Then luckily Jeff up
I him what had happened someone's stolen my car
I said, "Come on Jeff, let's get him he be far"

We rode around for about 20
When we were about to say forget it
When I him, I said, "Jeff go get it"
We pulled up him and man he jetted
He was drivin' all wild and like
He was points for the stuff that he crashed
I called him on the car again and I said
"Of course you realize when I catch you dead"

All through Philly was a speed chasin'
Dude was playin' like he thought we was racin'
A hundred miles an hour and he lost
And slammed my car a telephone pole
I ran to the car I said, "Man you okay"
He said, "Yeah", so I punched him in the
The cops came up as if it was my
They say me punch dude and charged me with

If his neck was closer I probably would grabbed it
He told the cops that I said, "He could it"
I calmed down and they got things
I saw my car in Seventh street the other half in Eighth
I wanna just jump in the
My car looked like it was a leggo
Why does life have to be so
Don't laugh next it could be your car