Luyện nghe bài hát Who Stole My Car?

Yo Jeff, up Holmes? Yo what's up Prince?
Yo up man? Aey where's my car at?
Where's car, why you askin' me?
No I parked my car right here, standin' here where's my car?
I been here for an hour and a half I ain't it
Come on man stop Jeff where's my car at?
No I'm serious man, not in my pocket I haven't seen your car
Jeff my car I parked my car right here man?
(I know)

Now a joke is a and fun and games are chill
But this funny this is straight up ill
Now a limit to humor and this is gone too far
I ain't no more y'all now who stole my car
I don't

I don't know if y'all had a car stolen before
But it's a real crazy feelin' when you out the door
And you don't need a map or any kind of
To you're standin' in the spot where your car used to be parked
Now you you parked your car their but yet you keep lookin'
'Cause your didn't except yet that somebody took it
So your scratchin' head and tryin' to get things clear
And always some idiot who says, "You sure you parked here"

To call the police would be the move smart
But instead you keep lookin' where you know you park
Searchin' for reasons like tickets you owed
Somethin' to justify that it got towed
But not stolen naa forget it
But then you ask yourself well the hell is it?
If there was a prize win dummy of the year
you lookin' somewhere else when you know you parked it here

So to never never you find yourself strollin'
And when you finally that it's stolen
You call the police and come and say
"That's the 437th car today"
As if that's somethin' that he needed to mention
Then they start askin' you real dumb like

"When's the last time you saw it?"
You idiot before they stole it
Now you're mad cop is talkin' to you
And somebody's in your car headin' to
Officer or whoever you are
Can you please get off butt and find who stole my car?

I remember my first car never it
A apple red irub windows be tinted
Talk about fast like a to drive
from zero to 60 in like 5 point 5
And matchin' red rims but wasn't enough
It had a car for when I wanted to reach out and touch
An stereo that straight up rocked
With 12 inch you could hear for blocks

The first day I got it, I was frontin' hard
I could hear people sayin' "Damn look at car"
I was hyped and I wanted my to check it out
So I went to the spot where they hangin' out
Just my luck nobody standin'
And I really feel like parkin' my ride
So I honked my horn but nobody was
I said, "What the heck I ran inside and it runnin'"

I was for 20 seconds that's all
I found my and said, "You gotta check this out y'all"
But when we came back out the car wasn't
Man you ain't buy nothin,' I did I
My went inside I was mad they didn't believe me
Now I'm standin' at the spot my car used to be
It was hard to figure out to do all alone
But then I got it call the car

Fresh car
Yo thief bring my car back now before I bust
Hold up a minute pal, seems like you kinda forgot the keys
I thought man he's right well bring it back
Hello, "Listen thief hang up"
Then luckily pulled up
I him what had happened someone's stolen my car
I said, "Come on Jeff, let's get him he be far"

We around for about 20 minutes
When we were about to say forget it
I spotted him, I said, "Jeff go get it"
We up behind him and man he jetted
He was all wild and fast like
He was gettin' for the stuff that he crashed
I called him on the car again and I said
"Of you realize when I catch you you're dead"

All through Philly was a speed chasin'
was playin' around like he thought we was racin'
A hundred miles an hour and he control
And slammed my car into a pole
I ran to the car I said, "Man you okay"
He said, "Yeah", so I him in the face
The cops up as if it was my fault
They say me dude and charged me with assault

If his neck was closer I probably would grabbed it
He told the cops that I said, "He could it"
I calmed down and got things straight
I saw half my car in Seventh the other half in Eighth
I just jump in the ocean
My car looked like it was a leggo
Why does life to be so hard?
Don't laugh next time it could be car