Who Got the Goodies

Who got the goodies?
Scabs do
Who always sport the woodies?
Scabs do

So why you wanna settle
For a snack?
When you can have
The whole buffet

There's a brand new dance
That I learned from Juanita
It ain't the Huckleberry Stomp
It ain't the gaffed Benita

It's a brand new dance
Called the Turkey Smerf
It'll tighten your pants
And put a smile on your earth

Who got the goodies?
Scabs do
Who always got the pudding?
Scabs do

So why would you wanna settle
For a snack?
When you can have
The whole buffet