Staysha Brown

I'm gonna tell a story and it goes like this
Living my life and it was full of bliss
I did not have a problem that I could not handle
I kept my life nice and tidy like the home of Tony Randle

Then one day, it was the month of May
And I was kicking back a forty at the dock of the bay
I saw this girl, I took a look and did a double
I should've known right then the girl was trouble

To make a long story short and not too boring
Things got out of hand, yes, things got quite deploring
I guess I fell in love, see, I asked her if she's see me
She said, you may but only if you pamper, spoil and feed me

I said, here, take my money, she did and things were sunny
Until it all ran out and then she said I'll see you, honey
Now I'm a broken man, my confidence but rubble
Take it from me the girl's trouble

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I tried to call her on the phone, I couldn't leave her alone
She had a big big brother who said he'd break all my bones
It didn't matter to me, I knew eventually
She'd see her big mistake and come running back to me

Now I know better then I couldn't forget her
I asked her for an answer and she wrote me a letter
Saying it's over forever, I hate to burst your bubble
P.S., I found another man, she's trouble

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The best disco dancer for miles around

Trouble in the morning, trouble at night
Trouble all around me, now I'm feeling uptight
Trouble when I'm breathing, when I open my eyes
Trouble all around me, ain't no big surprise

She's twenty tons of trouble in a ten ton truck
The day I ran into her, I guess I ran into bad luck
I'm gonna step right back, baby, right back on the double
Take it from me, the girl's trouble

Trouble all around me
Trouble just surrounds me
I need an anti-trouble trouble suit
Or trouble's gonna drown me