Yo I'm loving the weather in this neighbourhood Hot, fire, everything females looking good, ain't it My nigga agrees, we near fainted (Not knowing my face portrait was being painted) (That very day) Anyways we chilling on the stoop shooting the about who was the illest MC Verbally slapped my nigga, saying player Jay-Z My moms cuts it short, me to the A&P Supplies for supper, quart of milk, of bread and a stick of butter You're damn right, I was making beats for A's(?) night And you know them make you work up an appetite Split, jump in the Ac, deaded in the back Won't start, pumping them tracks my battery Mad at me, errrr, hit the brakes Dud I live for them Camelo and PF tapes Can't forget what got, Tony Touch and Doo Wop Kid we can walk it's five from my crib And anyway my Jay who got my Mastermind joint Stay on the way to the grocery Be soon momma say (Not knowing my face portrait was being painted) (That very day) Walking, talking, Mrs. Johnson is on her Sunbathing so we honkin', She the finest forty-something I seen in nine Not Mr. Johnson believe she forty-five That's why made the pledge, no more chickenheads Let me ride with you big girl, keeping me well Here the ice cream trucks, some kids playing double dutch Looking ill but too young to Then one child said, yo Big Sox when's the due kid? It's out stupid, I want to form a B Like a Vietnam camp in '73, seperated society Hit the corner, there's my Jay eyeing me Motherfucker my tape at? Lie to me! And I'mma brake that, you let's take a I'mma get it on my way back, we gotta I heard one of them coons from the side of the block Was fucking with you some bullshit And pulled clips {Yo he acted shifty because my crib's where his be hangin dude} Ignore that shit G and keep that banging, in everyway (Not knowing that my face was being painted) (That very day) We gets to the A, and P Jay's smoking so them niggas for me I'm standing in the express line and what do I Through the window, that coon and his kinfolk Everything turned slow and muted In my mind while I saw niggas creep up from behind I see one pull a nine, I TURN AROUND! Too late, my nigga Jay's brain stained the kicked my nigga Freddy in the gut saying what Now motherfucker, your man's nothing but a And hits him with another sucker the lunch, today I'm killing the bunch I run outside with one nigga lie The other bleedin' from the Grab the gat Jay had on the inside of his leg Yo just chill, I'm about to retaliate Ill visions of murder, Fuck it now time to kill Cock back, I'm prepared for Becoming one with L. Jackson Turn the corner, I see them running away Hit the shortcut, I'm waiting at his I'mma end shit today Look, here he now never felt pressure like this before Debating, whether I should on site Or wait the motherfucker puts the key in the door Creep up on a nigga God's hand On the hair pintrigger, me momma but I'm going to be a late with the groceries I mean, you know diner's going to have to wait Turn motherfucker!
Now, if this was you, what the fuck you do?