Yo I'm loving the in this damn neighbourhood Hot, like fire, everything females good, ain't it My nigga Freddy agrees, we fainted (Not knowing that my face portrait was painted) (That same day) Anyways we on the stoop shooting the breeze Arguing who was the illest MC Verbally slapped my nigga, saying it's Jay-Z My cuts it short, sending me to the A&P Supplies for supper, of milk, loaf of bread and a stick of butter You're right, I was making beats for A's(?) last night And you them vets make you work up an appetite Split, jump in the Ac, it's in the back Won't start, pumping tracks killed my battery Mad at me, errrr, hit the brakes Dud I for them Camelo and PF Cuttin' tapes Can't forget what Clue got, Touch and Doo Wop Kid we can walk only five from my crib And anyway my nigga Jay who got my Mastermind Stay on the way to the grocery Be back soon say (Not that my face portrait was being painted) (That very day) Walking, talking, Mrs. Johnson is on her so we honkin', errh She the finest I seen in nine lives Not even Mr. Johnson believe she That's why I've made the pledge, no chickenheads Let me ride with you big girl, keeping me feed Here come the ice cream trucks, some kids playing double ill but too young to touch Then one child said, yo Big Sox when's the album due It's out stupid, I to form a neighbourhood B Like a Vietnam camp in '73, from society Hit the corner, my nigga Jay eyeing me where my tape at? Lie to me! And I'mma brake that, you take a walk get it on my way back, we gotta talk I heard one of them coons from the other side of the Was fucking with you over some And pulled illigitly {Yo he shifty because my crib's where his chick be hangin dude} Ignore that shit G and keep that banging, in everyway (Not knowing that my face was being painted) (That very day) We to the A, and P Jay's smoking so them niggas wait for me I'm standing in the express and what do I see? Through the window, that same coon and his Everything slow motioned and muted In my mind while I saw these creep up from behind I see one a nine, I scream TURN AROUND! Too late, my nigga Jay's stained the ground They kicked my nigga Freddy in the gut saying Now motherfucker, your man's nothing but a And him with another sucker punch Fuck the lunch, today I'm the bunch I run outside one nigga lie dead The other bleedin' the head Grab the gat Jay had on the inside of his leg Yo Freddy just chill, I'm about to Ill visions of murder, it now it's time to kill Cock back, I'm for action Becoming one with Samuel L. Turn the corner, I see them running away Hit the shortcut, I'm waiting at his I'mma end shit today Look, here he now I've never felt like this before Debating, whether I should on site Or 'til the motherfucker puts the key in the door Creep up on a nigga with God's On the hair pintrigger, me momma but I'm going to be a little late the groceries I mean, you know diner's just to have to wait around motherfucker!
Now, if this was you, what the fuck you do?