Viagra Waltz

She's dancing through high-rise apartments,
Stepping through sleeper car compartments;
There's a heated debate on global warming,
They're buzzing about killer bees swarming;
But all that conversation halts
When she's doing the Viagra Waltz.
It's just one of her many faults;
She likes doing the Viagra Waltz.

Think of her as your modern-day Isis,
Dancing through her mid-life crisis.
Chances are you'll know what her advice is:
Just keep doing the Viagra Waltz.
Play a golden oldie from the vaults,
Soon she'll be doing the Viagra Waltz.
It's just one of her many faults;
She likes doing the Viagra Waltz.

I guess it's common knowledge
There's too much water under the bridge
For both of those crazy kids,
Since they were at Niagara Falls.
Now she's doing the Viagra Waltz.
Yeah, she's doing the Viagra Waltz.
It's just one of her many faults;
She likes doing the Viagra Waltz.

There's a real time bomb ticking
Next to that not-so-friendly vulture.
You're a farm boy ripe for the picking;
She's studying Viagra culture.
She just read The Magic of Thinking Big
By the psychocybernetic Maxwell Maltz.
She used to dance the Irish jig;
Now she's doing the Viagra Waltz.
Yeah, she's doing the Viagra Waltz.
It's just one of her many faults;
She likes doing the Viagra Waltz.