Tyler King

He's what they call a mover and shaker
He never stops
Always on the go
His mind is racing 24/7
He's always talking dollars and dough
With PA in tow

He thinks the subway's strictly for losers
He takes a cab to the bathroom door
His Rolodex is A to Z A-list
I flicked to L
And guess what I saw?
Bloody Jude Law

Tyler King calls all the shots
Tyler King gives me the hots
Tyler King
He says he needs perfection
Send him in my direction
I'll do my best to pleasure him

He said he'd have a Ferrari by 30
He got it when he was 23
He walks out in the middle of meetings
He'll do the dirty to get the right fee
Till he met me

Tyler King lives in a loft
Tyler King never goes soft
Tyler King
I know he sounds appalling
Help me, I think I'm falling
I'll have to go to work on him

It's double air kisses
It's "darling" and "honey"
It's big screen or bust
But if your star's falling
You can't make him money
You won't see him for dust

He could find me boring
And I wouldn't blame him
I'm only me
But he needs a woman
And I'm gonna tame him
You'll have to agree

Could do worse than to marry an agent
We'd be the pick of all showbiz pairs
I'd be his English bit of arm candy
We'd walk down plush red carpeted stairs
At film premieres

Tyler King, he rings my bell
Tyler King puts me through hell
Tyler King
I'm flavour of the minute
Is there a future in it?
I'll have to hold on tight to him

Tyler King, he's turned my head
Tyler King, take me to bed
Tyler King

Mum, I really have to rush now
Got to buy my suntan lotion
Rodeo Drive is waiting
And so is Venice Beach
Tyler's got to do some business
Don't know how long we'll be staying
I'll call you from his office
I could be quite hard to reach