Capped Teeth and Caesar Salad

Capped teeth and caesar salad
Healthy Beverly Hills
No booze and no red meat
You have to stay petite
You're allowed to bonk
But keep off the plonk

Out here everyone's lala
That's why it's called LA
Go wild once in a while
With a large chamomile
I'll email you and have a nice day

Botox, Ashtanga yoga
Starstruck Beverly Hills
Where every woman shops
Till her chauffer drops
When her bosoms droop
Fifty surgeons swoop

Waiter, she'll take the yogurt
And a cold Perrier
She's eaten nothing fried
Since the old queen died
Let's stay in touch and have a nice day

"Hello. Tyler King's desk."
"Oh, hello. Can I speak to Tyler, please?"
"No, I'm afraid he's going over the weekend grosses and the Hollywood Reporter. If you'd like to leave a message, we'll get right back to you. Thanks for calling. Have a nice day."
"Ugh."

Capped teeth and caesar salad
Unreal Beverly Hills
A sixty year old man
Behaves like Peter Pan
Wears a baseball cap
Buys his clothes from Gap

No one's left in the closet
No big deal to be gay
Both men and women go
In search of Russell Crowe
I'll have to run now
Have a nice day

I'll call you back and have a nice day