Luyện nghe bài hát Two

Now if you're me on Twitter you know i had diarrhea today.
Am i using that web site
Sometimes I to sit one the toilet reverse. . .
"we're listening..."
it nice
you can turn around, you can on the tank.
"I'm gonna be for awhile..."
Yea, the that are clapping right now are the ones that are like "ok, all kidding aside he is a genius."
No, no, no it's the simplicity, i've been sitting on that thing my whole life, and telling me i can turn around, have a bowl of cereal, yea.
Set the alarm ten later... MULTITASK.
Alright, should eat while on the toilet.
"But i'm lactose intolerant, and i've always wanted to enjoy a bowl of with whole milk."
more of an almond milk cereal, but live your dream.
Somebody e-mailed me and they were "Hey Dipshit"
Which for the record is a wonderful subject line if you ever me to read your e-mails.
Oh, let's see this nice fan has to say
You had me at hello.
Like " you know you have to take your pants off to sit on the toilet backwards.

Alright, so i research.
It's a pre-shower shit,
Can we move on, sticklers to every detail?
You ever have a post shower
Awe, might as well go back to bed and start whole day over.
THINGS. ARE. WRONG. That's not the order of events, there's a glitch in the matrix, world's not real.
MOM, me.
I recently started ironing my ball hair.
Come on ladies, you know how it is, if you have curly hair you just straight hair.
So now when people see my balls like "oh my goodness, that looks really,really good."
that damaging to the hair?
And im like "yea, but are you gonna do?"
I wish beckham would knock it off with all the cute dues, i can't keep up.
My balls have the '06 Posh
Remember that lil, little cut?
Spice!
Looks my testicles.
Am i the only person that hopes David has sex with Brad Pitt?
I don't know who's in charge of casting in Hollywood, but make it happen before one of is out of their prime.
Can you those two men together, making love?
If there is a man in here that's junk doesn't wiggle a little bit, at the thought of those two men together.
This has nothing to do with your homophobic sexual preference, at that level art you monkey, ok?
You should be that you share the same restroom with those greek gods.
Can you imagine if had a child?
Was Simba!?!?!?
the fuck, was that Simba?
That's the kid?
That's cum?
The most beautiful child the has ever seen.
Picture baby Jesus. . . with abs.
a good lookin' baby.
If they had a baby abercrombie store, they would hire him to the front door, right?
Just standing there, shirtless, propped up, he can't stand yet. Just against the wall.
Think poster, big poster of himself, just standing there, tight pampers.
And you'd walk in, and you'd be like "I dont say this, but i wanna fuck that baby."
Oh man, do i fuck that baby.
If i had three wishes, two of them be to fuck that baby, and one would be for more wishes.
Well you do that. . .
Then i wanna that baby a third time.
I would to use all three wishes banging that baby
Go ahead dumb people, be by a joke that doesn't have a plausible premise/
Oh, i'd to read your e-mail.
"I felt you over the line a bit, when you theoretically wanted to fornicate with a mythical child."
up Mormons, this joke's gonna sting.
Next time a golden plate falls the heavens, go ahead and put it in your spam file.
Let's not base your entire life on a religion that's old enough for my dad to be like "Oh yea, that's not true... uh, that happen"
I don't know why they're wearing their pajamas their clothes.
I assume their god them to be comfy.
The Mormon church spent 20 dollars last year, in the state of California, making sure queers didn't legally get married, successfully i might add.
So i guess not as liberal as we all thought.
And this is what i say to the most conservative person that's so terrified of gay marriage legal.
Just because the state says its legal, it's not god's gonna let them into heaven.

So you can sleep sound every night knowing that goal line defense is up at the pearly gates just going