Luyện nghe bài hát Two

Now if you're following me on you know i had diarrhea today.
Am i using that web properly?
Sometimes I to sit one the toilet reverse. . .
"we're listening..."
it right?
you can around, you can lean on the tank.
"I'm gonna be for awhile..."
Yea, the people that are right now are the ones that are like "ok, all kidding aside he is a genius."
No, no, no it's the simplicity, i've been sitting on that thing my whole life, and you're telling me i can turn around, a bowl of cereal, yea.
Set the alarm ten later... MULTITASK.
Alright, nobody eat while on the toilet.
"But i'm lactose intolerant, and i've always to enjoy a bowl of Puffins with whole milk."
It's more of an almond milk cereal, but live dream.
Somebody e-mailed me and were like "Hey Dipshit"
Which for the is a wonderful subject line if you ever want me to read your e-mails.
Oh, let's see what nice fan has to say
You had me at hello.
Like " you know you have to take your completely off to sit on the toilet backwards.

Alright, so i research.
It's a pre-shower shit,
Can we move on, sticklers to every joke
You ever have a post shower
Awe, might as well go to bed and start your whole day over.
THINGS. ARE. WRONG. That's not the order of events, there's a in the matrix, this world's not real.
MOM, me.
I recently started flat ironing my hair.
Come on ladies, you know how it is, if you have curly you just want straight hair.
So now people see my balls they're like "oh my goodness, that looks really,really good."
Isnt that to the hair?
And im "yea, but what are you gonna do?"
I wish victoria would knock it off with all the cute dues, i can't keep up.
My balls still the '06 Posh
that lil, trendy little cut?
Spice!
Looks my testicles.
Am i the only person that hopes David Beckham has sex with Brad
I don't who's in charge of casting in Hollywood, but make it happen before one of them is out of their prime.
Can you those two men together, making love?
If there is a man in here that's doesn't wiggle just a little bit, at the thought of those two men together.
This has nothing to do with your sexual preference, at that level it's art you monkey, ok?
You be honored that you share the same restroom with those greek gods.
Can you imagine if they had a
Was Simba!?!?!?
What the fuck, was that
the Beckham-Pitt kid?
That's cum?
The most beautiful child the has ever seen.
Picture baby Jesus. . . with abs.
That's a good baby.
If they had a baby abercrombie store, they would him to work the front door, right?
Just standing there, shirtless, up, he can't stand yet. Just leaning against the wall.
poster, big poster of himself, just standing there, little tight pampers.
And walk in, and you'd be like "I dont wanna say this, but i wanna fuck that baby."
Oh man, do i wanna fuck baby.
If i had wishes, two of them would be to fuck that baby, and one would be for more wishes.
you can't do that. . .
Then i wanna fuck baby a third time.
I would like to use all three wishes that baby
Go ahead dumb people, be offended by a that doesn't have a plausible premise/
Oh, i'd love to read e-mail.
"I felt you went over the line a bit, when you theoretically wanted to fornicate a mythical child."
Heads up Mormons, this joke's sting.
Next time a golden plate falls from the heavens, go ahead and put it in your file.
Let's not base your entire life on a religion that's old enough for my dad to be like "Oh yea, that's not true... uh, didn't happen"
I don't know why they're their pajamas under their clothes.
I assume god wants them to be comfy.
The Mormon church spent 20 million dollars last year, in the state of California, making sure didn't legally get married, successfully i might add.
So i guess we're not as as we all thought.
And is what i say to the most conservative person that's so terrified of gay marriage becoming legal.
Just because the says its legal, it's not like god's gonna let them into heaven.

So you can still sleep sound every night knowing that goal line defense is up at the pearly gates going