Luyện nghe bài hát Two

Now if you're following me on Twitter you i had diarrhea today.
Am i using that web site
Sometimes I to sit one the toilet reverse. . .
"we're listening..."
it right?
you can around, you can lean on the tank.
"I'm be here for awhile..."
Yea, the people that are clapping now are the ones that are like "ok, all kidding aside he is a genius."
No, no, no it's the simplicity, i've been sitting on thing my whole life, and you're telling me i can turn around, have a bowl of cereal, yea.
Set the ten minutes later... MULTITASK.
Alright, nobody should eat on the toilet.
"But i'm lactose intolerant, and i've always wanted to enjoy a bowl of Puffins whole milk."
It's of an almond milk cereal, but live your dream.
Somebody e-mailed me and they were "Hey Dipshit"
Which for the record is a subject line if you ever want me to read your e-mails.
Oh, let's see what nice fan has to say
You had me at hello.
Like " you you have to take your pants completely off to sit on the toilet backwards.

Alright, so i research.
It's a pre-shower shit,
Can we on, sticklers to every joke detail?
You ever have a post shower
Awe, might as well go back to bed and start whole day over.
THINGS. ARE. WRONG. That's not the order of events, there's a glitch in the matrix, this not real.
MOM, me.
I recently started flat my ball hair.
Come on ladies, you know how it is, if you have curly hair you just want hair.
So now when people see my they're like "oh my goodness, that looks really,really good."
Isnt that damaging to the
And im like "yea, but what are you do?"
I wish victoria beckham would knock it off with all the dues, i can't keep up.
My balls still have the '06
Remember that lil, trendy little
Spice!
Looks my testicles.
Am i the only person that hopes David has sex with Brad Pitt?
I know who's in charge of casting in Hollywood, but make it happen before one of them is out of their prime.
Can you imagine those two men together, making
If there is a man in here that's junk doesn't wiggle a little bit, at the thought of those two men together.
This has nothing to do your homophobic sexual preference, at that level it's art you monkey, ok?
You be honored that you share the same restroom with those greek gods.
Can you if they had a child?
Was Simba!?!?!?
What the fuck, was that
That's the Beckham-Pitt
That's Pitt
The most beautiful the world has ever seen.
Picture Jesus. . . with better abs.
That's a good baby.
If they had a baby abercrombie store, would hire him to work the front door, right?
Just standing there, shirtless, up, he can't stand yet. Just leaning against the wall.
Think poster, big poster of himself, just there, little tight pampers.
And you'd walk in, and you'd be like "I wanna say this, but i wanna fuck that baby."
Oh man, do i wanna that baby.
If i had three wishes, two of them be to fuck that baby, and one would be for more wishes.
Well you do that. . .
Then i wanna that baby a third time.
I would to use all three wishes banging that baby
Go ahead dumb people, be offended by a joke doesn't have a plausible premise/
Oh, i'd to read your e-mail.
"I you went over the line a bit, when you theoretically wanted to fornicate with a mythical child."
up Mormons, this joke's gonna sting.
Next a golden plate falls from the heavens, go ahead and put it in your spam file.
Let's not base your entire life on a religion that's old enough for my dad to be like "Oh yea, that's not true... uh, that happen"
I don't know why they're wearing pajamas under their clothes.
I their god wants them to be comfy.
The Mormon church spent 20 million dollars last year, in the state of California, sure queers didn't legally get married, successfully i might add.
So i we're not as liberal as we all thought.
And this is what i say to the most conservative person so terrified of gay marriage becoming legal.
Just because the state says its legal, it's not god's gonna let them into heaven.

So you can still sleep sound every night knowing goal line defense is up at the pearly gates just going