Luyện nghe bài hát Two

Now if you're following me on Twitter you know i had today.
Am i using that web properly?
I like to sit one the toilet reverse. . .
"we're listening..."
it right?
you can turn around, you can on the tank.
"I'm be here for awhile..."
Yea, the people that are clapping right now are the ones are like "ok, all kidding aside he is a genius."
No, no, no it's the simplicity, i've been sitting on that thing my whole life, and you're telling me i can turn around, have a of cereal, yea.
Set the ten minutes later... MULTITASK.
Alright, nobody eat while on the toilet.
"But i'm lactose intolerant, and i've wanted to enjoy a bowl of Puffins with whole milk."
It's more of an almond cereal, but live your dream.
e-mailed me and they were like "Hey Dipshit"
Which for the record is a wonderful subject line if you ever want me to your e-mails.
Oh, see what this nice fan has to say
You had me at hello.
Like " you know you have to your pants completely off to sit on the toilet backwards.

Alright, so i research.
It's a shit, agreed?
Can we move on, sticklers to every joke
You ever have a post shit?
Awe, might as well go back to bed and start whole day over.
THINGS. ARE. WRONG. That's not the order of events, there's a glitch in the matrix, world's not real.
MOM, me.
I recently flat ironing my ball hair.
Come on ladies, you know how it is, if you have curly hair you just straight hair.
So now when people see my balls like "oh my goodness, that looks really,really good."
that damaging to the hair?
And im like "yea, but what are you do?"
I wish victoria beckham knock it off with all the cute dues, i can't keep up.
My still have the '06 Posh
Remember that lil, trendy little
Spice!
Looks my testicles.
Am i the only person hopes David Beckham has sex with Brad Pitt?
I know who's in charge of casting in Hollywood, but make it happen before one of them is out of their prime.
Can you imagine two men together, making love?
If there is a man in here that's junk doesn't just a little bit, at the thought of those two men together.
This has nothing to do with your homophobic preference, at that level it's art you monkey, ok?
You should be honored that you share the same restroom those greek gods.
Can you if they had a child?
Was Simba!?!?!?
What the fuck, was Simba?
the Beckham-Pitt kid?
That's Pitt
The beautiful child the world has ever seen.
Picture Jesus. . . with better abs.
a good lookin' baby.
If they had a baby abercrombie store, they would him to work the front door, right?
standing there, shirtless, propped up, he can't stand yet. Just leaning against the wall.
Think poster, big of himself, just standing there, little tight pampers.
And you'd walk in, and you'd be like "I wanna say this, but i wanna fuck that baby."
Oh man, do i wanna that baby.
If i had three wishes, two of them be to fuck that baby, and one would be for more wishes.
you can't do that. . .
Then i wanna fuck that baby a time.
I would like to use all three wishes that baby
Go ahead dumb people, be offended by a joke that doesn't have a plausible
Oh, i'd to read your e-mail.
"I felt you went over the line a bit, when you theoretically wanted to with a mythical child."
up Mormons, this joke's gonna sting.
Next time a plate falls from the heavens, go ahead and put it in your spam file.
Let's not base your entire life on a that's old enough for my dad to be like "Oh yea, that's not true... uh, that didn't happen"
I don't know why wearing their pajamas under their clothes.
I assume their god wants to be comfy.
The church spent 20 million dollars last year, in the state of California, making sure queers didn't legally get married, successfully i might add.
So i we're not as liberal as we all thought.
And this is what i say to the most conservative person that's so terrified of gay becoming legal.
Just because the state says its legal, it's not like god's gonna let them heaven.

So you can still sleep sound every night that goal line defense is up at the pearly gates just going