Luyện nghe bài hát Two

Now if you're following me on Twitter you i had diarrhea today.
Am i that web site properly?
Sometimes I to sit one the toilet reverse. . .
"we're listening..."
it right?
you can turn around, you can on the tank.
"I'm gonna be for awhile..."
Yea, the people are clapping right now are the ones that are like "ok, all kidding aside he is a genius."
No, no, no it's the simplicity, i've been sitting on that thing my whole life, and you're telling me i can around, have a bowl of cereal, yea.
Set the ten minutes later... MULTITASK.
Alright, should eat while on the toilet.
"But i'm lactose intolerant, and i've wanted to enjoy a bowl of Puffins with whole milk."
more of an almond milk cereal, but live your dream.
Somebody me and they were like "Hey Dipshit"
Which for the record is a wonderful subject line if you ever want me to your e-mails.
Oh, let's see what this fan has to say
You had me at hello.
Like " you know you have to take your pants completely off to sit on the backwards.

Alright, so i research.
a pre-shower shit, agreed?
Can we move on, sticklers to every joke
You ever have a post shower
Awe, might as well go back to bed and your whole day over.
THINGS. ARE. WRONG. That's not the order of events, there's a glitch in the matrix, world's not real.
MOM, me.
I recently started ironing my ball hair.
Come on ladies, you know how it is, if you curly hair you just want straight hair.
So now when see my balls they're like "oh my goodness, that looks really,really good."
Isnt damaging to the hair?
And im "yea, but what are you gonna do?"
I wish victoria beckham knock it off with all the cute dues, i can't keep up.
My balls still the '06 Posh
that lil, trendy little cut?
Spice!
Looks my testicles.
Am i the only person hopes David Beckham has sex with Brad Pitt?
I don't know who's in charge of casting in Hollywood, but make it happen one of them is out of their prime.
Can you those two men together, making love?
If there is a man in here that's junk doesn't wiggle a little bit, at the thought of those two men together.
has nothing to do with your homophobic sexual preference, at that level it's art you monkey, ok?
You should be honored that you share the same with those greek gods.
Can you if they had a child?
Was Simba!?!?!?
What the fuck, was that
That's the Beckham-Pitt
Pitt cum?
The most beautiful child the world has seen.
Picture Jesus. . . with better abs.
That's a good baby.
If they had a baby abercrombie store, would hire him to work the front door, right?
Just standing there, shirtless, propped up, he stand yet. Just leaning against the wall.
Think poster, big poster of himself, just standing there, tight pampers.
And you'd walk in, and you'd be like "I wanna say this, but i wanna fuck that baby."
Oh man, do i wanna fuck baby.
If i had three wishes, two of them would be to fuck that baby, and one would be for wishes.
you can't do that. . .
Then i wanna fuck that baby a time.
I would like to use all wishes banging that baby
Go ahead dumb people, be by a joke that doesn't have a plausible premise/
Oh, i'd to read your e-mail.
"I felt you went over the line a bit, when you theoretically wanted to fornicate a mythical child."
Heads up Mormons, this joke's sting.
Next time a golden plate falls from the heavens, go ahead and put it in your file.
Let's not base your entire life on a religion that's old enough for my dad to be "Oh yea, that's not true... uh, that didn't happen"
I don't know why wearing their pajamas under their clothes.
I assume their god wants to be comfy.
The Mormon church spent 20 million dollars year, in the state of California, making sure queers didn't legally get married, successfully i might add.
So i guess not as liberal as we all thought.
And this is what i say to the most person that's so terrified of gay marriage becoming legal.
Just because the state says its legal, it's not like gonna let them into heaven.

So you can still sleep sound every night knowing that goal line defense is up at the gates just going