Luyện nghe bài hát Two

Now if you're following me on Twitter you i had diarrhea today.
Am i using that web properly?
Sometimes I like to sit one the reverse. . .
"we're listening..."
it right?
you can turn around, you can on the tank.
"I'm be here for awhile..."
Yea, the people that are clapping right now are the ones that are "ok, all kidding aside he is a genius."
No, no, no it's the simplicity, i've been sitting on that thing my whole life, and you're telling me i can turn around, a bowl of cereal, yea.
Set the ten minutes later... MULTITASK.
Alright, nobody eat while on the toilet.
"But i'm lactose intolerant, and i've always wanted to a bowl of Puffins with whole milk."
more of an almond milk cereal, but live your dream.
Somebody me and they were like "Hey Dipshit"
Which for the record is a wonderful subject line if you ever want me to your e-mails.
Oh, let's see this nice fan has to say
You had me at hello.
Like " you know you have to your pants completely off to sit on the toilet backwards.

Alright, so i research.
It's a shit, agreed?
Can we move on, to every joke detail?
You ever have a post shit?
Awe, might as well go back to bed and start whole day over.
THINGS. ARE. WRONG. not the order of events, there's a glitch in the matrix, this world's not real.
MOM, me.
I recently flat ironing my ball hair.
Come on ladies, you know how it is, if you have hair you just want straight hair.
So now when people see my balls like "oh my goodness, that looks really,really good."
Isnt damaging to the hair?
And im like "yea, but what are you do?"
I wish victoria beckham would it off with all the cute dues, i can't keep up.
My balls still the '06 Posh
Remember that lil, trendy little
Spice!
Looks my testicles.
Am i the only person that David Beckham has sex with Brad Pitt?
I don't know who's in charge of in Hollywood, but make it happen before one of them is out of their prime.
Can you those two men together, making love?
If there is a man in here that's junk doesn't wiggle just a little bit, at the of those two men together.
has nothing to do with your homophobic sexual preference, at that level it's art you monkey, ok?
You should be honored that you share the same restroom those greek gods.
Can you imagine if they had a
Was Simba!?!?!?
the fuck, was that Simba?
That's the Beckham-Pitt
That's cum?
The most beautiful child the has ever seen.
Picture baby Jesus. . . better abs.
a good lookin' baby.
If had a baby abercrombie store, they would hire him to work the front door, right?
Just standing there, shirtless, propped up, he stand yet. Just leaning against the wall.
Think poster, big of himself, just standing there, little tight pampers.
And you'd walk in, and be like "I dont wanna say this, but i wanna fuck that baby."
Oh man, do i wanna that baby.
If i had three wishes, two of them would be to fuck that baby, and one would be for wishes.
Well you do that. . .
Then i wanna fuck that baby a time.
I would like to use all wishes banging that baby
Go ahead dumb people, be offended by a joke doesn't have a plausible premise/
Oh, i'd love to your e-mail.
"I felt you went over the line a bit, when you theoretically wanted to fornicate with a child."
Heads up Mormons, joke's gonna sting.
Next time a golden falls from the heavens, go ahead and put it in your spam file.
Let's not base your entire life on a religion old enough for my dad to be like "Oh yea, that's not true... uh, that didn't happen"
I don't know why they're their pajamas under their clothes.
I assume their god them to be comfy.
The Mormon church spent 20 million dollars year, in the state of California, making sure queers didn't legally get married, successfully i might add.
So i we're not as liberal as we all thought.
And this is what i say to the most conservative that's so terrified of gay marriage becoming legal.
Just because the state says its legal, it's not god's gonna let them into heaven.

So you can still sleep every night knowing that goal line defense is up at the pearly gates just going