Luyện nghe bài hát Two

Now if you're following me on Twitter you i had diarrhea today.
Am i using web site properly?
I like to sit one the toilet reverse. . .
"we're listening..."
it right?
you can around, you can lean on the tank.
"I'm be here for awhile..."
Yea, the people that are clapping right now are the that are like "ok, all kidding aside he is a genius."
No, no, no it's the simplicity, i've been on that thing my whole life, and you're telling me i can turn around, have a bowl of cereal, yea.
Set the ten minutes later... MULTITASK.
Alright, nobody should eat on the toilet.
"But i'm lactose intolerant, and i've always wanted to enjoy a bowl of Puffins with milk."
It's more of an milk cereal, but live your dream.
e-mailed me and they were like "Hey Dipshit"
Which for the record is a wonderful subject if you ever want me to read your e-mails.
Oh, let's see this nice fan has to say
You had me at hello.
" you know you have to take your pants completely off to sit on the toilet backwards.

Alright, so i research.
It's a pre-shower shit,
Can we on, sticklers to every joke detail?
You ever have a post shit?
Awe, might as well go back to bed and start whole day over.
THINGS. ARE. WRONG. not the order of events, there's a glitch in the matrix, this world's not real.
MOM, me.
I recently started ironing my ball hair.
Come on ladies, you know how it is, if you have hair you just want straight hair.
So now when people see my they're like "oh my goodness, that looks really,really good."
Isnt damaging to the hair?
And im like "yea, but are you gonna do?"
I wish victoria beckham would knock it off all the cute dues, i can't keep up.
My balls still have the '06
Remember that lil, trendy little
Spice!
Looks my testicles.
Am i the only person that hopes David has sex with Brad Pitt?
I don't know who's in charge of casting in Hollywood, but make it happen one of them is out of their prime.
Can you those two men together, making love?
If there is a man in here that's junk wiggle just a little bit, at the thought of those two men together.
This has nothing to do with your homophobic preference, at that level it's art you monkey, ok?
You should be that you share the same restroom with those greek gods.
Can you if they had a child?
Was Simba!?!?!?
the fuck, was that Simba?
That's the Beckham-Pitt
That's cum?
The most child the world has ever seen.
Picture baby Jesus. . . with abs.
That's a lookin' baby.
If they had a baby store, they would hire him to work the front door, right?
Just standing there, shirtless, up, he can't stand yet. Just leaning against the wall.
Think poster, big poster of himself, just standing there, tight pampers.
And you'd walk in, and you'd be "I dont wanna say this, but i wanna fuck that baby."
Oh man, do i wanna fuck baby.
If i had three wishes, two of would be to fuck that baby, and one would be for more wishes.
Well you do that. . .
Then i wanna fuck that baby a time.
I would like to use all three banging that baby
Go ahead people, be offended by a joke that doesn't have a plausible premise/
Oh, i'd to read your e-mail.
"I felt you went over the line a bit, when you theoretically to fornicate with a mythical child."
Heads up Mormons, joke's gonna sting.
Next time a golden plate from the heavens, go ahead and put it in your spam file.
not base your entire life on a religion that's old enough for my dad to be like "Oh yea, that's not true... uh, that didn't happen"
I don't know why they're wearing their under their clothes.
I assume their god wants to be comfy.
The Mormon church spent 20 million dollars last year, in the of California, making sure queers didn't legally get married, successfully i might add.
So i we're not as liberal as we all thought.
And this is what i say to the most person that's so terrified of gay marriage becoming legal.
Just because the state says its legal, it's not like god's gonna let them heaven.

So you can still sleep sound every night knowing that goal line is up at the pearly gates just going