Luyện nghe bài hát Two

Now if you're following me on you know i had diarrhea today.
Am i using that web properly?
I like to sit one the toilet reverse. . .
"we're listening..."
it right?
you can turn around, you can on the tank.
"I'm be here for awhile..."
Yea, the people that are right now are the ones that are like "ok, all kidding aside he is a genius."
No, no, no it's the simplicity, i've been sitting on that my whole life, and you're telling me i can turn around, have a bowl of cereal, yea.
Set the ten minutes later... MULTITASK.
Alright, should eat while on the toilet.
"But i'm lactose intolerant, and i've always wanted to enjoy a bowl of with whole milk."
It's more of an almond cereal, but live your dream.
Somebody e-mailed me and they like "Hey Dipshit"
for the record is a wonderful subject line if you ever want me to read your e-mails.
Oh, let's see this nice fan has to say
You had me at hello.
Like " you know you have to your pants completely off to sit on the toilet backwards.

Alright, so i research.
It's a shit, agreed?
Can we move on, sticklers to every detail?
You ever have a post shower
Awe, as well go back to bed and start your whole day over.
THINGS. ARE. WRONG. That's not the order of events, there's a glitch in the matrix, world's not real.
MOM, me.
I recently started ironing my ball hair.
Come on ladies, you how it is, if you have curly hair you just want straight hair.
So now when people see my they're like "oh my goodness, that looks really,really good."
Isnt that to the hair?
And im "yea, but what are you gonna do?"
I wish victoria beckham would knock it off with all the cute dues, i can't up.
My balls still the '06 Posh
Remember that lil, trendy cut?
Spice!
Looks my testicles.
Am i the only person that hopes David Beckham has sex with Pitt?
I don't who's in charge of casting in Hollywood, but make it happen before one of them is out of their prime.
Can you imagine those two men together, love?
If is a man in here that's junk doesn't wiggle just a little bit, at the thought of those two men together.
This has nothing to do with homophobic sexual preference, at that level it's art you monkey, ok?
You should be honored that you share the same restroom with those gods.
Can you imagine if they had a
Was Simba!?!?!?
the fuck, was that Simba?
That's the Beckham-Pitt
Pitt cum?
The most beautiful the world has ever seen.
Picture Jesus. . . with better abs.
a good lookin' baby.
If they had a baby abercrombie store, they would him to work the front door, right?
Just standing there, shirtless, propped up, he can't stand yet. Just against the wall.
Think poster, big poster of himself, just standing there, little pampers.
And walk in, and you'd be like "I dont wanna say this, but i wanna fuck that baby."
Oh man, do i wanna fuck baby.
If i had three wishes, two of them would be to that baby, and one would be for more wishes.
Well you do that. . .
Then i wanna that baby a third time.
I would like to use all wishes banging that baby
Go dumb people, be offended by a joke that doesn't have a plausible premise/
Oh, i'd love to your e-mail.
"I felt you went over the line a bit, when you theoretically wanted to fornicate a mythical child."
up Mormons, this joke's gonna sting.
Next a golden plate falls from the heavens, go ahead and put it in your spam file.
Let's not base your entire life on a religion that's old enough for my dad to be like "Oh yea, that's not true... uh, didn't happen"
I don't know why they're wearing their pajamas under clothes.
I assume their god wants to be comfy.
The church spent 20 million dollars last year, in the state of California, making sure queers didn't legally get married, successfully i might add.
So i we're not as liberal as we all thought.
And this is what i say to the most conservative person so terrified of gay marriage becoming legal.
Just because the state says its legal, it's not like gonna let them into heaven.

So you can still sleep sound every night knowing that line defense is up at the pearly gates just going