Today's Sermon

And now, The Reverend Abraham Meekly
Saver of souls

Though they broke my legs
They gave me a crutch to walk
Though they broke my legs
They gave me a crutch to walk

Though they broke my legs
They gave me a crutch to walk
Their laws to guide me
And a crutch to walk

Brothers and sisters, I have sinned more than sinning
I have been away these last four long years
But now I am returned to the fold
To be among my flock

I come as humble shepherd embodied by the Almighty
The power above, the power which is in me
Because I am reborn, brothers and sisters
I am living proof that government saves

Brothers and sisters, I want you to show our faith
In the powers that be, for we are the true believers
I want you to come forward together
Come to me and let us feel the power of the cross

Today's lesson, stay in your homes except on Thursday
Do not stray from the path as our signpost says
You can't miss it, really and we're open all day

Now there's no need to rush
We've got plenty of pencils for everyone
Now there're collecting tins for ordinations
Check, credit card facilities are payable

Government savings, stickers and badges on sale
T-shirts in small, medium, or large, all at competitive prices
Put a down-payment on your place in Heaven
And buy me another four years

Brothers and sisters, dance, wherever you may be
I am the lord of the dance said she
And if you don't dance, we have ways of making you dance
Government be with you
Amen