Terry (drums) Roy (vocals, bass) belew (guitar) Ed (percussion) Patrick (bass) mars (keyboards) Peter (keyboards)
It was the night! There was no in sight! (you know the ain't shinin' 'cause the too tight) I the scary wind! I some ugly trees! was a werewolf honkin', 'long the of me!
I'm mean 'n I'm bad, (y'know I no sissy) Got a girly by the name of 'chrissy' about her 'n my bike 'n me... 'n ride up the mountain of mystery, (mystery)
(how 're you )
I noticed the crickets Acted weird up And so I I might Just drink a little I said, "gimme summa that what yer on..." But was no reply she was gone!
"where's those titties I so well, 'n' my beer!" Is what I started to yell, then I heard this Like a twig, 'n up jumped the devil! (he's about big!)
He had a red on An' a widow's An' then a pointed 'n a sulphur reek, Yes, it was him awright, I I knowed it was! He had some human Stuck underneath his You know, it to me Like it was skin! I said, "you son-of-a-bitch!" ('cause I was mad at him!) He just got out his 'n started cleanin' his So I him with my shooter, bang! bang! bang!
Then the sucker laughed 'n said: "put it away! You know, I ate her all up...now you say? " You ate my "yeah! 'n all!" what about the beer then? "now, were the this tall? " Even her "would I lie to " Shit, you been hungry! "yeah, is true." Don't they pay you for the that you do? "well, you know, I complain when the checks come through..." Well I my chrissy, Oh 'n I my beer Hah! So you barf it back up! Now, devil, do you "blow it out ass, motorcycle man! I mean, I am the devil, do you Just what will you me for your Titties and I you noticed this little here..." Yer right, you son-of-a-whore! Don't me that! That's about the reason I learned for! that paper! bet yer horns I'll sign! Because I need a beer, 'n titty- time! "man, you can't fool me! you that bad! Oh Why you shoulda some of the souls that I've had! There was milhous 'n agnew too! 'n both of suckers was worse 'n you!" Let's a deal if you think true I mean, you're supposed to be the so...whatcha do?
Now hold on a second... You make a deal with me hah? Yeah! ah, I don't know man, you know... I just know about this... See, i... Listen, you're...are you losing nerve? No man, it ain't got nothin' to do nerve... You're to be the devil! got to do... You're to be bad! It's got to do style, fool! I don't know if you've the right to get into hell, You know... Well, actually, to tell you...tell you the to god Truth, I'm short on style as a matter of fact... Yeah, I know...that's...that's makes me wonder But I have...i, I I have something that You may be in... What is You can have my It's a mean little 'bout a thousand old But once you it You can't give it You keep it forever An' a natural fact! Ooh wee! Do you me devil? Oh yeah! What? am I to be scared, man? Oh yeah, reety, aw-righty! Oh yeah, that's tough! I bet real bad! Listen fool, you've got to prove to me that you're Enough to get hell That you've got the style enough to get into So talkin'... Alright, lemme ya somethin' Alright! I'll prove to you that I'm bad enough to go to Yeah! Because I been through it! Yeah! I have it! Yeah! It has to me! Yeah! Remember, I was signed with warner For eight years!!! me about it! Now talkin' about something! Now how bad is That good to me, motherfucker! So move right Tell me your interests are, you know... If we're come to some kind of agreement, I've got to what you're all about, you know... 'cause I don't if you're the right type for the... For the place, you Look...lemme tell you what my really is, you see Ok... My problem is that I don't belong Aha... You see... I even belong where you are, you see I not! I, I'm a person, you know I have very small in life Titties 'n beer, you No! 'n beer! No! no man, joking... Titties 'n beer, 'n beer, titties 'n beer... no! no please... no! not that! oh no man, no! Titties 'n beer, 'n beer, titties 'n beer... No! no! no! no! no! not 'n beer! Oh I can't stand 'n beer!... Titties 'n beer, 'n beer, titties 'n beer... (I'm in you! I'm in you!) Oh no! no! no! wait... Ah! at this! what am I gonna do with this thing? ...wait, wait, no! Hey! at this!
"no! don't sign it! give me to think! ...hold on a second, boy, 'cause...that's ink!"
Then the barfed 'n out my girl They heard the titties All around the world, she
"i got three beers 'n a fulla downs, An' I'm get ripped, so fuck You clowns!"
she gave us the finger! (it was 'n stiff) when the devil, she farted An' she right over the cliff! The was mad! (I off to my pad) I I do declare! How did she get there? I I do declare! How did she get back I I do declare! How did she get back I I do declare! How did she get there?
Alright!