Terry (drums) Roy (vocals, bass) belew (guitar) Ed (percussion) o'hearn (bass) Tommy (keyboards) Peter (keyboards)
It was the night! was no moon in sight! (you know the stars shinin' the sky's too tight) I heard the wind! I some ugly trees! There was a honkin', 'long the of me!
I'm 'n I'm bad, (y'know I ain't no sissy) Got a girly by the name of 'chrissy' Talkin' about her 'n my 'n me... 'n this ride up the of mystery, (mystery)
(how 're you )
I noticed the crickets weird up here And so I I might Just a little beer I said, "gimme summa that what yer on..." But was no reply she was gone!
"where's those titties I so well, 'n' my beer!" Is I started to yell, then I heard this noise a crunchin' twig, 'n up jumped the devil! (he's about big!)
He had a red on An' a peak An' a pointed tail 'n like a reek, Yes, it was him awright, I swear I it was! He had some human Stuck underneath his You know, it to me Like it was skin! I said, "you son-of-a-bitch!" ('cause I was mad at him!) He just got out his 'n started his fang So I shot him my shooter, bang! bang! bang!
Then the sucker just 'n said: "put it away! You know, I ate her all up...now you Gonna " You ate my "yeah! 'n all!" Well what about the then? "now, were the cans tall? " her boots? "would I lie to " Shit, you been hungry! "yeah, is true." they pay you good for the Stuff you do? "well, you know, I can't when the checks come through..." I want my chrissy, Oh 'n I want my Hah! So you just it back up! Now, devil, do you "blow it out ass, motorcycle man! I mean, I am the devil, do you Just what will you me for your and beer? I suppose you this little here..." Yer right, you son-of-a-whore! Don't me that! about the only reason I learned for! that paper! bet yer horns I'll sign! Because I a beer, 'n it's titty- time! "man, you can't fool me! you ain't bad! Oh Why you shoulda seen some of the souls I've had! There was nixon 'n agnew too! 'n both of those was worse 'n you!" Let's make a if you think That's I mean, you're supposed to be the so...whatcha do?
Now hold on a second... You wanna make a deal me hah? Yeah! ah, I don't know man, you know... I just know about this... See, i... Listen, you're...are you losing nerve? No man, it got nothin' to do with nerve... You're to be the devil! got to do... You're to be bad! It's got to do style, fool! I don't know if you've the right style to get hell, You know... Well, actually, to you...tell you the honest to god Truth, I'm short on style as a matter of fact... Yeah, I know...that's...that's makes me wonder But I have...i, I think I have that You may be in... What is You can my soul a mean little sucker 'bout a years old But once you it You can't give it You gotta it forever An' that's a fact! Ooh wee! Do you me devil? Oh yeah! What? am I supposed to be scared, Oh yeah, reety, aw-righty! Oh yeah, real tough! I bet you're bad! fool, you've got to prove to me that you're rough Enough to get into you've got the style enough to get into hell So talkin'... Alright, tell ya somethin' Alright! I'll prove to you that I'm bad enough to go to Yeah! I have been through it! Yeah! I have it! Yeah! It has to me! Yeah! Remember, I was signed with warner For fuckin' years!!! me about it! Now you're talkin' something! Now how bad is That sounds to me, motherfucker! So move along Tell me what your are, you know... If gonna come to some kind of agreement, I've got to know you're all about, you know... 'cause I know if you're the right type for the... For the place, you Look...lemme tell you my problem really is, you see Ok... My is that I don't belong anywhere Aha... You see... I don't belong where you are, you see I not! I, I'm a simple person, you I very small desires in life 'n beer, you know No! 'n beer! No! no man, joking... 'n beer, titties 'n beer, titties 'n beer... no! no please... no! not that! oh no man, no! Titties 'n beer, 'n beer, titties 'n beer... No! no! no! no! no! not 'n beer! Oh I can't titties 'n beer!... Titties 'n beer, 'n beer, titties 'n beer... (I'm in you! I'm in you!) Oh no! no! no! wait... Ah! look at this! am I gonna do with this thing? ...wait, wait, no! Hey! at this!
"no! don't sign it! give me to think! ...hold on a second, boy, 'cause...that's ink!"
Then the barfed 'n out my girl They heard the plop-ploppin' All around the world, she
"i got beers 'n a fist fulla downs, An' I'm gonna get ripped, so You clowns!"
she gave us the finger! (it was 'n stiff) That's when the devil, she An' she went right the cliff! The was mad! (I off to my pad) I I do declare! How did she get there? I I do declare! How did she get back I I do declare! How did she get there? I I do declare! How did she get there?
Alright!