Terry (drums) Roy (vocals, bass) Adrian (guitar) Ed (percussion) o'hearn (bass) Tommy (keyboards) wolf (keyboards)
It was the night! There was no in sight! (you know the ain't shinin' the sky's too tight) I the scary wind! I some ugly trees! was a werewolf honkin', 'long the of me!
I'm 'n I'm bad, (y'know I ain't no sissy) Got a big-titty by the name of 'chrissy' about her 'n my bike 'n me... 'n ride up the mountain of mystery, (mystery)
(how 're you )
I even the crickets weird up here And so I I might Just a little beer I said, "gimme that what yer suckin' on..." But there was no she was gone!
"where's those I like so well, 'n' my beer!" Is what I started to yell, I heard this noise a crunchin' twig, 'n up jumped the devil! (he's about big!)
He had a red on An' a widow's An' then a tail 'n a sulphur reek, Yes, it was him awright, I swear I it was! He had some human Stuck underneath his You know, it to me it was titty skin! I said, "you son-of-a-bitch!" ('cause I was mad at him!) He got out his floss 'n started cleanin' his So I him with my shooter, bang! bang! bang!
Then the sucker just laughed 'n "put it away! You know, I ate her all up...now you Gonna " You ate my "yeah! 'n all!" Well what about the beer "now, the cans this tall? " Even her "would I lie to " Shit, you musta hungry! "yeah, is true." they pay you good for the Stuff you do? "well, you know, I can't complain when the checks through..." I want my chrissy, Oh 'n I my beer Hah! So you just it back up! Now, devil, do you "blow it out ass, motorcycle man! I mean, I am the devil, do you Just what you give me for your Titties and I suppose you this little here..." Yer right, you son-of-a-whore! Don't me that! That's about the only I learned for! Gimme that paper! bet yer horns sign! I need a beer, 'n it's titty- time! "man, you fool me! you ain't that bad! Oh Why you seen some of the souls that I've had! There was nixon 'n agnew too! 'n of those suckers was worse 'n you!" Let's a deal if you think true I mean, you're to be the devil so...whatcha do?
Now hold on a second... You wanna make a deal me hah? Yeah! ah, I don't know man, you know... I just know about this... See, i... Listen, you're...are you losing nerve? No man, it got nothin' to do with nerve... You're to be the devil! got to do... You're to be bad! got to do with style, fool! I know if you've the right style to get into hell, You know... Well, actually, to you...tell you the honest to god Truth, I'm short on style as a matter of fact... Yeah, I know...that's...that's what me wonder But I have...i, I think I have that You may be in... is that? You can my soul It's a mean little 'bout a years old But you gets it You can't give it You gotta keep it An' a natural fact! Ooh wee! Do you read me Oh yeah! What? am I to be scared, man? Oh yeah, reety, aw-righty! Oh yeah, that's tough! I bet you're bad! Listen fool, you've got to to me that you're rough to get into hell That you've got the enough to get into hell So talkin'... Alright, lemme ya somethin' Alright! prove to you that I'm bad enough to go to hell Yeah! Because I have been it! Yeah! I seen it! Yeah! It has to me! Yeah! Remember, I was signed with brothers For fuckin' years!!! Tell me it! Now you're about something! Now how bad is That sounds to me, motherfucker! So right along Tell me what interests are, you know... If gonna come to some kind of agreement, I've got to know what all about, you know... I don't know if you're the right type for the... For the place, you Look...lemme tell you my problem really is, you see Ok... My problem is that I belong anywhere Aha... You see... I don't even belong you are, you see I not! I, I'm a person, you know I have very small desires in 'n beer, you know No! 'n beer! No! no man, joking... 'n beer, titties 'n beer, titties 'n beer... no! no please... no! not that! oh no man, no! Titties 'n beer, titties 'n beer, 'n beer... No! no! no! no! no! not 'n beer! Oh I can't stand 'n beer!... Titties 'n beer, 'n beer, titties 'n beer... (I'm in you! I'm in you!) Oh no! no! no! wait... Ah! look at this! am I gonna do with this thing? ...wait, wait, no! Hey! at this!
"no! sign it! give me time to think! ...hold on a second, boy, 'cause...that's ink!"
Then the devil 'n out jumped my heard the titties plop-ploppin' All around the world, she
"i got three 'n a fist fulla downs, An' I'm get ripped, so fuck You clowns!"
Then she us the finger! (it was 'n stiff) when the devil, she farted An' she went right the cliff! The was mad! (I off to my pad) I I do declare! How did she get there? I I do declare! How did she get back I I do declare! How did she get back I I do declare! How did she get back
Alright!