Terry (drums) Roy (vocals, bass) belew (guitar) Ed (percussion) Patrick (bass) mars (keyboards) Peter (keyboards)
It was the night! was no moon in sight! (you know the stars shinin' the sky's too tight) I the scary wind! I seen ugly trees! There was a honkin', 'long the of me!
I'm 'n I'm bad, (y'know I ain't no sissy) Got a girly by the name of 'chrissy' about her 'n my bike 'n me... 'n this ride up the of mystery, (mystery)
(how 're you )
I noticed the crickets weird up here And so I I might drink a little beer I said, "gimme summa what yer suckin' on..." But there was no she was gone!
"where's those I like so well, 'n' my beer!" Is I started to yell, then I heard this noise Like a crunchin' twig, 'n up the devil! (he's about big!)
He had a red on An' a widow's An' then a tail 'n like a reek, Yes, it was him awright, I swear I it was! He had some human Stuck his claws You know, it to me it was titty skin! I said, "you son-of-a-bitch!" ('cause I was mad at him!) He got out his floss 'n started cleanin' his So I him with my shooter, bang! bang! bang!
Then the sucker just laughed 'n "put it away! You know, I ate her all up...now you Gonna " You ate my "yeah! 'n all!" Well what the beer then? "now, the cans this tall? " Even her "would I lie to " Shit, you musta hungry! "yeah, is true." Don't pay you good for the Stuff you do? "well, you know, I complain when the checks come through..." Well I my chrissy, Oh 'n I my beer Hah! So you just it back up! Now, devil, do you "blow it out ass, motorcycle man! I mean, I am the devil, do you Just what you give me for your Titties and I suppose you noticed this here..." Yer right, you son-of-a-whore! call me that! That's the only reason I learned for! Gimme paper! bet yer horns I'll sign! Because I need a beer, 'n it's time! "man, you can't fool me! you that bad! Oh Why you shoulda some of the souls that I've had! was milhous nixon 'n agnew too! 'n both of suckers was worse 'n you!" Let's make a if you think true I mean, supposed to be the devil so...whatcha do?
Now on just a second... You wanna make a with me hah? Yeah! Well ah, I don't man, you know... I just don't about this... See, i... Listen, you're...are you losing nerve? No man, it ain't got to do with nerve... supposed to be the devil! got to do... You're to be bad! It's got to do style, fool! I don't know if you've the right to get into hell, You know... Well, actually, to you...tell you the honest to god Truth, I'm very on style as a matter of fact... Yeah, I know...that's...that's what me wonder But I have...i, I think I have that You may be in... What is You can my soul It's a mean little 'bout a thousand old But you gets it You give it back You keep it forever An' that's a fact! Ooh wee! Do you read me Oh yeah! am I supposed to be scared, man? Oh yeah, reety, aw-righty! Oh yeah, real tough! I bet real bad! Listen fool, you've got to prove to me that you're to get into hell That you've got the style enough to get hell So talkin'... Alright, lemme tell ya Alright! I'll prove to you that I'm bad enough to go to Yeah! I have been through it! Yeah! I have it! Yeah! It has to me! Yeah! Remember, I was signed with brothers For fuckin' years!!! me about it! Now you're talkin' something! Now how bad is That good to me, motherfucker! So move right Tell me your interests are, you know... If we're gonna come to some of agreement, I've got to what you're all about, you know... I don't know if you're the right type for the... For the place, you Look...lemme you what my problem really is, you see Ok... My problem is that I don't belong Aha... You see... I don't even where you are, you see I not! I, I'm a simple person, you I have very desires in life Titties 'n beer, you No! 'n beer! No! no man, joking... Titties 'n beer, titties 'n beer, 'n beer... no! no please... no! not that! oh no man, no! Titties 'n beer, titties 'n beer, 'n beer... No! no! no! no! no! not 'n beer! Oh I can't titties 'n beer!... 'n beer, titties 'n beer, titties 'n beer... (I'm in you! I'm in you!) Oh no! no! no! wait... Ah! look at this! what am I gonna do this thing? ...wait, wait, no! Hey! at this!
"no! don't sign it! give me to think! ...hold on a second, boy, 'cause...that's ink!"
Then the devil 'n out my girl They heard the titties All around the world, she
"i got three 'n a fist fulla downs, An' I'm gonna get ripped, so You clowns!"
Then she us the finger! (it was 'n stiff) That's when the devil, she An' she went over the cliff! The was mad! (I off to my pad) I I do declare! How did she get back I I do declare! How did she get back I I do declare! How did she get there? I I do declare! How did she get there?
Alright!