Terry (drums) Roy (vocals, bass) belew (guitar) Ed (percussion) Patrick (bass) Tommy (keyboards) wolf (keyboards)
It was the night! There was no in sight! (you know the ain't shinin' the sky's too tight) I the scary wind! I some ugly trees! was a werewolf honkin', 'long the of me!
I'm mean 'n I'm bad, (y'know I no sissy) Got a big-titty girly by the of 'chrissy' Talkin' her 'n my bike 'n me... 'n this up the mountain of mystery, (mystery)
(how 're you )
I noticed even the weird up here And so I I might Just a little beer I said, "gimme summa what yer suckin' on..." But was no reply she was gone!
"where's titties I like so well, 'n' my beer!" Is I started to yell, then I heard this noise Like a twig, 'n up jumped the devil! (he's this big!)
He had a red on An' a widow's An' then a tail 'n a sulphur reek, Yes, it was him awright, I I knowed it was! He had human flesh underneath his claws You know, it to me Like it was skin! I said, "you son-of-a-bitch!" ('cause I was mad at him!) He got out his floss 'n started his fang So I shot him my shooter, bang! bang! bang!
Then the sucker just 'n said: "put it away! You know, I ate her all up...now you Gonna " You ate my "yeah! 'n all!" Well what the beer then? "now, the cans this tall? " Even her "would I lie to " Shit, you musta hungry! "yeah, is true." Don't they pay you for the that you do? "well, you know, I can't complain when the checks through..." Well I my chrissy, Oh 'n I my beer Hah! So you just it back up! Now, devil, do you "blow it out your ass, man! I mean, I am the devil, do you Just will you give me for your and beer? I you noticed this little here..." Yer right, you son-of-a-whore! Don't me that! about the only reason I writin' for! Gimme paper! bet yer horns I'll sign! Because I need a beer, 'n titty- time! "man, you can't fool me! you that bad! Oh Why you shoulda seen some of the that I've had! There was nixon 'n agnew too! 'n both of suckers was worse 'n you!" Let's make a deal if you That's I mean, you're to be the devil so...whatcha do?
Now on just a second... You wanna make a with me hah? Yeah! ah, I don't know man, you know... I just don't know this... See, i... Listen, you're...are you your nerve? No man, it got nothin' to do with nerve... supposed to be the devil! got to do... You're to be bad! got to do with style, fool! I don't if you've the right style to get into hell, You know... Well, actually, to you...tell you the honest to god Truth, I'm short on style as a matter of fact... Yeah, I know...that's...that's what makes me But I have...i, I think I something that You may be in... is that? You can have my a mean little sucker 'bout a years old But once you it You can't it back You gotta it forever An' a natural fact! Ooh wee! Do you read me Oh yeah! What? am I to be scared, man? Oh yeah, reety, aw-righty! Oh yeah, real tough! I bet real bad! Listen fool, you've got to prove to me that you're Enough to get into you've got the style enough to get into hell So talkin'... Alright, lemme tell ya Alright! I'll to you that I'm bad enough to go to hell Yeah! Because I have through it! Yeah! I have it! Yeah! It has to me! Yeah! Remember, I was signed with brothers For eight years!!! Tell me it! Now talkin' about something! Now how bad is sounds good to me, motherfucker! So move along Tell me your interests are, you know... If we're gonna come to some of agreement, I've got to what you're all about, you know... 'cause I don't if you're the right type for the... For the place, you Look...lemme tell you what my problem is, you see Ok... My problem is that I don't belong Aha... You see... I don't even where you are, you see I not! I, I'm a person, you know I have very small desires in Titties 'n beer, you No! 'n beer! No! no man, joking... Titties 'n beer, titties 'n beer, 'n beer... no! no please... no! not that! oh no man, no! Titties 'n beer, titties 'n beer, 'n beer... No! no! no! no! no! not 'n beer! Oh I stand titties 'n beer!... 'n beer, titties 'n beer, titties 'n beer... (I'm in you! I'm in you!) Oh no! no! no! wait... Ah! look at this! what am I do with this thing? ...wait, wait, no! Hey! at this!
"no! sign it! give me time to think! ...hold on a second, boy, 'cause...that's ink!"
Then the devil 'n out my girl They heard the plop-ploppin' All around the world, she
"i got three beers 'n a fist downs, An' I'm gonna get ripped, so You clowns!"
she gave us the finger! (it was 'n stiff) That's the devil, she farted An' she right over the cliff! The was mad! (I off to my pad) I I do declare! How did she get back I I do declare! How did she get back I I do declare! How did she get there? I I do declare! How did she get back
Alright!