Terry (drums) Roy (vocals, bass) belew (guitar) Ed (percussion) o'hearn (bass) Tommy (keyboards) wolf (keyboards)
It was the night! There was no in sight! (you the stars ain't shinin' the sky's too tight) I heard the wind! I seen ugly trees! was a werewolf honkin', 'long the of me!
I'm mean 'n I'm bad, (y'know I no sissy) Got a big-titty by the name of 'chrissy' Talkin' her 'n my bike 'n me... 'n this up the mountain of mystery, (mystery)
(how 're you )
I noticed the crickets weird up here And so I figured I Just a little beer I said, "gimme that what yer suckin' on..." But was no reply she was gone!
"where's those titties I so well, 'n' my beer!" Is I started to yell, then I heard this noise Like a twig, 'n up jumped the devil! (he's about big!)
He had a red on An' a peak An' then a pointed 'n a sulphur reek, Yes, it was him awright, I I knowed it was! He had human flesh underneath his claws You know, it to me it was titty skin! I said, "you son-of-a-bitch!" ('cause I was mad at him!) He got out his floss 'n started his fang So I him with my shooter, bang! bang! bang!
Then the sucker just 'n said: "put it away! You know, I ate her all up...now you say? " You ate my "yeah! 'n all!" Well what about the then? "now, the cans this tall? " Even her "would I lie to " Shit, you been hungry! "yeah, is true." Don't pay you good for the Stuff you do? "well, you know, I can't when the checks come through..." I want my chrissy, Oh 'n I my beer Hah! So you just it back up! Now, devil, do you "blow it out your ass, man! I mean, I am the devil, do you Just what you give me for your and beer? I suppose you noticed this here..." Yer right, you son-of-a-whore! Don't me that! That's about the reason I learned for! Gimme paper! bet yer horns I'll sign! I need a beer, 'n it's titty- time! "man, you fool me! you ain't that bad! Oh Why you shoulda seen of the souls that I've had! There was milhous nixon 'n too! 'n both of those suckers was 'n you!" make a deal if you think That's I mean, you're supposed to be the so...whatcha do?
Now hold on a second... You wanna make a deal me hah? Yeah! Well ah, I don't man, you know... I just don't about this... See, i... Listen, you're...are you losing nerve? No man, it ain't got nothin' to do nerve... supposed to be the devil! got to do... You're to be bad! It's got to do style, fool! I don't if you've the right style to get into hell, You know... Well, actually, to you...tell you the honest to god Truth, I'm very on style as a matter of fact... Yeah, I know...that's...that's makes me wonder But I have...i, I think I something that You may be in... is that? You can my soul It's a mean sucker 'bout a years old But you gets it You give it back You gotta it forever An' that's a fact! Ooh wee! Do you me devil? Oh yeah! am I supposed to be scared, man? Oh yeah, reety, aw-righty! Oh yeah, real tough! I bet real bad! Listen fool, got to prove to me that you're rough Enough to get into you've got the style enough to get into hell So talkin'... Alright, lemme tell ya Alright! I'll prove to you that I'm bad to go to hell Yeah! Because I have been it! Yeah! I have it! Yeah! It has to me! Yeah! Remember, I was signed with warner For eight years!!! me about it! Now talkin' about something! Now how bad is That sounds to me, motherfucker! So move along Tell me what your are, you know... If we're gonna to some kind of agreement, I've got to know what all about, you know... 'cause I don't know if you're the right for the... For the place, you Look...lemme you what my problem really is, you see Ok... My problem is I don't belong anywhere Aha... You see... I don't even where you are, you see I not! I, I'm a person, you know I very small desires in life Titties 'n beer, you No! 'n beer! No! no man, joking... Titties 'n beer, 'n beer, titties 'n beer... no! no please... no! not that! oh no man, no! Titties 'n beer, titties 'n beer, 'n beer... No! no! no! no! no! not 'n beer! Oh I can't titties 'n beer!... Titties 'n beer, titties 'n beer, 'n beer... (I'm in you! I'm in you!) Oh no! no! no! wait... Ah! look at this! what am I do with this thing? ...wait, wait, no! Hey! at this!
"no! sign it! give me time to think! ...hold on a second, boy, 'cause...that's ink!"
Then the barfed 'n out jumped my heard the titties plop-ploppin' All around the world, she
"i got three beers 'n a fist downs, An' I'm gonna get ripped, so You clowns!"
Then she us the finger! (it was 'n stiff) That's when the devil, she An' she went right the cliff! The was mad! (I off to my pad) I I do declare! How did she get back I I do declare! How did she get there? I I do declare! How did she get there? I I do declare! How did she get back
Alright!