Luyện nghe bài hát Titties 'n' Beer

Terry (drums)
Roy (vocals, bass)
Adrian (guitar)
Ed (percussion)
Patrick (bass)
mars (keyboards)
Peter (keyboards)

It was the night!
was no moon in sight!
(you know the stars ain't
the sky's too tight)
I the scary wind!
I seen ugly trees!
was a werewolf honkin',
'long the of me!

I'm 'n I'm bad, (y'know I ain't no sissy)
Got a big-titty girly by the name of
Talkin' about her 'n my 'n me...
'n this up the mountain of mystery, (mystery)

(how 're you )

I even the crickets
Acted weird up
And so I I might
Just drink a little
I said, "gimme summa that yer suckin' on..."
But was no reply
she was gone!

"where's those titties I so well,
'n' my beer!"
Is what I to yell, then I heard this noise
a crunchin' twig, 'n up jumped the devil!
(he's this big!)

He had a red on
An' a widow's
An' then a tail
'n like a reek,
Yes, it was him awright,
I I knowed it was!
He had some human
underneath his claws
You know, it to me
it was titty skin!
I said, "you son-of-a-bitch!"
('cause I was mad at him!)
He got out his floss
'n started cleanin' his
So I him with my shooter,
bang! bang! bang!

Then the sucker just laughed 'n "put it away!
You know, I ate her all up...now you
say? "
You ate my
"yeah! 'n all!"
Well what the beer then?
"now, were the cans this "
her boots?
"would I lie to "
Shit, you musta hungry!
"yeah, is true."
Don't they pay you for the
that you do?
"well, you know, I can't complain when the come through..."
I want my chrissy,
Oh
'n I my beer
Hah!
So you barf it back up!
Now, devil, do you

"blow it out your ass, man!
I mean, I am the devil, do you
Just what you give me for your
Titties and
I suppose you this little
here..."
Yer right, you son-of-a-whore!
call me that!
That's about the reason
I learned for!
Gimme that paper! bet yer I'll sign!
Because I need a beer, 'n it's
time!
"man, you can't fool me! you ain't bad!
Oh
Why you shoulda seen of the souls that I've had!
There was milhous nixon 'n too!
'n both of those was worse 'n you!"
make a deal if you think
That's
I mean, you're to be the devil so...whatcha
do?

Now hold on a second...
You make a deal with me hah?
Yeah!
ah, I don't know man, you know...
I don't know about this...

See, i...
Listen, you're...are you your nerve?
No man, it ain't got nothin' to do nerve...
You're to be the devil!
got to do...
You're to be bad!
It's got to do style, fool!
I don't if you've the right style to get into hell,
You know...
Well, actually, to tell you...tell you the to god
Truth,
I'm very short on as a matter of fact...
Yeah, I know...that's...that's what me wonder
But I have...i, I I have something that
You may be in...
is that?
You can have my
It's a mean sucker
'bout a thousand old
But once you it
You can't it back
You gotta it forever
An' a natural fact!
Ooh wee!
Do you me devil?
Oh yeah!
What? am I to be scared, man?
Oh yeah, reety, aw-righty!
Oh yeah, real tough!
I bet you're bad!
fool, you've got to prove to me that you're rough
Enough to get into
you've got the style enough to get into hell
So talkin'...
Alright, lemme ya somethin'
Alright!
I'll prove to you I'm bad enough to go to hell
Yeah!
Because I have been it!
Yeah!
I have it!
Yeah!
It has to me!
Yeah!
Remember, I was signed with warner
For fuckin' years!!!
Tell me it!
Now talkin' about something!
Now how bad is
That good to me, motherfucker!
So move along
Tell me what your are, you know...
If we're gonna come to some of agreement,
got to know what you're all about, you know...
'cause I don't know if you're the right for the...
For the place, you
Look...lemme tell you what my problem is, you see
Ok...
My problem is that I don't belong
Aha...
You see... I even belong where you are, you see
I not!
I, I'm a simple person, you
I very small desires in life
Titties 'n beer, you
No!
'n beer!
No! no man, joking...
'n beer, titties 'n beer, titties 'n beer...
no! no please... no! not that! oh no man, no!
Titties 'n beer, 'n beer, titties 'n beer...
No! no! no! no! no! not 'n beer!
Oh I can't titties 'n beer!...
Titties 'n beer, titties 'n beer, 'n beer...
(I'm in you! I'm in you!)
Oh no! no! no! wait...
Ah! at this! what am I gonna do with this thing?
...wait, wait, no!
Hey! at this!

"no! don't sign it! me time to think!
...hold on a second, boy, 'cause...that's
ink!"

Then the devil
'n out jumped my
heard the titties plop-ploppin'
All the world, she said:

"i got three beers 'n a fist downs,
An' I'm get ripped, so fuck
You clowns!"

Then she us the finger!
(it was 'n stiff)
That's the devil, she farted
An' she went over the cliff!
The was mad!
(I off to my pad)
I I do declare!
How did she get back
I I do declare!
How did she get back
I I do declare!
How did she get there?
I I do declare!
How did she get back

Alright!