Terry (drums) Roy (vocals, bass) belew (guitar) Ed (percussion) o'hearn (bass) Tommy (keyboards) Peter (keyboards)
It was the night! was no moon in sight! (you know the ain't shinin' the sky's too tight) I heard the wind! I seen ugly trees! was a werewolf honkin', 'long the of me!
I'm mean 'n I'm bad, (y'know I no sissy) Got a girly by the name of 'chrissy' about her 'n my bike 'n me... 'n ride up the mountain of mystery, (mystery)
(how 're you )
I even the crickets weird up here And so I I might Just drink a beer I said, "gimme summa what yer suckin' on..." But was no reply she was gone!
"where's those I like so well, 'n' my beer!" Is what I started to yell, then I this noise Like a twig, 'n up jumped the devil! (he's about big!)
He had a red on An' a peak An' then a tail 'n a sulphur reek, Yes, it was him awright, I I knowed it was! He had human flesh underneath his claws You know, it to me it was titty skin! I said, "you son-of-a-bitch!" ('cause I was mad at him!) He just got out his 'n started his fang So I him with my shooter, bang! bang! bang!
Then the just laughed 'n said: "put it away! You know, I ate her all up...now you Gonna " You ate my "yeah! 'n all!" Well what about the beer "now, were the this tall? " her boots? "would I lie to " Shit, you been hungry! "yeah, is true." Don't pay you good for the Stuff you do? "well, you know, I can't complain when the come through..." I want my chrissy, Oh 'n I want my Hah! So you just it back up! Now, devil, do you "blow it out your ass, man! I mean, I am the devil, do you Just will you give me for your Titties and I suppose you noticed this here..." Yer right, you son-of-a-whore! call me that! That's about the reason I writin' for! Gimme that paper! bet yer horns sign! Because I a beer, 'n it's titty- time! "man, you can't me! you ain't that bad! Oh Why you shoulda seen of the souls that I've had! There was nixon 'n agnew too! 'n both of those was worse 'n you!" make a deal if you think That's I mean, supposed to be the devil so...whatcha do?
Now hold on a second... You make a deal with me hah? Yeah! Well ah, I don't man, you know... I don't know about this... See, i... Listen, you're...are you losing your No man, it ain't got nothin' to do nerve... supposed to be the devil! got to do... You're to be bad! It's got to do style, fool! I don't know if the right style to get into hell, You know... Well, actually, to you...tell you the honest to god Truth, I'm very short on as a matter of fact... Yeah, I know...that's...that's what me wonder But I have...i, I think I have something You may be in... What is You can have my It's a mean sucker a thousand years old But once you it You can't it back You gotta keep it An' a natural fact! Ooh wee! Do you read me Oh yeah! What? am I to be scared, man? Oh yeah, reety, aw-righty! Oh yeah, real tough! I bet you're bad! Listen fool, you've got to prove to me that you're Enough to get hell That got the style enough to get into hell So talkin'... Alright, lemme ya somethin' Alright! I'll prove to you that I'm bad enough to go to Yeah! I have been through it! Yeah! I seen it! Yeah! It has to me! Yeah! Remember, I was signed warner brothers For eight years!!! Tell me it! Now you're talkin' something! Now how bad is sounds good to me, motherfucker! So move along Tell me what your are, you know... If we're gonna come to kind of agreement, got to know what you're all about, you know... 'cause I don't know if you're the type for the... For the place, you Look...lemme you what my problem really is, you see Ok... My is that I don't belong anywhere Aha... You see... I don't even belong you are, you see I not! I, I'm a simple person, you I have very desires in life Titties 'n beer, you No! 'n beer! No! no man, joking... 'n beer, titties 'n beer, titties 'n beer... no! no please... no! not that! oh no man, no! Titties 'n beer, titties 'n beer, 'n beer... No! no! no! no! no! not 'n beer! Oh I can't stand 'n beer!... Titties 'n beer, titties 'n beer, 'n beer... (I'm in you! I'm in you!) Oh no! no! no! wait... Ah! look at this! what am I gonna do with thing? ...wait, wait, no! Hey! at this!
"no! don't sign it! give me to think! ...hold on a second, boy, 'cause...that's ink!"
Then the devil 'n out jumped my They the titties plop-ploppin' All the world, she said:
"i got beers 'n a fist fulla downs, An' I'm gonna get ripped, so You clowns!"
Then she us the finger! (it was 'n stiff) That's the devil, she farted An' she right over the cliff! The was mad! (I off to my pad) I I do declare! How did she get back I I do declare! How did she get there? I I do declare! How did she get there? I I do declare! How did she get there?
Alright!