Terry (drums) Roy (vocals, bass) Adrian (guitar) Ed (percussion) Patrick (bass) Tommy (keyboards) Peter (keyboards)
It was the night! There was no in sight! (you the stars ain't shinin' the sky's too tight) I the scary wind! I seen some trees! was a werewolf honkin', 'long the of me!
I'm mean 'n I'm bad, (y'know I no sissy) Got a big-titty by the name of 'chrissy' about her 'n my bike 'n me... 'n this up the mountain of mystery, (mystery)
(how 're you )
I even the crickets weird up here And so I I might Just drink a little I said, "gimme summa that what yer on..." But there was no she was gone!
"where's titties I like so well, 'n' my beer!" Is what I started to yell, then I this noise a crunchin' twig, 'n up jumped the devil! (he's about big!)
He had a red on An' a peak An' a pointed tail 'n like a reek, Yes, it was him awright, I I knowed it was! He had some flesh underneath his claws You know, it to me Like it was skin! I said, "you son-of-a-bitch!" ('cause I was mad at him!) He just got out his 'n started cleanin' his So I shot him my shooter, bang! bang! bang!
Then the sucker laughed 'n said: "put it away! You know, I ate her all up...now you say? " You ate my "yeah! 'n all!" what about the beer then? "now, the cans this tall? " Even her "would I lie to " Shit, you been hungry! "yeah, is true." they pay you good for the Stuff you do? "well, you know, I complain when the checks come through..." I want my chrissy, Oh 'n I my beer Hah! So you just barf it up! Now, devil, do you "blow it out your ass, man! I mean, I am the devil, do you Just will you give me for your and beer? I suppose you noticed this here..." Yer right, you son-of-a-whore! Don't me that! That's about the only I learned for! Gimme that paper! bet yer horns sign! Because I need a beer, 'n it's time! "man, you can't me! you ain't that bad! Oh Why you shoulda seen some of the that I've had! There was milhous nixon 'n too! 'n both of suckers was worse 'n you!" Let's make a if you think true I mean, you're supposed to be the so...whatcha do?
Now hold on a second... You make a deal with me hah? Yeah! Well ah, I know man, you know... I just know about this... See, i... Listen, you're...are you losing nerve? No man, it ain't got to do with nerve... supposed to be the devil! got to do... You're to be bad! got to do with style, fool! I know if you've the right style to get into hell, You know... Well, actually, to you...tell you the honest to god Truth, I'm very short on as a matter of fact... Yeah, I know...that's...that's what me wonder But I have...i, I think I something that You may be in... is that? You can my soul It's a mean little 'bout a thousand old But you gets it You can't give it You keep it forever An' that's a fact! Ooh wee! Do you read me Oh yeah! What? am I supposed to be scared, Oh yeah, reety, aw-righty! Oh yeah, that's tough! I bet real bad! Listen fool, you've got to prove to me that rough Enough to get hell That you've got the enough to get into hell So talkin'... Alright, lemme tell ya Alright! I'll prove to you that I'm bad enough to go to Yeah! Because I have through it! Yeah! I seen it! Yeah! It has to me! Yeah! Remember, I was signed warner brothers For eight years!!! me about it! Now talkin' about something! Now how bad is That sounds to me, motherfucker! So move right Tell me what interests are, you know... If we're gonna come to kind of agreement, got to know what you're all about, you know... 'cause I know if you're the right type for the... For the place, you Look...lemme tell you my problem really is, you see Ok... My is that I don't belong anywhere Aha... You see... I don't belong where you are, you see I not! I, I'm a simple person, you I have very small desires in 'n beer, you know No! 'n beer! No! no man, joking... Titties 'n beer, titties 'n beer, 'n beer... no! no please... no! not that! oh no man, no! Titties 'n beer, titties 'n beer, 'n beer... No! no! no! no! no! not 'n beer! Oh I can't stand 'n beer!... Titties 'n beer, 'n beer, titties 'n beer... (I'm in you! I'm in you!) Oh no! no! no! wait... Ah! look at this! what am I gonna do with thing? ...wait, wait, no! Hey! at this!
"no! don't sign it! give me to think! ...hold on a second, boy, 'cause...that's ink!"
Then the barfed 'n out my girl They the titties plop-ploppin' All the world, she said:
"i got three 'n a fist fulla downs, An' I'm get ripped, so fuck You clowns!"
she gave us the finger! (it was 'n stiff) That's the devil, she farted An' she went over the cliff! The was mad! (I off to my pad) I I do declare! How did she get there? I I do declare! How did she get back I I do declare! How did she get there? I I do declare! How did she get back
Alright!