Terry (drums) Roy (vocals, bass) belew (guitar) Ed (percussion) o'hearn (bass) Tommy (keyboards) wolf (keyboards)
It was the night! There was no in sight! (you know the stars shinin' 'cause the too tight) I heard the wind! I seen ugly trees! There was a honkin', the side of me!
I'm mean 'n I'm bad, (y'know I no sissy) Got a big-titty girly by the of 'chrissy' about her 'n my bike 'n me... 'n ride up the mountain of mystery, (mystery)
(how 're you )
I noticed even the weird up here And so I figured I drink a little beer I said, "gimme summa that yer suckin' on..." But was no reply she was gone!
"where's titties I like so well, 'n' my beer!" Is what I started to yell, I heard this noise Like a crunchin' twig, 'n up the devil! (he's this big!)
He had a red on An' a peak An' then a pointed 'n a sulphur reek, Yes, it was him awright, I I knowed it was! He had human flesh underneath his claws You know, it to me Like it was skin! I said, "you son-of-a-bitch!" ('cause I was mad at him!) He just got out his 'n cleanin' his fang So I shot him my shooter, bang! bang! bang!
Then the just laughed 'n said: "put it away! You know, I ate her all up...now you Gonna " You ate my "yeah! 'n all!" Well what about the beer "now, were the this tall? " her boots? "would I lie to " Shit, you musta hungry! "yeah, is true." Don't they pay you for the that you do? "well, you know, I can't complain when the come through..." I want my chrissy, Oh 'n I my beer Hah! So you just barf it up! Now, devil, do you "blow it out your ass, man! I mean, I am the devil, do you Just what you give me for your and beer? I you noticed this little here..." Yer right, you son-of-a-whore! Don't me that! about the only reason I writin' for! Gimme that paper! bet yer I'll sign! Because I need a beer, 'n it's time! "man, you can't fool me! you that bad! Oh Why you shoulda some of the souls that I've had! There was milhous nixon 'n too! 'n of those suckers was worse 'n you!" make a deal if you think That's I mean, supposed to be the devil so...whatcha do?
Now hold on a second... You wanna make a with me hah? Yeah! ah, I don't know man, you know... I don't know about this... See, i... Listen, you're...are you your nerve? No man, it got nothin' to do with nerve... supposed to be the devil! got to do... You're to be bad! got to do with style, fool! I don't know if the right style to get into hell, You know... Well, actually, to you...tell you the honest to god Truth, I'm very short on style as a of fact... Yeah, I know...that's...that's what me wonder But I have...i, I I have something that You may be in... What is You can my soul It's a little sucker 'bout a years old But once you it You can't give it You gotta it forever An' that's a fact! Ooh wee! Do you me devil? Oh yeah! What? am I supposed to be scared, Oh yeah, reety, aw-righty! Oh yeah, that's tough! I bet real bad! Listen fool, you've got to prove to me that you're Enough to get into That you've got the style enough to get into So talkin'... Alright, lemme tell ya Alright! I'll prove to you that I'm bad enough to go to Yeah! Because I been through it! Yeah! I seen it! Yeah! It has to me! Yeah! Remember, I was signed with warner For eight years!!! Tell me it! Now talkin' about something! Now how bad is That good to me, motherfucker! So move right me what your interests are, you know... If we're gonna come to some of agreement, I've got to know what all about, you know... 'cause I don't if you're the right type for the... For the place, you Look...lemme tell you my problem really is, you see Ok... My problem is that I don't belong Aha... You see... I don't belong where you are, you see I not! I, I'm a person, you know I have very desires in life 'n beer, you know No! 'n beer! No! no man, joking... Titties 'n beer, titties 'n beer, 'n beer... no! no please... no! not that! oh no man, no! Titties 'n beer, titties 'n beer, 'n beer... No! no! no! no! no! not 'n beer! Oh I can't stand 'n beer!... Titties 'n beer, 'n beer, titties 'n beer... (I'm in you! I'm in you!) Oh no! no! no! wait... Ah! at this! what am I gonna do with this thing? ...wait, wait, no! Hey! at this!
"no! don't it! give me time to think! ...hold on a second, boy, 'cause...that's ink!"
Then the barfed 'n out jumped my heard the titties plop-ploppin' All around the world, she
"i got three beers 'n a fulla downs, An' I'm get ripped, so fuck You clowns!"
Then she us the finger! (it was 'n stiff) That's the devil, she farted An' she went over the cliff! The was mad! (I off to my pad) I I do declare! How did she get there? I I do declare! How did she get there? I I do declare! How did she get back I I do declare! How did she get there?
Alright!