Terry (drums) Roy (vocals, bass) belew (guitar) Ed (percussion) Patrick (bass) Tommy (keyboards) Peter (keyboards)
It was the night! There was no in sight! (you know the stars ain't the sky's too tight) I the scary wind! I some ugly trees! was a werewolf honkin', 'long the of me!
I'm mean 'n I'm bad, (y'know I no sissy) Got a big-titty by the name of 'chrissy' Talkin' about her 'n my 'n me... 'n this up the mountain of mystery, (mystery)
(how 're you )
I noticed even the weird up here And so I figured I Just drink a beer I said, "gimme summa what yer suckin' on..." But there was no she was gone!
"where's titties I like so well, 'n' my beer!" Is I started to yell, then I heard this noise a crunchin' twig, 'n up jumped the devil! (he's this big!)
He had a red on An' a widow's An' a pointed tail 'n like a reek, Yes, it was him awright, I I knowed it was! He had some human Stuck underneath his You know, it to me it was titty skin! I said, "you son-of-a-bitch!" ('cause I was mad at him!) He got out his floss 'n started his fang So I shot him my shooter, bang! bang! bang!
Then the sucker just 'n said: "put it away! You know, I ate her all up...now you Gonna " You ate my "yeah! 'n all!" Well what the beer then? "now, were the cans tall? " Even her "would I lie to " Shit, you been hungry! "yeah, is true." Don't pay you good for the Stuff you do? "well, you know, I can't when the checks come through..." Well I my chrissy, Oh 'n I want my Hah! So you just barf it up! Now, devil, do you "blow it out your ass, man! I mean, I am the devil, do you Just what you give me for your and beer? I you noticed this little here..." Yer right, you son-of-a-whore! call me that! That's about the reason I learned for! that paper! bet yer horns I'll sign! Because I a beer, 'n it's titty- time! "man, you can't fool me! you that bad! Oh Why you seen some of the souls that I've had! There was milhous 'n agnew too! 'n both of those suckers was 'n you!" Let's make a if you think true I mean, you're supposed to be the so...whatcha do?
Now hold on a second... You wanna make a deal me hah? Yeah! ah, I don't know man, you know... I just know about this... See, i... Listen, you're...are you losing nerve? No man, it got nothin' to do with nerve... supposed to be the devil! got to do... You're to be bad! got to do with style, fool! I know if you've the right style to get into hell, You know... Well, actually, to you...tell you the honest to god Truth, I'm very short on as a matter of fact... Yeah, I know...that's...that's makes me wonder But I have...i, I think I something that You may be in... What is You can have my a mean little sucker 'bout a years old But once you it You give it back You gotta it forever An' a natural fact! Ooh wee! Do you me devil? Oh yeah! What? am I to be scared, man? Oh yeah, reety, aw-righty! Oh yeah, real tough! I bet real bad! Listen fool, you've got to prove to me you're rough Enough to get hell That you've got the style to get into hell So talkin'... Alright, tell ya somethin' Alright! prove to you that I'm bad enough to go to hell Yeah! Because I been through it! Yeah! I have it! Yeah! It has to me! Yeah! Remember, I was signed warner brothers For fuckin' years!!! me about it! Now you're talkin' something! Now how bad is sounds good to me, motherfucker! So move right Tell me what interests are, you know... If we're gonna come to kind of agreement, I've got to what you're all about, you know... I don't know if you're the right type for the... For the place, you Look...lemme tell you my problem really is, you see Ok... My problem is that I don't anywhere Aha... You see... I even belong where you are, you see I not! I, I'm a person, you know I have very desires in life Titties 'n beer, you No! 'n beer! No! no man, joking... 'n beer, titties 'n beer, titties 'n beer... no! no please... no! not that! oh no man, no! Titties 'n beer, titties 'n beer, 'n beer... No! no! no! no! no! not 'n beer! Oh I can't titties 'n beer!... 'n beer, titties 'n beer, titties 'n beer... (I'm in you! I'm in you!) Oh no! no! no! wait... Ah! look at this! am I gonna do with this thing? ...wait, wait, no! Hey! at this!
"no! sign it! give me time to think! ...hold on a second, boy, 'cause...that's ink!"
Then the barfed 'n out jumped my heard the titties plop-ploppin' All around the world, she
"i got beers 'n a fist fulla downs, An' I'm get ripped, so fuck You clowns!"
Then she us the finger! (it was 'n stiff) when the devil, she farted An' she went over the cliff! The was mad! (I off to my pad) I I do declare! How did she get back I I do declare! How did she get there? I I do declare! How did she get back I I do declare! How did she get back
Alright!