Terry (drums) Roy (vocals, bass) Adrian (guitar) Ed (percussion) o'hearn (bass) Tommy (keyboards) wolf (keyboards)
It was the night! was no moon in sight! (you know the ain't shinin' the sky's too tight) I heard the wind! I seen ugly trees! There was a honkin', the side of me!
I'm mean 'n I'm bad, (y'know I no sissy) Got a big-titty girly by the of 'chrissy' Talkin' her 'n my bike 'n me... 'n ride up the mountain of mystery, (mystery)
(how 're you )
I noticed even the Acted up here And so I figured I Just a little beer I said, "gimme that what yer suckin' on..." But there was no she was gone!
"where's titties I like so well, 'n' my beer!" Is what I started to yell, then I heard this Like a crunchin' twig, 'n up the devil! (he's this big!)
He had a red on An' a widow's An' then a tail 'n a sulphur reek, Yes, it was him awright, I swear I it was! He had some human Stuck his claws You know, it to me Like it was skin! I said, "you son-of-a-bitch!" ('cause I was mad at him!) He got out his floss 'n started his fang So I him with my shooter, bang! bang! bang!
Then the just laughed 'n said: "put it away! You know, I ate her all up...now you say? " You ate my "yeah! 'n all!" Well about the beer then? "now, were the cans tall? " Even her "would I lie to " Shit, you been hungry! "yeah, is true." Don't they pay you for the Stuff you do? "well, you know, I can't complain when the checks through..." Well I my chrissy, Oh 'n I want my Hah! So you barf it back up! Now, devil, do you "blow it out your ass, man! I mean, I am the devil, do you Just what you give me for your Titties and I you noticed this little here..." Yer right, you son-of-a-whore! call me that! That's about the only I writin' for! Gimme that paper! bet yer I'll sign! Because I a beer, 'n it's titty- time! "man, you can't fool me! you that bad! Oh Why you shoulda seen some of the souls that had! was milhous nixon 'n agnew too! 'n of those suckers was worse 'n you!" Let's make a deal if you true I mean, you're supposed to be the so...whatcha do?
Now hold on a second... You wanna make a with me hah? Yeah! ah, I don't know man, you know... I just don't know this... See, i... Listen, you're...are you your nerve? No man, it ain't got nothin' to do nerve... supposed to be the devil! got to do... You're to be bad! got to do with style, fool! I don't know if you've the right style to get hell, You know... Well, actually, to you...tell you the honest to god Truth, I'm very short on as a matter of fact... Yeah, I know...that's...that's what me wonder But I have...i, I think I have that You may be in... What is You can my soul It's a mean little 'bout a years old But you gets it You can't give it You gotta keep it An' that's a fact! Ooh wee! Do you me devil? Oh yeah! What? am I supposed to be scared, Oh yeah, reety, aw-righty! Oh yeah, that's tough! I bet real bad! Listen fool, you've got to prove to me that you're Enough to get hell That you've got the style enough to get into So talkin'... Alright, lemme tell ya Alright! I'll prove to you that I'm bad enough to go to Yeah! I have been through it! Yeah! I seen it! Yeah! It has to me! Yeah! Remember, I was signed with brothers For eight years!!! Tell me it! Now you're about something! Now how bad is That good to me, motherfucker! So move along me what your interests are, you know... If gonna come to some kind of agreement, I've got to know what all about, you know... 'cause I know if you're the right type for the... For the place, you Look...lemme tell you what my really is, you see Ok... My problem is I don't belong anywhere Aha... You see... I even belong where you are, you see I not! I, I'm a simple person, you I have very desires in life 'n beer, you know No! 'n beer! No! no man, joking... Titties 'n beer, 'n beer, titties 'n beer... no! no please... no! not that! oh no man, no! Titties 'n beer, 'n beer, titties 'n beer... No! no! no! no! no! not 'n beer! Oh I stand titties 'n beer!... 'n beer, titties 'n beer, titties 'n beer... (I'm in you! I'm in you!) Oh no! no! no! wait... Ah! look at this! what am I gonna do with this ...wait, wait, no! Hey! at this!
"no! don't sign it! me time to think! ...hold on a second, boy, 'cause...that's ink!"
Then the devil 'n out jumped my They the titties plop-ploppin' All around the world, she
"i got three beers 'n a fulla downs, An' I'm gonna get ripped, so You clowns!"
she gave us the finger! (it was 'n stiff) That's the devil, she farted An' she went over the cliff! The was mad! (I off to my pad) I I do declare! How did she get there? I I do declare! How did she get there? I I do declare! How did she get there? I I do declare! How did she get back
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