Terry (drums) Roy (vocals, bass) belew (guitar) Ed (percussion) Patrick (bass) Tommy (keyboards) Peter (keyboards)
It was the night! There was no in sight! (you know the ain't shinin' the sky's too tight) I the scary wind! I seen ugly trees! was a werewolf honkin', 'long the of me!
I'm mean 'n I'm bad, (y'know I no sissy) Got a big-titty girly by the of 'chrissy' about her 'n my bike 'n me... 'n this ride up the of mystery, (mystery)
(how 're you )
I noticed even the weird up here And so I I might Just drink a beer I said, "gimme summa that what yer on..." But was no reply she was gone!
"where's those titties I so well, 'n' my beer!" Is what I started to yell, then I heard noise Like a twig, 'n up jumped the devil! (he's this big!)
He had a red on An' a peak An' then a tail 'n like a reek, Yes, it was him awright, I I knowed it was! He had some flesh Stuck his claws You know, it to me it was titty skin! I said, "you son-of-a-bitch!" ('cause I was mad at him!) He got out his floss 'n started cleanin' his So I him with my shooter, bang! bang! bang!
Then the sucker laughed 'n said: "put it away! You know, I ate her all up...now you Gonna " You ate my "yeah! 'n all!" Well about the beer then? "now, the cans this tall? " her boots? "would I lie to " Shit, you been hungry! "yeah, is true." Don't pay you good for the that you do? "well, you know, I complain when the checks come through..." Well I my chrissy, Oh 'n I want my Hah! So you just barf it up! Now, devil, do you "blow it out your ass, man! I mean, I am the devil, do you Just what will you give me for and beer? I suppose you noticed this here..." Yer right, you son-of-a-whore! Don't me that! about the only reason I learned for! that paper! bet yer horns I'll sign! Because I need a beer, 'n it's time! "man, you can't fool me! you that bad! Oh Why you shoulda seen some of the souls that had! There was nixon 'n agnew too! 'n of those suckers was worse 'n you!" make a deal if you think That's I mean, you're supposed to be the so...whatcha do?
Now on just a second... You wanna make a with me hah? Yeah! Well ah, I don't man, you know... I just don't about this... See, i... Listen, you're...are you losing your No man, it ain't got to do with nerve... You're to be the devil! got to do... You're to be bad! It's got to do style, fool! I don't know if you've the right style to get hell, You know... Well, actually, to tell you...tell you the to god Truth, I'm very on style as a matter of fact... Yeah, I know...that's...that's what me wonder But I have...i, I think I have something You may be in... is that? You can have my It's a little sucker 'bout a years old But you gets it You give it back You keep it forever An' that's a fact! Ooh wee! Do you read me Oh yeah! What? am I supposed to be scared, Oh yeah, reety, aw-righty! Oh yeah, real tough! I bet you're bad! Listen fool, you've got to to me that you're rough Enough to get into That you've got the style to get into hell So talkin'... Alright, tell ya somethin' Alright! I'll prove to you that I'm bad enough to go to Yeah! I have been through it! Yeah! I have it! Yeah! It has to me! Yeah! Remember, I was signed with warner For fuckin' years!!! Tell me it! Now you're talkin' something! Now how bad is That good to me, motherfucker! So right along Tell me what interests are, you know... If we're come to some kind of agreement, got to know what you're all about, you know... 'cause I don't if you're the right type for the... For the place, you Look...lemme you what my problem really is, you see Ok... My problem is that I don't belong Aha... You see... I don't even where you are, you see I not! I, I'm a simple person, you I have very small in life Titties 'n beer, you No! 'n beer! No! no man, joking... 'n beer, titties 'n beer, titties 'n beer... no! no please... no! not that! oh no man, no! Titties 'n beer, titties 'n beer, 'n beer... No! no! no! no! no! not 'n beer! Oh I can't titties 'n beer!... Titties 'n beer, 'n beer, titties 'n beer... (I'm in you! I'm in you!) Oh no! no! no! wait... Ah! at this! what am I gonna do with this thing? ...wait, wait, no! Hey! at this!
"no! don't it! give me time to think! ...hold on a second, boy, 'cause...that's ink!"
Then the devil 'n out my girl heard the titties plop-ploppin' All around the world, she
"i got three 'n a fist fulla downs, An' I'm get ripped, so fuck You clowns!"
Then she us the finger! (it was 'n stiff) when the devil, she farted An' she went over the cliff! The was mad! (I off to my pad) I I do declare! How did she get there? I I do declare! How did she get there? I I do declare! How did she get there? I I do declare! How did she get back
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