Luyện nghe bài hát Titties 'n' Beer

Terry (drums)
Roy (vocals, bass)
Adrian (guitar)
Ed (percussion)
o'hearn (bass)
Tommy (keyboards)
Peter (keyboards)

It was the night!
was no moon in sight!
(you the stars ain't shinin'
the sky's too tight)
I heard the wind!
I some ugly trees!
There was a honkin',
the side of me!

I'm 'n I'm bad, (y'know I ain't no sissy)
Got a big-titty by the name of 'chrissy'
Talkin' her 'n my bike 'n me...
'n this ride up the of mystery, (mystery)

(how 're you )

I even the crickets
Acted weird up
And so I figured I
Just drink a beer
I said, "gimme summa that yer suckin' on..."
But there was no
she was gone!

"where's those I like so well,
'n' my beer!"
Is what I started to yell, then I this noise
Like a twig, 'n up jumped the devil!
(he's this big!)

He had a red on
An' a peak
An' then a tail
'n like a reek,
Yes, it was him awright,
I swear I it was!
He had some human
Stuck his claws
You know, it to me
it was titty skin!
I said, "you son-of-a-bitch!"
('cause I was mad at him!)
He got out his floss
'n cleanin' his fang
So I shot him my shooter,
bang! bang! bang!

Then the sucker just laughed 'n "put it away!
You know, I ate her all up...now you
say? "
You ate my
"yeah! 'n all!"
Well what the beer then?
"now, were the cans this "
her boots?
"would I lie to "
Shit, you musta hungry!
"yeah, is true."
Don't they pay you for the
that you do?
"well, you know, I can't complain the checks come through..."
I want my chrissy,
Oh
'n I want my
Hah!
So you barf it back up!
Now, devil, do you

"blow it out ass, motorcycle man!
I mean, I am the devil, do you
Just what will you give me for
and beer?
I suppose you noticed this
here..."
Yer right, you son-of-a-whore!
Don't me that!
about the only reason
I writin' for!
that paper! bet yer horns I'll sign!
Because I need a beer, 'n titty-
time!
"man, you can't fool me! you that bad!
Oh
Why you seen some of the souls that I've had!
There was nixon 'n agnew too!
'n both of those suckers was 'n you!"
Let's make a deal if you
That's
I mean, you're supposed to be the so...whatcha
do?

Now hold on a second...
You wanna make a with me hah?
Yeah!
ah, I don't know man, you know...
I just don't about this...

See, i...
Listen, you're...are you losing nerve?
No man, it ain't got to do with nerve...
supposed to be the devil!
got to do...
You're to be bad!
got to do with style, fool!
I know if you've the right style to get into hell,
You know...
Well, actually, to tell you...tell you the to god
Truth,
I'm very short on style as a of fact...
Yeah, I know...that's...that's what me wonder
But I have...i, I I have something that
You may be in...
What is
You can my soul
It's a mean sucker
'bout a thousand old
But once you it
You give it back
You keep it forever
An' that's a fact!
Ooh wee!
Do you read me
Oh yeah!
What? am I to be scared, man?
Oh yeah, reety, aw-righty!
Oh yeah, real tough!
I bet you're bad!
Listen fool, you've got to prove to me that rough
Enough to get hell
That you've got the enough to get into hell
So talkin'...
Alright, lemme tell ya
Alright!
I'll prove to you that I'm bad to go to hell
Yeah!
Because I have been it!
Yeah!
I have it!
Yeah!
It has to me!
Yeah!
Remember, I was with warner brothers
For fuckin' years!!!
Tell me it!
Now you're about something!
Now how bad is
That good to me, motherfucker!
So move right
Tell me your interests are, you know...
If we're gonna to some kind of agreement,
I've got to know what all about, you know...
'cause I don't know if you're the right for the...
For the place, you
Look...lemme you what my problem really is, you see
Ok...
My problem is that I belong anywhere
Aha...
You see... I don't even belong you are, you see
I not!
I, I'm a simple person, you
I have small desires in life
Titties 'n beer, you
No!
'n beer!
No! no man, joking...
Titties 'n beer, titties 'n beer, 'n beer...
no! no please... no! not that! oh no man, no!
Titties 'n beer, titties 'n beer, 'n beer...
No! no! no! no! no! not 'n beer!
Oh I can't stand 'n beer!...
'n beer, titties 'n beer, titties 'n beer...
(I'm in you! I'm in you!)
Oh no! no! no! wait...
Ah! look at this! what am I gonna do with thing?
...wait, wait, no!
Hey! at this!

"no! don't sign it! give me to think!
...hold on a second, boy, 'cause...that's
ink!"

Then the devil
'n out jumped my
They heard the titties
All around the world, she

"i got three 'n a fist fulla downs,
An' I'm gonna get ripped, so
You clowns!"

she gave us the finger!
(it was 'n stiff)
That's the devil, she farted
An' she went over the cliff!
The was mad!
(I off to my pad)
I I do declare!
How did she get there?
I I do declare!
How did she get there?
I I do declare!
How did she get there?
I I do declare!
How did she get back

Alright!