Luyện nghe bài hát Titties 'n' Beer

Terry (drums)
Roy (vocals, bass)
belew (guitar)
Ed (percussion)
Patrick (bass)
Tommy (keyboards)
wolf (keyboards)

It was the night!
was no moon in sight!
(you the stars ain't shinin'
the sky's too tight)
I heard the wind!
I seen ugly trees!
There was a honkin',
'long the of me!

I'm 'n I'm bad, (y'know I ain't no sissy)
Got a girly by the name of 'chrissy'
Talkin' her 'n my bike 'n me...
'n this ride up the of mystery, (mystery)

(how 're you )

I even the crickets
weird up here
And so I figured I
Just drink a little
I said, "gimme summa that what yer on..."
But there was no
she was gone!

"where's those titties I so well,
'n' my beer!"
Is what I started to yell, then I heard noise
a crunchin' twig, 'n up jumped the devil!
(he's about big!)

He had a red on
An' a peak
An' then a pointed
'n a sulphur reek,
Yes, it was him awright,
I I knowed it was!
He had human flesh
Stuck underneath his
You know, it to me
it was titty skin!
I said, "you son-of-a-bitch!"
('cause I was mad at him!)
He just got out his
'n started his fang
So I him with my shooter,
bang! bang! bang!

Then the sucker just laughed 'n "put it away!
You know, I ate her all up...now you
say? "
You ate my
"yeah! 'n all!"
Well what about the beer
"now, the cans this tall? "
her boots?
"would I lie to "
Shit, you been hungry!
"yeah, is true."
Don't pay you good for the
that you do?
"well, you know, I can't complain the checks come through..."
Well I my chrissy,
Oh
'n I my beer
Hah!
So you just barf it up!
Now, devil, do you

"blow it out your ass, man!
I mean, I am the devil, do you
Just what will you me for your
and beer?
I suppose you noticed little
here..."
Yer right, you son-of-a-whore!
Don't me that!
That's about the only
I writin' for!
that paper! bet yer horns I'll sign!
Because I a beer, 'n it's titty-
time!
"man, you fool me! you ain't that bad!
Oh
Why you shoulda some of the souls that I've had!
There was milhous nixon 'n too!
'n of those suckers was worse 'n you!"
Let's make a if you think
true
I mean, you're to be the devil so...whatcha
do?

Now on just a second...
You wanna make a deal me hah?
Yeah!
Well ah, I don't man, you know...
I just don't know this...

See, i...
Listen, you're...are you losing your
No man, it ain't got nothin' to do nerve...
You're to be the devil!
got to do...
You're to be bad!
got to do with style, fool!
I don't if you've the right style to get into hell,
You know...
Well, actually, to you...tell you the honest to god
Truth,
I'm very short on style as a of fact...
Yeah, I know...that's...that's what me wonder
But I have...i, I I have something that
You may be in...
is that?
You can have my
It's a mean little
a thousand years old
But you gets it
You give it back
You gotta keep it
An' a natural fact!
Ooh wee!
Do you me devil?
Oh yeah!
am I supposed to be scared, man?
Oh yeah, reety, aw-righty!
Oh yeah, that's tough!
I bet real bad!
Listen fool, you've got to prove to me you're rough
Enough to get hell
That you've got the style enough to get hell
So talkin'...
Alright, lemme ya somethin'
Alright!
I'll to you that I'm bad enough to go to hell
Yeah!
Because I been through it!
Yeah!
I seen it!
Yeah!
It has to me!
Yeah!
Remember, I was signed with warner
For eight years!!!
me about it!
Now talkin' about something!
Now how bad is
That sounds to me, motherfucker!
So move along
Tell me your interests are, you know...
If we're come to some kind of agreement,
I've got to know what all about, you know...
'cause I don't know if you're the right for the...
For the place, you
Look...lemme you what my problem really is, you see
Ok...
My problem is that I don't belong
Aha...
You see... I don't even where you are, you see
I not!
I, I'm a simple person, you
I have very small desires in
'n beer, you know
No!
'n beer!
No! no man, joking...
'n beer, titties 'n beer, titties 'n beer...
no! no please... no! not that! oh no man, no!
Titties 'n beer, 'n beer, titties 'n beer...
No! no! no! no! no! not 'n beer!
Oh I can't titties 'n beer!...
Titties 'n beer, 'n beer, titties 'n beer...
(I'm in you! I'm in you!)
Oh no! no! no! wait...
Ah! look at this! what am I do with this thing?
...wait, wait, no!
Hey! at this!

"no! sign it! give me time to think!
...hold on a second, boy, 'cause...that's
ink!"

Then the barfed
'n out jumped my
heard the titties plop-ploppin'
All the world, she said:

"i got three beers 'n a fist downs,
An' I'm gonna get ripped, so
You clowns!"

Then she us the finger!
(it was 'n stiff)
when the devil, she farted
An' she right over the cliff!
The was mad!
(I off to my pad)
I I do declare!
How did she get there?
I I do declare!
How did she get there?
I I do declare!
How did she get there?
I I do declare!
How did she get back

Alright!