Terry (drums) Roy (vocals, bass) belew (guitar) Ed (percussion) Patrick (bass) mars (keyboards) Peter (keyboards)
It was the night! There was no in sight! (you the stars ain't shinin' the sky's too tight) I heard the wind! I seen ugly trees! There was a honkin', the side of me!
I'm mean 'n I'm bad, (y'know I no sissy) Got a girly by the name of 'chrissy' about her 'n my bike 'n me... 'n ride up the mountain of mystery, (mystery)
(how 're you )
I noticed the crickets weird up here And so I I might Just drink a beer I said, "gimme summa that what yer on..." But was no reply she was gone!
"where's those titties I so well, 'n' my beer!" Is what I started to yell, then I heard this a crunchin' twig, 'n up jumped the devil! (he's about big!)
He had a red on An' a peak An' then a pointed 'n like a reek, Yes, it was him awright, I I knowed it was! He had some human underneath his claws You know, it to me Like it was skin! I said, "you son-of-a-bitch!" ('cause I was mad at him!) He just got out his 'n started his fang So I shot him my shooter, bang! bang! bang!
Then the sucker just laughed 'n "put it away! You know, I ate her all up...now you say? " You ate my "yeah! 'n all!" what about the beer then? "now, were the cans this " Even her "would I lie to " Shit, you musta hungry! "yeah, is true." they pay you good for the Stuff you do? "well, you know, I can't complain when the checks through..." I want my chrissy, Oh 'n I my beer Hah! So you just barf it up! Now, devil, do you "blow it out your ass, man! I mean, I am the devil, do you Just will you give me for your Titties and I you noticed this little here..." Yer right, you son-of-a-whore! call me that! That's about the reason I learned for! Gimme paper! bet yer horns I'll sign! Because I need a beer, 'n titty- time! "man, you fool me! you ain't that bad! Oh Why you shoulda seen of the souls that I've had! was milhous nixon 'n agnew too! 'n both of those suckers was 'n you!" make a deal if you think That's I mean, supposed to be the devil so...whatcha do?
Now on just a second... You make a deal with me hah? Yeah! ah, I don't know man, you know... I just don't know this... See, i... Listen, you're...are you your nerve? No man, it got nothin' to do with nerve... supposed to be the devil! got to do... You're to be bad! It's got to do style, fool! I know if you've the right style to get into hell, You know... Well, actually, to you...tell you the honest to god Truth, I'm very short on style as a of fact... Yeah, I know...that's...that's makes me wonder But I have...i, I think I have something You may be in... is that? You can have my It's a mean sucker a thousand years old But once you it You can't it back You gotta keep it An' that's a fact! Ooh wee! Do you me devil? Oh yeah! What? am I supposed to be scared, Oh yeah, reety, aw-righty! Oh yeah, real tough! I bet you're bad! Listen fool, you've got to prove to me that rough Enough to get into That you've got the enough to get into hell So talkin'... Alright, lemme ya somethin' Alright! I'll prove to you that I'm bad enough to go to Yeah! Because I have been it! Yeah! I have it! Yeah! It has to me! Yeah! Remember, I was signed with warner For eight years!!! Tell me it! Now talkin' about something! Now how bad is That good to me, motherfucker! So right along Tell me what your are, you know... If gonna come to some kind of agreement, got to know what you're all about, you know... 'cause I don't if you're the right type for the... For the place, you Look...lemme tell you my problem really is, you see Ok... My problem is that I don't anywhere Aha... You see... I don't even belong you are, you see I not! I, I'm a person, you know I have very small desires in Titties 'n beer, you No! 'n beer! No! no man, joking... 'n beer, titties 'n beer, titties 'n beer... no! no please... no! not that! oh no man, no! Titties 'n beer, titties 'n beer, 'n beer... No! no! no! no! no! not 'n beer! Oh I can't stand 'n beer!... Titties 'n beer, 'n beer, titties 'n beer... (I'm in you! I'm in you!) Oh no! no! no! wait... Ah! look at this! what am I gonna do with thing? ...wait, wait, no! Hey! at this!
"no! sign it! give me time to think! ...hold on a second, boy, 'cause...that's ink!"
Then the barfed 'n out my girl They heard the titties All around the world, she
"i got three beers 'n a fulla downs, An' I'm gonna get ripped, so You clowns!"
she gave us the finger! (it was 'n stiff) That's the devil, she farted An' she went right the cliff! The was mad! (I off to my pad) I I do declare! How did she get there? I I do declare! How did she get back I I do declare! How did she get there? I I do declare! How did she get back
Alright!