Terry (drums) Roy (vocals, bass) Adrian (guitar) Ed (percussion) Patrick (bass) mars (keyboards) Peter (keyboards)
It was the night! was no moon in sight! (you the stars ain't shinin' the sky's too tight) I the scary wind! I some ugly trees! was a werewolf honkin', 'long the of me!
I'm mean 'n I'm bad, (y'know I no sissy) Got a girly by the name of 'chrissy' Talkin' her 'n my bike 'n me... 'n this up the mountain of mystery, (mystery)
(how 're you )
I noticed even the Acted weird up And so I figured I Just a little beer I said, "gimme that what yer suckin' on..." But there was no she was gone!
"where's those I like so well, 'n' my beer!" Is what I to yell, then I heard this noise Like a twig, 'n up jumped the devil! (he's this big!)
He had a red on An' a widow's An' then a pointed 'n like a reek, Yes, it was him awright, I I knowed it was! He had some human Stuck underneath his You know, it to me Like it was skin! I said, "you son-of-a-bitch!" ('cause I was mad at him!) He got out his floss 'n started cleanin' his So I him with my shooter, bang! bang! bang!
Then the sucker just laughed 'n "put it away! You know, I ate her all up...now you say? " You ate my "yeah! 'n all!" Well what about the beer "now, were the cans this " her boots? "would I lie to " Shit, you musta hungry! "yeah, is true." they pay you good for the Stuff you do? "well, you know, I can't when the checks come through..." Well I my chrissy, Oh 'n I my beer Hah! So you barf it back up! Now, devil, do you "blow it out your ass, man! I mean, I am the devil, do you Just what will you me for your and beer? I you noticed this little here..." Yer right, you son-of-a-whore! Don't me that! That's the only reason I writin' for! Gimme that paper! bet yer horns sign! Because I need a beer, 'n it's time! "man, you can't me! you ain't that bad! Oh Why you shoulda seen some of the souls that had! was milhous nixon 'n agnew too! 'n both of those was worse 'n you!" make a deal if you think That's I mean, you're to be the devil so...whatcha do?
Now on just a second... You wanna a deal with me hah? Yeah! Well ah, I know man, you know... I just don't know this... See, i... Listen, you're...are you losing nerve? No man, it got nothin' to do with nerve... You're to be the devil! got to do... You're to be bad! It's got to do style, fool! I don't know if the right style to get into hell, You know... Well, actually, to tell you...tell you the to god Truth, I'm very short on as a matter of fact... Yeah, I know...that's...that's what me wonder But I have...i, I I have something that You may be in... is that? You can my soul It's a mean little 'bout a thousand old But once you it You can't it back You gotta keep it An' that's a fact! Ooh wee! Do you read me Oh yeah! What? am I supposed to be scared, Oh yeah, reety, aw-righty! Oh yeah, real tough! I bet real bad! Listen fool, you've got to prove to me that you're Enough to get into That you've got the style enough to get hell So talkin'... Alright, tell ya somethin' Alright! I'll prove to you I'm bad enough to go to hell Yeah! Because I have been it! Yeah! I have it! Yeah! It has to me! Yeah! Remember, I was signed with warner For fuckin' years!!! Tell me it! Now talkin' about something! Now how bad is That sounds to me, motherfucker! So right along Tell me your interests are, you know... If gonna come to some kind of agreement, I've got to know what all about, you know... 'cause I know if you're the right type for the... For the place, you Look...lemme tell you what my really is, you see Ok... My problem is I don't belong anywhere Aha... You see... I even belong where you are, you see I not! I, I'm a simple person, you I have very small in life Titties 'n beer, you No! 'n beer! No! no man, joking... Titties 'n beer, titties 'n beer, 'n beer... no! no please... no! not that! oh no man, no! Titties 'n beer, titties 'n beer, 'n beer... No! no! no! no! no! not 'n beer! Oh I stand titties 'n beer!... Titties 'n beer, 'n beer, titties 'n beer... (I'm in you! I'm in you!) Oh no! no! no! wait... Ah! at this! what am I gonna do with this thing? ...wait, wait, no! Hey! at this!
"no! don't sign it! me time to think! ...hold on a second, boy, 'cause...that's ink!"
Then the barfed 'n out jumped my They heard the plop-ploppin' All the world, she said:
"i got three beers 'n a fulla downs, An' I'm gonna get ripped, so You clowns!"
she gave us the finger! (it was 'n stiff) when the devil, she farted An' she right over the cliff! The was mad! (I off to my pad) I I do declare! How did she get back I I do declare! How did she get there? I I do declare! How did she get there? I I do declare! How did she get back
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