Terry (drums) Roy (vocals, bass) belew (guitar) Ed (percussion) Patrick (bass) Tommy (keyboards) Peter (keyboards)
It was the night! was no moon in sight! (you know the stars ain't 'cause the too tight) I the scary wind! I seen some trees! There was a honkin', the side of me!
I'm mean 'n I'm bad, (y'know I no sissy) Got a big-titty by the name of 'chrissy' Talkin' her 'n my bike 'n me... 'n this ride up the of mystery, (mystery)
(how 're you )
I noticed the crickets Acted weird up And so I figured I Just drink a beer I said, "gimme summa that what yer on..." But there was no she was gone!
"where's those titties I so well, 'n' my beer!" Is what I to yell, then I heard this noise Like a crunchin' twig, 'n up the devil! (he's about big!)
He had a red on An' a peak An' a pointed tail 'n like a reek, Yes, it was him awright, I I knowed it was! He had human flesh underneath his claws You know, it to me it was titty skin! I said, "you son-of-a-bitch!" ('cause I was mad at him!) He got out his floss 'n started his fang So I him with my shooter, bang! bang! bang!
Then the sucker just 'n said: "put it away! You know, I ate her all up...now you Gonna " You ate my "yeah! 'n all!" Well what about the beer "now, were the cans tall? " her boots? "would I lie to " Shit, you been hungry! "yeah, is true." Don't pay you good for the Stuff you do? "well, you know, I can't complain the checks come through..." I want my chrissy, Oh 'n I want my Hah! So you barf it back up! Now, devil, do you "blow it out your ass, man! I mean, I am the devil, do you Just what you give me for your and beer? I you noticed this little here..." Yer right, you son-of-a-whore! call me that! That's the only reason I learned for! Gimme that paper! bet yer horns sign! I need a beer, 'n it's titty- time! "man, you can't me! you ain't that bad! Oh Why you shoulda seen some of the souls I've had! There was milhous 'n agnew too! 'n both of suckers was worse 'n you!" Let's make a if you think true I mean, you're to be the devil so...whatcha do?
Now on just a second... You wanna make a deal with me Yeah! Well ah, I know man, you know... I just don't about this... See, i... Listen, you're...are you losing nerve? No man, it ain't got to do with nerve... You're to be the devil! got to do... You're to be bad! got to do with style, fool! I know if you've the right style to get into hell, You know... Well, actually, to you...tell you the honest to god Truth, I'm very short on as a matter of fact... Yeah, I know...that's...that's what makes me But I have...i, I I have something that You may be in... What is You can have my It's a little sucker 'bout a years old But you gets it You give it back You gotta it forever An' a natural fact! Ooh wee! Do you read me Oh yeah! am I supposed to be scared, man? Oh yeah, reety, aw-righty! Oh yeah, that's tough! I bet real bad! Listen fool, you've got to prove to me you're rough to get into hell That you've got the enough to get into hell So talkin'... Alright, lemme ya somethin' Alright! I'll prove to you that I'm bad enough to go to Yeah! I have been through it! Yeah! I seen it! Yeah! It has to me! Yeah! Remember, I was signed with brothers For fuckin' years!!! me about it! Now talkin' about something! Now how bad is That sounds to me, motherfucker! So move along Tell me what interests are, you know... If gonna come to some kind of agreement, got to know what you're all about, you know... 'cause I know if you're the right type for the... For the place, you Look...lemme you what my problem really is, you see Ok... My problem is that I don't anywhere Aha... You see... I don't even where you are, you see I not! I, I'm a person, you know I have very desires in life 'n beer, you know No! 'n beer! No! no man, joking... 'n beer, titties 'n beer, titties 'n beer... no! no please... no! not that! oh no man, no! Titties 'n beer, titties 'n beer, 'n beer... No! no! no! no! no! not 'n beer! Oh I can't stand 'n beer!... Titties 'n beer, titties 'n beer, 'n beer... (I'm in you! I'm in you!) Oh no! no! no! wait... Ah! look at this! what am I gonna do with thing? ...wait, wait, no! Hey! at this!
"no! don't sign it! me time to think! ...hold on a second, boy, 'cause...that's ink!"
Then the devil 'n out jumped my They the titties plop-ploppin' All around the world, she
"i got three 'n a fist fulla downs, An' I'm gonna get ripped, so You clowns!"
she gave us the finger! (it was 'n stiff) when the devil, she farted An' she right over the cliff! The was mad! (I off to my pad) I I do declare! How did she get back I I do declare! How did she get there? I I do declare! How did she get there? I I do declare! How did she get there?
Alright!