Terry (drums) Roy (vocals, bass) belew (guitar) Ed (percussion) o'hearn (bass) Tommy (keyboards) Peter (keyboards)
It was the night! was no moon in sight! (you know the stars ain't 'cause the too tight) I heard the wind! I seen ugly trees! There was a honkin', the side of me!
I'm mean 'n I'm bad, (y'know I no sissy) Got a big-titty girly by the name of Talkin' her 'n my bike 'n me... 'n this ride up the of mystery, (mystery)
(how 're you )
I noticed the crickets Acted weird up And so I I might drink a little beer I said, "gimme summa what yer suckin' on..." But there was no she was gone!
"where's those titties I so well, 'n' my beer!" Is what I started to yell, then I this noise a crunchin' twig, 'n up jumped the devil! (he's this big!)
He had a red on An' a peak An' then a pointed 'n a sulphur reek, Yes, it was him awright, I I knowed it was! He had some human underneath his claws You know, it to me it was titty skin! I said, "you son-of-a-bitch!" ('cause I was mad at him!) He got out his floss 'n started his fang So I shot him my shooter, bang! bang! bang!
Then the sucker laughed 'n said: "put it away! You know, I ate her all up...now you Gonna " You ate my "yeah! 'n all!" Well what the beer then? "now, the cans this tall? " Even her "would I lie to " Shit, you musta hungry! "yeah, is true." they pay you good for the Stuff you do? "well, you know, I complain when the checks come through..." Well I my chrissy, Oh 'n I want my Hah! So you barf it back up! Now, devil, do you "blow it out ass, motorcycle man! I mean, I am the devil, do you Just will you give me for your and beer? I suppose you noticed little here..." Yer right, you son-of-a-whore! Don't me that! That's the only reason I learned for! Gimme paper! bet yer horns I'll sign! Because I a beer, 'n it's titty- time! "man, you fool me! you ain't that bad! Oh Why you shoulda some of the souls that I've had! There was nixon 'n agnew too! 'n both of those suckers was 'n you!" make a deal if you think That's I mean, supposed to be the devil so...whatcha do?
Now hold on a second... You wanna make a with me hah? Yeah! Well ah, I don't man, you know... I don't know about this... See, i... Listen, you're...are you your nerve? No man, it ain't got nothin' to do nerve... You're to be the devil! got to do... You're to be bad! got to do with style, fool! I don't know if you've the right style to get hell, You know... Well, actually, to you...tell you the honest to god Truth, I'm short on style as a matter of fact... Yeah, I know...that's...that's what makes me But I have...i, I think I have something You may be in... What is You can my soul a mean little sucker 'bout a years old But you gets it You can't it back You keep it forever An' that's a fact! Ooh wee! Do you me devil? Oh yeah! What? am I to be scared, man? Oh yeah, reety, aw-righty! Oh yeah, that's tough! I bet you're bad! Listen fool, you've got to prove to me you're rough Enough to get hell That you've got the style enough to get into So talkin'... Alright, lemme ya somethin' Alright! I'll prove to you that I'm bad to go to hell Yeah! Because I have been it! Yeah! I seen it! Yeah! It has to me! Yeah! Remember, I was signed with brothers For eight years!!! me about it! Now you're talkin' something! Now how bad is That good to me, motherfucker! So move along Tell me what your are, you know... If we're gonna come to some of agreement, I've got to what you're all about, you know... 'cause I know if you're the right type for the... For the place, you Look...lemme you what my problem really is, you see Ok... My problem is that I don't belong Aha... You see... I don't belong where you are, you see I not! I, I'm a person, you know I have very desires in life 'n beer, you know No! 'n beer! No! no man, joking... 'n beer, titties 'n beer, titties 'n beer... no! no please... no! not that! oh no man, no! Titties 'n beer, 'n beer, titties 'n beer... No! no! no! no! no! not 'n beer! Oh I can't titties 'n beer!... 'n beer, titties 'n beer, titties 'n beer... (I'm in you! I'm in you!) Oh no! no! no! wait... Ah! look at this! what am I do with this thing? ...wait, wait, no! Hey! at this!
"no! sign it! give me time to think! ...hold on a second, boy, 'cause...that's ink!"
Then the barfed 'n out my girl They the titties plop-ploppin' All the world, she said:
"i got beers 'n a fist fulla downs, An' I'm gonna get ripped, so You clowns!"
Then she us the finger! (it was 'n stiff) That's the devil, she farted An' she went right the cliff! The was mad! (I off to my pad) I I do declare! How did she get back I I do declare! How did she get back I I do declare! How did she get back I I do declare! How did she get back
Alright!