Terry (drums) Roy (vocals, bass) Adrian (guitar) Ed (percussion) Patrick (bass) mars (keyboards) Peter (keyboards)
It was the night! was no moon in sight! (you know the stars ain't the sky's too tight) I heard the wind! I some ugly trees! There was a honkin', the side of me!
I'm mean 'n I'm bad, (y'know I no sissy) Got a big-titty by the name of 'chrissy' about her 'n my bike 'n me... 'n ride up the mountain of mystery, (mystery)
(how 're you )
I noticed even the Acted up here And so I figured I drink a little beer I said, "gimme summa what yer suckin' on..." But was no reply she was gone!
"where's those I like so well, 'n' my beer!" Is what I started to yell, then I this noise Like a twig, 'n up jumped the devil! (he's about big!)
He had a red on An' a widow's An' then a pointed 'n a sulphur reek, Yes, it was him awright, I swear I it was! He had some human Stuck his claws You know, it to me Like it was skin! I said, "you son-of-a-bitch!" ('cause I was mad at him!) He just got out his 'n started his fang So I him with my shooter, bang! bang! bang!
Then the sucker just 'n said: "put it away! You know, I ate her all up...now you say? " You ate my "yeah! 'n all!" what about the beer then? "now, the cans this tall? " her boots? "would I lie to " Shit, you musta hungry! "yeah, is true." they pay you good for the Stuff you do? "well, you know, I can't complain when the come through..." I want my chrissy, Oh 'n I want my Hah! So you barf it back up! Now, devil, do you "blow it out your ass, man! I mean, I am the devil, do you what will you give me for your Titties and I suppose you noticed this here..." Yer right, you son-of-a-whore! call me that! That's the only reason I writin' for! that paper! bet yer horns I'll sign! Because I a beer, 'n it's titty- time! "man, you fool me! you ain't that bad! Oh Why you shoulda some of the souls that I've had! There was milhous nixon 'n too! 'n both of those was worse 'n you!" Let's a deal if you think That's I mean, you're to be the devil so...whatcha do?
Now on just a second... You wanna make a deal with me Yeah! Well ah, I don't man, you know... I just don't about this... See, i... Listen, you're...are you losing nerve? No man, it got nothin' to do with nerve... supposed to be the devil! got to do... You're to be bad! got to do with style, fool! I don't know if the right style to get into hell, You know... Well, actually, to tell you...tell you the to god Truth, I'm very short on style as a of fact... Yeah, I know...that's...that's makes me wonder But I have...i, I think I something that You may be in... What is You can have my It's a little sucker a thousand years old But you gets it You give it back You gotta it forever An' that's a fact! Ooh wee! Do you me devil? Oh yeah! What? am I to be scared, man? Oh yeah, reety, aw-righty! Oh yeah, that's tough! I bet real bad! Listen fool, you've got to to me that you're rough Enough to get into you've got the style enough to get into hell So talkin'... Alright, lemme tell ya Alright! I'll prove to you that I'm bad to go to hell Yeah! Because I been through it! Yeah! I have it! Yeah! It has to me! Yeah! Remember, I was signed with warner For eight years!!! me about it! Now you're talkin' something! Now how bad is sounds good to me, motherfucker! So move right Tell me your interests are, you know... If we're gonna come to some of agreement, got to know what you're all about, you know... 'cause I don't know if you're the right for the... For the place, you Look...lemme tell you what my problem is, you see Ok... My problem is that I belong anywhere Aha... You see... I even belong where you are, you see I not! I, I'm a simple person, you I have very small desires in 'n beer, you know No! 'n beer! No! no man, joking... Titties 'n beer, titties 'n beer, 'n beer... no! no please... no! not that! oh no man, no! Titties 'n beer, titties 'n beer, 'n beer... No! no! no! no! no! not 'n beer! Oh I can't titties 'n beer!... 'n beer, titties 'n beer, titties 'n beer... (I'm in you! I'm in you!) Oh no! no! no! wait... Ah! at this! what am I gonna do with this thing? ...wait, wait, no! Hey! at this!
"no! don't it! give me time to think! ...hold on a second, boy, 'cause...that's ink!"
Then the devil 'n out my girl They heard the titties All the world, she said:
"i got three 'n a fist fulla downs, An' I'm gonna get ripped, so You clowns!"
she gave us the finger! (it was 'n stiff) That's the devil, she farted An' she went over the cliff! The was mad! (I off to my pad) I I do declare! How did she get back I I do declare! How did she get there? I I do declare! How did she get there? I I do declare! How did she get back
Alright!