Luyện nghe bài hát Timothy Simons vs. Tony Hale

[Timothy

[Beatboxer Joshua
Yes, sir

[Timothy

[Joshua
Yes

[Timothy
May I a beat please?

Silverstein]

[Timothy
you

[Tony
"May I," oh, you're starting off

[Round 1: Timothy
It's the big 'Veep' and I have to acknowledge
win the popular and electoral college
You look like a man to stay celibate
Put this dude in handcuffs, I'm arresting his development
'Veep' character's a brown-noser who's dim
In other words, Tony, you born to play him
You're a freak, the biggest in our circle
There's no way I'm gonna lose to little shaven gerbil

Hale]
Alright, Joshua, drop that

[Round 1: Tony
You make fun of my on 'Veep,' that's no surprise
But I won two Emmys, you're hardly
You're a tall weirdo, and that sound wrong
The only fans you got are the ones you hit your on
This goofy monster is tall
To start acting, how bad were you at
The fact that you have time to battle is a little
With your busy schedule, haunting children in dreams

[Timothy
For your information, I was terrible at

[Tony
And I don't

Simons]
A'ight,

Silverstein]
Yes, sir

[Timothy

[Joshua
Yes

Simons]
May I have another

Silverstein]
Of

[Timothy
you

[Round 2: Simons]
Nice verse, Tony, you must really feel
It's too bad you have stay 500 feet from school
You carry Julia's purse, it can't be
You only roles where you're emasculated
Whoever married you must be
You look like Jim Henson's combined
You're in the Angry Birds Movie, let me
That's not a movie, an iPad game

[Tony
Similar. down, simmer, simmer

Simons]
Oh, quiet down, everyone. down

[Tony
You seen nothin' yet!

[Round 2: Hale]
There's no turning to squash this beef
Now we got problems as big as teeth
Let's be honest, you weren't the first
You look like Jason got bit by a tick
It looks like villagers would chase you torches
a Frankenstein made of Kennedy corpses
And that's not the line to make you laugh
Your dad is Tony and your mom is a giraffe

Simons]
That was very good, was really good

[Tony
Oh, bless you. you. Bless you

Simons]
Bless you.

[Round 3: Simons]
Tony, you sound just as as you look
Like Buster's arm in 'Arrested Development,' gettin' the hook
His dad worked at school teaching education
So that his look, I blame the radiation
Talkin' science, I'm about blast off
This dude looks Darth Vader when he took his fucking mask off
And there's no need to get personal, no need to get
But when I come over for barbecue, you overcook the

Hale]
Let's take it down. Let's take it down a notch, it down. You didn't mention anything about the patties when you came over to my place for the barbecue. You said you liked the patties

Simons]
That's what you say when you go to somebody's house and they cook shitty

[Round 3: Hale]
Listen, Tim, I know we were once
When you talk my grill skills, that shit ends
We're on the same set and I'm treading softly
If you the last cup, make a new pot of coffee
And stop using Xerox to personal copies
And another--get the off me, dude!
Tony Hale's comin' vicious! Hale's got the bitches!
Hale takes like Tim and gives 'em stitches!