Luyện nghe bài hát Timothy Simons vs. Tony Hale

[Timothy

[Beatboxer Silverstein]
Yes, sir

[Timothy

[Joshua
Yes

Simons]
May I have a please?

Silverstein]

[Timothy
you

[Tony
"May I," oh, you're starting off

[Round 1: Simons]
It's the big battle and I have to acknowledge
I'll win the popular and college
You look like a man to stay celibate
Put dude in handcuffs, 'cause I'm arresting his development
Your 'Veep' character's a who's dim
In words, Tony, you were born to play him
a freak, the biggest square in our circle
There's no way I'm lose to this little shaven gerbil

Hale]
Alright, Joshua, that beat

1: Tony Hale]
You make fun of my on 'Veep,' that's no surprise
But I won two Emmys, you're recognized
You're a tall weirdo, and that might sound
The only fans you got are the you hit your head on
This monster is six-five tall
To start acting, how bad were you at
The fact that you have time to battle is a little
With your busy schedule, children in their dreams

[Timothy
For your information, I was at basketball

[Tony
And I care

Simons]
A'ight,

[Joshua
Yes, sir

Simons]

[Joshua
Yes

[Timothy
May I have another

[Joshua
Of

[Timothy
you

[Round 2: Simons]
Nice verse, Tony, you really feel cool
too bad you have stay 500 feet from every school
You Julia's purse, it can't be overstated
You only play roles where emasculated
Whoever married you must be
You look like Jim Henson's combined
You're in the Angry Birds Movie, let me
That's not a movie, an iPad game

[Tony
Similar. Simmer down, simmer,

Simons]
Oh, quiet down, everyone. Quiet

Hale]
You ain't seen yet!

[Round 2: Tony
no turning back to squash this beef
Now we got problems as big as teeth
be honest, you weren't the first pick
You look like Jason Segel got bit by a
It looks villagers would chase you with torches
You're a Frankenstein of Kennedy corpses
And that's not the only line to make you
dad is Tony Robbins and your mom is a giraffe

[Timothy
That was very good, was really good

[Tony
Oh, bless you. Bless you. you

Simons]
Bless you.

[Round 3: Timothy
Tony, you just as dumb as you look
Like Buster's arm in 'Arrested Development,' you're gettin' the
His dad at school teaching nuclear education
So that explains his look, I the radiation
Talkin' science, I'm about blast off
This dude looks like Darth Vader he took his fucking mask off
And there's no need to get personal, no to get catty
But when I come over for barbecue, you overcook the

Hale]
Let's take it down. Let's take it down a notch, take it down. You didn't mention anything about the patties when you came over to my place for the barbecue. You said you liked the

Simons]
That's what you say when you go to somebody's house and they cook food

3: Tony Hale]
Listen, Tim, I know we were once
When you talk about my skills, that shit ends
We're on the set and I'm done treading softly
If you make the last cup, make a new pot of
And stop using Xerox to make copies
And the fuck off me, dude!
Tony comin' vicious! Tony Hale's got the bitches!
Hale takes snitches like Tim and 'em stitches!