Luyện nghe bài hát Timothy Simons vs. Tony Hale

[Timothy

[Beatboxer Joshua
Yes, sir

[Timothy

[Joshua
Yes

Simons]
May I have a please?

Silverstein]

[Timothy
you

[Tony
"May I," oh, starting off well

[Round 1: Timothy
the big 'Veep' battle and I have to acknowledge
I'll win the popular and electoral
You look like a man adamant to celibate
Put this dude in handcuffs, 'cause I'm his development
Your character's a brown-noser who's dim
In words, Tony, you were born to play him
a freak, the biggest square in our circle
There's no way I'm lose to this little shaven gerbil

Hale]
Alright, Joshua, drop beat

1: Tony Hale]
You make fun of my role on 'Veep,' no surprise
But I won two Emmys, you're recognized
You're a tall weirdo, and might sound wrong
The only fans you got are the you hit your head on
This goofy monster is tall
To start acting, how bad were you at
The fact that you time to battle is a little obscene
With your busy schedule, haunting children in dreams

[Timothy
For your information, I was terrible at

Hale]
And I don't

Simons]
A'ight,

[Joshua
Yes, sir

Simons]

[Joshua
Yes

[Timothy
May I have one?

Silverstein]
Of

Simons]
you

[Round 2: Simons]
Nice verse, Tony, you must really cool
It's too bad you have stay 500 feet from every
You carry purse, it can't be overstated
You only play roles you're emasculated
Whoever married you must be
You look like Jim Henson's Muppets
You're in the Angry Birds Movie, let me
not a movie, it's an iPad game

[Tony
Similar. down, simmer, simmer

[Timothy
Oh, quiet down, everyone. Quiet

[Tony
You seen nothin' yet!

[Round 2: Hale]
There's no turning back to squash beef
Now we got as big as your teeth
Let's be honest, you weren't the first
You look like Jason Segel got bit by a
It looks like villagers would chase you torches
You're a Frankenstein made of Kennedy
And that's not the only to make you laugh
dad is Tony Robbins and your mom is a giraffe

[Timothy
That was good, that was really good

[Tony
Oh, bless you. Bless you. you

[Timothy
Bless you.

[Round 3: Simons]
Tony, you sound just as dumb as you
Like Buster's arm in Development,' you're gettin' the hook
His dad worked at teaching nuclear education
So explains his look, I blame the radiation
Talkin' science, I'm about blast off
This dude looks like Darth Vader when he took his mask off
And there's no need to get personal, no need to get
But when I come for barbecue, you overcook the patties

Hale]
Let's take it down. Let's take it down a notch, take it down. You didn't mention anything about the patties when you came over to my for the barbecue. You said you liked the patties

[Timothy
That's you say when you go to somebody's house and they cook shitty food

3: Tony Hale]
Listen, Tim, I know we were once
When you talk about my skills, that shit ends
We're on the same set and I'm done treading
If you make the last cup, make a new pot of
And stop using Xerox to personal copies
And another--get the off me, dude!
Tony Hale's comin' vicious! Hale's got the bitches!
takes snitches like Tim and gives 'em stitches!