Luyện nghe bài hát Timothy Simons vs. Tony Hale

[Timothy

[Beatboxer Silverstein]
Yes, sir

Simons]

[Joshua
Yes

Simons]
May I a beat please?

Silverstein]

[Timothy
you

[Tony
"May I," oh, you're off well

[Round 1: Timothy
It's the big battle and I have to acknowledge
I'll win the popular and electoral
You look like a man adamant to celibate
Put this in handcuffs, 'cause I'm arresting his development
'Veep' character's a brown-noser who's dim
In other words, Tony, you were to play him
You're a freak, the biggest in our circle
There's no way I'm gonna lose to little shaven gerbil

Hale]
Alright, Joshua, that beat

[Round 1: Tony
You make fun of my role on 'Veep,' that's no
But I won two Emmys, you're recognized
You're a tall weirdo, and might sound wrong
The only you got are the ones you hit your head on
This monster is six-five tall
To start acting, how bad you at basketball?
The that you have time to battle is a little obscene
With your schedule, haunting children in their dreams

[Timothy
For your information, I was terrible at

Hale]
And I don't

[Timothy
A'ight,

Silverstein]
Yes, sir

[Timothy

[Joshua
Yes

[Timothy
May I have one?

[Joshua
Of

Simons]
you

[Round 2: Simons]
Nice verse, Tony, you must really cool
It's too bad you have stay 500 from every school
You Julia's purse, it can't be overstated
You only play roles where you're
married you must be blind
You look like Jim Henson's combined
You're in the Angry Movie, let me explain
not a movie, it's an iPad game

[Tony
Similar. Simmer down, simmer,

[Timothy
Oh, quiet down, everyone. down

Hale]
You ain't seen yet!

[Round 2: Tony
There's no back to squash this beef
Now we got problems as big as teeth
Let's be honest, you weren't the pick
You look like Jason got bit by a tick
It looks like would chase you with torches
a Frankenstein made of Kennedy corpses
And that's not the only line to make you
Your dad is Tony and your mom is a giraffe

Simons]
That was very good, was really good

Hale]
Oh, bless you. you. Bless you

[Timothy
Bless you.

[Round 3: Simons]
Tony, you sound as dumb as you look
Buster's arm in 'Arrested Development,' you're gettin' the hook
His dad worked at school nuclear education
So that explains his look, I the radiation
Talkin' about science, I'm blast off
This dude looks like Darth Vader when he took his fucking off
And there's no to get personal, no need to get catty
But when I come over for barbecue, you the patties

Hale]
Let's take it down. Let's take it down a notch, take it down. You didn't mention anything the patties when you came over to my place for the barbecue. You said you liked the patties

[Timothy
That's what you say when you go to somebody's and they cook shitty food

[Round 3: Tony
Listen, Tim, I know we were friends
When you talk about my skills, that shit ends
We're on the set and I'm done treading softly
If you make the cup, make a new pot of coffee
And stop Xerox to make personal copies
And another--get the off me, dude!
Tony comin' vicious! Tony Hale's got the bitches!
Hale takes snitches like Tim and 'em stitches!