Luyện nghe bài hát Theme Song

Louis: It seems today, all you see is violence in movies,
and sex on T.V.
Peter: But where are those old-fashioned values,
on which we to rely?
Brian: It to be, a big time star was elegant as Garbo,
or Lamarr.
Stewie: But now we get like Jenny Lopez,
you want to up and die.
Chorus: Lucky a Family Guy.
Lucky a man who positively can do
all the things make us-
Stewie: and cry!

He's a Family Guy!

Louis: When I was young, the were fair,
with Mister Mathis, and Sonny and Cher.
But now we get Justin Timber-homo.
Louis: A heartache all awry!
Brian: The classic were works of arts,
the images graceful, the stories were smart.
But now we get Matrix Revolution,
Im I know this doesnt rhyme,
but what the hell were you Wachowski thinking?!
Lucky theres a family guy, lucky theres a fella,
sweeter than vanilla, as a piece of-
Apple Pie!
Chorus: a family guy!

Lois: His smiles a delight.
Chris: He lets me see the on the internet sites.
Peter!
Meg: He bought me my little hat.
Brian: Yeah we should have a talk that.
Chorus: that! And his hat!

Brian: mastered the comedy arts.
Stewie: He says, "Look out, Hiroshima!" casually farts.
(fart effect)
Lois: He's with sexy appeal.
And best of all my titties are real. Have a feel!
Brian: No you.
I gave it the office.
Lois: The Brady Bunch has got their and
Laura Petrie has Dicky Van Dyke.
But who around here could fill those
Chorus: But a happy reply. Lucky there's a family guy.
Lucky there's a man who positively can do all the that make us-
Stewie: and Cry!
Chorus: He's a Family Guy! He's a Guy!!!

Lois: Oh My! you very much! What a welcome.
Peter: I am gunna buy each and every one of you a after the show.
Whoa, whoa, whoa! I'm kidding for sake, I'm not serious.
Thats expensive! Look, just the fact that I came up the idea
tell you I'm generous;
I actually have to spend any money.
Meg: Uh, can we turn the down a bit?
Yeah, it is a little bright.
Stewie: You know Brian, I- I noticed something.
With light shining on you from that angle,
you a lot like Jamie Farr.
Yeah, you've told me that before and uh,
it's interesting, because I' thinking you a lot like Britney Spears.
Really?! How so?
Brian: Well, you- you got that going on with your eyes
like Britney does. You where...
You know how her eyes are just like a hair too far
Uh, a- a- almost like was some immediate post-birth
surgery should have been done but it was the south,
so didn't have the medical technology.
Oh, I see.
Mom!
Lois: Yes
I have a wedgie.
Lois: Chris, honey, wait the intermission. Then you can fix it.
Well, we got a lot of fun stuff lined up here tonight.
We got music, we got comedy,
we got behind the scenes crap the show.
Lois: Thats right! For example, not a lot of people this,
but in one episode of the show there was a flashback of
when he was a puppy. Now, they couldnt find a
who looked enough him,
so they actually built a dog for the scene,
and the actor of the suit was Raven-Symon,
who was Olivia on the show.
Brian: bit of trivia.
All right, okay, I got one for ya.
You know the sound where we shoot Family Guy
is the same stage where they shot the Girls
back in the 80s,
Now one of the stage hands was telling me a- a pretty story.
I guess there was one night they were all ready to shoot,
and uh, the audience was waiting. And uh, nobody find Bea Arthur.
So everybodys freaking out and uh, then one of the runs in
and says "Cancel the show tonight. Bea in jail!
Oh My God!
Peter: Yeah. she had a little too much to drink
the show and uh, they found her standing on the street corner,
exposing her to traffic.
Oh My God!
Meg: Ew! Disgusting!
Peter: Can you believe
Brian: Wait a minute. How the can Bea Arthur have a penis?
Eh, special permit.
Stewie: I say, what is it these actors?
They're perfectly normal people in civilian
and then they come out to Hollywood and go fucking berserk.
Brian: You gotta your language, kid.
Oh, its a record album for Gods sake.
Lets cut a bit.
Nipples! Hehe.
Stewie: example.
Although I must say I am amazed at the you can get away with
on television these days. I- I was Law and Order the other night
and I swear to god, I someone use the word balls.
And I thought to myself, "My God, that- that Dick just does
he damn well pleases, doesnt he?
Bringing words like into Americas living rooms.
I wonder how he'd it if I just walked into his living room
and use the balls.
Brian: Uh... I think that would be an entering.
You know,
I am so they allowed us to bring Stewie this evening.
The show we did we had to leave him at home.
They did'nt allow in the theater.
Brian: of course. People wanted to be able to enjoy the show
I am a show you lack-witted beetle head! Ugh!
Oh what a night that was. My babysitter was a bitch.
Stewie! Thats very rude.
Especially since your is here tonight.
and gentlemen, Ms. Hailey Duff.
Hailey Duff: Hi Mr. and Mrs.
How are ya, sweetheart?
Lois: So was it really bad babysitting Stewie?
Duff: You want the truth? Well, okay.
So after you and Peter for dinner,
I- No. Wait a minute. tell this story right.

please.