Luyện nghe bài hát Theme Song

Louis: It seems today, that all you see is in movies,
and sex on T.V.
But where are those good old-fashioned values,
on which we to rely?
Brian: It used to be, a big time was elegant as Garbo,
or Lamarr.
Stewie: But now we get whores like Lopez,
you want to up and die.
Lucky theres a Family Guy.
Lucky a man who positively can do
all the that make us-
Laugh and cry!

Chorus: He's a Guy!

Louis: I was young, the songs were fair,
with Mister Johnny Mathis, and and Cher.
But now we get Justin Timber-homo.
Louis: A heartache all awry!
Brian: The classic films were of arts,
the images were graceful, the were smart.
But now we get Matrix Revolution,
Im sorry I know this rhyme,
but what the hell you Wachowski Brothers thinking?!
Chorus: Lucky theres a guy, lucky theres a fella,
sweeter vanilla, wholesome as a piece of-
Apple Pie!
Chorus: He's a guy!

Lois: His smiles a delight.
Chris: He me see the boobies on the internet sites.
Peter!
Meg: He bought me my little hat.
Yeah we should have a talk about that.
Chorus: that! And his hat!

Brian: mastered the comedy arts.
Stewie: He says, "Look out, Hiroshima!" casually farts.
(fart effect)
Lois: He's loaded sexy appeal.
And best of all my titties are real. Have a feel!
Brian: No you.
Stewie: I it the office.
Lois: The Brady Bunch has got Mike and
pretty Laura Petrie has Van Dyke.
But who around here could fill those
Chorus: But here's a happy reply. Lucky there's a guy.
Lucky there's a man who positively can do all the thing make us-
Laugh and Cry!
Chorus: He's a Family Guy! He's a Guy!!!

Lois: Oh My! Thank you much! What a welcome.
Peter: I am gunna buy each and every one of you a beer the show.
Whoa, whoa, whoa! I'm kidding for sake, I'm not serious.
Thats expensive! Look, just the fact that I up with the idea
should you I'm generous;
I shouldnt have to spend any money.
Meg: Uh, can we turn the spotlight a bit?
Yeah, it is a little bright.
Stewie: You know Brian, I- I noticed something.
With that light on you from that angle,
you look a lot Jamie Farr.
Brian: Yeah, you've me that before and uh,
it's interesting, because I' thinking you look a lot Britney Spears.
Really?! How so?
Brian: Well, you- you got that thing going on with your
like Britney does. You where...
You know how her are just like a hair too far apart?
Uh, a- a- almost like was some immediate post-birth
surgery that should have been but it was the south,
so they didn't have the technology.
Oh, I see.
Mom!
Lois: Yes
Chris: I a wedgie.
Lois: Chris, honey, until the intermission. Then you can fix it.
Peter: Well, we got a lot of fun lined up here tonight.
We got music, we got comedy,
we got behind the scenes crap the show.
Lois: Thats right! For example, not a lot of know this,
but in one episode of the show there was a flashback of
when he was a puppy. Now, they couldnt a puppy
who looked enough him,
so they actually a dog suit for the scene,
and the actor of inside the was Raven-Symon,
who was on the Cosby show.
Brian: bit of trivia.
All right, okay, I got one for ya.
You know the sound stage we shoot Family Guy
is the same stage where they shot the Girls
back in the 80s,
Now one of the hands was telling me a- a pretty intense story.
I guess was one night when they were all ready to shoot,
and uh, the audience was waiting. And uh, nobody could Bea Arthur.
So everybodys out and uh, then one of the producers runs in
and says "Cancel the show tonight. Bea in jail!
Oh My God!
Peter: Yeah. Apparently she had a too much to drink
before the show and uh, they her standing on the street corner,
her penis to traffic.
Oh My God!
Meg: Ew! Disgusting!
Peter: Can you that?
Brian: Wait a minute. How the can Bea Arthur have a penis?
Peter: Eh, permit.
Stewie: I say, what is it with actors?
They're normal people in civilian life
and then they come out to and just go fucking berserk.
Brian: You gotta watch language, kid.
Oh, its a record album for Gods sake.
Lets cut a bit.
Nipples! Hehe.
Stewie: example.
Although I say I am amazed at the language you can get away with
on television these days. I- I was watching Law and Order the night
and I swear to god, I heard use the word balls.
And I to myself, "My God, that- that Dick Wolf just does
he damn well pleases, doesnt he?
Bringing words like balls Americas living rooms.
I wonder how he'd like it if I walked into his living room
and use the balls.
Brian: Uh... I think would be breaking an entering.
You know,
I am so glad they allowed us to bring Stewie evening.
The last show we did we had to him at home.
did'nt allow babies in the theater.
Brian: of course. People wanted to be able to enjoy the show
I am a show you lack-witted beetle head! Ugh!
Oh what a night was. My babysitter was a total bitch.
Stewie! Thats very rude.
Especially since your babysitter is tonight.
and gentlemen, Ms. Hailey Duff.
Hailey Duff: Hi Mr. and Mrs.
Peter: How are ya,
Lois: So was it really that bad Stewie?
Duff: You want the truth? Well, okay.
So after you and Peter for dinner,
I- No. Wait a minute. Lets tell this right.

please.