Luyện nghe bài hát Theme Song

Louis: It seems today, all you see is violence in movies,
and sex on T.V.
Peter: But where are those old-fashioned values,
on which we to rely?
Brian: It used to be, a big star was elegant as Garbo,
or Lamarr.
Stewie: But now we get whores like Lopez,
you want to up and die.
Chorus: theres a Family Guy.
Lucky a man who positively can do
all the that make us-
Stewie: and cry!

Chorus: a Family Guy!

Louis: I was young, the songs were fair,
with Mister Mathis, and Sonny and Cher.
But now we get Justin Timber-homo.
Louis: A heartache all awry!
Brian: The films were works of arts,
the images graceful, the stories were smart.
Stewie: But now we get Revolution,
Im sorry I know doesnt rhyme,
but what the hell were you Wachowski thinking?!
Chorus: theres a family guy, lucky theres a fella,
sweeter vanilla, wholesome as a piece of-
Apple Pie!
Chorus: He's a guy!

Lois: His a simple delight.
Chris: He me see the boobies on the internet sites.
Peter!
Meg: He bought me my little hat.
Yeah we should have a talk about that.
Chorus: that! And his hat!

Brian: He's the comedy arts.
Stewie: He says, "Look out, Hiroshima!" then farts.
(fart effect)
Lois: He's with sexy appeal.
Peter: And best of all my are real. Have a feel!
No thank you.
Stewie: I it the office.
Lois: The Bunch has got their Mike and
Laura Petrie has Dicky Van Dyke.
But who around here could fill loafers?
Chorus: But a happy reply. Lucky there's a family guy.
there's a man who positively can do all the thing that make us-
Stewie: and Cry!
Chorus: a Family Guy! He's a Family Guy!!!

Lois: Oh My! Thank you much! What a welcome.
Peter: I am gunna buy and every one of you a beer after the show.
Whoa, whoa, whoa! I'm for Christs sake, I'm not serious.
Thats expensive! Look, the fact that I came up with the idea
tell you I'm generous;
I shouldnt actually to spend any money.
Meg: Uh, can we turn the spotlight down a
Yeah, it is a little bright.
Stewie: You know Brian, I- I noticed something.
With that light shining on you that angle,
you look a lot Jamie Farr.
Brian: Yeah, you've told me that and uh,
it's interesting, I' thinking you look a lot like Britney Spears.
Really?! How so?
Brian: Well, you- you got that thing going on with your
like does. You know where...
You know how her eyes are like a hair too far apart?
Uh, a- a- almost like there was some post-birth
surgery should have been done but it was the south,
so they have the medical technology.
Oh, I see.
Mom!
Lois: Yes
Chris: I a wedgie.
Lois: Chris, honey, wait until the intermission. you can fix it.
Peter: Well, we got a lot of fun stuff lined up tonight.
We got music, we got comedy,
we got behind the scenes crap the show.
Lois: Thats right! For example, not a lot of people this,
but in one of the show there was a flashback of Brian
when he was a puppy. Now, couldnt find a puppy
who looked enough him,
so they actually built a dog for the scene,
and the actor of inside the was Raven-Symon,
who was Olivia on the show.
Brian: bit of trivia.
All right, okay, I got one for ya.
You know the sound stage we shoot Family Guy
is the same stage where they the Golden Girls
back in the 80s,
Now one of the stage was telling me a- a pretty intense story.
I guess there was one night when they were all to shoot,
and uh, the audience was waiting. And uh, nobody find Bea Arthur.
So everybodys freaking out and uh, then one of the producers in
and says "Cancel the tonight. Bea Arthurs in jail!
Oh My God!
Peter: Yeah. she had a little too much to drink
the show and uh, they found her standing on the street corner,
exposing her to traffic.
Oh My God!
Meg: Ew! Disgusting!
Can you believe that?
Brian: Wait a minute. How the hell can Bea Arthur a penis?
Eh, special permit.
Stewie: I say, what is it these actors?
They're perfectly normal in civilian life
and then they come out to and just go fucking berserk.
Brian: You gotta watch language, kid.
Oh, its a record album for Gods sake.
Lets cut a bit.
Nipples! Hehe.
Stewie: example.
Although I must say I am amazed at the you can get away with
on television these days. I- I was watching Law and the other night
and I to god, I heard someone use the word balls.
And I thought to myself, "My God, that- that Dick just does
whatever he damn pleases, doesnt he?
words like balls into Americas living rooms.
I wonder how he'd it if I just walked into his living room
and use the balls.
Uh... I think that would be breaking an entering.
You know,
I am so glad they allowed us to bring Stewie evening.
The last we did we had to leave him at home.
They allow babies in the theater.
Well of course. People wanted to be able to enjoy the show
Stewie: I am a you lack-witted beetle head! Ugh!
Oh what a that was. My babysitter was a total bitch.
Lois: Stewie! very rude.
Especially since your is here tonight.
Ladies and gentlemen, Ms. Duff.
Hailey Hi Mr. and Mrs. Griffin
Peter: How are ya,
Lois: So was it really bad babysitting Stewie?
Hailey Duff: You want the Well, okay.
So after you and Peter for dinner,
I- No. Wait a minute. Lets tell this right.

please.