Luyện nghe bài hát Theme Song

Louis: It today, that all you see is violence in movies,
and sex on T.V.
Peter: But where are those good values,
on which we to rely?
Brian: It to be, a big time star was elegant as Garbo,
or Lamarr.
Stewie: But now we get whores Jenny Lopez,
you to curl up and die.
Chorus: theres a Family Guy.
theres a man who positively can do
all the things that us-
Stewie: and cry!

Chorus: a Family Guy!

Louis: I was young, the songs were fair,
with Mister Mathis, and Sonny and Cher.
But now we get Justin Timber-homo.
Louis: A all gone awry!
Brian: The films were works of arts,
the images graceful, the stories were smart.
Stewie: But now we get Revolution,
Im sorry I know doesnt rhyme,
but what the hell were you Wachowski thinking?!
Chorus: Lucky a family guy, lucky theres a fella,
sweeter than vanilla, as a piece of-
Apple Pie!
Chorus: He's a guy!

Lois: His a simple delight.
Chris: He me see the boobies on the internet sites.
Peter!
Meg: He bought me my cute hat.
Brian: Yeah we should a talk about that.
Chorus: that! And his hat!

Brian: mastered the comedy arts.
Stewie: He says, "Look out, Hiroshima!" casually farts.
(fart effect)
Lois: He's loaded sexy appeal.
Peter: And of all my titties are real. Have a feel!
Brian: No you.
I gave it the office.
Lois: The Brady has got their Mike and
pretty Laura Petrie has Van Dyke.
But who around here could fill those
Chorus: But here's a happy reply. there's a family guy.
Lucky there's a man who can do all the thing that make us-
Laugh and Cry!
Chorus: He's a Family Guy! a Family Guy!!!

Oh My! Thank you very much! What a welcome.
Peter: I am gunna buy each and one of you a beer after the show.
Whoa, whoa, whoa! I'm for Christs sake, I'm not serious.
Thats expensive! Look, just the fact I came up with the idea
should you I'm generous;
I shouldnt have to spend any money.
Meg: Uh, can we turn the down a bit?
Yeah, it is a little bright.
Stewie: You Brian, I- I just noticed something.
With that light shining on you that angle,
you a lot like Jamie Farr.
Yeah, you've told me that before and uh,
it's interesting, because I' thinking you look a lot like Spears.
Really?! How so?
Brian: Well, you- you got that thing going on with your
Britney does. You know where...
You how her eyes are just like a hair too far apart?
Uh, a- a- like there was some immediate post-birth
surgery that should have done but it was the south,
so they didn't the medical technology.
Oh, I see.
Mom!
Lois: Yes
I have a wedgie.
Lois: Chris, honey, wait until the intermission. you can fix it.
Peter: Well, we got a lot of fun stuff up here tonight.
We got music, we got comedy,
we got the scenes crap from the show.
Thats right! For example, not a lot of people know this,
but in one episode of the show there was a flashback of
when he was a puppy. Now, they couldnt find a
who looked like him,
so they actually a dog suit for the scene,
and the of inside the suit was Raven-Symon,
who was Olivia on the show.
Brian: bit of trivia.
All right, okay, I got one for ya.
You know the sound stage where we Family Guy
is the stage where they shot the Golden Girls
in the 80s, right?
Now one of the stage was telling me a- a pretty intense story.
I guess there was one night when were all ready to shoot,
and uh, the audience was waiting. And uh, nobody could Bea Arthur.
So everybodys freaking out and uh, then one of the producers in
and says "Cancel the show tonight. Bea in jail!
Oh My God!
Peter: Yeah. Apparently she had a too much to drink
before the show and uh, they found her standing on the corner,
her penis to traffic.
Oh My God!
Meg: Ew! Disgusting!
Can you believe that?
Brian: Wait a minute. How the can Bea Arthur have a penis?
Peter: Eh, permit.
Stewie: I say, what is it with these
They're perfectly normal in civilian life
and they come out to Hollywood and just go fucking berserk.
Brian: You gotta watch language, kid.
Oh, its a record album for Gods sake.
Lets cut a bit.
Nipples! Hehe.
Stewie: example.
Although I must say I am amazed at the language you can get away
on television days. I- I was watching Law and Order the other night
and I swear to god, I someone use the word balls.
And I thought to myself, "My God, that- that Wolf just does
he damn well pleases, doesnt he?
Bringing words like into Americas living rooms.
I wonder how he'd it if I just walked into his living room
and use the balls.
Brian: Uh... I think would be breaking an entering.
You know,
I am so glad they allowed us to Stewie this evening.
The show we did we had to leave him at home.
They allow babies in the theater.
Brian: Well of course. People to be able to enjoy the show
Stewie: I am a you lack-witted beetle head! Ugh!
Oh what a night that was. My babysitter was a bitch.
Lois: Stewie! Thats rude.
Especially since your babysitter is tonight.
Ladies and gentlemen, Ms. Duff.
Duff: Hi Mr. and Mrs. Griffin
Peter: How are ya,
So was it really that bad babysitting Stewie?
Hailey You want the truth? Well, okay.
So after you and left for dinner,
I- No. Wait a minute. tell this story right.

please.