Luyện nghe bài hát Theme Song

Louis: It seems today, that all you see is in movies,
and sex on T.V.
But where are those good old-fashioned values,
on which we to rely?
Brian: It to be, a big time star was elegant as Garbo,
or Lamarr.
But now we get whores like Jenny Lopez,
you want to up and die.
Chorus: theres a Family Guy.
theres a man who positively can do
all the things that us-
Stewie: and cry!

He's a Family Guy!

Louis: I was young, the songs were fair,
Mister Johnny Mathis, and Sonny and Cher.
Peter: But now we get Timber-homo.
Louis: A heartache all awry!
Brian: The classic films works of arts,
the images were graceful, the were smart.
Stewie: But now we get Revolution,
Im I know this doesnt rhyme,
but what the were you Wachowski Brothers thinking?!
Chorus: Lucky a family guy, lucky theres a fella,
sweeter than vanilla, wholesome as a of-
Apple Pie!
Chorus: He's a guy!

Lois: His a simple delight.
He lets me see the boobies on the internet sites.
Peter!
Meg: He bought me my little hat.
Brian: Yeah we should have a talk that.
Chorus: that! And his hat!

Brian: He's the comedy arts.
Stewie: He says, "Look out, Hiroshima!" casually farts.
(fart effect)
He's loaded with sexy appeal.
Peter: And of all my titties are real. Have a feel!
No thank you.
Stewie: I it the office.
Lois: The Brady Bunch has got Mike and
pretty Petrie has Dicky Van Dyke.
But who around here could those loafers?
Chorus: But here's a reply. Lucky there's a family guy.
there's a man who positively can do all the thing that make us-
Stewie: and Cry!
Chorus: He's a Family Guy! a Family Guy!!!

Lois: Oh My! Thank you very much! a welcome.
Peter: I am gunna buy each and one of you a beer after the show.
Whoa, whoa, whoa! I'm kidding for sake, I'm not serious.
Thats expensive! Look, just the fact that I came up the idea
should tell you I'm
I shouldnt actually have to any money.
Uh, can we turn the spotlight down a bit?
Brian: Yeah, it is a bright.
You know Brian, I- I just noticed something.
With that light shining on you that angle,
you look a lot Jamie Farr.
Yeah, you've told me that before and uh,
it's interesting, I' thinking you look a lot like Britney Spears.
Really?! How so?
Brian: Well, you- you got that thing going on with eyes
Britney does. You know where...
You know how her are just like a hair too far apart?
Uh, a- a- almost like there was immediate post-birth
surgery should have been done but it was the south,
so they didn't have the technology.
Oh, I see.
Mom!
Lois: Yes
I have a wedgie.
Lois: Chris, honey, until the intermission. Then you can fix it.
Peter: Well, we got a lot of fun stuff lined up tonight.
We got music, we got comedy,
we got behind the crap from the show.
Lois: Thats right! For example, not a lot of people this,
but in one of the show there was a flashback of Brian
when he was a puppy. Now, they find a puppy
who enough like him,
so actually built a dog suit for the scene,
and the of inside the suit was Raven-Symon,
who was on the Cosby show.
Brian: bit of trivia.
All right, okay, I got one for ya.
You know the sound stage where we Family Guy
is the same stage where they shot the Golden
in the 80s, right?
Now one of the stage hands was me a- a pretty intense story.
I guess was one night when they were all ready to shoot,
and uh, the audience was waiting. And uh, could find Bea Arthur.
So freaking out and uh, then one of the producers runs in
and "Cancel the show tonight. Bea Arthurs in jail!
Oh My God!
Peter: Yeah. she had a little too much to drink
before the show and uh, they found her on the street corner,
exposing her to traffic.
Oh My God!
Meg: Ew! Disgusting!
Can you believe that?
Brian: Wait a minute. How the hell can Bea Arthur a penis?
Peter: Eh, permit.
Stewie: I say, what is it with these
They're perfectly normal people in life
and then they come out to Hollywood and go fucking berserk.
Brian: You gotta watch language, kid.
Oh, its a record album for Gods sake.
Lets cut a bit.
Nipples! Hehe.
Stewie: example.
Although I must say I am amazed at the language you can get away
on television these days. I- I was watching Law and Order the other
and I swear to god, I someone use the word balls.
And I thought to myself, "My God, that Dick Wolf just does
whatever he damn pleases, doesnt he?
Bringing words like balls into living rooms.
I wonder how he'd like it if I walked into his living room
and use the balls.
Uh... I think that would be breaking an entering.
You know,
I am so glad they allowed us to Stewie this evening.
The show we did we had to leave him at home.
They did'nt babies in the theater.
Brian: Well of course. People wanted to be to enjoy the show
Stewie: I am a show you beetle head! Ugh!
Oh what a night was. My babysitter was a total bitch.
Lois: Stewie! Thats rude.
Especially since your babysitter is tonight.
and gentlemen, Ms. Hailey Duff.
Hailey Hi Mr. and Mrs. Griffin
How are ya, sweetheart?
Lois: So was it really bad babysitting Stewie?
Duff: You want the truth? Well, okay.
So after you and left for dinner,
I- No. Wait a minute. Lets tell this right.

please.