Luyện nghe bài hát Theme Song

Louis: It seems today, all you see is violence in movies,
and sex on T.V.
Peter: But where are those old-fashioned values,
on we used to rely?
Brian: It used to be, a big time star was as Garbo,
or Lamarr.
Stewie: But now we get like Jenny Lopez,
you want to up and die.
Chorus: theres a Family Guy.
theres a man who positively can do
all the that make us-
Stewie: and cry!

Chorus: a Family Guy!

When I was young, the songs were fair,
with Mister Johnny Mathis, and and Cher.
Peter: But now we get Timber-homo.
Louis: A heartache all awry!
Brian: The classic were works of arts,
the images graceful, the stories were smart.
Stewie: But now we get Revolution,
Im sorry I know doesnt rhyme,
but what the hell were you Brothers thinking?!
Chorus: Lucky theres a family guy, lucky a fella,
than vanilla, wholesome as a piece of-
Stewie: Pie!
Chorus: He's a guy!

His smiles a simple delight.
Chris: He lets me see the on the internet sites.
Peter!
Meg: He bought me my little hat.
Brian: Yeah we should have a talk that.
About that! And his hat!

Brian: mastered the comedy arts.
He says, "Look out, Hiroshima!" then casually farts.
(fart effect)
Lois: He's loaded sexy appeal.
Peter: And best of all my titties are real. a feel!
No thank you.
Stewie: I it the office.
Lois: The Brady Bunch has got Mike and
Laura Petrie has Dicky Van Dyke.
But who around here could fill loafers?
But here's a happy reply. Lucky there's a family guy.
Lucky there's a man who positively can do all the that make us-
Laugh and Cry!
Chorus: a Family Guy! He's a Family Guy!!!

Lois: Oh My! Thank you very much! a welcome.
Peter: I am gunna buy and every one of you a beer after the show.
Whoa, whoa, whoa! I'm for Christs sake, I'm not serious.
Thats expensive! Look, just the that I came up with the idea
tell you I'm generous;
I shouldnt have to spend any money.
Uh, can we turn the spotlight down a bit?
Brian: Yeah, it is a bright.
Stewie: You Brian, I- I just noticed something.
With light shining on you from that angle,
you a lot like Jamie Farr.
Brian: Yeah, you've told me that and uh,
it's interesting, because I' thinking you look a lot like Spears.
Really?! How so?
Brian: Well, you got that thing going on with your eyes
like Britney does. You where...
You know how her eyes are just like a hair too far
Uh, a- a- almost like there was immediate post-birth
that should have been done but it was the south,
so they have the medical technology.
Oh, I see.
Mom!
Lois: Yes
Chris: I a wedgie.
Lois: Chris, honey, until the intermission. Then you can fix it.
Peter: Well, we got a lot of fun lined up here tonight.
We got music, we got comedy,
we got the scenes crap from the show.
Lois: right! For example, not a lot of people know this,
but in one episode of the show was a flashback of Brian
when he was a puppy. Now, couldnt find a puppy
who enough like him,
so they actually built a dog for the scene,
and the actor of inside the was Raven-Symon,
who was on the Cosby show.
Brian: bit of trivia.
All right, okay, I got one for ya.
You know the sound stage where we Family Guy
is the same stage where they the Golden Girls
back in the 80s,
Now one of the hands was telling me a- a pretty intense story.
I guess there was one night when they were all to shoot,
and uh, the was waiting. And uh, nobody could find Bea Arthur.
So freaking out and uh, then one of the producers runs in
and says "Cancel the show tonight. Bea in jail!
Oh My God!
Peter: Yeah. she had a little too much to drink
before the show and uh, they found her standing on the corner,
exposing her to traffic.
Oh My God!
Meg: Ew! Disgusting!
Peter: Can you that?
Brian: Wait a minute. How the hell can Bea Arthur a penis?
Peter: Eh, permit.
I say, what is it with these actors?
They're perfectly people in civilian life
and then they come out to and just go fucking berserk.
Brian: You watch your language, kid.
Stewie: Oh, its a record for Gods sake.
Lets cut a bit.
Nipples! Hehe.
Stewie: example.
Although I must say I am at the language you can get away with
on television days. I- I was watching Law and Order the other night
and I swear to god, I heard someone use the balls.
And I thought to myself, "My God, that Dick Wolf just does
whatever he well pleases, doesnt he?
words like balls into Americas living rooms.
I how he'd like it if I just walked into his living room
and use the balls.
Brian: Uh... I think would be breaking an entering.
You know,
I am so they allowed us to bring Stewie this evening.
The last show we did we had to him at home.
They did'nt allow in the theater.
Brian: Well of course. People wanted to be able to the show
Stewie: I am a show you beetle head! Ugh!
Oh what a night that was. My was a total bitch.
Lois: Stewie! very rude.
Especially since babysitter is here tonight.
and gentlemen, Ms. Hailey Duff.
Hailey Hi Mr. and Mrs. Griffin
Peter: How are ya,
Lois: So was it really that bad babysitting
Hailey Duff: You want the Well, okay.
So after you and left for dinner,
I- No. a minute. Lets tell this story right.

please.