Luyện nghe bài hát Theme Song

Louis: It seems today, all you see is violence in movies,
and sex on T.V.
But where are those good old-fashioned values,
on which we to rely?
Brian: It to be, a big time star was elegant as Garbo,
or Lamarr.
Stewie: But now we get whores Jenny Lopez,
you want to up and die.
Lucky theres a Family Guy.
Lucky a man who positively can do
all the things make us-
Stewie: and cry!

He's a Family Guy!

Louis: I was young, the songs were fair,
with Johnny Mathis, and Sonny and Cher.
But now we get Justin Timber-homo.
Louis: A all gone awry!
Brian: The classic films works of arts,
the were graceful, the stories were smart.
But now we get Matrix Revolution,
Im sorry I know doesnt rhyme,
but what the hell were you Wachowski thinking?!
Chorus: Lucky theres a guy, lucky theres a fella,
sweeter than vanilla, wholesome as a of-
Apple Pie!
Chorus: He's a guy!

Lois: His smiles a delight.
Chris: He me see the boobies on the internet sites.
Peter!
Meg: He bought me my little hat.
Brian: Yeah we should have a about that.
Chorus: that! And his hat!

Brian: He's mastered the arts.
Stewie: He says, "Look out, Hiroshima!" casually farts.
(fart effect)
Lois: He's with sexy appeal.
And best of all my titties are real. Have a feel!
Brian: No you.
I gave it the office.
Lois: The Brady Bunch has got their and
pretty Laura Petrie has Van Dyke.
But who around here could those loafers?
Chorus: But a happy reply. Lucky there's a family guy.
there's a man who positively can do all the thing that make us-
Stewie: and Cry!
He's a Family Guy! He's a Family Guy!!!

Lois: Oh My! you very much! What a welcome.
I am gunna buy each and every one of you a beer after the show.
Whoa, whoa, whoa! I'm for Christs sake, I'm not serious.
Thats expensive! Look, just the fact that I came up the idea
should tell you I'm
I shouldnt actually have to any money.
Meg: Uh, can we turn the down a bit?
Brian: Yeah, it is a bright.
Stewie: You Brian, I- I just noticed something.
With that light on you from that angle,
you look a lot like Farr.
Brian: Yeah, you've me that before and uh,
interesting, because I' thinking you look a lot like Britney Spears.
Really?! How so?
Brian: Well, you- you got that thing going on with eyes
like Britney does. You where...
You know how her eyes are just a hair too far apart?
Uh, a- a- almost like there was immediate post-birth
surgery that should have been but it was the south,
so they have the medical technology.
Oh, I see.
Mom!
Lois: Yes
I have a wedgie.
Lois: Chris, honey, wait the intermission. Then you can fix it.
Peter: Well, we got a lot of fun stuff up here tonight.
We got music, we got comedy,
we got behind the crap from the show.
Thats right! For example, not a lot of people know this,
but in one of the show there was a flashback of Brian
he was a puppy. Now, they couldnt find a puppy
who looked enough him,
so actually built a dog suit for the scene,
and the of inside the suit was Raven-Symon,
who was on the Cosby show.
Fascinating bit of trivia.
All right, okay, I got one for ya.
You know the stage where we shoot Family Guy
is the same stage where they shot the Girls
in the 80s, right?
Now one of the stage hands was me a- a pretty intense story.
I guess there was one night when they were all to shoot,
and uh, the audience was waiting. And uh, nobody could Bea Arthur.
So freaking out and uh, then one of the producers runs in
and says "Cancel the tonight. Bea Arthurs in jail!
Oh My God!
Peter: Yeah. she had a little too much to drink
before the and uh, they found her standing on the street corner,
exposing her to traffic.
Oh My God!
Meg: Ew! Disgusting!
Peter: Can you that?
Brian: a minute. How the hell can Bea Arthur have a penis?
Eh, special permit.
Stewie: I say, what is it these actors?
They're perfectly normal in civilian life
and then they out to Hollywood and just go fucking berserk.
Brian: You gotta watch language, kid.
Stewie: Oh, its a record album for sake.
Lets cut a bit.
Nipples! Hehe.
Stewie: example.
Although I must say I am amazed at the language you can get with
on television these days. I- I was watching Law and Order the other
and I swear to god, I heard someone use the balls.
And I thought to myself, "My God, that Dick Wolf just does
whatever he damn well pleases, he?
Bringing words like into Americas living rooms.
I wonder how like it if I just walked into his living room
and use the balls.
Brian: Uh... I think that would be an entering.
You know,
I am so glad they allowed us to bring Stewie evening.
The show we did we had to leave him at home.
They did'nt babies in the theater.
Brian: Well of course. People wanted to be able to enjoy the
I am a show you lack-witted beetle head! Ugh!
Oh what a night was. My babysitter was a total bitch.
Stewie! Thats very rude.
Especially since your is here tonight.
and gentlemen, Ms. Hailey Duff.
Hailey Duff: Hi Mr. and Mrs.
How are ya, sweetheart?
Lois: So was it really bad babysitting Stewie?
Duff: You want the truth? Well, okay.
So you and Peter left for dinner,
I- No. Wait a minute. tell this story right.

please.