Luyện nghe bài hát Theme Song

Louis: It today, that all you see is violence in movies,
and sex on T.V.
Peter: But where are good old-fashioned values,
on which we to rely?
Brian: It used to be, a big time was elegant as Garbo,
or Lamarr.
Stewie: But now we get whores like Lopez,
you to curl up and die.
Chorus: theres a Family Guy.
Lucky a man who positively can do
all the things make us-
Stewie: and cry!

Chorus: a Family Guy!

Louis: I was young, the songs were fair,
with Johnny Mathis, and Sonny and Cher.
But now we get Justin Timber-homo.
Louis: A heartache all awry!
Brian: The classic films works of arts,
the images were graceful, the were smart.
Stewie: But now we get Revolution,
Im sorry I this doesnt rhyme,
but the hell were you Wachowski Brothers thinking?!
Chorus: Lucky a family guy, lucky theres a fella,
sweeter than vanilla, wholesome as a of-
Stewie: Pie!
Chorus: He's a guy!

Lois: His smiles a delight.
Chris: He me see the boobies on the internet sites.
Peter!
Meg: He bought me my cute hat.
Brian: Yeah we should have a about that.
Chorus: that! And his hat!

He's mastered the comedy arts.
Stewie: He says, "Look out, Hiroshima!" then farts.
(fart effect)
Lois: He's with sexy appeal.
Peter: And best of all my titties are real. a feel!
Brian: No you.
I gave it the office.
Lois: The Brady Bunch has got their and
pretty Laura has Dicky Van Dyke.
But who around here could fill loafers?
Chorus: But here's a happy reply. Lucky there's a guy.
Lucky there's a man who can do all the thing that make us-
Stewie: and Cry!
Chorus: a Family Guy! He's a Family Guy!!!

Oh My! Thank you very much! What a welcome.
Peter: I am gunna buy and every one of you a beer after the show.
Whoa, whoa, whoa! I'm for Christs sake, I'm not serious.
Thats expensive! Look, just the fact that I came up with the
should tell you I'm
I shouldnt actually to spend any money.
Meg: Uh, can we the spotlight down a bit?
Brian: Yeah, it is a bright.
Stewie: You know Brian, I- I noticed something.
that light shining on you from that angle,
you look a lot like Farr.
Yeah, you've told me that before and uh,
it's interesting, because I' thinking you look a lot Britney Spears.
Really?! How so?
Brian: Well, you got that thing going on with your eyes
like Britney does. You where...
You how her eyes are just like a hair too far apart?
Uh, a- a- almost like there was some immediate
surgery should have been done but it was the south,
so they have the medical technology.
Oh, I see.
Mom!
Lois: Yes
Chris: I a wedgie.
Lois: Chris, honey, wait until the intermission. you can fix it.
Well, we got a lot of fun stuff lined up here tonight.
We got music, we got comedy,
we got the scenes crap from the show.
Lois: right! For example, not a lot of people know this,
but in one episode of the show was a flashback of Brian
when he was a puppy. Now, couldnt find a puppy
who enough like him,
so they actually built a dog for the scene,
and the actor of the suit was Raven-Symon,
who was Olivia on the show.
Brian: bit of trivia.
All right, okay, I got one for ya.
You know the sound stage where we shoot Guy
is the same stage where they the Golden Girls
back in the 80s,
Now one of the stage was telling me a- a pretty intense story.
I guess there was one night when they were all to shoot,
and uh, the audience was waiting. And uh, nobody could Bea Arthur.
So everybodys freaking out and uh, one of the producers runs in
and says "Cancel the show tonight. Bea in jail!
Oh My God!
Peter: Yeah. Apparently she had a little too much to
before the show and uh, they found her on the street corner,
exposing her to traffic.
Oh My God!
Meg: Ew! Disgusting!
Can you believe that?
Brian: Wait a minute. How the hell can Bea Arthur a penis?
Eh, special permit.
Stewie: I say, is it with these actors?
perfectly normal people in civilian life
and then come out to Hollywood and just go fucking berserk.
Brian: You gotta your language, kid.
Stewie: Oh, its a record album for sake.
cut loose a bit.
Nipples! Hehe.
Stewie: example.
Although I must say I am amazed at the you can get away with
on television these days. I- I was watching Law and Order the night
and I swear to god, I someone use the word balls.
And I thought to myself, "My God, that- Dick Wolf just does
whatever he damn pleases, doesnt he?
words like balls into Americas living rooms.
I wonder how he'd like it if I just into his living room
and use the balls.
Brian: Uh... I think would be breaking an entering.
You know,
I am so they allowed us to bring Stewie this evening.
The show we did we had to leave him at home.
did'nt allow babies in the theater.
Brian: Well of course. wanted to be able to enjoy the show
Stewie: I am a show you beetle head! Ugh!
Oh what a night was. My babysitter was a total bitch.
Stewie! Thats very rude.
Especially your babysitter is here tonight.
Ladies and gentlemen, Ms. Duff.
Hailey Duff: Hi Mr. and Mrs.
Peter: How are ya,
Lois: So was it really that bad Stewie?
Hailey Duff: You want the Well, okay.
So after you and left for dinner,
I- No. Wait a minute. Lets this story right.

please.