Luyện nghe bài hát Theme Song

Louis: It today, that all you see is violence in movies,
and sex on T.V.
But where are those good old-fashioned values,
on which we to rely?
Brian: It to be, a big time star was elegant as Garbo,
or Lamarr.
Stewie: But now we get whores Jenny Lopez,
you want to up and die.
Lucky theres a Family Guy.
Lucky a man who positively can do
all the things that us-
Laugh and cry!

Chorus: He's a Guy!

Louis: I was young, the songs were fair,
with Johnny Mathis, and Sonny and Cher.
Peter: But now we get Timber-homo.
Louis: A heartache all awry!
Brian: The classic were works of arts,
the images were graceful, the stories smart.
Stewie: But now we get Revolution,
Im I know this doesnt rhyme,
but what the were you Wachowski Brothers thinking?!
Chorus: Lucky theres a family guy, lucky a fella,
sweeter vanilla, wholesome as a piece of-
Apple Pie!
Chorus: He's a guy!

Lois: His smiles a delight.
Chris: He lets me see the boobies on the sites.
Peter!
Meg: He me my cute little hat.
Brian: Yeah we should have a about that.
Chorus: that! And his hat!

He's mastered the comedy arts.
Stewie: He says, "Look out, Hiroshima!" casually farts.
(fart effect)
Lois: He's loaded sexy appeal.
And best of all my titties are real. Have a feel!
Brian: No you.
Stewie: I it the office.
Lois: The Brady has got their Mike and
Laura Petrie has Dicky Van Dyke.
But who around here could those loafers?
Chorus: But here's a reply. Lucky there's a family guy.
Lucky there's a man who positively can do all the that make us-
Stewie: and Cry!
Chorus: He's a Family Guy! a Family Guy!!!

Lois: Oh My! Thank you much! What a welcome.
Peter: I am gunna buy each and one of you a beer after the show.
Whoa, whoa, whoa! I'm for Christs sake, I'm not serious.
Thats expensive! Look, just the fact I came up with the idea
tell you I'm generous;
I actually have to spend any money.
Meg: Uh, can we turn the down a bit?
Brian: Yeah, it is a bright.
Stewie: You know Brian, I- I noticed something.
With that light shining on you that angle,
you look a lot Jamie Farr.
Brian: Yeah, told me that before and uh,
it's interesting, I' thinking you look a lot like Britney Spears.
Really?! How so?
Brian: Well, you- you got that thing going on with your
like Britney does. You where...
You know how her eyes are just like a hair too far
Uh, a- a- almost there was some immediate post-birth
surgery should have been done but it was the south,
so they didn't the medical technology.
Oh, I see.
Mom!
Lois: Yes
I have a wedgie.
Lois: Chris, honey, wait the intermission. Then you can fix it.
Peter: Well, we got a lot of fun lined up here tonight.
We got music, we got comedy,
we got the scenes crap from the show.
Thats right! For example, not a lot of people know this,
but in one episode of the there was a flashback of Brian
he was a puppy. Now, they couldnt find a puppy
who looked like him,
so they actually built a dog for the scene,
and the of inside the suit was Raven-Symon,
who was Olivia on the show.
Fascinating bit of trivia.
All right, okay, I got one for ya.
You know the sound where we shoot Family Guy
is the stage where they shot the Golden Girls
in the 80s, right?
Now one of the stage was telling me a- a pretty intense story.
I there was one night when they were all ready to shoot,
and uh, the was waiting. And uh, nobody could find Bea Arthur.
So everybodys freaking out and uh, then one of the runs in
and says "Cancel the tonight. Bea Arthurs in jail!
Oh My God!
Peter: Yeah. Apparently she had a too much to drink
before the show and uh, found her standing on the street corner,
exposing her to traffic.
Oh My God!
Meg: Ew! Disgusting!
Peter: Can you believe
Brian: Wait a minute. How the hell can Bea Arthur have a
Peter: Eh, permit.
Stewie: I say, what is it these actors?
They're perfectly normal people in life
and then come out to Hollywood and just go fucking berserk.
Brian: You watch your language, kid.
Stewie: Oh, its a album for Gods sake.
Lets cut a bit.
Nipples! Hehe.
Stewie: example.
Although I must say I am amazed at the language you can get with
on television days. I- I was watching Law and Order the other night
and I swear to god, I someone use the word balls.
And I thought to myself, "My God, that- that Dick Wolf just
whatever he well pleases, doesnt he?
Bringing like balls into Americas living rooms.
I wonder how he'd like it if I just walked into his living
and use the balls.
Brian: Uh... I think that be breaking an entering.
You know,
I am so glad they allowed us to bring Stewie evening.
The last show we did we had to him at home.
They did'nt babies in the theater.
Brian: Well of course. People to be able to enjoy the show
Stewie: I am a you lack-witted beetle head! Ugh!
Oh what a night was. My babysitter was a total bitch.
Lois: Stewie! very rude.
Especially since your babysitter is tonight.
Ladies and gentlemen, Ms. Duff.
Hailey Duff: Hi Mr. and Mrs.
Peter: How are ya,
Lois: So was it really that bad Stewie?
Hailey Duff: You want the Well, okay.
So you and Peter left for dinner,
I- No. Wait a minute. tell this story right.

please.