Luyện nghe bài hát Theme Song

Louis: It seems today, all you see is violence in movies,
and sex on T.V.
Peter: But where are those old-fashioned values,
on which we to rely?
Brian: It to be, a big time star was elegant as Garbo,
or Lamarr.
But now we get whores like Jenny Lopez,
you want to up and die.
Lucky theres a Family Guy.
Lucky theres a man who can do
all the that make us-
Stewie: and cry!

Chorus: He's a Guy!

When I was young, the songs were fair,
with Mister Johnny Mathis, and and Cher.
But now we get Justin Timber-homo.
Louis: A all gone awry!
Brian: The classic films were of arts,
the images were graceful, the were smart.
Stewie: But now we get Revolution,
Im I know this doesnt rhyme,
but what the were you Wachowski Brothers thinking?!
Chorus: Lucky theres a family guy, lucky a fella,
sweeter than vanilla, as a piece of-
Apple Pie!
Chorus: a family guy!

His smiles a simple delight.
Chris: He me see the boobies on the internet sites.
Peter!
Meg: He bought me my little hat.
Brian: Yeah we should have a talk that.
About that! And his hat!

Brian: He's the comedy arts.
Stewie: He says, "Look out, Hiroshima!" then farts.
(fart effect)
Lois: He's with sexy appeal.
Peter: And best of all my titties are real. a feel!
No thank you.
Stewie: I it the office.
Lois: The Brady has got their Mike and
pretty Petrie has Dicky Van Dyke.
But who around here fill those loafers?
Chorus: But a happy reply. Lucky there's a family guy.
Lucky there's a man who positively can do all the that make us-
Stewie: and Cry!
Chorus: He's a Family Guy! He's a Guy!!!

Lois: Oh My! Thank you very much! a welcome.
Peter: I am gunna buy each and every one of you a beer the show.
Whoa, whoa, whoa! I'm kidding for sake, I'm not serious.
Thats expensive! Look, just the fact I came up with the idea
should you I'm generous;
I shouldnt actually to spend any money.
Meg: Uh, can we turn the spotlight down a
Brian: Yeah, it is a bright.
Stewie: You Brian, I- I just noticed something.
With that light on you from that angle,
you a lot like Jamie Farr.
Yeah, you've told me that before and uh,
it's interesting, because I' thinking you a lot like Britney Spears.
Really?! How so?
Brian: Well, you- you got that thing going on with eyes
like does. You know where...
You know how her eyes are like a hair too far apart?
Uh, a- a- like there was some immediate post-birth
surgery that should have done but it was the south,
so they have the medical technology.
Oh, I see.
Mom!
Lois: Yes
Chris: I a wedgie.
Lois: Chris, honey, until the intermission. Then you can fix it.
Peter: Well, we got a lot of fun stuff up here tonight.
We got music, we got comedy,
we got behind the scenes crap the show.
Thats right! For example, not a lot of people know this,
but in one episode of the show there was a of Brian
when he was a puppy. Now, they couldnt find a
who enough like him,
so actually built a dog suit for the scene,
and the actor of the suit was Raven-Symon,
who was on the Cosby show.
Fascinating bit of trivia.
All right, okay, I got one for ya.
You know the sound stage where we Family Guy
is the stage where they shot the Golden Girls
in the 80s, right?
Now one of the stage hands was me a- a pretty intense story.
I guess there was one night when they all ready to shoot,
and uh, the audience was waiting. And uh, nobody find Bea Arthur.
So freaking out and uh, then one of the producers runs in
and says "Cancel the show tonight. Bea in jail!
Oh My God!
Peter: Yeah. Apparently she had a too much to drink
before the show and uh, they found her on the street corner,
her penis to traffic.
Oh My God!
Meg: Ew! Disgusting!
Peter: Can you that?
Brian: Wait a minute. How the hell can Bea Arthur a penis?
Eh, special permit.
Stewie: I say, what is it with these
They're perfectly normal people in life
and they come out to Hollywood and just go fucking berserk.
Brian: You gotta your language, kid.
Stewie: Oh, its a record for Gods sake.
cut loose a bit.
Nipples! Hehe.
Stewie: example.
Although I say I am amazed at the language you can get away with
on these days. I- I was watching Law and Order the other night
and I to god, I heard someone use the word balls.
And I thought to myself, "My God, that Dick Wolf just does
whatever he damn well pleases, he?
Bringing words like into Americas living rooms.
I wonder how he'd like it if I walked into his living room
and use the balls.
Brian: Uh... I think would be breaking an entering.
You know,
I am so glad they allowed us to bring Stewie evening.
The show we did we had to leave him at home.
They allow babies in the theater.
Brian: of course. People wanted to be able to enjoy the show
Stewie: I am a you lack-witted beetle head! Ugh!
Oh what a night that was. My babysitter was a bitch.
Lois: Stewie! Thats rude.
Especially since your is here tonight.
and gentlemen, Ms. Hailey Duff.
Hailey Duff: Hi Mr. and Mrs.
Peter: How are ya,
Lois: So was it really that bad Stewie?
Hailey You want the truth? Well, okay.
So you and Peter left for dinner,
I- No. Wait a minute. tell this story right.

please.