Luyện nghe bài hát Theme Song

Louis: It today, that all you see is violence in movies,
and sex on T.V.
Peter: But where are those old-fashioned values,
on which we used to
Brian: It used to be, a big time star was as Garbo,
or Lamarr.
Stewie: But now we get whores Jenny Lopez,
you to curl up and die.
Lucky theres a Family Guy.
Lucky theres a man who can do
all the things make us-
Laugh and cry!

Chorus: He's a Guy!

When I was young, the songs were fair,
with Johnny Mathis, and Sonny and Cher.
Peter: But now we get Timber-homo.
A heartache all gone awry!
Brian: The classic films works of arts,
the images graceful, the stories were smart.
But now we get Matrix Revolution,
Im sorry I know doesnt rhyme,
but what the hell were you Brothers thinking?!
Chorus: theres a family guy, lucky theres a fella,
sweeter vanilla, wholesome as a piece of-
Apple Pie!
Chorus: He's a guy!

Lois: His smiles a delight.
He lets me see the boobies on the internet sites.
Peter!
Meg: He bought me my cute hat.
Brian: Yeah we have a talk about that.
About that! And his hat!

Brian: He's the comedy arts.
He says, "Look out, Hiroshima!" then casually farts.
(fart effect)
Lois: He's with sexy appeal.
Peter: And best of all my titties are real. a feel!
No thank you.
Stewie: I it the office.
Lois: The Brady Bunch has got Mike and
pretty Petrie has Dicky Van Dyke.
But who around here could fill loafers?
Chorus: But here's a happy reply. Lucky there's a guy.
there's a man who positively can do all the thing that make us-
Stewie: and Cry!
Chorus: He's a Family Guy! a Family Guy!!!

Lois: Oh My! Thank you much! What a welcome.
Peter: I am gunna buy each and every one of you a beer the show.
Whoa, whoa, whoa! I'm for Christs sake, I'm not serious.
Thats expensive! Look, just the fact that I came up with the
tell you I'm generous;
I shouldnt actually to spend any money.
Meg: Uh, can we the spotlight down a bit?
Brian: Yeah, it is a bright.
Stewie: You know Brian, I- I noticed something.
With that light on you from that angle,
you a lot like Jamie Farr.
Yeah, you've told me that before and uh,
it's interesting, because I' thinking you look a lot Britney Spears.
Really?! How so?
Brian: Well, you- you got that thing going on your eyes
like Britney does. You where...
You know how her eyes are just a hair too far apart?
Uh, a- a- almost like was some immediate post-birth
surgery should have been done but it was the south,
so they didn't the medical technology.
Oh, I see.
Mom!
Lois: Yes
Chris: I a wedgie.
Lois: Chris, honey, until the intermission. Then you can fix it.
Peter: Well, we got a lot of fun stuff lined up tonight.
We got music, we got comedy,
we got behind the scenes from the show.
Lois: Thats right! For example, not a lot of people this,
but in one episode of the show there was a of Brian
when he was a puppy. Now, they couldnt a puppy
who enough like him,
so they built a dog suit for the scene,
and the of inside the suit was Raven-Symon,
who was Olivia on the show.
Fascinating bit of trivia.
All right, okay, I got one for ya.
You know the sound where we shoot Family Guy
is the same stage where shot the Golden Girls
in the 80s, right?
Now one of the stage hands was telling me a- a pretty story.
I guess there was one night when they all ready to shoot,
and uh, the was waiting. And uh, nobody could find Bea Arthur.
So freaking out and uh, then one of the producers runs in
and says "Cancel the tonight. Bea Arthurs in jail!
Oh My God!
Peter: Yeah. Apparently she had a little too to drink
before the show and uh, found her standing on the street corner,
exposing her to traffic.
Oh My God!
Meg: Ew! Disgusting!
Peter: Can you that?
Brian: a minute. How the hell can Bea Arthur have a penis?
Eh, special permit.
Stewie: I say, what is it with actors?
They're perfectly normal in civilian life
and then they come out to Hollywood and go fucking berserk.
Brian: You watch your language, kid.
Stewie: Oh, its a record for Gods sake.
Lets cut a bit.
Nipples! Hehe.
Stewie: example.
Although I say I am amazed at the language you can get away with
on these days. I- I was watching Law and Order the other night
and I swear to god, I someone use the word balls.
And I thought to myself, "My God, that- that Dick Wolf does
whatever he well pleases, doesnt he?
Bringing words like balls into Americas rooms.
I wonder how he'd like it if I just walked into his living
and use the balls.
Brian: Uh... I that would be breaking an entering.
You know,
I am so glad they allowed us to Stewie this evening.
The show we did we had to leave him at home.
They allow babies in the theater.
Brian: Well of course. People to be able to enjoy the show
Stewie: I am a you lack-witted beetle head! Ugh!
Oh what a that was. My babysitter was a total bitch.
Stewie! Thats very rude.
Especially since your babysitter is tonight.
and gentlemen, Ms. Hailey Duff.
Hailey Duff: Hi Mr. and Mrs.
Peter: How are ya,
So was it really that bad babysitting Stewie?
Hailey Duff: You the truth? Well, okay.
So after you and Peter for dinner,
I- No. a minute. Lets tell this story right.

please.