Luyện nghe bài hát Theme Song

Louis: It today, that all you see is violence in movies,
and sex on T.V.
Peter: But where are those old-fashioned values,
on we used to rely?
It used to be, a big time star was elegant as Garbo,
or Lamarr.
Stewie: But now we get whores Jenny Lopez,
you want to up and die.
Lucky theres a Family Guy.
Lucky a man who positively can do
all the things make us-
Laugh and cry!

Chorus: He's a Guy!

Louis: When I was young, the were fair,
with Mister Mathis, and Sonny and Cher.
Peter: But now we get Timber-homo.
Louis: A all gone awry!
Brian: The films were works of arts,
the images were graceful, the stories smart.
But now we get Matrix Revolution,
Im sorry I know this rhyme,
but the hell were you Wachowski Brothers thinking?!
Chorus: Lucky theres a family guy, theres a fella,
sweeter than vanilla, as a piece of-
Stewie: Pie!
He's a family guy!

Lois: His smiles a delight.
Chris: He lets me see the on the internet sites.
Peter!
Meg: He bought me my cute hat.
Brian: Yeah we should have a about that.
About that! And his hat!

Brian: mastered the comedy arts.
Stewie: He says, "Look out, Hiroshima!" casually farts.
(fart effect)
Lois: loaded with sexy appeal.
Peter: And best of all my titties are real. a feel!
Brian: No you.
I gave it the office.
Lois: The Brady Bunch has got their and
pretty Laura has Dicky Van Dyke.
But who around here could those loafers?
Chorus: But here's a happy reply. there's a family guy.
Lucky there's a man who can do all the thing that make us-
Stewie: and Cry!
Chorus: He's a Guy! He's a Family Guy!!!

Lois: Oh My! Thank you much! What a welcome.
Peter: I am gunna buy and every one of you a beer after the show.
Whoa, whoa, whoa! I'm kidding for sake, I'm not serious.
Thats expensive! Look, just the fact that I up with the idea
tell you I'm generous;
I shouldnt actually have to any money.
Meg: Uh, can we turn the spotlight a bit?
Brian: Yeah, it is a bright.
Stewie: You Brian, I- I just noticed something.
that light shining on you from that angle,
you a lot like Jamie Farr.
Brian: Yeah, you've told me before and uh,
it's interesting, I' thinking you look a lot like Britney Spears.
Really?! How so?
Brian: Well, you- you got that thing going on with your
like does. You know where...
You know how her are just like a hair too far apart?
Uh, a- a- almost there was some immediate post-birth
surgery should have been done but it was the south,
so they have the medical technology.
Oh, I see.
Mom!
Lois: Yes
I have a wedgie.
Lois: Chris, honey, wait the intermission. Then you can fix it.
Well, we got a lot of fun stuff lined up here tonight.
We got music, we got comedy,
we got behind the scenes from the show.
Lois: right! For example, not a lot of people know this,
but in one episode of the show there was a flashback of
when he was a puppy. Now, they couldnt a puppy
who looked like him,
so they actually a dog suit for the scene,
and the actor of the suit was Raven-Symon,
who was on the Cosby show.
Fascinating bit of trivia.
All right, okay, I got one for ya.
You know the sound stage where we Family Guy
is the same stage where they shot the Girls
in the 80s, right?
Now one of the stage was telling me a- a pretty intense story.
I there was one night when they were all ready to shoot,
and uh, the was waiting. And uh, nobody could find Bea Arthur.
So everybodys freaking out and uh, then one of the producers in
and says "Cancel the tonight. Bea Arthurs in jail!
Oh My God!
Peter: Yeah. Apparently she had a little too much to
before the show and uh, they her standing on the street corner,
her penis to traffic.
Oh My God!
Meg: Ew! Disgusting!
Peter: Can you that?
Brian: a minute. How the hell can Bea Arthur have a penis?
Eh, special permit.
Stewie: I say, what is it with these
They're perfectly people in civilian life
and then come out to Hollywood and just go fucking berserk.
You gotta watch your language, kid.
Stewie: Oh, its a record for Gods sake.
Lets cut a bit.
Nipples! Hehe.
Stewie: example.
Although I must say I am amazed at the language you can get with
on television these days. I- I was watching Law and Order the night
and I to god, I heard someone use the word balls.
And I thought to myself, "My God, that- that Wolf just does
whatever he damn pleases, doesnt he?
Bringing like balls into Americas living rooms.
I wonder how he'd it if I just walked into his living room
and use the balls.
Uh... I think that would be breaking an entering.
You know,
I am so glad allowed us to bring Stewie this evening.
The last show we did we had to him at home.
They allow babies in the theater.
Brian: Well of course. People wanted to be to enjoy the show
I am a show you lack-witted beetle head! Ugh!
Oh what a night was. My babysitter was a total bitch.
Stewie! Thats very rude.
Especially since your babysitter is tonight.
and gentlemen, Ms. Hailey Duff.
Hailey Duff: Hi Mr. and Mrs.
Peter: How are ya,
Lois: So was it really that bad Stewie?
Hailey Duff: You the truth? Well, okay.
So after you and Peter for dinner,
I- No. Wait a minute. Lets this story right.

please.