Luyện nghe bài hát Theme Song

Louis: It today, that all you see is violence in movies,
and sex on T.V.
Peter: But are those good old-fashioned values,
on which we used to
Brian: It used to be, a big time star was as Garbo,
or Lamarr.
Stewie: But now we get whores Jenny Lopez,
you want to up and die.
Chorus: Lucky theres a Guy.
Lucky a man who positively can do
all the things that us-
Laugh and cry!

Chorus: a Family Guy!

When I was young, the songs were fair,
with Johnny Mathis, and Sonny and Cher.
Peter: But now we get Timber-homo.
Louis: A heartache all awry!
Brian: The classic were works of arts,
the images graceful, the stories were smart.
Stewie: But now we get Revolution,
Im sorry I this doesnt rhyme,
but the hell were you Wachowski Brothers thinking?!
Chorus: Lucky theres a family guy, lucky a fella,
sweeter than vanilla, wholesome as a of-
Apple Pie!
Chorus: a family guy!

Lois: His a simple delight.
Chris: He lets me see the on the internet sites.
Peter!
Meg: He bought me my little hat.
Brian: Yeah we have a talk about that.
Chorus: that! And his hat!

He's mastered the comedy arts.
Stewie: He says, "Look out, Hiroshima!" casually farts.
(fart effect)
Lois: He's loaded sexy appeal.
Peter: And best of all my are real. Have a feel!
Brian: No you.
Stewie: I it the office.
Lois: The Bunch has got their Mike and
pretty Laura has Dicky Van Dyke.
But who around here could fill those
Chorus: But here's a happy reply. Lucky there's a guy.
Lucky a man who positively can do all the thing that make us-
Stewie: and Cry!
Chorus: He's a Family Guy! a Family Guy!!!

Lois: Oh My! you very much! What a welcome.
Peter: I am gunna buy and every one of you a beer after the show.
Whoa, whoa, whoa! I'm kidding for sake, I'm not serious.
expensive! Look, just the fact that I came up with the idea
should you I'm generous;
I shouldnt have to spend any money.
Meg: Uh, can we turn the spotlight down a
Yeah, it is a little bright.
Stewie: You know Brian, I- I just something.
With that light on you from that angle,
you look a lot Jamie Farr.
Brian: Yeah, you've told me that and uh,
it's interesting, because I' you look a lot like Britney Spears.
Really?! How so?
Brian: Well, you- you got that thing going on with your
Britney does. You know where...
You know how her eyes are just like a too far apart?
Uh, a- a- almost like there was immediate post-birth
surgery should have been done but it was the south,
so didn't have the medical technology.
Oh, I see.
Mom!
Lois: Yes
Chris: I a wedgie.
Chris, honey, wait until the intermission. Then you can fix it.
Peter: Well, we got a lot of fun stuff up here tonight.
We got music, we got comedy,
we got behind the scenes crap the show.
Thats right! For example, not a lot of people know this,
but in one of the show there was a flashback of Brian
when he was a puppy. Now, they couldnt find a
who enough like him,
so they actually built a dog for the scene,
and the actor of the suit was Raven-Symon,
who was Olivia on the show.
Fascinating bit of trivia.
All right, okay, I got one for ya.
You know the stage where we shoot Family Guy
is the same stage they shot the Golden Girls
back in the 80s,
Now one of the hands was telling me a- a pretty intense story.
I guess there was one when they were all ready to shoot,
and uh, the audience was waiting. And uh, could find Bea Arthur.
So everybodys freaking out and uh, one of the producers runs in
and "Cancel the show tonight. Bea Arthurs in jail!
Oh My God!
Peter: Yeah. Apparently she had a little too much to
before the show and uh, they found her on the street corner,
her penis to traffic.
Oh My God!
Meg: Ew! Disgusting!
Can you believe that?
Brian: Wait a minute. How the hell can Bea Arthur have a
Peter: Eh, permit.
I say, what is it with these actors?
They're perfectly normal people in life
and then come out to Hollywood and just go fucking berserk.
Brian: You gotta your language, kid.
Oh, its a record album for Gods sake.
Lets cut a bit.
Nipples! Hehe.
Stewie: example.
Although I must say I am amazed at the you can get away with
on television these days. I- I was watching Law and Order the other
and I to god, I heard someone use the word balls.
And I thought to myself, "My God, that- that Wolf just does
whatever he damn pleases, doesnt he?
Bringing words like balls Americas living rooms.
I wonder how he'd like it if I just walked into his room
and use the balls.
Uh... I think that would be breaking an entering.
You know,
I am so glad they us to bring Stewie this evening.
The show we did we had to leave him at home.
did'nt allow babies in the theater.
Brian: of course. People wanted to be able to enjoy the show
Stewie: I am a show you lack-witted head! Ugh!
Oh a night that was. My babysitter was a total bitch.
Lois: Stewie! Thats rude.
Especially your babysitter is here tonight.
and gentlemen, Ms. Hailey Duff.
Hailey Duff: Hi Mr. and Mrs.
Peter: How are ya,
Lois: So was it really that bad Stewie?
Hailey Duff: You want the Well, okay.
So after you and Peter for dinner,
I- No. Wait a minute. Lets tell story right.

please.