Luyện nghe bài hát Theme Song

Louis: It seems today, that all you see is in movies,
and sex on T.V.
Peter: But where are those good values,
on which we used to
It used to be, a big time star was elegant as Garbo,
or Lamarr.
But now we get whores like Jenny Lopez,
you want to up and die.
Chorus: theres a Family Guy.
theres a man who positively can do
all the that make us-
Stewie: and cry!

Chorus: He's a Guy!

Louis: When I was young, the songs fair,
with Johnny Mathis, and Sonny and Cher.
But now we get Justin Timber-homo.
Louis: A all gone awry!
Brian: The classic films works of arts,
the images were graceful, the were smart.
Stewie: But now we get Revolution,
Im sorry I know this rhyme,
but what the hell you Wachowski Brothers thinking?!
Chorus: Lucky theres a family guy, lucky a fella,
sweeter vanilla, wholesome as a piece of-
Stewie: Pie!
He's a family guy!

Lois: His a simple delight.
Chris: He lets me see the on the internet sites.
Peter!
Meg: He bought me my cute hat.
Yeah we should have a talk about that.
Chorus: that! And his hat!

Brian: He's the comedy arts.
Stewie: He says, "Look out, Hiroshima!" casually farts.
(fart effect)
Lois: He's loaded with appeal.
Peter: And of all my titties are real. Have a feel!
No thank you.
Stewie: I it the office.
Lois: The Brady Bunch has got Mike and
Laura Petrie has Dicky Van Dyke.
But who around could fill those loafers?
But here's a happy reply. Lucky there's a family guy.
Lucky a man who positively can do all the thing that make us-
Stewie: and Cry!
Chorus: He's a Family Guy! He's a Guy!!!

Lois: Oh My! you very much! What a welcome.
Peter: I am gunna buy each and every one of you a after the show.
Whoa, whoa, whoa! I'm kidding for sake, I'm not serious.
Thats expensive! Look, just the fact that I came up with the
tell you I'm generous;
I shouldnt have to spend any money.
Meg: Uh, can we turn the down a bit?
Yeah, it is a little bright.
Stewie: You know Brian, I- I just something.
With that light shining on you that angle,
you a lot like Jamie Farr.
Yeah, you've told me that before and uh,
it's interesting, because I' thinking you look a lot Britney Spears.
Really?! How so?
Brian: Well, you- you got that thing going on with your
like does. You know where...
You know how her eyes are like a hair too far apart?
Uh, a- a- almost like there was some post-birth
surgery that should have done but it was the south,
so didn't have the medical technology.
Oh, I see.
Mom!
Lois: Yes
I have a wedgie.
Lois: Chris, honey, until the intermission. Then you can fix it.
Peter: Well, we got a lot of fun lined up here tonight.
We got music, we got comedy,
we got behind the crap from the show.
Lois: Thats right! For example, not a lot of people this,
but in one episode of the show was a flashback of Brian
when he was a puppy. Now, couldnt find a puppy
who enough like him,
so actually built a dog suit for the scene,
and the actor of inside the was Raven-Symon,
who was Olivia on the show.
Brian: bit of trivia.
All right, okay, I got one for ya.
You know the sound stage where we Family Guy
is the same where they shot the Golden Girls
back in the 80s,
Now one of the stage was telling me a- a pretty intense story.
I guess there was one night they were all ready to shoot,
and uh, the audience was waiting. And uh, nobody could Bea Arthur.
So everybodys freaking out and uh, then one of the runs in
and says "Cancel the show tonight. Bea in jail!
Oh My God!
Peter: Yeah. Apparently she had a too much to drink
before the show and uh, they found her on the street corner,
her penis to traffic.
Oh My God!
Meg: Ew! Disgusting!
Can you believe that?
Brian: a minute. How the hell can Bea Arthur have a penis?
Peter: Eh, permit.
Stewie: I say, is it with these actors?
They're perfectly normal people in civilian
and then they come out to and just go fucking berserk.
Brian: You watch your language, kid.
Oh, its a record album for Gods sake.
Lets cut a bit.
Nipples! Hehe.
Stewie: example.
Although I must say I am amazed at the language you can get with
on television days. I- I was watching Law and Order the other night
and I swear to god, I someone use the word balls.
And I thought to myself, "My God, that- that Dick Wolf just
whatever he damn well pleases, he?
Bringing words like into Americas living rooms.
I how he'd like it if I just walked into his living room
and use the balls.
Uh... I think that would be breaking an entering.
You know,
I am so glad allowed us to bring Stewie this evening.
The last show we did we had to him at home.
They did'nt babies in the theater.
Brian: of course. People wanted to be able to enjoy the show
Stewie: I am a show you lack-witted head! Ugh!
Oh what a night that was. My was a total bitch.
Lois: Stewie! Thats rude.
Especially since your is here tonight.
and gentlemen, Ms. Hailey Duff.
Hailey Duff: Hi Mr. and Mrs.
Peter: How are ya,
Lois: So was it that bad babysitting Stewie?
Hailey Duff: You the truth? Well, okay.
So after you and Peter for dinner,
I- No. Wait a minute. Lets this story right.

please.