Luyện nghe bài hát Theme Song

Louis: It seems today, that all you see is in movies,
and sex on T.V.
But where are those good old-fashioned values,
on we used to rely?
It used to be, a big time star was elegant as Garbo,
or Lamarr.
Stewie: But now we get whores Jenny Lopez,
you to curl up and die.
Chorus: Lucky theres a Guy.
Lucky a man who positively can do
all the things that us-
Laugh and cry!

Chorus: a Family Guy!

Louis: When I was young, the songs fair,
with Mister Mathis, and Sonny and Cher.
But now we get Justin Timber-homo.
Louis: A all gone awry!
Brian: The films were works of arts,
the images were graceful, the were smart.
But now we get Matrix Revolution,
Im sorry I know doesnt rhyme,
but the hell were you Wachowski Brothers thinking?!
Chorus: Lucky theres a guy, lucky theres a fella,
sweeter than vanilla, wholesome as a of-
Apple Pie!
Chorus: a family guy!

Lois: His smiles a delight.
Chris: He lets me see the boobies on the sites.
Peter!
Meg: He bought me my little hat.
Brian: Yeah we should have a about that.
About that! And his hat!

Brian: mastered the comedy arts.
Stewie: He says, "Look out, Hiroshima!" casually farts.
(fart effect)
Lois: He's loaded with appeal.
Peter: And best of all my are real. Have a feel!
Brian: No you.
I gave it the office.
Lois: The Bunch has got their Mike and
pretty Petrie has Dicky Van Dyke.
But who around here could fill those
Chorus: But here's a happy reply. there's a family guy.
Lucky there's a man who positively can do all the that make us-
Laugh and Cry!
Chorus: He's a Family Guy! He's a Guy!!!

Lois: Oh My! Thank you very much! a welcome.
I am gunna buy each and every one of you a beer after the show.
Whoa, whoa, whoa! I'm for Christs sake, I'm not serious.
Thats expensive! Look, just the fact that I came up with the
should you I'm generous;
I shouldnt actually have to any money.
Meg: Uh, can we turn the spotlight down a
Brian: Yeah, it is a bright.
Stewie: You Brian, I- I just noticed something.
With that shining on you from that angle,
you look a lot like Farr.
Yeah, you've told me that before and uh,
it's interesting, because I' thinking you a lot like Britney Spears.
Really?! How so?
Brian: Well, you- you got that going on with your eyes
like Britney does. You where...
You know how her eyes are just a hair too far apart?
Uh, a- a- almost like there was some immediate
that should have been done but it was the south,
so they didn't have the technology.
Oh, I see.
Mom!
Lois: Yes
I have a wedgie.
Lois: Chris, honey, until the intermission. Then you can fix it.
Peter: Well, we got a lot of fun stuff lined up tonight.
We got music, we got comedy,
we got behind the scenes from the show.
Lois: right! For example, not a lot of people know this,
but in one of the show there was a flashback of Brian
he was a puppy. Now, they couldnt find a puppy
who enough like him,
so they actually a dog suit for the scene,
and the actor of inside the was Raven-Symon,
who was Olivia on the show.
Brian: bit of trivia.
All right, okay, I got one for ya.
You know the sound stage where we shoot Guy
is the same where they shot the Golden Girls
back in the 80s,
Now one of the stage hands was telling me a- a pretty story.
I guess there was one when they were all ready to shoot,
and uh, the audience was waiting. And uh, could find Bea Arthur.
So everybodys freaking out and uh, one of the producers runs in
and says "Cancel the show tonight. Bea in jail!
Oh My God!
Peter: Yeah. Apparently she had a little too much to
before the show and uh, found her standing on the street corner,
her penis to traffic.
Oh My God!
Meg: Ew! Disgusting!
Peter: Can you believe
Brian: Wait a minute. How the hell can Bea Arthur a penis?
Peter: Eh, permit.
Stewie: I say, what is it with these
They're normal people in civilian life
and then they come out to Hollywood and just go berserk.
Brian: You gotta watch language, kid.
Oh, its a record album for Gods sake.
Lets cut a bit.
Nipples! Hehe.
Stewie: example.
Although I must say I am amazed at the language you can get away
on these days. I- I was watching Law and Order the other night
and I to god, I heard someone use the word balls.
And I thought to myself, "My God, that- that Dick Wolf does
whatever he well pleases, doesnt he?
Bringing words like balls Americas living rooms.
I wonder how he'd like it if I walked into his living room
and use the balls.
Brian: Uh... I think would be breaking an entering.
You know,
I am so glad they us to bring Stewie this evening.
The last show we did we had to him at home.
They did'nt allow in the theater.
Brian: of course. People wanted to be able to enjoy the show
Stewie: I am a show you beetle head! Ugh!
Oh what a night that was. My babysitter was a bitch.
Stewie! Thats very rude.
Especially your babysitter is here tonight.
Ladies and gentlemen, Ms. Duff.
Duff: Hi Mr. and Mrs. Griffin
Peter: How are ya,
So was it really that bad babysitting Stewie?
Hailey You want the truth? Well, okay.
So you and Peter left for dinner,
I- No. a minute. Lets tell this story right.

please.