Luyện nghe bài hát Theme Song

Louis: It seems today, all you see is violence in movies,
and sex on T.V.
Peter: But where are good old-fashioned values,
on which we to rely?
Brian: It used to be, a big star was elegant as Garbo,
or Lamarr.
Stewie: But now we get like Jenny Lopez,
you to curl up and die.
Chorus: theres a Family Guy.
theres a man who positively can do
all the that make us-
Stewie: and cry!

Chorus: He's a Guy!

When I was young, the songs were fair,
with Johnny Mathis, and Sonny and Cher.
Peter: But now we get Timber-homo.
Louis: A all gone awry!
Brian: The classic films were of arts,
the were graceful, the stories were smart.
Stewie: But now we get Revolution,
Im sorry I know doesnt rhyme,
but what the hell were you Wachowski thinking?!
Lucky theres a family guy, lucky theres a fella,
sweeter vanilla, wholesome as a piece of-
Apple Pie!
Chorus: He's a guy!

Lois: His smiles a delight.
Chris: He me see the boobies on the internet sites.
Peter!
Meg: He me my cute little hat.
Brian: Yeah we have a talk about that.
Chorus: that! And his hat!

He's mastered the comedy arts.
Stewie: He says, "Look out, Hiroshima!" then farts.
(fart effect)
He's loaded with sexy appeal.
Peter: And best of all my are real. Have a feel!
Brian: No you.
Stewie: I it the office.
Lois: The Brady has got their Mike and
Laura Petrie has Dicky Van Dyke.
But who around could fill those loafers?
Chorus: But here's a happy reply. Lucky a family guy.
there's a man who positively can do all the thing that make us-
Stewie: and Cry!
Chorus: He's a Guy! He's a Family Guy!!!

Lois: Oh My! you very much! What a welcome.
Peter: I am gunna buy each and every one of you a after the show.
Whoa, whoa, whoa! I'm for Christs sake, I'm not serious.
expensive! Look, just the fact that I came up with the idea
should you I'm generous;
I shouldnt actually to spend any money.
Uh, can we turn the spotlight down a bit?
Brian: Yeah, it is a bright.
You know Brian, I- I just noticed something.
With light shining on you from that angle,
you look a lot like Farr.
Brian: Yeah, you've told me that and uh,
interesting, because I' thinking you look a lot like Britney Spears.
Really?! How so?
Brian: Well, you- you got that thing going on with eyes
Britney does. You know where...
You know how her eyes are just like a hair too far
Uh, a- a- almost like there was immediate post-birth
surgery that should have been but it was the south,
so they didn't have the technology.
Oh, I see.
Mom!
Lois: Yes
I have a wedgie.
Lois: Chris, honey, wait until the intermission. you can fix it.
Peter: Well, we got a lot of fun stuff up here tonight.
We got music, we got comedy,
we got behind the scenes from the show.
Lois: Thats right! For example, not a lot of people this,
but in one of the show there was a flashback of Brian
when he was a puppy. Now, couldnt find a puppy
who looked like him,
so actually built a dog suit for the scene,
and the actor of the suit was Raven-Symon,
who was Olivia on the show.
Brian: bit of trivia.
All right, okay, I got one for ya.
You the sound stage where we shoot Family Guy
is the same where they shot the Golden Girls
in the 80s, right?
Now one of the hands was telling me a- a pretty intense story.
I guess there was one night when they all ready to shoot,
and uh, the audience was waiting. And uh, nobody could Bea Arthur.
So everybodys freaking out and uh, then one of the runs in
and "Cancel the show tonight. Bea Arthurs in jail!
Oh My God!
Peter: Yeah. Apparently she had a too much to drink
before the show and uh, they found her on the street corner,
her penis to traffic.
Oh My God!
Meg: Ew! Disgusting!
Can you believe that?
Brian: Wait a minute. How the hell can Bea have a penis?
Peter: Eh, permit.
Stewie: I say, what is it these actors?
perfectly normal people in civilian life
and then come out to Hollywood and just go fucking berserk.
Brian: You watch your language, kid.
Oh, its a record album for Gods sake.
Lets cut a bit.
Nipples! Hehe.
Stewie: example.
Although I must say I am amazed at the language you can get with
on television these days. I- I was watching Law and the other night
and I swear to god, I heard use the word balls.
And I thought to myself, "My God, that- that Dick Wolf does
whatever he well pleases, doesnt he?
words like balls into Americas living rooms.
I wonder how like it if I just walked into his living room
and use the balls.
Uh... I think that would be breaking an entering.
You know,
I am so glad allowed us to bring Stewie this evening.
The last we did we had to leave him at home.
They did'nt babies in the theater.
Brian: Well of course. People wanted to be to enjoy the show
Stewie: I am a you lack-witted beetle head! Ugh!
Oh what a night that was. My babysitter was a bitch.
Lois: Stewie! very rude.
Especially since babysitter is here tonight.
and gentlemen, Ms. Hailey Duff.
Hailey Duff: Hi Mr. and Mrs.
How are ya, sweetheart?
Lois: So was it really that bad babysitting
Hailey Duff: You want the Well, okay.
So after you and Peter for dinner,
I- No. Wait a minute. tell this story right.

please.