Luyện nghe bài hát Theme Song

Louis: It today, that all you see is violence in movies,
and sex on T.V.
But where are those good old-fashioned values,
on which we to rely?
Brian: It to be, a big time star was elegant as Garbo,
or Lamarr.
Stewie: But now we get like Jenny Lopez,
you want to up and die.
Chorus: theres a Family Guy.
Lucky theres a man who can do
all the things that us-
Laugh and cry!

Chorus: a Family Guy!

Louis: I was young, the songs were fair,
with Mister Mathis, and Sonny and Cher.
Peter: But now we get Timber-homo.
Louis: A all gone awry!
Brian: The classic were works of arts,
the were graceful, the stories were smart.
But now we get Matrix Revolution,
Im sorry I know doesnt rhyme,
but what the hell were you Wachowski thinking?!
Chorus: Lucky a family guy, lucky theres a fella,
sweeter vanilla, wholesome as a piece of-
Stewie: Pie!
Chorus: a family guy!

Lois: His a simple delight.
He lets me see the boobies on the internet sites.
Peter!
Meg: He bought me my little hat.
Brian: Yeah we have a talk about that.
About that! And his hat!

Brian: He's the comedy arts.
He says, "Look out, Hiroshima!" then casually farts.
(fart effect)
He's loaded with sexy appeal.
Peter: And of all my titties are real. Have a feel!
No thank you.
Stewie: I it the office.
Lois: The Brady Bunch has got their and
pretty Laura has Dicky Van Dyke.
But who around here could fill those
Chorus: But a happy reply. Lucky there's a family guy.
Lucky there's a man who positively can do all the that make us-
Stewie: and Cry!
Chorus: a Family Guy! He's a Family Guy!!!

Lois: Oh My! Thank you much! What a welcome.
Peter: I am gunna buy each and every one of you a beer the show.
Whoa, whoa, whoa! I'm kidding for sake, I'm not serious.
Thats expensive! Look, just the fact that I up with the idea
should you I'm generous;
I shouldnt have to spend any money.
Meg: Uh, can we turn the down a bit?
Yeah, it is a little bright.
Stewie: You know Brian, I- I just something.
With that light shining on you from angle,
you look a lot Jamie Farr.
Brian: Yeah, you've me that before and uh,
it's interesting, because I' thinking you a lot like Britney Spears.
Really?! How so?
Brian: Well, you- you got that thing going on with your
Britney does. You know where...
You know how her eyes are just like a too far apart?
Uh, a- a- almost like was some immediate post-birth
surgery that have been done but it was the south,
so they have the medical technology.
Oh, I see.
Mom!
Lois: Yes
Chris: I a wedgie.
Lois: Chris, honey, wait until the intermission. you can fix it.
Peter: Well, we got a lot of fun lined up here tonight.
We got music, we got comedy,
we got behind the crap from the show.
Lois: Thats right! For example, not a lot of know this,
but in one of the show there was a flashback of Brian
when he was a puppy. Now, they couldnt find a
who looked like him,
so actually built a dog suit for the scene,
and the actor of the suit was Raven-Symon,
who was on the Cosby show.
Fascinating bit of trivia.
All right, okay, I got one for ya.
You know the sound where we shoot Family Guy
is the same stage they shot the Golden Girls
in the 80s, right?
Now one of the stage hands was telling me a- a intense story.
I guess there was one night they were all ready to shoot,
and uh, the audience was waiting. And uh, nobody could Bea Arthur.
So everybodys freaking out and uh, then one of the producers in
and "Cancel the show tonight. Bea Arthurs in jail!
Oh My God!
Peter: Yeah. Apparently she had a little too much to
before the show and uh, found her standing on the street corner,
her penis to traffic.
Oh My God!
Meg: Ew! Disgusting!
Peter: Can you that?
Brian: Wait a minute. How the hell can Bea Arthur have a
Peter: Eh, permit.
Stewie: I say, what is it with actors?
They're perfectly people in civilian life
and then they come out to Hollywood and go fucking berserk.
Brian: You gotta watch language, kid.
Stewie: Oh, its a record for Gods sake.
cut loose a bit.
Nipples! Hehe.
Stewie: example.
Although I must say I am amazed at the language you can get with
on television these days. I- I was Law and Order the other night
and I swear to god, I someone use the word balls.
And I thought to myself, "My God, that- that Dick Wolf just
he damn well pleases, doesnt he?
Bringing words like into Americas living rooms.
I wonder how he'd it if I just walked into his living room
and use the balls.
Brian: Uh... I think would be breaking an entering.
You know,
I am so glad they allowed us to Stewie this evening.
The show we did we had to leave him at home.
They did'nt babies in the theater.
Brian: Well of course. People to be able to enjoy the show
I am a show you lack-witted beetle head! Ugh!
Oh what a that was. My babysitter was a total bitch.
Lois: Stewie! Thats rude.
Especially your babysitter is here tonight.
and gentlemen, Ms. Hailey Duff.
Hailey Duff: Hi Mr. and Mrs.
How are ya, sweetheart?
Lois: So was it really that bad Stewie?
Hailey Duff: You the truth? Well, okay.
So you and Peter left for dinner,
I- No. Wait a minute. Lets tell story right.

please.