Luyện nghe bài hát Theme Song

Louis: It seems today, that all you see is in movies,
and sex on T.V.
But where are those good old-fashioned values,
on which we to rely?
It used to be, a big time star was elegant as Garbo,
or Lamarr.
Stewie: But now we get whores Jenny Lopez,
you to curl up and die.
Lucky theres a Family Guy.
Lucky theres a man who can do
all the things that us-
Stewie: and cry!

Chorus: He's a Guy!

Louis: When I was young, the were fair,
Mister Johnny Mathis, and Sonny and Cher.
Peter: But now we get Timber-homo.
A heartache all gone awry!
Brian: The films were works of arts,
the were graceful, the stories were smart.
But now we get Matrix Revolution,
Im sorry I know this rhyme,
but what the hell you Wachowski Brothers thinking?!
Lucky theres a family guy, lucky theres a fella,
sweeter than vanilla, wholesome as a of-
Stewie: Pie!
Chorus: a family guy!

Lois: His a simple delight.
He lets me see the boobies on the internet sites.
Peter!
Meg: He bought me my cute hat.
Brian: Yeah we should have a about that.
About that! And his hat!

Brian: He's mastered the arts.
Stewie: He says, "Look out, Hiroshima!" casually farts.
(fart effect)
Lois: loaded with sexy appeal.
Peter: And best of all my titties are real. a feel!
Brian: No you.
I gave it the office.
Lois: The Brady Bunch has got their and
Laura Petrie has Dicky Van Dyke.
But who around could fill those loafers?
Chorus: But here's a reply. Lucky there's a family guy.
Lucky there's a man who positively can do all the thing make us-
Stewie: and Cry!
Chorus: He's a Family Guy! He's a Guy!!!

Lois: Oh My! you very much! What a welcome.
Peter: I am gunna buy each and one of you a beer after the show.
Whoa, whoa, whoa! I'm for Christs sake, I'm not serious.
Thats expensive! Look, just the that I came up with the idea
tell you I'm generous;
I shouldnt actually to spend any money.
Uh, can we turn the spotlight down a bit?
Brian: Yeah, it is a bright.
Stewie: You know Brian, I- I noticed something.
that light shining on you from that angle,
you look a lot Jamie Farr.
Yeah, you've told me that before and uh,
it's interesting, because I' thinking you a lot like Britney Spears.
Really?! How so?
Brian: Well, you- you got that thing going on with your
like does. You know where...
You know how her are just like a hair too far apart?
Uh, a- a- almost like there was some post-birth
surgery should have been done but it was the south,
so didn't have the medical technology.
Oh, I see.
Mom!
Lois: Yes
Chris: I a wedgie.
Lois: Chris, honey, wait until the intermission. you can fix it.
Well, we got a lot of fun stuff lined up here tonight.
We got music, we got comedy,
we got behind the scenes from the show.
Thats right! For example, not a lot of people know this,
but in one episode of the show there was a of Brian
when he was a puppy. Now, couldnt find a puppy
who looked enough him,
so actually built a dog suit for the scene,
and the actor of the suit was Raven-Symon,
who was on the Cosby show.
Brian: bit of trivia.
All right, okay, I got one for ya.
You know the sound stage we shoot Family Guy
is the stage where they shot the Golden Girls
in the 80s, right?
Now one of the stage hands was me a- a pretty intense story.
I guess there was one night they were all ready to shoot,
and uh, the audience was waiting. And uh, could find Bea Arthur.
So everybodys freaking out and uh, one of the producers runs in
and "Cancel the show tonight. Bea Arthurs in jail!
Oh My God!
Peter: Yeah. she had a little too much to drink
before the show and uh, they found her standing on the corner,
her penis to traffic.
Oh My God!
Meg: Ew! Disgusting!
Can you believe that?
Brian: Wait a minute. How the hell can Bea Arthur a penis?
Peter: Eh, permit.
I say, what is it with these actors?
They're perfectly normal people in civilian
and then they come out to Hollywood and just go berserk.
Brian: You gotta your language, kid.
Stewie: Oh, its a record for Gods sake.
cut loose a bit.
Nipples! Hehe.
Stewie: example.
Although I must say I am amazed at the language you can get away
on television these days. I- I was watching Law and the other night
and I swear to god, I heard someone use the balls.
And I thought to myself, "My God, that- that Wolf just does
he damn well pleases, doesnt he?
Bringing words like balls Americas living rooms.
I wonder how he'd like it if I just walked into his room
and use the balls.
Brian: Uh... I that would be breaking an entering.
You know,
I am so glad allowed us to bring Stewie this evening.
The last show we did we had to him at home.
They did'nt allow in the theater.
Brian: Well of course. wanted to be able to enjoy the show
I am a show you lack-witted beetle head! Ugh!
Oh a night that was. My babysitter was a total bitch.
Lois: Stewie! Thats rude.
Especially your babysitter is here tonight.
and gentlemen, Ms. Hailey Duff.
Hailey Hi Mr. and Mrs. Griffin
Peter: How are ya,
Lois: So was it really that bad babysitting
Hailey You want the truth? Well, okay.
So you and Peter left for dinner,
I- No. Wait a minute. Lets tell story right.

please.