Luyện nghe bài hát Theme Song

Louis: It seems today, all you see is violence in movies,
and sex on T.V.
Peter: But are those good old-fashioned values,
on we used to rely?
It used to be, a big time star was elegant as Garbo,
or Lamarr.
But now we get whores like Jenny Lopez,
you want to up and die.
Chorus: theres a Family Guy.
Lucky theres a man who can do
all the things make us-
Laugh and cry!

Chorus: a Family Guy!

Louis: When I was young, the songs fair,
with Johnny Mathis, and Sonny and Cher.
But now we get Justin Timber-homo.
Louis: A all gone awry!
Brian: The classic films works of arts,
the images were graceful, the stories smart.
Stewie: But now we get Revolution,
Im sorry I know this rhyme,
but what the hell were you Brothers thinking?!
Chorus: Lucky a family guy, lucky theres a fella,
than vanilla, wholesome as a piece of-
Stewie: Pie!
Chorus: He's a guy!

Lois: His smiles a delight.
He lets me see the boobies on the internet sites.
Peter!
Meg: He bought me my little hat.
Brian: Yeah we should a talk about that.
About that! And his hat!

Brian: He's the comedy arts.
He says, "Look out, Hiroshima!" then casually farts.
(fart effect)
Lois: He's loaded with appeal.
Peter: And best of all my are real. Have a feel!
No thank you.
Stewie: I it the office.
Lois: The Bunch has got their Mike and
pretty Laura has Dicky Van Dyke.
But who around here fill those loafers?
Chorus: But here's a happy reply. there's a family guy.
Lucky there's a man who can do all the thing that make us-
Stewie: and Cry!
Chorus: a Family Guy! He's a Family Guy!!!

Oh My! Thank you very much! What a welcome.
Peter: I am gunna buy each and every one of you a beer the show.
Whoa, whoa, whoa! I'm for Christs sake, I'm not serious.
Thats expensive! Look, just the that I came up with the idea
tell you I'm generous;
I shouldnt actually have to any money.
Uh, can we turn the spotlight down a bit?
Brian: Yeah, it is a bright.
You know Brian, I- I just noticed something.
With light shining on you from that angle,
you look a lot Jamie Farr.
Brian: Yeah, you've told me that and uh,
it's interesting, because I' thinking you look a lot Britney Spears.
Really?! How so?
Brian: Well, you- you got that thing going on with eyes
like Britney does. You where...
You know how her eyes are like a hair too far apart?
Uh, a- a- almost like was some immediate post-birth
surgery that should have been but it was the south,
so they have the medical technology.
Oh, I see.
Mom!
Lois: Yes
I have a wedgie.
Lois: Chris, honey, until the intermission. Then you can fix it.
Peter: Well, we got a lot of fun lined up here tonight.
We got music, we got comedy,
we got the scenes crap from the show.
Lois: Thats right! For example, not a lot of people this,
but in one episode of the show was a flashback of Brian
when he was a puppy. Now, they find a puppy
who looked enough him,
so they actually a dog suit for the scene,
and the of inside the suit was Raven-Symon,
who was Olivia on the show.
Fascinating bit of trivia.
All right, okay, I got one for ya.
You know the sound stage we shoot Family Guy
is the same stage where they the Golden Girls
back in the 80s,
Now one of the hands was telling me a- a pretty intense story.
I guess there was one night when they were all to shoot,
and uh, the audience was waiting. And uh, nobody find Bea Arthur.
So freaking out and uh, then one of the producers runs in
and "Cancel the show tonight. Bea Arthurs in jail!
Oh My God!
Peter: Yeah. she had a little too much to drink
before the show and uh, found her standing on the street corner,
her penis to traffic.
Oh My God!
Meg: Ew! Disgusting!
Can you believe that?
Brian: Wait a minute. How the hell can Bea Arthur a penis?
Eh, special permit.
Stewie: I say, is it with these actors?
perfectly normal people in civilian life
and then they come out to Hollywood and go fucking berserk.
Brian: You gotta watch language, kid.
Stewie: Oh, its a album for Gods sake.
cut loose a bit.
Nipples! Hehe.
Stewie: example.
Although I must say I am at the language you can get away with
on these days. I- I was watching Law and Order the other night
and I swear to god, I heard someone use the balls.
And I thought to myself, "My God, that- Dick Wolf just does
he damn well pleases, doesnt he?
Bringing words balls into Americas living rooms.
I wonder how he'd like it if I just walked into his living
and use the balls.
Brian: Uh... I that would be breaking an entering.
You know,
I am so glad they allowed us to Stewie this evening.
The show we did we had to leave him at home.
They allow babies in the theater.
Brian: Well of course. People to be able to enjoy the show
Stewie: I am a show you beetle head! Ugh!
Oh what a that was. My babysitter was a total bitch.
Lois: Stewie! Thats rude.
Especially since babysitter is here tonight.
Ladies and gentlemen, Ms. Duff.
Hailey Hi Mr. and Mrs. Griffin
Peter: How are ya,
So was it really that bad babysitting Stewie?
Hailey Duff: You want the Well, okay.
So you and Peter left for dinner,
I- No. Wait a minute. Lets tell this right.

please.