Luyện nghe bài hát Theme Song

Louis: It seems today, that all you see is in movies,
and sex on T.V.
Peter: But where are those good values,
on which we to rely?
Brian: It used to be, a big time star was as Garbo,
or Lamarr.
Stewie: But now we get like Jenny Lopez,
you want to up and die.
Chorus: Lucky a Family Guy.
theres a man who positively can do
all the that make us-
Laugh and cry!

Chorus: He's a Guy!

Louis: I was young, the songs were fair,
with Mister Johnny Mathis, and and Cher.
But now we get Justin Timber-homo.
Louis: A all gone awry!
Brian: The classic films were of arts,
the images were graceful, the were smart.
Stewie: But now we get Revolution,
Im sorry I know doesnt rhyme,
but what the were you Wachowski Brothers thinking?!
Chorus: Lucky theres a guy, lucky theres a fella,
than vanilla, wholesome as a piece of-
Stewie: Pie!
Chorus: He's a guy!

Lois: His a simple delight.
He lets me see the boobies on the internet sites.
Peter!
Meg: He bought me my little hat.
Brian: Yeah we have a talk about that.
About that! And his hat!

Brian: mastered the comedy arts.
He says, "Look out, Hiroshima!" then casually farts.
(fart effect)
He's loaded with sexy appeal.
Peter: And of all my titties are real. Have a feel!
Brian: No you.
I gave it the office.
Lois: The Brady has got their Mike and
pretty Laura Petrie has Van Dyke.
But who around could fill those loafers?
Chorus: But a happy reply. Lucky there's a family guy.
Lucky there's a man who positively can do all the thing that us-
Laugh and Cry!
Chorus: He's a Guy! He's a Family Guy!!!

Lois: Oh My! Thank you much! What a welcome.
I am gunna buy each and every one of you a beer after the show.
Whoa, whoa, whoa! I'm for Christs sake, I'm not serious.
Thats expensive! Look, just the fact that I came up with the
should you I'm generous;
I shouldnt actually to spend any money.
Meg: Uh, can we turn the spotlight down a
Brian: Yeah, it is a bright.
You know Brian, I- I just noticed something.
With that shining on you from that angle,
you look a lot like Farr.
Brian: Yeah, told me that before and uh,
it's interesting, because I' thinking you a lot like Britney Spears.
Really?! How so?
Brian: Well, you- you got that thing going on with eyes
like Britney does. You where...
You know how her eyes are just like a too far apart?
Uh, a- a- like there was some immediate post-birth
surgery that have been done but it was the south,
so they have the medical technology.
Oh, I see.
Mom!
Lois: Yes
Chris: I a wedgie.
Chris, honey, wait until the intermission. Then you can fix it.
Peter: Well, we got a lot of fun lined up here tonight.
We got music, we got comedy,
we got the scenes crap from the show.
Thats right! For example, not a lot of people know this,
but in one episode of the show there was a of Brian
when he was a puppy. Now, couldnt find a puppy
who looked like him,
so they built a dog suit for the scene,
and the actor of the suit was Raven-Symon,
who was on the Cosby show.
Fascinating bit of trivia.
All right, okay, I got one for ya.
You know the sound stage where we Family Guy
is the same where they shot the Golden Girls
back in the 80s,
Now one of the stage hands was telling me a- a intense story.
I guess there was one night they were all ready to shoot,
and uh, the audience was waiting. And uh, nobody find Bea Arthur.
So everybodys freaking out and uh, then one of the producers in
and "Cancel the show tonight. Bea Arthurs in jail!
Oh My God!
Peter: Yeah. Apparently she had a too much to drink
before the and uh, they found her standing on the street corner,
exposing her to traffic.
Oh My God!
Meg: Ew! Disgusting!
Peter: Can you that?
Brian: a minute. How the hell can Bea Arthur have a penis?
Eh, special permit.
Stewie: I say, is it with these actors?
They're perfectly normal people in life
and then they out to Hollywood and just go fucking berserk.
You gotta watch your language, kid.
Stewie: Oh, its a record for Gods sake.
cut loose a bit.
Nipples! Hehe.
Stewie: example.
Although I must say I am at the language you can get away with
on television these days. I- I was watching Law and Order the other
and I swear to god, I someone use the word balls.
And I thought to myself, "My God, that- that Dick just does
whatever he well pleases, doesnt he?
Bringing like balls into Americas living rooms.
I wonder how he'd like it if I walked into his living room
and use the balls.
Brian: Uh... I think that be breaking an entering.
You know,
I am so glad they us to bring Stewie this evening.
The last show we did we had to him at home.
They did'nt allow in the theater.
Brian: Well of course. People wanted to be able to enjoy the
Stewie: I am a show you beetle head! Ugh!
Oh what a night was. My babysitter was a total bitch.
Stewie! Thats very rude.
Especially since babysitter is here tonight.
Ladies and gentlemen, Ms. Duff.
Hailey Hi Mr. and Mrs. Griffin
Peter: How are ya,
Lois: So was it really that bad babysitting
Hailey Duff: You want the Well, okay.
So you and Peter left for dinner,
I- No. Wait a minute. Lets tell this right.

please.