Luyện nghe bài hát Theme Song

Louis: It seems today, that all you see is in movies,
and sex on T.V.
Peter: But where are those good values,
on which we to rely?
Brian: It used to be, a big time star was as Garbo,
or Lamarr.
Stewie: But now we get like Jenny Lopez,
you to curl up and die.
Lucky theres a Family Guy.
Lucky theres a man who can do
all the things make us-
Stewie: and cry!

Chorus: He's a Guy!

Louis: I was young, the songs were fair,
with Mister Johnny Mathis, and and Cher.
Peter: But now we get Timber-homo.
Louis: A all gone awry!
Brian: The classic films works of arts,
the images graceful, the stories were smart.
But now we get Matrix Revolution,
Im sorry I this doesnt rhyme,
but what the were you Wachowski Brothers thinking?!
Lucky theres a family guy, lucky theres a fella,
sweeter than vanilla, wholesome as a of-
Stewie: Pie!
He's a family guy!

Lois: His a simple delight.
He lets me see the boobies on the internet sites.
Peter!
Meg: He bought me my cute hat.
Brian: Yeah we have a talk about that.
Chorus: that! And his hat!

Brian: mastered the comedy arts.
He says, "Look out, Hiroshima!" then casually farts.
(fart effect)
Lois: loaded with sexy appeal.
Peter: And best of all my titties are real. a feel!
Brian: No you.
Stewie: I it the office.
Lois: The Brady Bunch has got their and
Laura Petrie has Dicky Van Dyke.
But who around here fill those loafers?
Chorus: But here's a happy reply. Lucky there's a guy.
Lucky a man who positively can do all the thing that make us-
Laugh and Cry!
Chorus: He's a Family Guy! He's a Guy!!!

Lois: Oh My! you very much! What a welcome.
Peter: I am gunna buy each and every one of you a after the show.
Whoa, whoa, whoa! I'm kidding for sake, I'm not serious.
Thats expensive! Look, the fact that I came up with the idea
should you I'm generous;
I shouldnt actually to spend any money.
Meg: Uh, can we turn the spotlight down a
Brian: Yeah, it is a bright.
Stewie: You know Brian, I- I noticed something.
that light shining on you from that angle,
you look a lot Jamie Farr.
Yeah, you've told me that before and uh,
it's interesting, because I' you look a lot like Britney Spears.
Really?! How so?
Brian: Well, you- you got that thing going on your eyes
Britney does. You know where...
You know how her eyes are like a hair too far apart?
Uh, a- a- almost like there was some immediate
surgery that have been done but it was the south,
so didn't have the medical technology.
Oh, I see.
Mom!
Lois: Yes
Chris: I a wedgie.
Lois: Chris, honey, until the intermission. Then you can fix it.
Peter: Well, we got a lot of fun stuff up here tonight.
We got music, we got comedy,
we got behind the scenes crap the show.
Lois: Thats right! For example, not a lot of people this,
but in one episode of the show there was a flashback of
when he was a puppy. Now, couldnt find a puppy
who looked enough him,
so they built a dog suit for the scene,
and the of inside the suit was Raven-Symon,
who was Olivia on the show.
Fascinating bit of trivia.
All right, okay, I got one for ya.
You know the sound stage we shoot Family Guy
is the same stage they shot the Golden Girls
in the 80s, right?
Now one of the hands was telling me a- a pretty intense story.
I guess there was one when they were all ready to shoot,
and uh, the audience was waiting. And uh, could find Bea Arthur.
So everybodys freaking out and uh, then one of the runs in
and "Cancel the show tonight. Bea Arthurs in jail!
Oh My God!
Peter: Yeah. Apparently she had a too much to drink
before the show and uh, they her standing on the street corner,
exposing her to traffic.
Oh My God!
Meg: Ew! Disgusting!
Can you believe that?
Brian: Wait a minute. How the hell can Bea Arthur have a
Eh, special permit.
Stewie: I say, what is it with actors?
They're perfectly normal in civilian life
and then they come out to Hollywood and just go berserk.
You gotta watch your language, kid.
Stewie: Oh, its a record album for sake.
cut loose a bit.
Nipples! Hehe.
Stewie: example.
I must say I am amazed at the language you can get away with
on television these days. I- I was watching Law and Order the night
and I to god, I heard someone use the word balls.
And I thought to myself, "My God, that- that Dick Wolf just
he damn well pleases, doesnt he?
Bringing words like into Americas living rooms.
I wonder how like it if I just walked into his living room
and use the balls.
Brian: Uh... I think that be breaking an entering.
You know,
I am so glad they allowed us to bring Stewie evening.
The show we did we had to leave him at home.
did'nt allow babies in the theater.
Brian: Well of course. People wanted to be able to enjoy the
Stewie: I am a show you lack-witted head! Ugh!
Oh what a that was. My babysitter was a total bitch.
Stewie! Thats very rude.
Especially your babysitter is here tonight.
and gentlemen, Ms. Hailey Duff.
Hailey Hi Mr. and Mrs. Griffin
How are ya, sweetheart?
Lois: So was it really that bad Stewie?
Hailey Duff: You the truth? Well, okay.
So after you and Peter for dinner,
I- No. a minute. Lets tell this story right.

please.