Luyện nghe bài hát Theme Song

Louis: It seems today, all you see is violence in movies,
and sex on T.V.
Peter: But where are those old-fashioned values,
on which we used to
Brian: It used to be, a big time was elegant as Garbo,
or Lamarr.
But now we get whores like Jenny Lopez,
you want to up and die.
Lucky theres a Family Guy.
Lucky theres a man who can do
all the that make us-
Laugh and cry!

Chorus: He's a Guy!

Louis: When I was young, the were fair,
with Johnny Mathis, and Sonny and Cher.
Peter: But now we get Timber-homo.
Louis: A all gone awry!
Brian: The films were works of arts,
the images were graceful, the stories smart.
But now we get Matrix Revolution,
Im I know this doesnt rhyme,
but the hell were you Wachowski Brothers thinking?!
Chorus: Lucky theres a family guy, lucky a fella,
sweeter vanilla, wholesome as a piece of-
Stewie: Pie!
Chorus: He's a guy!

His smiles a simple delight.
Chris: He lets me see the on the internet sites.
Peter!
Meg: He bought me my cute hat.
Brian: we should have a talk about that.
Chorus: that! And his hat!

Brian: He's the comedy arts.
Stewie: He says, "Look out, Hiroshima!" casually farts.
(fart effect)
Lois: loaded with sexy appeal.
Peter: And best of all my titties are real. a feel!
Brian: No you.
Stewie: I it the office.
Lois: The Brady has got their Mike and
Laura Petrie has Dicky Van Dyke.
But who around here could those loafers?
Chorus: But here's a reply. Lucky there's a family guy.
Lucky there's a man who can do all the thing that make us-
Laugh and Cry!
Chorus: He's a Guy! He's a Family Guy!!!

Lois: Oh My! you very much! What a welcome.
Peter: I am gunna buy each and one of you a beer after the show.
Whoa, whoa, whoa! I'm for Christs sake, I'm not serious.
Thats expensive! Look, the fact that I came up with the idea
should you I'm generous;
I shouldnt actually to spend any money.
Meg: Uh, can we turn the down a bit?
Yeah, it is a little bright.
Stewie: You know Brian, I- I just something.
With that light shining on you from angle,
you a lot like Jamie Farr.
Yeah, you've told me that before and uh,
it's interesting, because I' thinking you look a lot Britney Spears.
Really?! How so?
Brian: Well, you- you got that thing going on with eyes
like Britney does. You where...
You know how her are just like a hair too far apart?
Uh, a- a- almost like there was immediate post-birth
that should have been done but it was the south,
so didn't have the medical technology.
Oh, I see.
Mom!
Lois: Yes
Chris: I a wedgie.
Lois: Chris, honey, wait until the intermission. you can fix it.
Well, we got a lot of fun stuff lined up here tonight.
We got music, we got comedy,
we got behind the scenes from the show.
Lois: right! For example, not a lot of people know this,
but in one episode of the show was a flashback of Brian
when he was a puppy. Now, they couldnt find a
who enough like him,
so they actually built a dog for the scene,
and the of inside the suit was Raven-Symon,
who was Olivia on the show.
Fascinating bit of trivia.
All right, okay, I got one for ya.
You the sound stage where we shoot Family Guy
is the same stage they shot the Golden Girls
in the 80s, right?
Now one of the stage hands was telling me a- a intense story.
I guess there was one night when they were all to shoot,
and uh, the was waiting. And uh, nobody could find Bea Arthur.
So freaking out and uh, then one of the producers runs in
and says "Cancel the tonight. Bea Arthurs in jail!
Oh My God!
Peter: Yeah. Apparently she had a little too to drink
before the show and uh, they found her on the street corner,
her penis to traffic.
Oh My God!
Meg: Ew! Disgusting!
Peter: Can you that?
Brian: Wait a minute. How the can Bea Arthur have a penis?
Eh, special permit.
Stewie: I say, what is it with actors?
They're perfectly normal in civilian life
and then they come out to and just go fucking berserk.
Brian: You gotta watch language, kid.
Oh, its a record album for Gods sake.
Lets cut a bit.
Nipples! Hehe.
Stewie: example.
Although I must say I am at the language you can get away with
on television these days. I- I was Law and Order the other night
and I swear to god, I heard use the word balls.
And I thought to myself, "My God, that Dick Wolf just does
whatever he damn well pleases, he?
Bringing words like balls into living rooms.
I how he'd like it if I just walked into his living room
and use the balls.
Uh... I think that would be breaking an entering.
You know,
I am so glad they allowed us to bring this evening.
The last show we did we had to him at home.
They did'nt allow in the theater.
Brian: Well of course. People to be able to enjoy the show
Stewie: I am a show you beetle head! Ugh!
Oh what a night that was. My babysitter was a bitch.
Lois: Stewie! very rude.
Especially your babysitter is here tonight.
Ladies and gentlemen, Ms. Duff.
Hailey Duff: Hi Mr. and Mrs.
How are ya, sweetheart?
Lois: So was it that bad babysitting Stewie?
Duff: You want the truth? Well, okay.
So you and Peter left for dinner,
I- No. Wait a minute. Lets tell story right.

please.