Luyện nghe bài hát Theme Song

Louis: It seems today, all you see is violence in movies,
and sex on T.V.
But where are those good old-fashioned values,
on which we to rely?
Brian: It used to be, a big time was elegant as Garbo,
or Lamarr.
Stewie: But now we get like Jenny Lopez,
you want to up and die.
Chorus: Lucky a Family Guy.
theres a man who positively can do
all the that make us-
Laugh and cry!

Chorus: He's a Guy!

Louis: I was young, the songs were fair,
with Johnny Mathis, and Sonny and Cher.
Peter: But now we get Timber-homo.
Louis: A heartache all awry!
Brian: The classic films were of arts,
the images were graceful, the were smart.
But now we get Matrix Revolution,
Im sorry I know doesnt rhyme,
but what the hell were you Wachowski thinking?!
Lucky theres a family guy, lucky theres a fella,
sweeter than vanilla, as a piece of-
Apple Pie!
Chorus: a family guy!

Lois: His a simple delight.
He lets me see the boobies on the internet sites.
Peter!
Meg: He bought me my cute hat.
Yeah we should have a talk about that.
Chorus: that! And his hat!

He's mastered the comedy arts.
Stewie: He says, "Look out, Hiroshima!" then farts.
(fart effect)
Lois: He's with sexy appeal.
Peter: And best of all my are real. Have a feel!
Brian: No you.
I gave it the office.
Lois: The Bunch has got their Mike and
pretty Laura has Dicky Van Dyke.
But who around here could fill those
Chorus: But a happy reply. Lucky there's a family guy.
Lucky a man who positively can do all the thing that make us-
Stewie: and Cry!
Chorus: He's a Guy! He's a Family Guy!!!

Lois: Oh My! Thank you very much! a welcome.
Peter: I am gunna buy each and every one of you a after the show.
Whoa, whoa, whoa! I'm for Christs sake, I'm not serious.
expensive! Look, just the fact that I came up with the idea
should tell you I'm
I shouldnt actually to spend any money.
Uh, can we turn the spotlight down a bit?
Brian: Yeah, it is a bright.
Stewie: You know Brian, I- I just something.
With light shining on you from that angle,
you look a lot like Farr.
Brian: Yeah, you've told me that and uh,
it's interesting, I' thinking you look a lot like Britney Spears.
Really?! How so?
Brian: Well, you got that thing going on with your eyes
like Britney does. You where...
You how her eyes are just like a hair too far apart?
Uh, a- a- almost like there was immediate post-birth
that should have been done but it was the south,
so didn't have the medical technology.
Oh, I see.
Mom!
Lois: Yes
Chris: I a wedgie.
Chris, honey, wait until the intermission. Then you can fix it.
Peter: Well, we got a lot of fun stuff up here tonight.
We got music, we got comedy,
we got the scenes crap from the show.
Lois: Thats right! For example, not a lot of know this,
but in one episode of the there was a flashback of Brian
when he was a puppy. Now, they couldnt a puppy
who enough like him,
so they built a dog suit for the scene,
and the of inside the suit was Raven-Symon,
who was on the Cosby show.
Brian: bit of trivia.
All right, okay, I got one for ya.
You know the sound where we shoot Family Guy
is the same where they shot the Golden Girls
back in the 80s,
Now one of the stage was telling me a- a pretty intense story.
I guess there was one night they were all ready to shoot,
and uh, the audience was waiting. And uh, could find Bea Arthur.
So everybodys out and uh, then one of the producers runs in
and says "Cancel the tonight. Bea Arthurs in jail!
Oh My God!
Peter: Yeah. Apparently she had a little too to drink
before the show and uh, they found her on the street corner,
exposing her to traffic.
Oh My God!
Meg: Ew! Disgusting!
Can you believe that?
Brian: Wait a minute. How the hell can Bea Arthur a penis?
Eh, special permit.
Stewie: I say, is it with these actors?
They're perfectly people in civilian life
and then they come out to Hollywood and just go berserk.
Brian: You watch your language, kid.
Stewie: Oh, its a record for Gods sake.
Lets cut a bit.
Nipples! Hehe.
Stewie: example.
Although I must say I am amazed at the language you can get away
on television days. I- I was watching Law and Order the other night
and I swear to god, I heard someone use the balls.
And I thought to myself, "My God, that- that Dick just does
whatever he damn well pleases, he?
words like balls into Americas living rooms.
I wonder how he'd like it if I just into his living room
and use the balls.
Brian: Uh... I think that would be an entering.
You know,
I am so glad they allowed us to bring this evening.
The last we did we had to leave him at home.
did'nt allow babies in the theater.
Brian: Well of course. People wanted to be able to enjoy the
I am a show you lack-witted beetle head! Ugh!
Oh what a night was. My babysitter was a total bitch.
Lois: Stewie! very rude.
Especially since your babysitter is tonight.
and gentlemen, Ms. Hailey Duff.
Hailey Hi Mr. and Mrs. Griffin
Peter: How are ya,
Lois: So was it really bad babysitting Stewie?
Hailey Duff: You want the Well, okay.
So you and Peter left for dinner,
I- No. Wait a minute. Lets tell story right.

please.