Luyện nghe bài hát Theme Song

Louis: It seems today, all you see is violence in movies,
and sex on T.V.
Peter: But where are good old-fashioned values,
on we used to rely?
Brian: It used to be, a big time star was as Garbo,
or Lamarr.
But now we get whores like Jenny Lopez,
you want to up and die.
Lucky theres a Family Guy.
Lucky a man who positively can do
all the things make us-
Laugh and cry!

Chorus: He's a Guy!

Louis: I was young, the songs were fair,
with Johnny Mathis, and Sonny and Cher.
Peter: But now we get Timber-homo.
Louis: A all gone awry!
Brian: The classic films were of arts,
the were graceful, the stories were smart.
But now we get Matrix Revolution,
Im sorry I know this rhyme,
but the hell were you Wachowski Brothers thinking?!
Chorus: Lucky theres a family guy, lucky a fella,
sweeter than vanilla, as a piece of-
Apple Pie!
Chorus: He's a guy!

Lois: His a simple delight.
Chris: He me see the boobies on the internet sites.
Peter!
Meg: He bought me my cute hat.
Brian: we should have a talk about that.
Chorus: that! And his hat!

Brian: He's the comedy arts.
Stewie: He says, "Look out, Hiroshima!" then farts.
(fart effect)
Lois: He's with sexy appeal.
And best of all my titties are real. Have a feel!
Brian: No you.
I gave it the office.
Lois: The Brady Bunch has got their and
pretty Petrie has Dicky Van Dyke.
But who around here fill those loafers?
Chorus: But here's a happy reply. there's a family guy.
Lucky there's a man who positively can do all the thing make us-
Stewie: and Cry!
Chorus: He's a Guy! He's a Family Guy!!!

Lois: Oh My! you very much! What a welcome.
Peter: I am gunna buy each and every one of you a after the show.
Whoa, whoa, whoa! I'm kidding for sake, I'm not serious.
Thats expensive! Look, just the fact that I up with the idea
tell you I'm generous;
I shouldnt have to spend any money.
Uh, can we turn the spotlight down a bit?
Brian: Yeah, it is a bright.
Stewie: You know Brian, I- I just something.
With light shining on you from that angle,
you look a lot Jamie Farr.
Brian: Yeah, you've told me before and uh,
it's interesting, because I' you look a lot like Britney Spears.
Really?! How so?
Brian: Well, you- you got that thing going on with your
like does. You know where...
You how her eyes are just like a hair too far apart?
Uh, a- a- like there was some immediate post-birth
surgery that should have done but it was the south,
so they have the medical technology.
Oh, I see.
Mom!
Lois: Yes
Chris: I a wedgie.
Lois: Chris, honey, wait until the intermission. you can fix it.
Peter: Well, we got a lot of fun lined up here tonight.
We got music, we got comedy,
we got behind the crap from the show.
Thats right! For example, not a lot of people know this,
but in one episode of the show was a flashback of Brian
when he was a puppy. Now, they couldnt find a
who looked enough him,
so they actually a dog suit for the scene,
and the actor of inside the was Raven-Symon,
who was Olivia on the show.
Brian: bit of trivia.
All right, okay, I got one for ya.
You know the sound stage where we shoot Guy
is the same stage where they shot the Golden
back in the 80s,
Now one of the stage hands was me a- a pretty intense story.
I guess there was one night they were all ready to shoot,
and uh, the audience was waiting. And uh, nobody find Bea Arthur.
So everybodys freaking out and uh, then one of the producers in
and says "Cancel the tonight. Bea Arthurs in jail!
Oh My God!
Peter: Yeah. she had a little too much to drink
the show and uh, they found her standing on the street corner,
exposing her to traffic.
Oh My God!
Meg: Ew! Disgusting!
Peter: Can you believe
Brian: a minute. How the hell can Bea Arthur have a penis?
Peter: Eh, permit.
I say, what is it with these actors?
They're perfectly normal people in life
and then they come out to Hollywood and just go berserk.
Brian: You gotta your language, kid.
Stewie: Oh, its a record album for sake.
Lets cut a bit.
Nipples! Hehe.
Stewie: example.
Although I must say I am amazed at the you can get away with
on television these days. I- I was Law and Order the other night
and I swear to god, I someone use the word balls.
And I thought to myself, "My God, that- Dick Wolf just does
he damn well pleases, doesnt he?
Bringing words like balls into living rooms.
I wonder how he'd like it if I just walked into his living
and use the balls.
Brian: Uh... I think that would be an entering.
You know,
I am so glad allowed us to bring Stewie this evening.
The last we did we had to leave him at home.
did'nt allow babies in the theater.
Brian: Well of course. People to be able to enjoy the show
Stewie: I am a you lack-witted beetle head! Ugh!
Oh what a that was. My babysitter was a total bitch.
Lois: Stewie! Thats rude.
Especially your babysitter is here tonight.
and gentlemen, Ms. Hailey Duff.
Hailey Hi Mr. and Mrs. Griffin
Peter: How are ya,
Lois: So was it really that bad Stewie?
Hailey Duff: You the truth? Well, okay.
So after you and left for dinner,
I- No. Wait a minute. Lets tell this right.

please.