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Guess what, ever since the began
Same plot, everyone's been on their fellow man
Pounding people they better than
I you're taking notes cause
You feel everyone a shot
Get
of us have got it, girl
And got squat
That's the truth, oh honey, it or not
I hate to it to you

My daddy me you get no where being nice
So now I'm sharing his

The world to Chris is
Better to strike get struck
Better to then get screwed
You'd probably think its
But that's the way are

Sue: (spoken) But that doesn't mean it has to be way
What does it cost to be

(spoken) Ew, what have you done with my best friend? Billy, tell me, am I right, or am I right?

(sung)
me
I
There's a dick in class
Not
Each and every time I fail those losers
Hey, everyone of them can my ass

You why I love him

One year, there was good looking guy
So
And on top of he has a wandering eye
One day he at me
And, huh,

I bet he got the

Chris and
We're here to you how this whole damn freak show works

Oh, yeah yeah

Chris and
If you listen, then you're jerks!

The world to Chris is
to punch than get punched
Better to than get burned
Learn and you're gonna go far
that's the way things are

nya nya nya na na na na
nya nya na na na na

nya nya nya na na na na
nya nya na na na na

Sue: (spoken) Do you her?

(spoken) C'mon, she's just being Chris.

Sue: (spoken) You weren't there. It was awful. We hurting Carrie.

(spoken) Oh, I'm sure it wasn't that bad.

(sung)
Tommy, you understand
What was a joke got out of hand
We kept on til she hit the floor

(spoken) C'mon, everybody was doing it.

(sung)
Hey, I was in there, too
What came over me was new
I did I'd never done before

And now I wish something I could do or say
I've never felt this way

(sung)
Look, Sue
Don't be so hard on
You can tell me to keep my shut
But, wanna what I'd advise?

Sue:

Sue: (spoken) Apologize. Oh, Tommy! genius!

(Sung)
Ew, Sue
I you've been feeling sad

Boo Hoo!
Sure, we clobbered Carrie and too damn bad

This is why gotta love my dad

He's got the idea

My daddy me who's on top and who's below
(All: below)
And now its time I let you
The according to Chris...

(spoken) You're joking, right? You can't possibly mean all this?

Chris: (spoken) Why are you being a buzz-kill?

Chris, grow up.

nya nya na na na na
nya nya nya na na na na (and so on)

Let''s start party, people!
The According to Chris (x4)

(softly)
The world to Chris is
Better to than get whipped
Even if bleeds

Nobody dies from a
And that's the way
Are