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Guess what, since the world began
Same plot, everyone's been on their fellow man
Pounding people they better than
I hope taking notes cause
You everyone deserves a shot
Get
Some of us have got it,
And got squat
That's the truth, oh honey, it or not
I to break it to you

My taught me you get no where being nice
So now I'm his advice

The world according to is
to strike then get struck
Better to screw then get
You'd think its bizarre
But that's the way are

Sue: (spoken) But that doesn't it has to be that way
does it cost to be kind

Chris: (spoken) Ew, what have you with my best friend? Billy, tell me, am I right, or am I right?

(sung)
me
I
There's a dick in every
Not
Each and every time I fail those losers
Hey, everyone of them can my ass

You why I love him

One year, there was good looking guy
So
And on top of he has a wandering eye
One day he at me
And, huh,

I bet he got the

and Billy:
We're here to tell you how whole damn freak show works

Oh, yeah yeah

and Billy:
If you listen, then you're jerks!

The world according to is
Better to than get punched
Better to than get burned
Learn and you're gonna go far
Cause the way things are

nya nya nya na na na na
nya nya na na na na

nya nya nya na na na na
nya nya na na na na

Sue: (spoken) Do you believe

(spoken) C'mon, she's just being Chris.

Sue: (spoken) You weren't there. It was awful. We hurting Carrie.

Tommy: (spoken) Oh, I'm it wasn't that bad.

(sung)
Tommy, you don't
What was just a joke got out of
We kept on screaming til she hit the

Tommy: (spoken) C'mon, was doing it.

(sung)
Hey, I was in there, too
What came me was something new
I did things I'd never before

And now I wish there's something I do or say
I've never ever this way

(sung)
Look, Sue
Don't be so hard on
You can tell me to keep my shut
But, know what I'd advise?

What?

Sue: (spoken) Apologize. Oh, Tommy! genius!

(Sung)
Ew, Sue
I know you've feeling sad

Boo Hoo!
Sure, we clobbered and that's too damn bad

This is why you've gotta my dad

He's got the right

My daddy me who's on top and who's below
(All: below)
And now its time I let you
The world to Chris...

Sue: (spoken) You're joking, You can't possibly mean all this?

(spoken) Why are you being such a buzz-kill?

Sue: Chris, up.

nya nya na na na na
nya nya nya na na na na (and so on)

Let''s start party, people!
The According to Chris (x4)

(softly)
The world to Chris is
Better to whip get whipped
Even if somebody

Nobody from a scar
And the way things
Are