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Guess what, ever the world began
Same plot, everyone's been dumping on fellow man
Pounding people they feel than
I hope you're taking notes
You feel everyone deserves a
Get
of us have got it, girl
And got squat
That's the truth, oh honey, it or not
I hate to it to you

My daddy taught me you get no being nice
So now I'm his advice

The world to Chris is
Better to strike get struck
Better to then get screwed
You'd probably think its
But the way things are

(spoken) But that doesn't mean it has to be that way
What does it cost to be

Chris: (spoken) Ew, what have you done with my friend? Billy, tell me, am I right, or am I right?

(sung)
me
I
a dick in every class
Not
Each and every time I fail those losers
Hey, everyone of them can my ass

You wonder why I him

One year, there was this good guy
So
And on top of that he has a eye
One day he at me
And, huh,

I bet he got the

and Billy:
We're to tell you how this whole damn freak show works

Oh, yeah yeah

Chris and
If you listen, then you're jerks!

The world according to is
Better to punch get punched
Better to than get burned
that and you're gonna go far
Cause that's the way are

nya nya nya na na na na
nya nya na na na na

nya nya nya na na na na
nya nya na na na na

Sue: (spoken) Do you believe

Tommy: (spoken) C'mon, just being Chris.

Sue: (spoken) You weren't there. It was awful. We were Carrie.

Tommy: (spoken) Oh, I'm sure it that bad.

(sung)
Tommy, you understand
What was just a got out of hand
We on screaming til she hit the floor

Tommy: (spoken) C'mon, was doing it.

(sung)
Hey, I was in there, too
What came me was something new
I did things I'd done before

And now I there's something I could do or say
I've never ever felt way

(sung)
Look, Sue
Don't be so hard on
You can tell me to my mouth shut
But, know what I'd advise?

What?

Sue: (spoken) Apologize. Oh, Tommy! genius!

(Sung)
Ew, Sue
I know been feeling sad

Boo Hoo!
Sure, we clobbered Carrie and too damn bad

This is why you've love my dad

He's got the right

My daddy taught me who's on top and below
(All: below)
And now its time I let you
The world to Chris...

Sue: (spoken) You're joking, right? You possibly mean all this?

Chris: (spoken) Why are you such a buzz-kill?

Sue: Chris, up.

nya nya na na na na
nya nya nya na na na na (and so on)

Let''s start party, people!
The World to Chris (x4)

(softly)
The according to Chris is
Better to than get whipped
Even if bleeds

Nobody from a scar
And that's the way
Are