Luyện nghe bài hát The World According To Chris

Guess what, ever the world began
Same plot, been dumping on their fellow man
Pounding people they feel better
I hope you're taking cause
You feel everyone deserves a
Get
Some of us have got it,
And some got
That's the truth, oh honey, it or not
I hate to it to you

My daddy taught me you get no where being
So now I'm sharing his

The world to Chris is
Better to then get struck
to screw then get screwed
You'd think its bizarre
But the way things are

Sue: (spoken) But that doesn't it has to be that way
does it cost to be kind

Chris: (spoken) Ew, what have you done with my best friend? Billy, me, am I right, or am I right?

(sung)
me
I
There's a in every class
Not
Each and every time I fail losers pass
Hey, everyone of them can my ass

You why I love him

One year, was this good looking guy
So
And on top of he has a wandering eye
One day he at me
And, huh,

I bet he got the

Chris and
We're to tell you how this whole damn freak show works

Oh, yeah yeah

and Billy:
If you don't listen, then jerks!

The world to Chris is
to punch than get punched
Better to than get burned
Learn that and gonna go far
Cause the way things are

nya nya nya na na na na
nya nya na na na na

nya nya nya na na na na
nya nya na na na na

Sue: (spoken) Do you her?

(spoken) C'mon, she's just being Chris.

Sue: (spoken) You weren't there. It was awful. We were Carrie.

Tommy: (spoken) Oh, I'm sure it that bad.

(sung)
Tommy, you don't
What was a joke got out of hand
We kept on screaming til she hit the

Tommy: (spoken) C'mon, everybody was it.

(sung)
Hey, I was in there, too
What came over me was new
I did I'd never done before

And now I there's something I could do or say
I've never felt this way

(sung)
Look, Sue
Don't be so hard on
You can tell me to keep my shut
But, wanna know I'd advise?

What?

Sue: (spoken) Apologize. Oh, Tommy! genius!

(Sung)
Ew, Sue
I know been feeling sad

Boo Hoo!
Sure, we Carrie and that's too damn bad

This is why gotta love my dad

He's got the right

My daddy taught me who's on top and who's
(All: below)
And now its time I let you
The according to Chris...

Sue: (spoken) You're joking, right? You can't possibly mean all

Chris: (spoken) Why are you such a buzz-kill?

Chris, grow up.

nya nya na na na na
nya nya nya na na na na (and so on)

Let''s this party, people!
The World According to (x4)

(softly)
The world to Chris is
Better to whip than get
Even if bleeds

Nobody from a scar
And that's the way
Are