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Guess what, ever since the world
Same plot, everyone's dumping on their fellow man
Pounding people they better than
I you're taking notes cause
You feel deserves a shot
Get
of us have got it, girl
And some got
the truth, oh honey, like it or not
I hate to it to you

My daddy taught me you get no being nice
So now I'm sharing his

The according to Chris is
to strike then get struck
Better to then get screwed
You'd probably its bizarre
But the way things are

Sue: (spoken) But that mean it has to be that way
does it cost to be kind

Chris: (spoken) Ew, what have you done with my friend? Billy, tell me, am I right, or am I right?

(sung)
me
I
There's a in every class
Not
Each and every time I those losers pass
Hey, everyone of them can my ass

You wonder why I him

One year, there was this looking guy
So
And on top of that he has a eye
One day he at me
And, huh,

I bet he got the

and Billy:
We're here to tell you how this whole damn show works

Oh, yeah yeah

and Billy:
If you don't listen, you're jerks!

The world according to is
to punch than get punched
Better to than get burned
that and you're gonna go far
Cause the way things are

nya nya nya na na na na
nya nya na na na na

nya nya nya na na na na
nya nya na na na na

Sue: (spoken) Do you believe

Tommy: (spoken) C'mon, just being Chris.

Sue: (spoken) You there. It was awful. We were hurting Carrie.

Tommy: (spoken) Oh, I'm sure it that bad.

(sung)
Tommy, you don't
What was a joke got out of hand
We kept on til she hit the floor

Tommy: (spoken) C'mon, was doing it.

(sung)
Hey, I was in there, too
What came me was something new
I did things I'd never done

And now I wish there's something I do or say
I've never felt this way

(sung)
Look, Sue
Don't be so on yourself
You can tell me to keep my shut
But, wanna what I'd advise?

What?

Sue: (spoken) Apologize. Oh, Tommy! genius!

(Sung)
Ew, Sue
I know you've feeling sad

Boo Hoo!
Sure, we clobbered Carrie and too damn bad

This is why you've love my dad

He's got the idea

My daddy taught me who's on top and below
(All: below)
And now its I let you know
The according to Chris...

Sue: (spoken) joking, right? You can't possibly mean all this?

Chris: (spoken) Why are you such a buzz-kill?

Sue: Chris, up.

nya nya na na na na
nya nya nya na na na na (and so on)

Let''s this party, people!
The World According to (x4)

(softly)
The according to Chris is
Better to whip get whipped
if somebody bleeds

Nobody from a scar
And the way things
Are