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Guess what, since the world began
plot, everyone's been dumping on their fellow man
Pounding people they better than
I hope you're taking cause
You feel deserves a shot
Get
Some of us have got it,
And some got
the truth, oh honey, like it or not
I to break it to you

My taught me you get no where being nice
So now I'm sharing his

The according to Chris is
Better to strike get struck
Better to screw get screwed
probably think its bizarre
But that's the way are

Sue: (spoken) But that mean it has to be that way
What does it cost to be

Chris: (spoken) Ew, what you done with my best friend? Billy, tell me, am I right, or am I right?

(sung)
me
I
There's a dick in class
Not
Each and time I fail those losers pass
Hey, everyone of them can my ass

You wonder why I him

One year, was this good looking guy
So
And on top of he has a wandering eye
One day he at me
And, huh,

I bet he got the

Chris and
We're here to you how this whole damn freak show works

Oh, yeah yeah

Chris and
If you listen, then you're jerks!

The world to Chris is
Better to punch than get
to burn than get burned
Learn that and you're go far
Cause the way things are

nya nya nya na na na na
nya nya na na na na

nya nya nya na na na na
nya nya na na na na

Sue: (spoken) Do you believe

(spoken) C'mon, she's just being Chris.

Sue: (spoken) You weren't there. It was awful. We hurting Carrie.

Tommy: (spoken) Oh, I'm sure it that bad.

(sung)
Tommy, you understand
What was a joke got out of hand
We kept on screaming til she hit the

Tommy: (spoken) C'mon, everybody was it.

(sung)
Hey, I was in there, too
What came me was something new
I did things I'd never before

And now I wish there's I could do or say
never ever felt this way

(sung)
Look, Sue
Don't be so on yourself
You can tell me to keep my shut
But, wanna what I'd advise?

Sue:

Sue: (spoken) Apologize. Oh, Tommy! genius!

(Sung)
Ew, Sue
I know you've been sad

Boo Hoo!
Sure, we Carrie and that's too damn bad

This is why gotta love my dad

He's got the idea

My daddy me who's on top and who's below
(All: below)
And now its time I let you
The world to Chris...

Sue: (spoken) You're joking, right? You can't possibly mean all

(spoken) Why are you being such a buzz-kill?

Sue: Chris, up.

nya nya na na na na
nya nya nya na na na na (and so on)

Let''s start party, people!
The According to Chris (x4)

(softly)
The according to Chris is
to whip than get whipped
Even if bleeds

Nobody dies from a
And that's the way
Are