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Guess what, ever since the began
Same plot, been dumping on their fellow man
Pounding people they better than
I hope you're notes cause
You feel everyone deserves a
Get
of us have got it, girl
And got squat
That's the truth, oh honey, it or not
I to break it to you

My daddy taught me you get no being nice
So now I'm his advice

The world according to is
Better to then get struck
Better to then get screwed
You'd probably think its
But that's the way are

Sue: (spoken) But doesn't mean it has to be that way
What does it to be kind

Chris: (spoken) Ew, have you done with my best friend? Billy, tell me, am I right, or am I right?

(sung)
me
I
a dick in every class
Not
Each and every time I fail those losers
Hey, everyone of can kiss my ass

You wonder why I him

One year, there was this looking guy
So
And on top of that he has a eye
One day he at me
And, huh,

I bet he got the

Chris and
We're here to tell you how this whole damn show works

Oh, yeah yeah

Chris and
If you listen, then you're jerks!

The world according to is
Better to punch get punched
to burn than get burned
Learn that and gonna go far
Cause the way things are

nya nya nya na na na na
nya nya na na na na

nya nya nya na na na na
nya nya na na na na

Sue: (spoken) Do you her?

(spoken) C'mon, she's just being Chris.

Sue: (spoken) You weren't there. It was awful. We hurting Carrie.

Tommy: (spoken) Oh, I'm sure it that bad.

(sung)
Tommy, you don't
What was just a got out of hand
We kept on screaming til she hit the

(spoken) C'mon, everybody was doing it.

(sung)
Hey, I was in there, too
What came me was something new
I did I'd never done before

And now I wish there's something I do or say
I've never ever this way

(sung)
Look, Sue
Don't be so hard on
You can tell me to keep my shut
But, wanna what I'd advise?

What?

Sue: (spoken) Apologize. Oh, Tommy! genius!

(Sung)
Ew, Sue
I you've been feeling sad

Boo Hoo!
Sure, we clobbered Carrie and that's too bad

This is why you've gotta my dad

He's got the right

My taught me who's on top and who's below
(All: below)
And now its time I let you
The according to Chris...

Sue: (spoken) You're joking, right? You can't mean all this?

Chris: (spoken) Why are you being a buzz-kill?

Chris, grow up.

nya nya na na na na
nya nya nya na na na na (and so on)

Let''s start party, people!
The According to Chris (x4)

(softly)
The world according to is
Better to whip get whipped
Even if bleeds

Nobody dies a scar
And that's the way
Are