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Guess what, since the world began
Same plot, been dumping on their fellow man
Pounding people they feel than
I hope taking notes cause
You feel everyone deserves a
Get
Some of us have got it,
And got squat
the truth, oh honey, like it or not
I hate to it to you

My daddy me you get no where being nice
So now I'm his advice

The world according to is
Better to strike get struck
to screw then get screwed
You'd think its bizarre
But the way things are

Sue: (spoken) But that mean it has to be that way
What does it cost to be

Chris: (spoken) Ew, what have you done with my best Billy, tell me, am I right, or am I right?

(sung)
me
I
a dick in every class
Not
Each and every time I fail those pass
Hey, of them can kiss my ass

You why I love him

One year, there was this good guy
So
And on top of he has a wandering eye
One day he at me
And, huh,

I bet he got the

Chris and
here to tell you how this whole damn freak show works

Oh, yeah yeah

Chris and
If you don't listen, then jerks!

The world to Chris is
to punch than get punched
Better to than get burned
Learn that and gonna go far
that's the way things are

nya nya nya na na na na
nya nya na na na na

nya nya nya na na na na
nya nya na na na na

Sue: (spoken) Do you her?

(spoken) C'mon, she's just being Chris.

Sue: (spoken) You there. It was awful. We were hurting Carrie.

(spoken) Oh, I'm sure it wasn't that bad.

(sung)
Tommy, you don't
was just a joke got out of hand
We on screaming til she hit the floor

Tommy: (spoken) C'mon, everybody was it.

(sung)
Hey, I was in there, too
What over me was something new
I did I'd never done before

And now I wish there's I could do or say
I've never felt this way

(sung)
Look, Sue
Don't be so on yourself
You can me to keep my mouth shut
But, wanna know what I'd

What?

Sue: (spoken) Apologize. Oh, Tommy! genius!

(Sung)
Ew, Sue
I know been feeling sad

Boo Hoo!
Sure, we clobbered and that's too damn bad

This is why gotta love my dad

He's got the idea

My daddy taught me who's on top and who's
(All: below)
And now its I let you know
The according to Chris...

Sue: (spoken) You're joking, right? You can't possibly all this?

Chris: (spoken) Why are you such a buzz-kill?

Sue: Chris, up.

nya nya na na na na
nya nya nya na na na na (and so on)

Let''s this party, people!
The According to Chris (x4)

(softly)
The world to Chris is
Better to whip get whipped
if somebody bleeds

Nobody from a scar
And the way things
Are