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Guess what, ever the world began
Same plot, everyone's been dumping on fellow man
people they feel better than
I you're taking notes cause
You feel everyone a shot
Get
of us have got it, girl
And some got
That's the truth, oh honey, it or not
I to break it to you

My daddy me you get no where being nice
So now I'm sharing his

The world according to is
to strike then get struck
Better to screw then get
probably think its bizarre
But that's the way are

Sue: (spoken) But doesn't mean it has to be that way
does it cost to be kind

Chris: (spoken) Ew, what have you done with my best friend? Billy, me, am I right, or am I right?

(sung)
me
I
There's a in every class
Not
Each and every time I fail those pass
Hey, everyone of them can my ass

You wonder why I him

One year, was this good looking guy
So
And on top of that he has a eye
One day he at me
And, huh,

I bet he got the

and Billy:
We're here to tell you how this whole damn freak works

Oh, yeah yeah

Chris and
If you don't listen, then jerks!

The world according to is
Better to punch than get
Better to than get burned
Learn and you're gonna go far
that's the way things are

nya nya nya na na na na
nya nya na na na na

nya nya nya na na na na
nya nya na na na na

Sue: (spoken) Do you believe

Tommy: (spoken) C'mon, she's being Chris.

Sue: (spoken) You weren't there. It was awful. We were Carrie.

(spoken) Oh, I'm sure it wasn't that bad.

(sung)
Tommy, you don't
was just a joke got out of hand
We kept on screaming til she hit the

(spoken) C'mon, everybody was doing it.

(sung)
Hey, I was in there, too
What over me was something new
I did things I'd never done

And now I wish there's I could do or say
I've ever felt this way

(sung)
Look, Sue
Don't be so hard on
You can tell me to my mouth shut
But, wanna what I'd advise?

What?

Sue: (spoken) Apologize. Oh, Tommy! genius!

(Sung)
Ew, Sue
I you've been feeling sad

Boo Hoo!
Sure, we clobbered Carrie and that's too bad

This is why you've love my dad

He's got the right

My daddy taught me who's on top and below
(All: below)
And now its time I let you
The according to Chris...

(spoken) You're joking, right? You can't possibly mean all this?

Chris: (spoken) Why are you such a buzz-kill?

Chris, grow up.

nya nya na na na na
nya nya nya na na na na (and so on)

Let''s start party, people!
The World According to (x4)

(softly)
The world according to is
Better to than get whipped
if somebody bleeds

Nobody dies from a
And that's the way
Are