Luyện nghe bài hát The Vicki Eydie Show: Around The World/Istanbul/Fiesta In Rio/South Seas Scene/Hawaiian War Chant...

"And now, And now, And now!
Comes my part.
is the part where
I get to myself,
to... Cleveland.
All my hopes, fears,
and desires,
right here, now,
in little section.
I have in showbusiness
for 10 years and every
I to go back on the stage
I this dream,
I am trapped in an act,
not of my own design,
In this act, I
the of performer I might
have become, had I not
blessed brains,
talent and tits!
Yes Ladies and Germs,
in this, in this I demonstrate
the kind of preformer I would
become had I only blessed
gorgeous tits, yes, here they are!
Here thay are, You've read them
in people magazine, they were
on the of life.
1st, 1954,
3 year old with 38 inch chest.
That was to behold! Ahh.
Now, the of the performer
that I in my dream is 'Vicki Eydie',
Vickie Eydie is a lounge act,
Vickie Eydie is not the performer
who goes singing any old kind of song
she to sing, you understand!
No, this act, what can I it? It is a global revue,
She not, of course, travel alone, no,
She has hired a famous, singing trio!
'The Dazzling
And if I am not mistake, they
this very mimette,
minute!! they come!
'The Eat-ettes'
Oh God! to my nightmare!"

"And now!
The 'Plywood
high atop Celebrity Motor Lodge'
in gorgeous 'Seven Hills'
is to present,
The song stylings
of the internationnally
Vicki Eydie!
In her internationnally
the world Revue' entitled
'Around the in 80 ways!'
And now, Vicki!!

Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey!
Around the Ive searched
for you, I on when hope
was gone to a rendezvous.

Say, I somewhere, sometime,
somehow, you would at me
and I see the smile youre smiling now. OOH!

It have been in County Down,
or in New York, or Gay Paree,
or even, Town.

Hey! difference does it make?
No more I go all around the world,
for I found my world in,
Y-O-U, HEY! Ha!

"What does it make!?
Jokers, and Smokers!
How are you tonight!?
are you tonight!?
And how does sign say!?
Have we got a little in store for you tonight!
We're take you on a wonderful little
trip around this glorious globe of ours!
we feature songs of many colors, and flags of lots of
And the stop on this whirl-wind cavelcade.
The exotic East!
With a 'turbular' tune.
we go, Girls! OW!"

Istanbul was
Now it's Istanbul, not
Been a long time gone,
Now it's Turkish on a moonlit night

Every gal in
in Istanbul, not Constantinople
So if got a date in Constantinople
She'll be waiting in

Even old New
Was New Amsterdam, Hey!
Why they changed it I say
People liked it better that way

Nya, Nya, Nya!
Sing the Girls!
Nya, Nya, Nya!

Sing out, out.
Nya, Nya, Nya!...
Wow!

So take me to Constantinople
No, you can't go to Constantinople
Been a time gone, Constantinople
Why did Constantinople get the
That's nobody's but the Turks'
HEY!!!

"But no to linger!
No to linger!
Eydie gets preposterous
on the bosperous!
But as I say no time to
in the empire,
For I hear by the of the
castanettes, we are off,
off, off, off we are off.
Off to Br-r-r-r-r-r-r-azil! a-Br-r-razil. Brazil...
of hope, Land of hemp.
Hmmmm.
I wrote this musical composition
for the festival at 'Piranha
I did not win
that festival,
OtherwiseIi not be here in,
er... Cleveland!
But no, nevermind!
For me, song sums up the
essence of the experience.
See if you understand what I mean"

It was Fiesta.
moonlight.
It was, it was
and he me so tight.
I thought, I I was dying.
But I had the clap.
It was
and I had the clap.

to do in Rio,
when you even pee-o?
I had a bum time,
it was fiesta.
I-I-I-I-I-I-I!

When he turned the down low
he said, "Oh Miss Vickie, I, I you so."

I was a forced, forced to remove myself his lap.
You care at Fiesta. You beware, beware at Fiesta.
Oh there at Fiesta, he will you the . . .

[ to beat ]

Wa-hoo, Hey!

"Catchy,
Yeah, I thought enjoy that!
But no time to in South America,
For I by the sound of the slide guitar,
it is time for us to move along,
Yes, Ladies and gentlemen,
we are on our way, and in time
for Eydie's South Sea Adventure!
Ahh, the South Sea's, The Sea's,
where I peace, contentment and
many fruits I had not known before!
Yes, Ladies and Gentlemen, Vicki Eydie papaya!
We are to recreatefor you, one the most beautiful
and sensual of all the rituals for you and
here are some beautiful and native's right now!"

In the south sea of Tawanga,
I let go.
What a beautiful for romancing,
and the sway too and fro.
And the men are so handsome,
make you really know,
what it's like not to be lonely
as they sing and low.

If you're cracking up from lack of shaking up.
If cracking up from having lack of shaking up.
If you're cracking up, why you pack it up?
You got to find yourself a kind of love

Lack-of-nookies-got-me!

Come-on-I-wanna-lay-ya!

You got to find yourself a kind of love!

They me down by the waterfall,
they showed me their ways.
gave me beautiful flowers,
and pretty island lays.
I forgot what was right,
and I learned was very bad.
But now I am the of the island,
and they make me very glad.

If you're cracking up having lack of shaking up.
If you're cracking up from having of shaking up.
If you're cracking up, why you pack it up?
You got to find yourself a crazy of love.

Lack-of-nookies-got-me!

Come-on-I-wanna-lay-ya!

You got to find a crazy kind of love!
That's
You got to yourself a crazy kind of love!
Right
You got to find yourself a kind of love!

"Here we go!!!
Time to along with Vicki Eydie!
Don't you want sing along with Eydie!? Yeah!
Ok, music!
I sing first, you,
Get it?
Got it?
Good!"

If you're cracking up from having of shacking up!
If you're cracking up from having
God, what a quiet, quiet group.
a quiet, tasteful little group!
Now the lights are on,
I see just how quiet and tasteful you are!
try it again!
Me first,
you,
loud!

If you're cracking up from having of shacking up!
IF YOU'RE CRACKING UP FROM LACK OF SHACKING UP!
Wonderful!
If you're up from having lack of shacking up!
IF YOU'RE CRACKING UP FROM HAVING LACK OF UP!
If you're up...
IF CRACKING UP!
Why don't you it up!
WHY DON'T YOU IT UP!
And find yourself a kind of Love!
AND YOURSELF A CRAZY KIND OF LOVE!

"Now here comes the part.
Now, many Caucasians a lot of diffulty
wrapping their mouths around this parts.
because this is Polynesian, you understand!"

Ahh-Way of nookies got me I see it has!
LACK OF NOOKIES GOT ME!
phrase!
Ahh-Way, Come on I to lay you.
AHH-WAY, ON I WANT TO LAY YOU!
Excellent! Excellent!
Why better than we had hoped!

"Why, my me, do you think we can do it up to tempo!?
Do you you can do it up to tempo!?
YEAH!
go!
Up to tempo for the Mother-Fucker's!
WE GO!

IF YOU'RE CRACKING UP FROM LACK OF SHACKING UP!
IF YOU'RE UP FROM HAVING LACK OF SHACKING UP!
IF CRACKING UP, WHY DON'T YOU PACK IT UP!
YOU GOT TO FIND YOURSELF A KIND OF LOVE!

TWO-THREE-FOUR!
AAH-WAY!
OF NOOKIE'S GOT ME!
AHH WAY!
COME ON I LAY YA!
YOU GOTTA FIND A CRAZY KIND OF LOVE!
RIGHT,
YOU FIND YOURSELF A CRAZY KIND OF LOVE!
RIGHT,
YOU GOTTA FIND A CRAZY KIND OF L-O-O-O-OVE!...

out of the woods,
out of the dark,
out of the night.
Step the sun,
step the light,
then open eyes
and will open, ahhh,
open, ahhh,
open, open, open, up.

Arnstein!
Arnstein!
Arnstein!

Hey! on along and listen to
the of Broadway.
The and boopa-doo.
The of Broadway.

The begins to go to town
and goes crazy.
You rock-a-bye your baby
'til everything hazy.
Hush-a-bye, I'm buy you this and that,
you hear your sing.
Then baby goes to her flat
to all day.

night, baby.
Good night. on his way.
tight, oh, my baby.
You sleep tight. call it a day.

to, the lullaby,
of ol-gone, you it's old.
on along Broadway!
yeah, brodway, yeah, broadway!
The of Bro-o-o-oadway!
Yow!