Luyện nghe bài hát The Vicki Eydie Show: Around The World/Istanbul/Fiesta In Rio/South Seas Scene/Hawaiian War Chant...

"And now, And now, And now!
Comes my part.
This is the part
I get to myself,
to... Cleveland.
All my hopes, fears,
and desires,
right here, now,
in little section.
I have in showbusiness
for 10 years and every
I have to go on the stage
I have dream,
I am trapped in an act,
not of my own design,
In act, I demonstrate
the of performer I might
become, had I not been
blessed brains,
and gorgeous tits!
Yes Ladies and Germs,
in this, in this I demonstrate
the of preformer I would have
had I only been blessed
with tits, yes, here they are!
Here thay are, You've about them
in people magazine, they featured
on the of life.
1st, 1954,
3 year old baby with 38 chest.
That was to behold! Ahh.
Now, the of the performer
that I play in my is 'Vicki Eydie',
Vickie Eydie is a lounge act,
Eydie is not the kind performer
who goes around singing any old kind of
she to sing, you understand!
No, this act, can I call it? It is a global revue,
She not, of course, travel alone, no,
She has hired a famous, singing trio!
Dazzling Eat-ettes'
And if I am not mistake, here
comes this mimette,
minute!! they come!
Dazzling Eat-ettes'
Oh God! to my nightmare!"

"And now!
The 'Plywood
high atop Celebrity Motor Lodge'
in gorgeous 'Seven Hills'
is to present,
The inevitable song
of the acclaimed
Miss Eydie!
In her internationnally
'Around the world entitled
'Around the in 80 ways!'
And now, Vicki!!

Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey!
Around the Ive searched
for you, I traveled on hope
was gone to a rendezvous.

Say, I somewhere, sometime,
somehow, you would at me
and I would see the smile youre now. OOH!

It might have been in Down,
or in New York, or Gay Paree,
or even, Town.

Hey! difference does it make?
No more I go all around the world,
for I found my world in,
Y-O-U, HEY! Ha!

"What does it make!?
Jokers, and Smokers!
How are you tonight!?
are you tonight!?
And how does sign say!?
we got a little treat in store for you tonight!
We're gonna you on a wonderful little
trip around this little globe of ours!
we feature songs of many colors, and flags of lots of
And the stop on this whirl-wind cavelcade.
The Middle East!
a veritable 'turbular' tune.
we go, Girls! OW!"

Istanbul was
Now it's Istanbul, not
Been a long time gone,
Now it's delight on a moonlit night

gal in Constantinople
Lives in Istanbul, not
So if got a date in Constantinople
She'll be waiting in

Even old New
Was New Amsterdam, Hey!
Why changed it I can't say
People just liked it better way

Nya, Nya, Nya!
the song Girls!
Nya, Nya, Nya!

Sing out, out.
Nya, Nya, Nya!...
Wow!

So take me to Constantinople
No, you can't go back to
Been a long time gone,
Why did get the works
That's nobody's but the Turks'
HEY!!!

"But no to linger!
No to linger!
Vicki Eydie preposterous
on the bosperous!
But as I say no to linger
in the empire,
For I by the sound of the
castanettes, we are off,
off, off, off we are off.
Off to Br-r-r-r-r-r-r-azil! a-Br-r-razil. Brazil...
Land of hope, of hemp.
Hmmmm.
I wrote this next musical
for the at 'Piranha Del-Rey'
I did not win
that festival,
would not be here in,
er... Cleveland!
But no, nevermind!
For me, song sums up the
essence of the experience.
See if you don't understand I mean"

It was Fiesta.
moonlight.
It was, it was
and he me so tight.
I thought, I I was dying.
But I had the clap.
It was
and I had the clap.

to do in Rio,
when you even pee-o?
I had a bum time,
it was fiesta.
I-I-I-I-I-I-I!

When he turned the down low
he said, "Oh Miss Vickie, I, I you so."

I was a forced, forced to myself from his lap.
You take care at Fiesta. You beware, at Fiesta.
Oh at Fiesta, he will give you the . . .

[ to beat ]

Wa-hoo, Hey!

"Catchy,
Yeah, I thought you'd that!
But no to linger in South America,
For I hear by the sound of the guitar,
it is time for us to move along,
Yes, Ladies and gentlemen,
we are on our way, and just in
for Eydie's South Sea Adventure!
Ahh, the South Sea's, The Sea's,
where I peace, contentment and
many fruits I had not known before!
Yes, Ladies and Gentlemen, Vicki eats papaya!
We are about to you, one the most beautiful
and sensual of all the rituals for you and
here are some beautiful and sensual right now!"

In the sea island of Tawanga,
I let go.
What a beautiful for romancing,
and the palms too and fro.
And the men are so handsome,
make you really know,
what like not to be left lonely
as sing soft and low.

If cracking up from having lack of shaking up.
If you're cracking up from having lack of up.
If you're cracking up, why don't you it up?
You got to find yourself a crazy kind of

Lack-of-nookies-got-me!

Come-on-I-wanna-lay-ya!

You got to find yourself a crazy of love!

They took me by the waterfall,
they showed me island ways.
They me beautiful flowers,
and good island lays.
I forgot what was right,
and I what was very bad.
But now I am the of the island,
and they make me very glad.

If you're cracking up from having lack of up.
If you're cracking up from having of shaking up.
If cracking up, why don't you pack it up?
You got to find a crazy kind of love.

Lack-of-nookies-got-me!

Come-on-I-wanna-lay-ya!

You got to find yourself a kind of love!
That's
You got to yourself a crazy kind of love!
Right
You got to find a crazy kind of love!

"Here we go!!!
Time to sing along Vicki Eydie!
Don't you want sing along Vicki Eydie!? Yeah!
Ok, music!
I first, then you,
Get it?
Got it?
Good!"

If you're cracking up from having lack of up!
If you're cracking up from lack--
God, what a quiet, quiet group.
What a quiet, little group!
Now that the are on,
I see just how quiet and tasteful you are!
try it again!
Me first,
you,
loud!

If you're cracking up having lack of shacking up!
IF YOU'RE CRACKING UP FROM LACK OF SHACKING UP!
Wonderful!
If you're cracking up having lack of shacking up!
IF YOU'RE CRACKING UP HAVING LACK OF SHACKING UP!
If cracking up...
IF CRACKING UP!
Why you pack it up!
WHY YOU PACK IT UP!
And find a crazy kind of Love!
AND YOURSELF A CRAZY KIND OF LOVE!

"Now here comes the part.
Now, many Caucasians a lot of diffulty
wrapping little mouths around this parts.
this is real Polynesian, you understand!"

Ahh-Way Lack of got me I see it has!
AHH-WAY LACK OF GOT ME!
phrase!
Ahh-Way, on I want to lay you.
AHH-WAY, ON I WANT TO LAY YOU!
Excellent! Excellent!
Why much better we had hoped!

"Why, my Goodness me, do you we can do it up to tempo!?
Do you you can do it up to tempo!?
YEAH!
go!
Up to tempo for the Mother-Fucker's!
WE GO!

IF CRACKING UP FROM HAVING LACK OF SHACKING UP!
IF CRACKING UP FROM HAVING LACK OF SHACKING UP!
IF CRACKING UP, WHY DON'T YOU PACK IT UP!
YOU GOT TO FIND YOURSELF A KIND OF LOVE!

TWO-THREE-FOUR!
AAH-WAY!
OF NOOKIE'S GOT ME!
AHH WAY!
COME ON I LAY YA!
YOU GOTTA FIND A CRAZY KIND OF LOVE!
RIGHT,
YOU GOTTA FIND A CRAZY KIND OF LOVE!
RIGHT,
YOU GOTTA YOURSELF A CRAZY KIND OF L-O-O-O-OVE!...

out of the woods,
out of the dark,
out of the night.
Step the sun,
into the light,
then open your
and love open, ahhh,
open, ahhh,
open, open, open, up.

Arnstein!
Arnstein!
Arnstein!

Hey! Come on and listen to
the of Broadway.
The and boopa-doo.
The of Broadway.

The begins to go to town
and everyone crazy.
You your baby 'round
'til everything hazy.
Hush-a-bye, I'm buy you this and that,
you hear your sing.
Then baby goes to her flat
to all day.

night, baby.
Good night. on his way.
tight, oh, my baby.
You tight. Let's call it a day.

to, the lullaby,
of ol-gone, you it's old.
on along Broadway!
yeah, brodway, yeah, broadway!
The of Bro-o-o-oadway!
Yow!