Luyện nghe bài hát The Vicki Eydie Show: Around The World/Istanbul/Fiesta In Rio/South Seas Scene/Hawaiian War Chant...

"And now, And now, And now!
Comes my part.
This is the where
I get to myself,
to... Cleveland.
All my hopes, fears,
and desires,
right here, now,
in this section.
I have in showbusiness
for 10 years and every
I have to go back on the
I have dream,
That I am in an act,
not of my own design,
In this act, I
the of performer I might
become, had I not been
blessed brains,
talent and tits!
Yes indeed and Germs,
in this, in dream I demonstrate
the kind of preformer I would
become had I only been
gorgeous tits, yes, here they are!
Here thay are, You've read them
in people magazine, were featured
on the of life.
1st, 1954,
3 year old with 38 inch chest.
That was to behold! Ahh.
Now, the of the performer
that I play in my dream is Eydie',
Vickie Eydie is definitely a act,
Vickie is not the kind performer
who goes around singing any old kind of
she to sing, you understand!
No, act, what can I call it? It is a global revue,
She does not, of course, alone, no,
She has hired a once famous, trio!
'The Eat-ettes'
And if I am not mistake, here
comes this mimette,
minute!! they come!
Dazzling Eat-ettes'
Oh God! to my nightmare!"

"And now!
The 'Plywood
atop 'Swingos Celebrity Motor Lodge'
in downtown 'Seven Hills'
is to present,
The inevitable stylings
of the acclaimed
Miss Eydie!
In her acclaimed
the world Revue' entitled
'Around the in 80 ways!'
And now, Vicki!!

Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey!
Around the Ive searched
for you, I traveled on when
was gone to a rendezvous.

Say, I somewhere, sometime,
somehow, you would at me
and I would see the smile smiling now. OOH!

It have been in County Down,
or in New York, or Gay Paree,
or even, Town.

Hey! difference does it make?
No more I go all around the world,
for I have found my in,
Y-O-U, HEY! Ha!

"What difference it make!?
Jokers, and Smokers!
How are you tonight!?
are you tonight!?
And how does sign say!?
Have we got a little treat in for you tonight!
We're take you on a wonderful little
trip around glorious little globe of ours!
we feature of many colors, and flags of lots of nations
And the stop on this whirl-wind cavelcade.
The exotic East!
With a 'turbular' tune.
we go, Girls! OW!"

Istanbul was
Now Istanbul, not Constantinople
Been a long time gone,
Now it's Turkish on a moonlit night

gal in Constantinople
Lives in Istanbul, not
So if you've got a date in
be waiting in Istanbul

Even old New
Was New Amsterdam, Hey!
Why changed it I can't say
People just liked it better way

Nya, Nya, Nya!
the song Girls!
Nya, Nya, Nya!

Sing out, out.
Nya, Nya, Nya!...
Wow!

So take me back to
No, you can't go to Constantinople
Been a time gone, Constantinople
Why did get the works
That's nobody's but the Turks'
HEY!!!

"But no to linger!
No to linger!
Vicki Eydie preposterous
on the bosperous!
But as I say no time to
in the empire,
For I hear by the of the
castanettes, we are off,
off, off, off we are off.
Off to Br-r-r-r-r-r-r-azil! a-Br-r-razil. Brazil...
of hope, Land of hemp.
Hmmmm.
I this next musical composition
for the at 'Piranha Del-Rey'
I did not win
that festival,
OtherwiseIi would not be in,
er... Cleveland!
But no, nevermind!
For me, song sums up the
of the Latin-American experience.
See if you don't understand I mean"

It was Fiesta.
moonlight.
It was, it was
and he me so tight.
I thought, I I was dying.
But I had the clap.
It was
and I had the clap.

to do in Rio,
when you can't even
I had a bum time,
it was fiesta.
I-I-I-I-I-I-I!

When he turned the down low
he said, "Oh Miss Vickie, I, I you so."

I was a forced, to remove myself from his lap.
You care at Fiesta. You beware, beware at Fiesta.
Oh there at Fiesta, he give you the . . .

[ to beat ]

Wa-hoo, Hey!

"Catchy,
Yeah, I thought you'd that!
But no time to linger in America,
For I hear by the of the slide guitar,
That it is for us to move along,
Yes, Ladies and gentlemen,
we are on our way, and in time
for Vicki South Sea Adventure!
Ahh, the South Sea's, The Sea's,
where I found peace, and
many tropical fruits I had not before!
Yes, and Gentlemen, Vicki Eydie eats papaya!
We are about to you, one the most beautiful
and of all the native rituals for you and
here are some beautiful and sensual native's now!"

In the sea island of Tawanga,
I let go.
What a beautiful for romancing,
and the palms too and fro.
And the men are so handsome,
they you really know,
what it's like not to be lonely
as they sing and low.

If you're cracking up from having of shaking up.
If you're cracking up from having of shaking up.
If you're up, why don't you pack it up?
You got to find yourself a kind of love

Lack-of-nookies-got-me!

Come-on-I-wanna-lay-ya!

You got to find yourself a kind of love!

They took me by the waterfall,
they me their island ways.
They gave me flowers,
and pretty good lays.
I forgot about was right,
and I what was very bad.
But now I am the of the island,
and they me feel very glad.

If you're cracking up having lack of shaking up.
If cracking up from having lack of shaking up.
If you're cracking up, why you pack it up?
You got to yourself a crazy kind of love.

Lack-of-nookies-got-me!

Come-on-I-wanna-lay-ya!

You got to find a crazy kind of love!
Right
You got to find yourself a crazy of love!
That's
You got to find yourself a kind of love!

"Here we go!!!
to sing along with Vicki Eydie!
Don't you want sing along Vicki Eydie!? Yeah!
Ok, music!
I first, then you,
Get it?
Got it?
Good!"

If you're cracking up from having lack of up!
If you're cracking up from having
God, a quiet, quiet little group.
What a quiet, tasteful group!
Now the lights are on,
I see just how quiet and tasteful you are!
try it again!
Me first,
you,
loud!

If you're cracking up from lack of shacking up!
IF YOU'RE CRACKING UP FROM HAVING LACK OF UP!
Wonderful!
If you're cracking up having lack of shacking up!
IF YOU'RE UP FROM HAVING LACK OF SHACKING UP!
If cracking up...
IF YOU'RE UP!
Why don't you it up!
WHY DON'T YOU IT UP!
And find a crazy kind of Love!
AND FIND YOURSELF A KIND OF LOVE!

"Now comes the hard part.
Now, many have a lot of diffulty
their little mouths around this parts.
because is real Polynesian, you understand!"

Lack of nookies got me I see it has!
AHH-WAY LACK OF GOT ME!
phrase!
Ahh-Way, Come on I to lay you.
AHH-WAY, COME ON I TO LAY YOU!
Excellent! Excellent!
Why much than we had hoped!

"Why, my Goodness me, do you we can do it up to tempo!?
Do you you can do it up to tempo!?
YEAH!
go!
Up to for the little Mother-Fucker's!
WE GO!

IF YOU'RE CRACKING UP FROM LACK OF SHACKING UP!
IF YOU'RE CRACKING UP HAVING LACK OF SHACKING UP!
IF YOU'RE UP, WHY DON'T YOU PACK IT UP!
YOU GOT TO YOURSELF A CRAZY KIND OF LOVE!

TWO-THREE-FOUR!
AAH-WAY!
LACK OF GOT ME!
AHH WAY!
ON I WANNA LAY YA!
YOU FIND YOURSELF A CRAZY KIND OF LOVE!
RIGHT,
YOU FIND YOURSELF A CRAZY KIND OF LOVE!
RIGHT,
YOU GOTTA FIND YOURSELF A CRAZY OF L-O-O-O-OVE!...

out of the woods,
out of the dark,
out of the night.
Step the sun,
step the light,
then your eyes
and will open, ahhh,
open, ahhh,
open, open, open, up.

Arnstein!
Arnstein!
Arnstein!

Hey! on along and listen to
the of Broadway.
The and boopa-doo.
The of Broadway.

The begins to go to town
and everyone crazy.
You rock-a-bye your baby
everything gets hazy.
Hush-a-bye, I'm gonna buy you and that,
you hear daddy sing.
Then baby home to her flat
to all day.

night, baby.
Good night. on his way.
tight, oh, my baby.
You sleep tight. call it a day.

to, the lullaby,
of ol-gone, you know old.
Come on Broadway!
yeah, brodway, yeah, broadway!
The of Bro-o-o-oadway!
Yow!