Luyện nghe bài hát The Vicki Eydie Show: Around The World/Istanbul/Fiesta In Rio/South Seas Scene/Hawaiian War Chant...

"And now, And now, And now!
Comes my part.
This is the part
I get to myself,
to... Cleveland.
All my hopes, fears,
and desires,
right here, now,
in this section.
I have been in
for 10 years and time
I have to go on the stage
I have dream,
I am trapped in an act,
not of my own design,
In act, I demonstrate
the kind of I might
have become, had I not
blessed brains,
and gorgeous tits!
Yes indeed and Germs,
in this, in this I demonstrate
the kind of preformer I have
become had I only blessed
with tits, yes, here they are!
Here thay are, You've read them
in people magazine, were featured
on the of life.
1st, 1954,
3 year old baby with 38 chest.
That was to behold! Ahh.
Now, the name of the
that I play in my dream is Eydie',
Vickie Eydie is definitely a act,
Eydie is not the kind performer
who goes around any old kind of song
she to sing, you understand!
No, this act, what can I call it? It is a revue,
She not, of course, travel alone, no,
She has hired a famous, singing trio!
Dazzling Eat-ettes'
And if I am not mistake, here
this very mimette,
minute!! Here come!
Dazzling Eat-ettes'
Oh God! to my nightmare!"

"And now!
The Room'
high atop 'Swingos Motor Lodge'
in gorgeous downtown 'Seven
is to present,
The inevitable stylings
of the acclaimed
Miss Eydie!
In her internationnally
'Around the world Revue'
'Around the in 80 ways!'
And now, Vicki!!

Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey!
Around the world Ive
for you, I traveled on when
was gone to a rendezvous.

Say, I somewhere, sometime,
somehow, you look at me
and I would see the youre smiling now. OOH!

It might have been in Down,
or in New York, or Gay Paree,
or even, Town.

Hey! What difference it make?
No will I go all around the world,
for I found my world in,
Y-O-U, HEY! Ha!

"What does it make!?
Jokers, and Smokers!
How are you tonight!?
are you tonight!?
And how does your say!?
Have we got a little treat in for you tonight!
We're gonna you on a wonderful little
around this glorious little globe of ours!
we feature songs of many colors, and flags of lots of
And the first on this whirl-wind cavelcade.
The exotic East!
With a 'turbular' tune.
we go, Girls! OW!"

Istanbul was
Now Istanbul, not Constantinople
Been a long time gone,
Now it's Turkish on a moonlit night

Every gal in
Lives in Istanbul, not
So if got a date in Constantinople
She'll be in Istanbul

old New York
Was New Amsterdam, Hey!
Why changed it I can't say
People just it better that way

Nya, Nya, Nya!
Sing the Girls!
Nya, Nya, Nya!

Sing out, out.
Nya, Nya, Nya!...
Wow!

So take me to Constantinople
No, you go back to Constantinople
Been a long gone, Constantinople
Why did Constantinople get the
That's nobody's business but the
HEY!!!

"But no to linger!
No to linger!
Vicki gets preposterous
on the bosperous!
But as I say no time to
in the empire,
For I hear by the of the
castanettes, we are off,
off, off, off we are off.
Off to Br-r-r-r-r-r-r-azil! a-Br-r-razil. Brazil...
of hope, Land of hemp.
Hmmmm.
I this next musical composition
for the festival at 'Piranha
I did not win
that festival,
would not be here in,
er... Cleveland!
But no, nevermind!
For me, this sums up the
of the Latin-American experience.
See if you understand what I mean"

It was Fiesta.
moonlight.
It was, it was
and he me so tight.
I thought, I I was dying.
But I had the clap.
It was
and I had the clap.

to do in Rio,
when you even pee-o?
I had a bum time,
it was fiesta.
I-I-I-I-I-I-I!

When he the light down low
he said, "Oh Vickie, I, I want you so."

I was a forced, to remove myself from his lap.
You take at Fiesta. You beware, beware at Fiesta.
Oh there at Fiesta, he will you the . . .

[ to beat ]

Wa-hoo, Hey!

"Catchy,
Yeah, I thought you'd that!
But no time to linger in America,
For I hear by the sound of the guitar,
That it is time for us to along,
Yes, indeed and gentlemen,
we are on our way, and in time
for Eydie's South Sea Adventure!
Ahh, the Sea's, The South Sea's,
where I peace, contentment and
many fruits I had not known before!
Yes, and Gentlemen, Vicki Eydie eats papaya!
We are about to you, one the most beautiful
and sensual of all the rituals for you and
here are some and sensual native's right now!"

In the south sea of Tawanga,
I let go.
a beautiful setting for romancing,
and the palms too and fro.
And the men are so handsome,
they you really know,
it's like not to be left lonely
as they soft and low.

If you're cracking up from having of shaking up.
If you're up from having lack of shaking up.
If you're up, why don't you pack it up?
You got to yourself a crazy kind of love

Lack-of-nookies-got-me!

Come-on-I-wanna-lay-ya!

You got to yourself a crazy kind of love!

took me down by the waterfall,
they showed me island ways.
gave me beautiful flowers,
and pretty island lays.
I forgot what was right,
and I learned what was bad.
But now I am the of the island,
and they me feel very glad.

If you're cracking up from lack of shaking up.
If you're cracking up from lack of shaking up.
If you're up, why don't you pack it up?
You got to find yourself a crazy of love.

Lack-of-nookies-got-me!

Come-on-I-wanna-lay-ya!

You got to find yourself a kind of love!
Right
You got to find yourself a kind of love!
Right
You got to find a crazy kind of love!

"Here we go!!!
Time to sing along Vicki Eydie!
Don't you want sing along with Eydie!? Yeah!
Ok, music!
I first, then you,
Get it?
Got it?
Good!"

If you're cracking up from lack of shacking up!
If cracking up from having lack--
God, what a quiet, little group.
What a quiet, little group!
Now that the are on,
I see just how quiet and tasteful you are!
try it again!
Me first,
you,
loud!

If you're cracking up from having of shacking up!
IF CRACKING UP FROM HAVING LACK OF SHACKING UP!
Wonderful!
If cracking up from having lack of shacking up!
IF YOU'RE CRACKING UP FROM HAVING LACK OF UP!
If cracking up...
IF CRACKING UP!
Why you pack it up!
WHY YOU PACK IT UP!
And find yourself a kind of Love!
AND FIND A CRAZY KIND OF LOVE!

"Now comes the hard part.
Now, many Caucasians have a lot of
wrapping their little mouths around parts.
this is real Polynesian, you understand!"

Ahh-Way Lack of got me I see it has!
LACK OF NOOKIES GOT ME!
phrase!
Ahh-Way, on I want to lay you.
AHH-WAY, ON I WANT TO LAY YOU!
Excellent! Excellent!
Why better than we had hoped!

"Why, my Goodness me, do you we can do it up to tempo!?
Do you you can do it up to tempo!?
YEAH!
go!
Up to for the little Mother-Fucker's!
WE GO!

IF CRACKING UP FROM HAVING LACK OF SHACKING UP!
IF YOU'RE UP FROM HAVING LACK OF SHACKING UP!
IF YOU'RE CRACKING UP, WHY DON'T YOU IT UP!
YOU GOT TO YOURSELF A CRAZY KIND OF LOVE!

TWO-THREE-FOUR!
AAH-WAY!
LACK OF GOT ME!
AHH WAY!
ON I WANNA LAY YA!
YOU GOTTA FIND YOURSELF A KIND OF LOVE!
RIGHT,
YOU GOTTA YOURSELF A CRAZY KIND OF LOVE!
RIGHT,
YOU GOTTA FIND YOURSELF A CRAZY OF L-O-O-O-OVE!...

out of the woods,
out of the dark,
out of the night.
Step the sun,
into the light,
then open eyes
and love open, ahhh,
open, ahhh,
open, open, open, up.

Arnstein!
Arnstein!
Arnstein!

Hey! on along and listen to
the of Broadway.
The and boopa-doo.
The of Broadway.

The begins to go to town
and everyone crazy.
You rock-a-bye baby 'round
'til gets hazy.
Hush-a-bye, I'm gonna buy you and that,
you hear your sing.
baby goes home to her flat
to all day.

night, baby.
Good night. on his way.
tight, oh, my baby.
You sleep tight. call it a day.

to, the lullaby,
of ol-gone, you it's old.
Come on Broadway!
yeah, brodway, yeah, broadway!
The of Bro-o-o-oadway!
Yow!