Luyện nghe bài hát The Vicki Eydie Show: Around The World/Istanbul/Fiesta In Rio/South Seas Scene/Hawaiian War Chant...

"And now, And now, And now!
Comes my part.
This is the part
I get to myself,
to... Cleveland.
All my hopes, fears,
and desires,
right here, now,
in little section.
I been in showbusiness
for 10 years and time
I to go back on the stage
I this dream,
That I am in an act,
not of my own design,
In act, I demonstrate
the of performer I might
have become, had I not
with brains,
talent and tits!
Yes Ladies and Germs,
in this, in this I demonstrate
the kind of preformer I have
become had I only blessed
gorgeous tits, yes, here they are!
Here thay are, You've read them
in people magazine, they were
on the of life.
1st, 1954,
3 year old baby with 38 chest.
That was to behold! Ahh.
Now, the of the performer
that I in my dream is 'Vicki Eydie',
Vickie Eydie is definitely a act,
Vickie Eydie is not the performer
who goes singing any old kind of song
she to sing, you understand!
No, this act, what can I call it? It is a revue,
She does not, of course, alone, no,
She has a once famous, singing trio!
'The Dazzling
And if I am not mistake, they
this very mimette,
minute!! they come!
'The Eat-ettes'
Oh God! to my nightmare!"

"And now!
The Room'
high atop 'Swingos Motor Lodge'
in downtown 'Seven Hills'
is to present,
The song stylings
of the acclaimed
Miss Eydie!
In her acclaimed
'Around the world Revue'
'Around the in 80 ways!'
And now, Vicki!!

Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey!
Around the world Ive
for you, I traveled on when
was gone to a rendezvous.

Say, I somewhere, sometime,
somehow, you would at me
and I see the smile youre smiling now. OOH!

It might been in County Down,
or in New York, or Gay Paree,
or even, Town.

Hey! difference does it make?
No more will I go all the world,
for I found my world in,
Y-O-U, HEY! Ha!

"What difference it make!?
Jokers, and Smokers!
How are you tonight!?
are you tonight!?
And how does sign say!?
Have we got a little in store for you tonight!
We're gonna you on a wonderful little
trip this glorious little globe of ours!
we feature songs of colors, and flags of lots of nations
And the first stop on this cavelcade.
The Middle East!
a veritable 'turbular' tune.
we go, Girls! OW!"

Istanbul was
Now Istanbul, not Constantinople
Been a long time gone,
Now it's Turkish delight on a moonlit

gal in Constantinople
in Istanbul, not Constantinople
So if you've got a date in
She'll be waiting in

Even old New
Was New Amsterdam, Hey!
Why they changed it I say
People just liked it that way

Nya, Nya, Nya!
Sing the Girls!
Nya, Nya, Nya!

Sing out, out.
Nya, Nya, Nya!...
Wow!

So me back to Constantinople
No, you can't go back to
Been a time gone, Constantinople
Why did Constantinople get the
That's business but the Turks'
HEY!!!

"But no to linger!
No to linger!
Vicki Eydie preposterous
on the bosperous!
But as I say no to linger
in the empire,
For I hear by the of the
castanettes, we are off,
off, off, off we are off.
Off to Br-r-r-r-r-r-r-azil! a-Br-r-razil. Brazil...
Land of hope, of hemp.
Hmmmm.
I wrote this next composition
for the festival at Del-Rey'
I did not win
that festival,
OtherwiseIi would not be in,
er... Cleveland!
But no, nevermind!
For me, this song up the
essence of the experience.
See if you don't what I mean"

It was Fiesta.
moonlight.
It was, it was
and he me so tight.
I thought, I I was dying.
But I had the clap.
It was
and I had the clap.

to do in Rio,
when you can't even
I had a bum time,
it was fiesta.
I-I-I-I-I-I-I!

When he turned the light low
he said, "Oh Vickie, I, I want you so."

I was a forced, to remove myself from his lap.
You care at Fiesta. You beware, beware at Fiesta.
Oh at Fiesta, he will give you the . . .

[ Clapping to ]

Wa-hoo, Hey!

"Catchy,
Yeah, I thought enjoy that!
But no to linger in South America,
For I hear by the sound of the guitar,
it is time for us to move along,
Yes, Ladies and gentlemen,
we are on our way, and just in
for Eydie's South Sea Adventure!
Ahh, the South Sea's, The Sea's,
where I peace, contentment and
tropical fruits I had not known before!
Yes, Ladies and Gentlemen, Vicki eats papaya!
We are about to recreatefor you, one the most
and sensual of all the rituals for you and
are some beautiful and sensual native's right now!"

In the south sea of Tawanga,
I let go.
What a beautiful for romancing,
and the sway too and fro.
And the men are so handsome,
they make you know,
what it's not to be left lonely
as sing soft and low.

If you're cracking up from lack of shaking up.
If you're cracking up from having lack of up.
If cracking up, why don't you pack it up?
You got to yourself a crazy kind of love

Lack-of-nookies-got-me!

Come-on-I-wanna-lay-ya!

You got to find yourself a crazy of love!

They me down by the waterfall,
they showed me their ways.
They me beautiful flowers,
and pretty island lays.
I forgot what was right,
and I what was very bad.
But now I am the of the island,
and they make me very glad.

If you're cracking up from having of shaking up.
If you're cracking up from having lack of up.
If you're cracking up, why you pack it up?
You got to find yourself a crazy of love.

Lack-of-nookies-got-me!

Come-on-I-wanna-lay-ya!

You got to find a crazy kind of love!
Right
You got to find a crazy kind of love!
That's
You got to find yourself a crazy of love!

"Here we go!!!
Time to sing along Vicki Eydie!
Don't you want sing with Vicki Eydie!? Yeah!
Ok, music!
I first, then you,
Get it?
Got it?
Good!"

If you're up from having lack of shacking up!
If you're cracking up from having
God, a quiet, quiet little group.
a quiet, tasteful little group!
Now the lights are on,
I see just how quiet and tasteful you are!
try it again!
Me first,
you,
loud!

If you're up from having lack of shacking up!
IF YOU'RE CRACKING UP FROM LACK OF SHACKING UP!
Wonderful!
If you're cracking up from having lack of up!
IF YOU'RE UP FROM HAVING LACK OF SHACKING UP!
If cracking up...
IF CRACKING UP!
Why don't you it up!
WHY YOU PACK IT UP!
And find yourself a crazy of Love!
AND FIND A CRAZY KIND OF LOVE!

"Now here comes the part.
Now, Caucasians have a lot of diffulty
wrapping their mouths around this parts.
because this is Polynesian, you understand!"

Lack of nookies got me I see it has!
AHH-WAY OF NOOKIES GOT ME!
phrase!
Ahh-Way, Come on I to lay you.
AHH-WAY, ON I WANT TO LAY YOU!
Excellent! Excellent!
Why much than we had hoped!

"Why, my Goodness me, do you we can do it up to tempo!?
Do you you can do it up to tempo!?
YEAH!
go!
Up to for the little Mother-Fucker's!
WE GO!

IF YOU'RE CRACKING UP FROM LACK OF SHACKING UP!
IF YOU'RE UP FROM HAVING LACK OF SHACKING UP!
IF YOU'RE CRACKING UP, WHY DON'T YOU IT UP!
YOU GOT TO YOURSELF A CRAZY KIND OF LOVE!

TWO-THREE-FOUR!
AAH-WAY!
OF NOOKIE'S GOT ME!
AHH WAY!
COME ON I LAY YA!
YOU GOTTA FIND YOURSELF A KIND OF LOVE!
RIGHT,
YOU GOTTA FIND A CRAZY KIND OF LOVE!
RIGHT,
YOU FIND YOURSELF A CRAZY KIND OF L-O-O-O-OVE!...

out of the woods,
out of the dark,
out of the night.
Step the sun,
step the light,
then open your
and love open, ahhh,
open, ahhh,
open, open, open, up.

Arnstein!
Arnstein!
Arnstein!

Hey! Come on and listen to
the of Broadway.
The and boopa-doo.
The of Broadway.

The begins to go to town
and goes crazy.
You your baby 'round
everything gets hazy.
Hush-a-bye, I'm gonna buy you and that,
you your daddy sing.
Then baby goes home to her
to all day.

night, baby.
Good night. on his way.
tight, oh, my baby.
You tight. Let's call it a day.

to, the lullaby,
of ol-gone, you it's old.
on along Broadway!
yeah, brodway, yeah, broadway!
The of Bro-o-o-oadway!
Yow!