Luyện nghe bài hát The Vicki Eydie Show: Around The World/Istanbul/Fiesta In Rio/South Seas Scene/Hawaiian War Chant...

"And now, And now, And now!
Comes my part.
is the part where
I get to myself,
to... Cleveland.
All my hopes, fears,
and desires,
right here, now,
in this section.
I been in showbusiness
for 10 years and time
I have to go back on the
I have dream,
I am trapped in an act,
not of my own design,
In this act, I
the kind of performer I
become, had I not been
blessed brains,
talent and tits!
Yes Ladies and Germs,
in this, in this dream I
the kind of preformer I have
become had I only been
gorgeous tits, yes, here they are!
Here thay are, You've read about
in magazine, they were featured
on the of life.
1st, 1954,
3 year old baby 38 inch chest.
That was to behold! Ahh.
Now, the name of the
I play in my dream is 'Vicki Eydie',
Vickie Eydie is definitely a act,
Vickie Eydie is not the performer
who goes around singing any old kind of
she to sing, you understand!
No, this act, what can I call it? It is a revue,
She not, of course, travel alone, no,
She has a once famous, singing trio!
'The Dazzling
And if I am not mistake, here
comes very mimette,
minute!! they come!
Dazzling Eat-ettes'
Oh God! to my nightmare!"

"And now!
The 'Plywood
atop 'Swingos Celebrity Motor Lodge'
in gorgeous downtown 'Seven
is to present,
The inevitable song
of the acclaimed
Miss Eydie!
In her internationnally
'Around the world entitled
the world in 80 ways!'
And now, Vicki!!

Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey!
Around the Ive searched
for you, I traveled on when
was gone to a rendezvous.

Say, I somewhere, sometime,
somehow, you would at me
and I see the smile youre smiling now. OOH!

It might have in County Down,
or in New York, or Gay Paree,
or even, Town.

Hey! What difference it make?
No more will I go all the world,
for I found my world in,
Y-O-U, HEY! Ha!

"What does it make!?
Jokers, and Smokers!
How are you tonight!?
are you tonight!?
And how does sign say!?
Have we got a little treat in for you tonight!
We're take you on a wonderful little
trip around this glorious little of ours!
we feature of many colors, and flags of lots of nations
And the stop on this whirl-wind cavelcade.
The exotic East!
With a veritable tune.
we go, Girls! OW!"

Istanbul was
Now it's Istanbul, not
Been a long gone, Constantinople
Now it's Turkish delight on a moonlit

gal in Constantinople
Lives in Istanbul, not
So if you've got a date in
be waiting in Istanbul

Even old New
Was New Amsterdam, Hey!
Why they changed it I say
just liked it better that way

Nya, Nya, Nya!
Sing the Girls!
Nya, Nya, Nya!

Sing out, out.
Nya, Nya, Nya!...
Wow!

So take me to Constantinople
No, you can't go to Constantinople
Been a long time gone,
Why did get the works
That's nobody's but the Turks'
HEY!!!

"But no to linger!
No to linger!
Vicki Eydie gets
on the bosperous!
But as I say no to linger
in the empire,
For I by the sound of the
castanettes, we are off,
off, off, off we are off.
Off to Br-r-r-r-r-r-r-azil! a-Br-r-razil. Brazil...
of hope, Land of hemp.
Hmmmm.
I this next musical composition
for the festival at 'Piranha
I did not win
that festival,
OtherwiseIi would not be in,
er... Cleveland!
But no, nevermind!
For me, song sums up the
of the Latin-American experience.
See if you understand what I mean"

It was Fiesta.
moonlight.
It was, it was
and he me so tight.
I thought, I I was dying.
But I had the clap.
It was
and I had the clap.

to do in Rio,
when you can't even
I had a bum time,
it was fiesta.
I-I-I-I-I-I-I!

When he the light down low
he said, "Oh Miss Vickie, I, I you so."

I was a forced, forced to myself from his lap.
You care at Fiesta. You beware, beware at Fiesta.
Oh there at Fiesta, he give you the . . .

[ to beat ]

Wa-hoo, Hey!

"Catchy,
Yeah, I thought you'd that!
But no time to in South America,
For I hear by the sound of the guitar,
That it is for us to move along,
Yes, indeed and gentlemen,
we are on our way, and in time
for Vicki Eydie's Sea Adventure!
Ahh, the South Sea's, The Sea's,
I found peace, contentment and
many tropical fruits I had not before!
Yes, Ladies and Gentlemen, Vicki eats papaya!
We are to recreatefor you, one the most beautiful
and sensual of all the native for you and
are some beautiful and sensual native's right now!"

In the south sea of Tawanga,
I let go.
What a setting for romancing,
and the palms too and fro.
And the men are so handsome,
they make you know,
what like not to be left lonely
as they soft and low.

If you're cracking up from lack of shaking up.
If you're up from having lack of shaking up.
If you're cracking up, why you pack it up?
You got to find a crazy kind of love

Lack-of-nookies-got-me!

Come-on-I-wanna-lay-ya!

You got to yourself a crazy kind of love!

They took me by the waterfall,
showed me their island ways.
They me beautiful flowers,
and pretty good lays.
I forgot what was right,
and I learned what was bad.
But now I am the of the island,
and they make me very glad.

If cracking up from having lack of shaking up.
If you're cracking up from lack of shaking up.
If you're cracking up, why you pack it up?
You got to yourself a crazy kind of love.

Lack-of-nookies-got-me!

Come-on-I-wanna-lay-ya!

You got to yourself a crazy kind of love!
Right
You got to yourself a crazy kind of love!
Right
You got to yourself a crazy kind of love!

"Here we go!!!
Time to sing along with Eydie!
Don't you sing along with Vicki Eydie!? Yeah!
Ok, music!
I sing first, you,
Get it?
Got it?
Good!"

If you're up from having lack of shacking up!
If you're cracking up from lack--
God, a quiet, quiet little group.
What a quiet, little group!
Now the lights are on,
I see just how quiet and tasteful you are!
try it again!
Me first,
you,
loud!

If you're cracking up from having lack of up!
IF YOU'RE UP FROM HAVING LACK OF SHACKING UP!
Wonderful!
If you're up from having lack of shacking up!
IF YOU'RE CRACKING UP FROM LACK OF SHACKING UP!
If you're up...
IF YOU'RE UP!
Why you pack it up!
WHY DON'T YOU IT UP!
And find yourself a kind of Love!
AND YOURSELF A CRAZY KIND OF LOVE!

"Now here comes the part.
Now, many Caucasians a lot of diffulty
wrapping their mouths around this parts.
because is real Polynesian, you understand!"

Ahh-Way of nookies got me I see it has!
LACK OF NOOKIES GOT ME!
phrase!
Ahh-Way, on I want to lay you.
AHH-WAY, COME ON I TO LAY YOU!
Excellent! Excellent!
Why much than we had hoped!

"Why, my Goodness me, do you we can do it up to tempo!?
Do you you can do it up to tempo!?
YEAH!
go!
Up to tempo for the Mother-Fucker's!
WE GO!

IF YOU'RE CRACKING UP FROM HAVING OF SHACKING UP!
IF YOU'RE CRACKING UP FROM HAVING OF SHACKING UP!
IF YOU'RE UP, WHY DON'T YOU PACK IT UP!
YOU GOT TO YOURSELF A CRAZY KIND OF LOVE!

TWO-THREE-FOUR!
AAH-WAY!
LACK OF GOT ME!
AHH WAY!
COME ON I LAY YA!
YOU GOTTA FIND YOURSELF A CRAZY OF LOVE!
RIGHT,
YOU FIND YOURSELF A CRAZY KIND OF LOVE!
RIGHT,
YOU GOTTA FIND YOURSELF A CRAZY OF L-O-O-O-OVE!...

out of the woods,
out of the dark,
out of the night.
Step the sun,
step the light,
then open eyes
and will open, ahhh,
open, ahhh,
open, open, open, up.

Arnstein!
Arnstein!
Arnstein!

Hey! Come on along and to
the of Broadway.
The and boopa-doo.
The of Broadway.

The band to go to town
and everyone crazy.
You rock-a-bye your 'round
everything gets hazy.
Hush-a-bye, I'm buy you this and that,
you your daddy sing.
Then baby home to her flat
to all day.

night, baby.
Good night. on his way.
tight, oh, my baby.
You sleep tight. Let's it a day.

to, the lullaby,
of ol-gone, you it's old.
on along Broadway!
yeah, brodway, yeah, broadway!
The of Bro-o-o-oadway!
Yow!