Luyện nghe bài hát The Vicki Eydie Show: Around The World/Istanbul/Fiesta In Rio/South Seas Scene/Hawaiian War Chant...

"And now, And now, And now!
Comes my part.
is the part where
I get to myself,
to... Cleveland.
All my hopes, fears,
and desires,
right here, now,
in little section.
I have in showbusiness
for 10 and every time
I to go back on the stage
I this dream,
That I am in an act,
not of my own design,
In this act, I
the kind of I might
become, had I not been
blessed brains,
and gorgeous tits!
Yes indeed and Germs,
in this, in this dream I
the kind of preformer I would
become had I been blessed
with gorgeous tits, yes, they are!
Here thay are, You've about them
in magazine, they were featured
on the of life.
1st, 1954,
3 old baby with 38 inch chest.
That was to behold! Ahh.
Now, the name of the
I play in my dream is 'Vicki Eydie',
Vickie Eydie is a lounge act,
Vickie is not the kind performer
who goes around any old kind of song
she to sing, you understand!
No, this act, what can I it? It is a global revue,
She not, of course, travel alone, no,
She has hired a once famous, trio!
Dazzling Eat-ettes'
And if I am not mistake, they
comes very mimette,
minute!! they come!
'The Eat-ettes'
Oh God! to my nightmare!"

"And now!
The 'Plywood
high 'Swingos Celebrity Motor Lodge'
in gorgeous downtown 'Seven
is to present,
The inevitable stylings
of the acclaimed
Vicki Eydie!
In her internationnally
'Around the world entitled
the world in 80 ways!'
And now, Vicki!!

Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey!
Around the Ive searched
for you, I traveled on when
was gone to a rendezvous.

Say, I somewhere, sometime,
somehow, you would at me
and I would see the youre smiling now. OOH!

It might have been in Down,
or in New York, or Gay Paree,
or even, Town.

Hey! What difference does it
No more will I go all the world,
for I found my world in,
Y-O-U, HEY! Ha!

"What difference it make!?
Jokers, and Smokers!
How are you tonight!?
are you tonight!?
And how your sign say!?
Have we got a little treat in for you tonight!
We're gonna take you on a little
trip around this glorious globe of ours!
we feature songs of colors, and flags of lots of nations
And the first on this whirl-wind cavelcade.
The Middle East!
a veritable 'turbular' tune.
we go, Girls! OW!"

Istanbul was
Now it's Istanbul, not
Been a time gone, Constantinople
Now Turkish delight on a moonlit night

gal in Constantinople
Lives in Istanbul, not
So if got a date in Constantinople
She'll be in Istanbul

Even old New
Was New Amsterdam, Hey!
Why they it I can't say
People just it better that way

Nya, Nya, Nya!
the song Girls!
Nya, Nya, Nya!

Sing out, out.
Nya, Nya, Nya!...
Wow!

So me back to Constantinople
No, you can't go back to
a long time gone, Constantinople
Why did get the works
That's nobody's business but the
HEY!!!

"But no to linger!
No to linger!
Vicki gets preposterous
on the bosperous!
But as I say no to linger
in the empire,
For I by the sound of the
castanettes, we are off,
off, off, off we are off.
Off to Br-r-r-r-r-r-r-azil! a-Br-r-razil. Brazil...
of hope, Land of hemp.
Hmmmm.
I wrote next musical composition
for the at 'Piranha Del-Rey'
I did not win
that festival,
OtherwiseIi not be here in,
er... Cleveland!
But no, nevermind!
For me, this sums up the
of the Latin-American experience.
See if you don't understand I mean"

It was Fiesta.
moonlight.
It was, it was
and he me so tight.
I thought, I I was dying.
But I had the clap.
It was
and I had the clap.

to do in Rio,
when you even pee-o?
I had a bum time,
it was fiesta.
I-I-I-I-I-I-I!

When he turned the down low
he said, "Oh Miss Vickie, I, I you so."

I was a forced, forced to remove from his lap.
You take care at Fiesta. You beware, at Fiesta.
Oh at Fiesta, he will give you the . . .

[ Clapping to ]

Wa-hoo, Hey!

"Catchy,
Yeah, I thought you'd that!
But no time to in South America,
For I hear by the sound of the guitar,
That it is for us to move along,
Yes, Ladies and gentlemen,
we are on our way, and in time
for Vicki South Sea Adventure!
Ahh, the South Sea's, The Sea's,
where I peace, contentment and
tropical fruits I had not known before!
Yes, Ladies and Gentlemen, Vicki Eydie papaya!
We are about to recreatefor you, one the beautiful
and of all the native rituals for you and
here are some beautiful and sensual right now!"

In the south sea of Tawanga,
I let go.
What a beautiful for romancing,
and the palms too and fro.
And the men are so handsome,
they you really know,
what like not to be left lonely
as they sing and low.

If you're cracking up having lack of shaking up.
If you're cracking up from having lack of up.
If you're up, why don't you pack it up?
You got to find a crazy kind of love

Lack-of-nookies-got-me!

Come-on-I-wanna-lay-ya!

You got to yourself a crazy kind of love!

They took me by the waterfall,
they showed me island ways.
gave me beautiful flowers,
and good island lays.
I forgot what was right,
and I learned was very bad.
But now I am the of the island,
and make me feel very glad.

If you're up from having lack of shaking up.
If you're up from having lack of shaking up.
If you're cracking up, why you pack it up?
You got to yourself a crazy kind of love.

Lack-of-nookies-got-me!

Come-on-I-wanna-lay-ya!

You got to find yourself a crazy of love!
That's
You got to find a crazy kind of love!
That's
You got to find a crazy kind of love!

"Here we go!!!
to sing along with Vicki Eydie!
Don't you want sing along with Eydie!? Yeah!
Ok, music!
I first, then you,
Get it?
Got it?
Good!"

If you're cracking up from having lack of up!
If cracking up from having lack--
God, what a quiet, quiet group.
a quiet, tasteful little group!
Now that the are on,
I see how quiet and tasteful you really are!
try it again!
Me first,
you,
loud!

If you're cracking up from lack of shacking up!
IF CRACKING UP FROM HAVING LACK OF SHACKING UP!
Wonderful!
If you're cracking up from having lack of up!
IF YOU'RE CRACKING UP FROM HAVING OF SHACKING UP!
If you're up...
IF CRACKING UP!
Why don't you it up!
WHY YOU PACK IT UP!
And find yourself a crazy of Love!
AND FIND YOURSELF A KIND OF LOVE!

"Now here the hard part.
Now, many Caucasians have a lot of
wrapping little mouths around this parts.
this is real Polynesian, you understand!"

Ahh-Way of nookies got me I see it has!
AHH-WAY OF NOOKIES GOT ME!
phrase!
Ahh-Way, on I want to lay you.
AHH-WAY, ON I WANT TO LAY YOU!
Excellent! Excellent!
Why much better we had hoped!

"Why, my me, do you think we can do it up to tempo!?
Do you you can do it up to tempo!?
YEAH!
go!
Up to for the little Mother-Fucker's!
WE GO!

IF YOU'RE CRACKING UP FROM HAVING OF SHACKING UP!
IF YOU'RE CRACKING UP HAVING LACK OF SHACKING UP!
IF YOU'RE CRACKING UP, WHY YOU PACK IT UP!
YOU GOT TO YOURSELF A CRAZY KIND OF LOVE!

TWO-THREE-FOUR!
AAH-WAY!
LACK OF GOT ME!
AHH WAY!
ON I WANNA LAY YA!
YOU GOTTA FIND YOURSELF A KIND OF LOVE!
RIGHT,
YOU FIND YOURSELF A CRAZY KIND OF LOVE!
RIGHT,
YOU GOTTA FIND YOURSELF A KIND OF L-O-O-O-OVE!...

out of the woods,
out of the dark,
out of the night.
Step the sun,
step the light,
then open your
and will open, ahhh,
open, ahhh,
open, open, open, up.

Arnstein!
Arnstein!
Arnstein!

Hey! Come on along and to
the of Broadway.
The and boopa-doo.
The of Broadway.

The begins to go to town
and goes crazy.
You rock-a-bye your 'round
everything gets hazy.
Hush-a-bye, I'm gonna buy you and that,
you hear daddy sing.
Then baby goes to her flat
to all day.

night, baby.
Good night. on his way.
tight, oh, my baby.
You tight. Let's call it a day.

to, the lullaby,
of ol-gone, you it's old.
Come on Broadway!
yeah, brodway, yeah, broadway!
The of Bro-o-o-oadway!
Yow!