Luyện nghe bài hát The Vicki Eydie Show: Around The World/Istanbul/Fiesta In Rio/South Seas Scene/Hawaiian War Chant...

"And now, And now, And now!
Comes my part.
This is the where
I get to myself,
to... Cleveland.
All my hopes, fears,
and desires,
right here, now,
in little section.
I have in showbusiness
for 10 years and time
I have to go on the stage
I have dream,
I am trapped in an act,
not of my own design,
In this act, I
the kind of performer I
become, had I not been
blessed brains,
and gorgeous tits!
Yes indeed and Germs,
in this, in this I demonstrate
the kind of preformer I have
had I only been blessed
with tits, yes, here they are!
Here thay are, You've read about
in people magazine, they featured
on the of life.
1st, 1954,
3 year old with 38 inch chest.
was something to behold! Ahh.
Now, the name of the
I play in my dream is 'Vicki Eydie',
Vickie Eydie is a lounge act,
Vickie is not the kind performer
who goes around singing any old kind of
she to sing, you understand!
No, act, what can I call it? It is a global revue,
She not, of course, travel alone, no,
She has a once famous, singing trio!
'The Dazzling
And if I am not mistake, they
comes this mimette,
minute!! they come!
'The Eat-ettes'
Oh God! to my nightmare!"

"And now!
The 'Plywood
high atop 'Swingos Celebrity Lodge'
in gorgeous downtown Hills'
is to present,
The inevitable song
of the internationnally
Vicki Eydie!
In her acclaimed
'Around the world Revue'
'Around the in 80 ways!'
And now, Vicki!!

Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey!
Around the world Ive
for you, I on when hope
was to keep a rendezvous.

Say, I somewhere, sometime,
somehow, you would at me
and I would see the smile youre now. OOH!

It might have been in Down,
or in New York, or Gay Paree,
or even, Town.

Hey! What does it make?
No more I go all around the world,
for I found my world in,
Y-O-U, HEY! Ha!

"What does it make!?
Jokers, and Smokers!
How are you tonight!?
are you tonight!?
And how does sign say!?
we got a little treat in store for you tonight!
We're gonna you on a wonderful little
trip around this glorious globe of ours!
we songs of many colors, and flags of lots of nations
And the first stop on this cavelcade.
The Middle East!
With a veritable tune.
we go, Girls! OW!"

Istanbul was
Now Istanbul, not Constantinople
Been a long gone, Constantinople
Now it's Turkish on a moonlit night

Every gal in
in Istanbul, not Constantinople
So if you've got a date in
She'll be waiting in

old New York
Was New Amsterdam, Hey!
Why changed it I can't say
People just it better that way

Nya, Nya, Nya!
the song Girls!
Nya, Nya, Nya!

Sing out, out.
Nya, Nya, Nya!...
Wow!

So take me back to
No, you can't go to Constantinople
a long time gone, Constantinople
Why did Constantinople get the
nobody's business but the Turks'
HEY!!!

"But no to linger!
No to linger!
Vicki Eydie preposterous
on the bosperous!
But as I say no to linger
in the empire,
For I hear by the of the
castanettes, we are off,
off, off, off we are off.
Off to Br-r-r-r-r-r-r-azil! a-Br-r-razil. Brazil...
of hope, Land of hemp.
Hmmmm.
I wrote next musical composition
for the at 'Piranha Del-Rey'
I did not win
that festival,
would not be here in,
er... Cleveland!
But no, nevermind!
For me, this sums up the
of the Latin-American experience.
See if you don't understand I mean"

It was Fiesta.
moonlight.
It was, it was
and he me so tight.
I thought, I I was dying.
But I had the clap.
It was
and I had the clap.

to do in Rio,
when you even pee-o?
I had a bum time,
it was fiesta.
I-I-I-I-I-I-I!

When he turned the light low
he said, "Oh Vickie, I, I want you so."

I was a forced, to remove myself from his lap.
You take at Fiesta. You beware, beware at Fiesta.
Oh there at Fiesta, he will you the . . .

[ Clapping to ]

Wa-hoo, Hey!

"Catchy,
Yeah, I you'd enjoy that!
But no time to in South America,
For I hear by the sound of the guitar,
That it is time for us to along,
Yes, Ladies and gentlemen,
we are on our way, and just in
for Vicki Eydie's Sea Adventure!
Ahh, the Sea's, The South Sea's,
where I peace, contentment and
tropical fruits I had not known before!
Yes, Ladies and Gentlemen, Vicki eats papaya!
We are to recreatefor you, one the most beautiful
and sensual of all the rituals for you and
here are some beautiful and sensual native's now!"

In the sea island of Tawanga,
I let go.
What a setting for romancing,
and the sway too and fro.
And the men are so handsome,
they you really know,
it's like not to be left lonely
as they sing and low.

If you're cracking up having lack of shaking up.
If cracking up from having lack of shaking up.
If you're up, why don't you pack it up?
You got to find yourself a crazy of love

Lack-of-nookies-got-me!

Come-on-I-wanna-lay-ya!

You got to find yourself a crazy of love!

They me down by the waterfall,
they me their island ways.
They gave me flowers,
and good island lays.
I forgot about was right,
and I learned what was bad.
But now I am the of the island,
and make me feel very glad.

If you're cracking up from lack of shaking up.
If you're cracking up having lack of shaking up.
If you're up, why don't you pack it up?
You got to yourself a crazy kind of love.

Lack-of-nookies-got-me!

Come-on-I-wanna-lay-ya!

You got to find a crazy kind of love!
That's
You got to find yourself a crazy of love!
Right
You got to yourself a crazy kind of love!

"Here we go!!!
Time to sing along Vicki Eydie!
Don't you want sing along with Eydie!? Yeah!
Ok, music!
I sing first, you,
Get it?
Got it?
Good!"

If you're cracking up from lack of shacking up!
If you're up from having lack--
God, a quiet, quiet little group.
a quiet, tasteful little group!
Now the lights are on,
I see just how and tasteful you really are!
try it again!
Me first,
you,
loud!

If you're cracking up from having lack of up!
IF CRACKING UP FROM HAVING LACK OF SHACKING UP!
Wonderful!
If you're cracking up having lack of shacking up!
IF CRACKING UP FROM HAVING LACK OF SHACKING UP!
If cracking up...
IF CRACKING UP!
Why you pack it up!
WHY YOU PACK IT UP!
And yourself a crazy kind of Love!
AND FIND YOURSELF A CRAZY OF LOVE!

"Now here comes the part.
Now, many Caucasians a lot of diffulty
wrapping their mouths around this parts.
because is real Polynesian, you understand!"

Ahh-Way of nookies got me I see it has!
LACK OF NOOKIES GOT ME!
phrase!
Ahh-Way, on I want to lay you.
AHH-WAY, COME ON I TO LAY YOU!
Excellent! Excellent!
Why much better we had hoped!

"Why, my me, do you think we can do it up to tempo!?
Do you you can do it up to tempo!?
YEAH!
go!
Up to for the little Mother-Fucker's!
WE GO!

IF YOU'RE CRACKING UP FROM HAVING LACK OF UP!
IF YOU'RE CRACKING UP FROM HAVING LACK OF UP!
IF CRACKING UP, WHY DON'T YOU PACK IT UP!
YOU GOT TO FIND A CRAZY KIND OF LOVE!

TWO-THREE-FOUR!
AAH-WAY!
OF NOOKIE'S GOT ME!
AHH WAY!
COME ON I LAY YA!
YOU GOTTA YOURSELF A CRAZY KIND OF LOVE!
RIGHT,
YOU FIND YOURSELF A CRAZY KIND OF LOVE!
RIGHT,
YOU GOTTA FIND A CRAZY KIND OF L-O-O-O-OVE!...

out of the woods,
out of the dark,
out of the night.
Step the sun,
into the light,
then open eyes
and love open, ahhh,
open, ahhh,
open, open, open, up.

Arnstein!
Arnstein!
Arnstein!

Hey! on along and listen to
the of Broadway.
The and boopa-doo.
The of Broadway.

The band begins to go to
and goes crazy.
You rock-a-bye your baby
'til everything hazy.
Hush-a-bye, I'm buy you this and that,
you hear your sing.
Then baby goes home to her
to all day.

night, baby.
Good night. on his way.
tight, oh, my baby.
You tight. Let's call it a day.

to, the lullaby,
of ol-gone, you know old.
Come on Broadway!
yeah, brodway, yeah, broadway!
The of Bro-o-o-oadway!
Yow!