Luyện nghe bài hát The Vicki Eydie Show: Around The World/Istanbul/Fiesta In Rio/South Seas Scene/Hawaiian War Chant...

"And now, And now, And now!
Comes my part.
This is the part
I get to myself,
to... Cleveland.
All my hopes, fears,
and desires,
right here, now,
in this section.
I been in showbusiness
for 10 years and time
I have to go back on the
I this dream,
I am trapped in an act,
not of my own design,
In this act, I
the of performer I might
become, had I not been
blessed brains,
and gorgeous tits!
Yes indeed and Germs,
in this, in dream I demonstrate
the kind of preformer I have
become had I only blessed
with tits, yes, here they are!
Here thay are, You've about them
in people magazine, they featured
on the of life.
1st, 1954,
3 year old baby with 38 chest.
That was to behold! Ahh.
Now, the name of the
I play in my dream is 'Vicki Eydie',
Vickie is definitely a lounge act,
Eydie is not the kind performer
who goes around singing any old of song
she to sing, you understand!
No, this act, what can I call it? It is a revue,
She does not, of course, alone, no,
She has hired a famous, singing trio!
Dazzling Eat-ettes'
And if I am not mistake, here
comes this mimette,
minute!! they come!
Dazzling Eat-ettes'
Oh God! to my nightmare!"

"And now!
The 'Plywood
high 'Swingos Celebrity Motor Lodge'
in downtown 'Seven Hills'
is to present,
The inevitable song
of the acclaimed
Vicki Eydie!
In her acclaimed
the world Revue' entitled
'Around the in 80 ways!'
And now, Vicki!!

Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey!
Around the Ive searched
for you, I on when hope
was gone to a rendezvous.

Say, I somewhere, sometime,
somehow, you look at me
and I would see the youre smiling now. OOH!

It might have in County Down,
or in New York, or Gay Paree,
or even, Town.

Hey! difference does it make?
No will I go all around the world,
for I have my world in,
Y-O-U, HEY! Ha!

"What does it make!?
Jokers, and Smokers!
How are you tonight!?
are you tonight!?
And how does sign say!?
Have we got a little in store for you tonight!
We're gonna take you on a wonderful
trip around this glorious little of ours!
we feature of many colors, and flags of lots of nations
And the first stop on this cavelcade.
The exotic East!
With a veritable tune.
we go, Girls! OW!"

Istanbul was
Now Istanbul, not Constantinople
Been a long time gone,
Now it's delight on a moonlit night

gal in Constantinople
Lives in Istanbul, not
So if got a date in Constantinople
be waiting in Istanbul

Even old New
Was New Amsterdam, Hey!
Why they changed it I say
People liked it better that way

Nya, Nya, Nya!
the song Girls!
Nya, Nya, Nya!

Sing out, out.
Nya, Nya, Nya!...
Wow!

So take me to Constantinople
No, you can't go to Constantinople
a long time gone, Constantinople
Why did get the works
That's nobody's business but the
HEY!!!

"But no to linger!
No to linger!
Vicki Eydie preposterous
on the bosperous!
But as I say no to linger
in the empire,
For I hear by the of the
castanettes, we are off,
off, off, off we are off.
Off to Br-r-r-r-r-r-r-azil! a-Br-r-razil. Brazil...
of hope, Land of hemp.
Hmmmm.
I wrote this next musical
for the festival at Del-Rey'
I did not win
that festival,
OtherwiseIi not be here in,
er... Cleveland!
But no, nevermind!
For me, this song up the
essence of the experience.
See if you don't understand I mean"

It was Fiesta.
moonlight.
It was, it was
and he me so tight.
I thought, I I was dying.
But I had the clap.
It was
and I had the clap.

to do in Rio,
when you even pee-o?
I had a bum time,
it was fiesta.
I-I-I-I-I-I-I!

When he turned the down low
he said, "Oh Vickie, I, I want you so."

I was a forced, forced to remove myself his lap.
You take at Fiesta. You beware, beware at Fiesta.
Oh there at Fiesta, he give you the . . .

[ Clapping to ]

Wa-hoo, Hey!

"Catchy,
Yeah, I you'd enjoy that!
But no time to linger in America,
For I hear by the of the slide guitar,
That it is for us to move along,
Yes, indeed and gentlemen,
we are on our way, and in time
for Eydie's South Sea Adventure!
Ahh, the Sea's, The South Sea's,
where I peace, contentment and
tropical fruits I had not known before!
Yes, Ladies and Gentlemen, Eydie eats papaya!
We are about to you, one the most beautiful
and of all the native rituals for you and
here are some beautiful and sensual native's now!"

In the sea island of Tawanga,
I let go.
What a setting for romancing,
and the palms too and fro.
And the men are so handsome,
make you really know,
what it's not to be left lonely
as sing soft and low.

If you're cracking up from having of shaking up.
If you're cracking up from having of shaking up.
If you're cracking up, why don't you it up?
You got to yourself a crazy kind of love

Lack-of-nookies-got-me!

Come-on-I-wanna-lay-ya!

You got to yourself a crazy kind of love!

took me down by the waterfall,
they showed me their ways.
They me beautiful flowers,
and good island lays.
I forgot what was right,
and I learned was very bad.
But now I am the of the island,
and they make me very glad.

If you're cracking up from lack of shaking up.
If you're cracking up having lack of shaking up.
If you're cracking up, why don't you it up?
You got to find a crazy kind of love.

Lack-of-nookies-got-me!

Come-on-I-wanna-lay-ya!

You got to yourself a crazy kind of love!
That's
You got to find yourself a crazy of love!
Right
You got to find yourself a crazy of love!

"Here we go!!!
Time to along with Vicki Eydie!
Don't you want along with Vicki Eydie!? Yeah!
Ok, music!
I sing first, you,
Get it?
Got it?
Good!"

If you're cracking up having lack of shacking up!
If you're cracking up from lack--
God, what a quiet, little group.
What a quiet, tasteful group!
Now that the are on,
I see how quiet and tasteful you really are!
try it again!
Me first,
you,
loud!

If you're cracking up from having lack of up!
IF YOU'RE UP FROM HAVING LACK OF SHACKING UP!
Wonderful!
If you're cracking up from having lack of up!
IF YOU'RE CRACKING UP FROM HAVING LACK OF UP!
If cracking up...
IF CRACKING UP!
Why you pack it up!
WHY YOU PACK IT UP!
And yourself a crazy kind of Love!
AND YOURSELF A CRAZY KIND OF LOVE!

"Now here comes the part.
Now, Caucasians have a lot of diffulty
wrapping little mouths around this parts.
because this is Polynesian, you understand!"

Ahh-Way of nookies got me I see it has!
LACK OF NOOKIES GOT ME!
phrase!
Ahh-Way, on I want to lay you.
AHH-WAY, ON I WANT TO LAY YOU!
Excellent! Excellent!
Why much better we had hoped!

"Why, my Goodness me, do you we can do it up to tempo!?
Do you you can do it up to tempo!?
YEAH!
go!
Up to for the little Mother-Fucker's!
WE GO!

IF YOU'RE CRACKING UP FROM LACK OF SHACKING UP!
IF YOU'RE UP FROM HAVING LACK OF SHACKING UP!
IF YOU'RE CRACKING UP, WHY YOU PACK IT UP!
YOU GOT TO FIND A CRAZY KIND OF LOVE!

TWO-THREE-FOUR!
AAH-WAY!
LACK OF GOT ME!
AHH WAY!
COME ON I LAY YA!
YOU GOTTA FIND A CRAZY KIND OF LOVE!
RIGHT,
YOU GOTTA FIND YOURSELF A KIND OF LOVE!
RIGHT,
YOU GOTTA FIND YOURSELF A KIND OF L-O-O-O-OVE!...

out of the woods,
out of the dark,
out of the night.
Step the sun,
into the light,
then open eyes
and love open, ahhh,
open, ahhh,
open, open, open, up.

Arnstein!
Arnstein!
Arnstein!

Hey! Come on along and to
the of Broadway.
The and boopa-doo.
The of Broadway.

The band begins to go to
and goes crazy.
You rock-a-bye baby 'round
everything gets hazy.
Hush-a-bye, I'm buy you this and that,
you your daddy sing.
Then baby goes to her flat
to all day.

night, baby.
Good night. on his way.
tight, oh, my baby.
You sleep tight. Let's it a day.

to, the lullaby,
of ol-gone, you it's old.
on along Broadway!
yeah, brodway, yeah, broadway!
The of Bro-o-o-oadway!
Yow!