Luyện nghe bài hát The Vicki Eydie Show: Around The World/Istanbul/Fiesta In Rio/South Seas Scene/Hawaiian War Chant...

"And now, And now, And now!
Comes my part.
This is the where
I get to myself,
to... Cleveland.
All my hopes, fears,
and desires,
right here, now,
in this section.
I have in showbusiness
for 10 and every time
I to go back on the stage
I have dream,
That I am in an act,
not of my own design,
In act, I demonstrate
the of performer I might
become, had I not been
blessed brains,
talent and tits!
Yes Ladies and Germs,
in this, in this I demonstrate
the kind of preformer I would
become had I only been
with gorgeous tits, yes, they are!
thay are, You've read about them
in magazine, they were featured
on the of life.
1st, 1954,
3 year old baby with 38 chest.
That was to behold! Ahh.
Now, the name of the
that I play in my is 'Vicki Eydie',
Vickie Eydie is definitely a act,
Vickie is not the kind performer
who goes around singing any old of song
she to sing, you understand!
No, this act, can I call it? It is a global revue,
She does not, of course, alone, no,
She has hired a famous, singing trio!
Dazzling Eat-ettes'
And if I am not mistake, they
comes this mimette,
minute!! they come!
'The Dazzling
Oh God! to my nightmare!"

"And now!
The 'Plywood
atop 'Swingos Celebrity Motor Lodge'
in gorgeous downtown 'Seven
is to present,
The inevitable song
of the internationnally
Vicki Eydie!
In her acclaimed
'Around the world entitled
the world in 80 ways!'
And now, Vicki!!

Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey!
the world Ive searched
for you, I traveled on when
was gone to a rendezvous.

Say, I somewhere, sometime,
somehow, you would at me
and I would see the smile youre now. OOH!

It might have in County Down,
or in New York, or Gay Paree,
or even, Town.

Hey! What does it make?
No more I go all around the world,
for I found my world in,
Y-O-U, HEY! Ha!

"What does it make!?
Jokers, and Smokers!
How are you tonight!?
are you tonight!?
And how does sign say!?
we got a little treat in store for you tonight!
We're gonna you on a wonderful little
trip this glorious little globe of ours!
we feature of many colors, and flags of lots of nations
And the first stop on this cavelcade.
The exotic East!
With a veritable tune.
we go, Girls! OW!"

Istanbul was
Now it's Istanbul, not
a long time gone, Constantinople
Now it's Turkish delight on a moonlit

Every gal in
in Istanbul, not Constantinople
So if you've got a in Constantinople
She'll be in Istanbul

Even old New
Was New Amsterdam, Hey!
Why they it I can't say
People just liked it better way

Nya, Nya, Nya!
Sing the Girls!
Nya, Nya, Nya!

Sing out, out.
Nya, Nya, Nya!...
Wow!

So take me to Constantinople
No, you can't go back to
Been a time gone, Constantinople
Why did Constantinople get the
That's nobody's business but the
HEY!!!

"But no to linger!
No to linger!
Vicki Eydie preposterous
on the bosperous!
But as I say no time to
in the empire,
For I hear by the of the
castanettes, we are off,
off, off, off we are off.
Off to Br-r-r-r-r-r-r-azil! a-Br-r-razil. Brazil...
Land of hope, of hemp.
Hmmmm.
I wrote this next composition
for the festival at 'Piranha
I did not win
that festival,
would not be here in,
er... Cleveland!
But no, nevermind!
For me, this sums up the
essence of the experience.
See if you don't what I mean"

It was Fiesta.
moonlight.
It was, it was
and he me so tight.
I thought, I I was dying.
But I had the clap.
It was
and I had the clap.

to do in Rio,
when you can't even
I had a bum time,
it was fiesta.
I-I-I-I-I-I-I!

When he turned the down low
he said, "Oh Vickie, I, I want you so."

I was a forced, forced to myself from his lap.
You take at Fiesta. You beware, beware at Fiesta.
Oh there at Fiesta, he give you the . . .

[ to beat ]

Wa-hoo, Hey!

"Catchy,
Yeah, I you'd enjoy that!
But no time to in South America,
For I by the sound of the slide guitar,
That it is time for us to along,
Yes, Ladies and gentlemen,
we are on our way, and in time
for Vicki Eydie's Sea Adventure!
Ahh, the Sea's, The South Sea's,
where I found peace, and
many tropical I had not known before!
Yes, Ladies and Gentlemen, Vicki Eydie papaya!
We are about to recreatefor you, one the beautiful
and sensual of all the rituals for you and
here are some beautiful and native's right now!"

In the south sea of Tawanga,
I let go.
What a beautiful for romancing,
and the sway too and fro.
And the men are so handsome,
they make you know,
what it's like not to be left
as they soft and low.

If you're cracking up from having of shaking up.
If you're cracking up from lack of shaking up.
If you're cracking up, why you pack it up?
You got to find yourself a crazy of love

Lack-of-nookies-got-me!

Come-on-I-wanna-lay-ya!

You got to yourself a crazy kind of love!

They me down by the waterfall,
they me their island ways.
gave me beautiful flowers,
and pretty island lays.
I forgot what was right,
and I what was very bad.
But now I am the of the island,
and make me feel very glad.

If you're up from having lack of shaking up.
If you're cracking up from having lack of up.
If you're cracking up, why you pack it up?
You got to yourself a crazy kind of love.

Lack-of-nookies-got-me!

Come-on-I-wanna-lay-ya!

You got to find yourself a kind of love!
Right
You got to find yourself a crazy of love!
That's
You got to find yourself a kind of love!

"Here we go!!!
Time to sing with Vicki Eydie!
Don't you want sing with Vicki Eydie!? Yeah!
Ok, music!
I sing first, you,
Get it?
Got it?
Good!"

If you're cracking up from having lack of up!
If you're cracking up from having
God, what a quiet, little group.
What a quiet, tasteful group!
Now the lights are on,
I see just how quiet and you really are!
try it again!
Me first,
you,
loud!

If you're up from having lack of shacking up!
IF YOU'RE CRACKING UP FROM HAVING LACK OF UP!
Wonderful!
If cracking up from having lack of shacking up!
IF YOU'RE UP FROM HAVING LACK OF SHACKING UP!
If you're up...
IF CRACKING UP!
Why don't you it up!
WHY DON'T YOU IT UP!
And find yourself a kind of Love!
AND FIND YOURSELF A CRAZY OF LOVE!

"Now here the hard part.
Now, many Caucasians a lot of diffulty
wrapping their little mouths around parts.
because is real Polynesian, you understand!"

Ahh-Way Lack of got me I see it has!
AHH-WAY OF NOOKIES GOT ME!
phrase!
Ahh-Way, Come on I to lay you.
AHH-WAY, ON I WANT TO LAY YOU!
Excellent! Excellent!
Why better than we had hoped!

"Why, my me, do you think we can do it up to tempo!?
Do you you can do it up to tempo!?
YEAH!
go!
Up to for the little Mother-Fucker's!
WE GO!

IF YOU'RE CRACKING UP FROM LACK OF SHACKING UP!
IF YOU'RE UP FROM HAVING LACK OF SHACKING UP!
IF YOU'RE UP, WHY DON'T YOU PACK IT UP!
YOU GOT TO FIND YOURSELF A CRAZY OF LOVE!

TWO-THREE-FOUR!
AAH-WAY!
LACK OF GOT ME!
AHH WAY!
ON I WANNA LAY YA!
YOU GOTTA YOURSELF A CRAZY KIND OF LOVE!
RIGHT,
YOU GOTTA FIND A CRAZY KIND OF LOVE!
RIGHT,
YOU FIND YOURSELF A CRAZY KIND OF L-O-O-O-OVE!...

out of the woods,
out of the dark,
out of the night.
Step the sun,
into the light,
then open your
and love open, ahhh,
open, ahhh,
open, open, open, up.

Arnstein!
Arnstein!
Arnstein!

Hey! on along and listen to
the of Broadway.
The and boopa-doo.
The of Broadway.

The band begins to go to
and everyone crazy.
You rock-a-bye your baby
everything gets hazy.
Hush-a-bye, I'm buy you this and that,
you hear your sing.
baby goes home to her flat
to all day.

night, baby.
Good night. on his way.
tight, oh, my baby.
You sleep tight. Let's it a day.

to, the lullaby,
of ol-gone, you it's old.
Come on Broadway!
yeah, brodway, yeah, broadway!
The of Bro-o-o-oadway!
Yow!