Luyện nghe bài hát The Vicki Eydie Show: Around The World/Istanbul/Fiesta In Rio/South Seas Scene/Hawaiian War Chant...

"And now, And now, And now!
Comes my part.
This is the where
I get to myself,
to... Cleveland.
All my hopes, fears,
and desires,
right here, now,
in this section.
I have been in
for 10 and every time
I have to go back on the
I have dream,
That I am in an act,
not of my own design,
In act, I demonstrate
the kind of I might
have become, had I not
blessed brains,
and gorgeous tits!
Yes indeed and Germs,
in this, in this I demonstrate
the kind of I would have
become had I only blessed
gorgeous tits, yes, here they are!
Here thay are, read about them
in people magazine, they featured
on the of life.
1st, 1954,
3 year old with 38 inch chest.
That was to behold! Ahh.
Now, the of the performer
that I in my dream is 'Vicki Eydie',
Vickie Eydie is a lounge act,
Eydie is not the kind performer
who goes around any old kind of song
she to sing, you understand!
No, this act, can I call it? It is a global revue,
She does not, of course, alone, no,
She has a once famous, singing trio!
Dazzling Eat-ettes'
And if I am not mistake, here
this very mimette,
minute!! Here come!
'The Eat-ettes'
Oh God! to my nightmare!"

"And now!
The 'Plywood
high atop 'Swingos Celebrity Motor
in gorgeous downtown 'Seven
is to present,
The inevitable song
of the acclaimed
Miss Eydie!
In her acclaimed
'Around the world Revue'
'Around the in 80 ways!'
And now, Vicki!!

Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey!
the world Ive searched
for you, I on when hope
was to keep a rendezvous.

Say, I somewhere, sometime,
somehow, you look at me
and I would see the smile smiling now. OOH!

It might have been in Down,
or in New York, or Gay Paree,
or even, Town.

Hey! What difference it make?
No will I go all around the world,
for I found my world in,
Y-O-U, HEY! Ha!

"What difference it make!?
Jokers, and Smokers!
How are you tonight!?
are you tonight!?
And how does your say!?
Have we got a treat in store for you tonight!
We're gonna you on a wonderful little
trip around glorious little globe of ours!
we feature of many colors, and flags of lots of nations
And the first stop on this cavelcade.
The exotic East!
With a veritable tune.
we go, Girls! OW!"

Istanbul was
Now Istanbul, not Constantinople
a long time gone, Constantinople
Now it's Turkish on a moonlit night

Every gal in
Lives in Istanbul, not
So if got a date in Constantinople
be waiting in Istanbul

Even old New
Was New Amsterdam, Hey!
Why they changed it I say
just liked it better that way

Nya, Nya, Nya!
Sing the Girls!
Nya, Nya, Nya!

Sing out, out.
Nya, Nya, Nya!...
Wow!

So take me back to
No, you go back to Constantinople
a long time gone, Constantinople
Why did get the works
That's nobody's but the Turks'
HEY!!!

"But no to linger!
No to linger!
Vicki Eydie gets
on the bosperous!
But as I say no to linger
in the empire,
For I by the sound of the
castanettes, we are off,
off, off, off we are off.
Off to Br-r-r-r-r-r-r-azil! a-Br-r-razil. Brazil...
Land of hope, of hemp.
Hmmmm.
I wrote this next musical
for the festival at 'Piranha
I did not win
that festival,
would not be here in,
er... Cleveland!
But no, nevermind!
For me, this sums up the
of the Latin-American experience.
See if you don't understand I mean"

It was Fiesta.
moonlight.
It was, it was
and he me so tight.
I thought, I I was dying.
But I had the clap.
It was
and I had the clap.

to do in Rio,
when you can't pee-o?
I had a bum time,
it was fiesta.
I-I-I-I-I-I-I!

When he turned the down low
he said, "Oh Vickie, I, I want you so."

I was a forced, forced to remove myself his lap.
You take care at Fiesta. You beware, at Fiesta.
Oh at Fiesta, he will give you the . . .

[ Clapping to ]

Wa-hoo, Hey!

"Catchy,
Yeah, I you'd enjoy that!
But no to linger in South America,
For I by the sound of the slide guitar,
That it is time for us to along,
Yes, indeed and gentlemen,
we are on our way, and in time
for Eydie's South Sea Adventure!
Ahh, the Sea's, The South Sea's,
I found peace, contentment and
many fruits I had not known before!
Yes, Ladies and Gentlemen, Vicki Eydie papaya!
We are about to recreatefor you, one the most
and sensual of all the native for you and
here are some beautiful and sensual native's now!"

In the south sea of Tawanga,
I let go.
a beautiful setting for romancing,
and the palms too and fro.
And the men are so handsome,
make you really know,
what it's not to be left lonely
as they sing and low.

If you're cracking up from having of shaking up.
If you're cracking up from having of shaking up.
If you're cracking up, why you pack it up?
You got to find yourself a kind of love

Lack-of-nookies-got-me!

Come-on-I-wanna-lay-ya!

You got to find yourself a kind of love!

took me down by the waterfall,
they showed me their ways.
They me beautiful flowers,
and good island lays.
I forgot about was right,
and I what was very bad.
But now I am the of the island,
and they me feel very glad.

If cracking up from having lack of shaking up.
If you're cracking up from having of shaking up.
If you're cracking up, why don't you it up?
You got to find a crazy kind of love.

Lack-of-nookies-got-me!

Come-on-I-wanna-lay-ya!

You got to find yourself a crazy of love!
Right
You got to yourself a crazy kind of love!
That's
You got to yourself a crazy kind of love!

"Here we go!!!
Time to sing with Vicki Eydie!
you want sing along with Vicki Eydie!? Yeah!
Ok, music!
I sing first, you,
Get it?
Got it?
Good!"

If you're cracking up from lack of shacking up!
If you're cracking up from having
God, a quiet, quiet little group.
What a quiet, little group!
Now the lights are on,
I see just how quiet and tasteful you are!
try it again!
Me first,
you,
loud!

If you're up from having lack of shacking up!
IF YOU'RE CRACKING UP FROM HAVING OF SHACKING UP!
Wonderful!
If you're cracking up from having lack of up!
IF CRACKING UP FROM HAVING LACK OF SHACKING UP!
If cracking up...
IF CRACKING UP!
Why you pack it up!
WHY YOU PACK IT UP!
And find yourself a crazy of Love!
AND FIND YOURSELF A CRAZY OF LOVE!

"Now here comes the part.
Now, many Caucasians a lot of diffulty
wrapping their little around this parts.
this is real Polynesian, you understand!"

Ahh-Way Lack of got me I see it has!
AHH-WAY LACK OF GOT ME!
phrase!
Ahh-Way, Come on I to lay you.
AHH-WAY, COME ON I TO LAY YOU!
Excellent! Excellent!
Why much better we had hoped!

"Why, my Goodness me, do you we can do it up to tempo!?
Do you you can do it up to tempo!?
YEAH!
go!
Up to for the little Mother-Fucker's!
WE GO!

IF YOU'RE CRACKING UP FROM HAVING OF SHACKING UP!
IF YOU'RE CRACKING UP FROM LACK OF SHACKING UP!
IF YOU'RE CRACKING UP, WHY DON'T YOU IT UP!
YOU GOT TO YOURSELF A CRAZY KIND OF LOVE!

TWO-THREE-FOUR!
AAH-WAY!
LACK OF GOT ME!
AHH WAY!
ON I WANNA LAY YA!
YOU GOTTA FIND YOURSELF A KIND OF LOVE!
RIGHT,
YOU GOTTA FIND A CRAZY KIND OF LOVE!
RIGHT,
YOU GOTTA FIND A CRAZY KIND OF L-O-O-O-OVE!...

out of the woods,
out of the dark,
out of the night.
Step the sun,
into the light,
then open eyes
and love open, ahhh,
open, ahhh,
open, open, open, up.

Arnstein!
Arnstein!
Arnstein!

Hey! Come on along and to
the of Broadway.
The and boopa-doo.
The of Broadway.

The band to go to town
and goes crazy.
You rock-a-bye your 'round
'til gets hazy.
Hush-a-bye, I'm gonna buy you and that,
you hear daddy sing.
Then goes home to her flat
to all day.

night, baby.
Good night. on his way.
tight, oh, my baby.
You sleep tight. call it a day.

to, the lullaby,
of ol-gone, you it's old.
Come on Broadway!
yeah, brodway, yeah, broadway!
The of Bro-o-o-oadway!
Yow!