Luyện nghe bài hát The Vicki Eydie Show: Around The World/Istanbul/Fiesta In Rio/South Seas Scene/Hawaiian War Chant...

"And now, And now, And now!
Comes my part.
This is the where
I get to myself,
to... Cleveland.
All my hopes, fears,
and desires,
right here, now,
in this section.
I been in showbusiness
for 10 years and time
I to go back on the stage
I this dream,
I am trapped in an act,
not of my own design,
In act, I demonstrate
the kind of performer I
become, had I not been
blessed brains,
and gorgeous tits!
Yes indeed and Germs,
in this, in dream I demonstrate
the of preformer I would have
had I only been blessed
with tits, yes, here they are!
Here thay are, You've read about
in magazine, they were featured
on the of life.
1st, 1954,
3 year old with 38 inch chest.
was something to behold! Ahh.
Now, the name of the
I play in my dream is 'Vicki Eydie',
Vickie Eydie is a lounge act,
Vickie Eydie is not the performer
who goes singing any old kind of song
she to sing, you understand!
No, this act, can I call it? It is a global revue,
She not, of course, travel alone, no,
She has hired a famous, singing trio!
'The Eat-ettes'
And if I am not mistake, they
this very mimette,
minute!! they come!
Dazzling Eat-ettes'
Oh God! to my nightmare!"

"And now!
The 'Plywood
high atop 'Swingos Celebrity Motor
in downtown 'Seven Hills'
is to present,
The song stylings
of the acclaimed
Miss Eydie!
In her acclaimed
'Around the Revue' entitled
the world in 80 ways!'
And now, Vicki!!

Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey!
Around the Ive searched
for you, I on when hope
was gone to a rendezvous.

Say, I somewhere, sometime,
somehow, you would at me
and I would see the youre smiling now. OOH!

It might have been in Down,
or in New York, or Gay Paree,
or even, Town.

Hey! What does it make?
No more I go all around the world,
for I have found my in,
Y-O-U, HEY! Ha!

"What does it make!?
Jokers, and Smokers!
How are you tonight!?
are you tonight!?
And how your sign say!?
we got a little treat in store for you tonight!
We're gonna you on a wonderful little
trip this glorious little globe of ours!
we feature of many colors, and flags of lots of nations
And the stop on this whirl-wind cavelcade.
The exotic East!
With a veritable tune.
we go, Girls! OW!"

Istanbul was
Now Istanbul, not Constantinople
a long time gone, Constantinople
Now it's Turkish on a moonlit night

Every gal in
in Istanbul, not Constantinople
So if got a date in Constantinople
She'll be waiting in

Even old New
Was New Amsterdam, Hey!
Why changed it I can't say
People just liked it better way

Nya, Nya, Nya!
Sing the Girls!
Nya, Nya, Nya!

Sing out, out.
Nya, Nya, Nya!...
Wow!

So me back to Constantinople
No, you can't go to Constantinople
Been a long time gone,
Why did Constantinople get the
That's nobody's but the Turks'
HEY!!!

"But no to linger!
No to linger!
Vicki Eydie preposterous
on the bosperous!
But as I say no to linger
in the empire,
For I by the sound of the
castanettes, we are off,
off, off, off we are off.
Off to Br-r-r-r-r-r-r-azil! a-Br-r-razil. Brazil...
of hope, Land of hemp.
Hmmmm.
I wrote this musical composition
for the festival at Del-Rey'
I did not win
that festival,
OtherwiseIi would not be in,
er... Cleveland!
But no, nevermind!
For me, this sums up the
of the Latin-American experience.
See if you don't what I mean"

It was Fiesta.
moonlight.
It was, it was
and he me so tight.
I thought, I I was dying.
But I had the clap.
It was
and I had the clap.

to do in Rio,
when you can't even
I had a bum time,
it was fiesta.
I-I-I-I-I-I-I!

When he the light down low
he said, "Oh Vickie, I, I want you so."

I was a forced, forced to remove from his lap.
You care at Fiesta. You beware, beware at Fiesta.
Oh there at Fiesta, he give you the . . .

[ Clapping to ]

Wa-hoo, Hey!

"Catchy,
Yeah, I you'd enjoy that!
But no to linger in South America,
For I hear by the sound of the guitar,
That it is for us to move along,
Yes, indeed and gentlemen,
we are on our way, and just in
for Vicki South Sea Adventure!
Ahh, the South Sea's, The Sea's,
where I found peace, and
tropical fruits I had not known before!
Yes, Ladies and Gentlemen, Eydie eats papaya!
We are about to you, one the most beautiful
and sensual of all the rituals for you and
are some beautiful and sensual native's right now!"

In the south sea of Tawanga,
I let go.
a beautiful setting for romancing,
and the sway too and fro.
And the men are so handsome,
they you really know,
what it's not to be left lonely
as sing soft and low.

If you're cracking up from having of shaking up.
If you're cracking up from having lack of up.
If you're up, why don't you pack it up?
You got to find yourself a crazy of love

Lack-of-nookies-got-me!

Come-on-I-wanna-lay-ya!

You got to find a crazy kind of love!

They me down by the waterfall,
showed me their island ways.
They gave me flowers,
and good island lays.
I about what was right,
and I learned what was bad.
But now I am the of the island,
and they me feel very glad.

If you're cracking up from having of shaking up.
If you're cracking up from having of shaking up.
If you're cracking up, why don't you it up?
You got to find a crazy kind of love.

Lack-of-nookies-got-me!

Come-on-I-wanna-lay-ya!

You got to find yourself a kind of love!
That's
You got to find yourself a crazy of love!
Right
You got to find a crazy kind of love!

"Here we go!!!
Time to sing along with Eydie!
Don't you want sing with Vicki Eydie!? Yeah!
Ok, music!
I first, then you,
Get it?
Got it?
Good!"

If you're up from having lack of shacking up!
If you're up from having lack--
God, a quiet, quiet little group.
What a quiet, tasteful group!
Now the lights are on,
I see just how and tasteful you really are!
try it again!
Me first,
you,
loud!

If you're cracking up having lack of shacking up!
IF YOU'RE UP FROM HAVING LACK OF SHACKING UP!
Wonderful!
If you're up from having lack of shacking up!
IF YOU'RE CRACKING UP FROM HAVING OF SHACKING UP!
If you're up...
IF YOU'RE UP!
Why you pack it up!
WHY DON'T YOU IT UP!
And find yourself a kind of Love!
AND FIND YOURSELF A KIND OF LOVE!

"Now here comes the part.
Now, many have a lot of diffulty
wrapping their mouths around this parts.
this is real Polynesian, you understand!"

Ahh-Way of nookies got me I see it has!
AHH-WAY LACK OF GOT ME!
phrase!
Ahh-Way, on I want to lay you.
AHH-WAY, COME ON I TO LAY YOU!
Excellent! Excellent!
Why much better we had hoped!

"Why, my Goodness me, do you we can do it up to tempo!?
Do you you can do it up to tempo!?
YEAH!
go!
Up to for the little Mother-Fucker's!
WE GO!

IF YOU'RE CRACKING UP FROM HAVING LACK OF UP!
IF YOU'RE CRACKING UP HAVING LACK OF SHACKING UP!
IF CRACKING UP, WHY DON'T YOU PACK IT UP!
YOU GOT TO FIND YOURSELF A CRAZY OF LOVE!

TWO-THREE-FOUR!
AAH-WAY!
LACK OF GOT ME!
AHH WAY!
COME ON I LAY YA!
YOU FIND YOURSELF A CRAZY KIND OF LOVE!
RIGHT,
YOU GOTTA FIND YOURSELF A CRAZY OF LOVE!
RIGHT,
YOU GOTTA FIND A CRAZY KIND OF L-O-O-O-OVE!...

out of the woods,
out of the dark,
out of the night.
Step the sun,
step the light,
then open eyes
and will open, ahhh,
open, ahhh,
open, open, open, up.

Arnstein!
Arnstein!
Arnstein!

Hey! Come on along and to
the of Broadway.
The and boopa-doo.
The of Broadway.

The band begins to go to
and everyone crazy.
You rock-a-bye baby 'round
'til gets hazy.
Hush-a-bye, I'm gonna buy you and that,
you your daddy sing.
baby goes home to her flat
to all day.

night, baby.
Good night. on his way.
tight, oh, my baby.
You sleep tight. call it a day.

to, the lullaby,
of ol-gone, you know old.
Come on Broadway!
yeah, brodway, yeah, broadway!
The of Bro-o-o-oadway!
Yow!