Luyện nghe bài hát The Vicki Eydie Show: Around The World/Istanbul/Fiesta In Rio/South Seas Scene/Hawaiian War Chant...

"And now, And now, And now!
Comes my part.
This is the part
I get to myself,
to... Cleveland.
All my hopes, fears,
and desires,
right here, now,
in little section.
I have in showbusiness
for 10 and every time
I have to go back on the
I have dream,
I am trapped in an act,
not of my own design,
In this act, I
the of performer I might
have become, had I not
blessed brains,
talent and tits!
Yes indeed and Germs,
in this, in dream I demonstrate
the kind of preformer I have
had I only been blessed
with gorgeous tits, yes, they are!
Here thay are, You've about them
in magazine, they were featured
on the of life.
1st, 1954,
3 year old baby 38 inch chest.
That was to behold! Ahh.
Now, the name of the
that I play in my dream is Eydie',
Vickie Eydie is definitely a act,
Eydie is not the kind performer
who goes singing any old kind of song
she to sing, you understand!
No, this act, what can I call it? It is a revue,
She does not, of course, alone, no,
She has hired a once famous, trio!
Dazzling Eat-ettes'
And if I am not mistake, here
comes this mimette,
minute!! Here come!
'The Dazzling
Oh God! to my nightmare!"

"And now!
The 'Plywood
high atop Celebrity Motor Lodge'
in gorgeous downtown Hills'
is to present,
The inevitable song
of the acclaimed
Vicki Eydie!
In her internationnally
'Around the world entitled
the world in 80 ways!'
And now, Vicki!!

Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey!
Around the world Ive
for you, I on when hope
was to keep a rendezvous.

Say, I somewhere, sometime,
somehow, you look at me
and I would see the smile youre now. OOH!

It might have in County Down,
or in New York, or Gay Paree,
or even, Town.

Hey! What difference does it
No more will I go all the world,
for I found my world in,
Y-O-U, HEY! Ha!

"What does it make!?
Jokers, and Smokers!
How are you tonight!?
are you tonight!?
And how does sign say!?
Have we got a little in store for you tonight!
gonna take you on a wonderful little
trip around this glorious little of ours!
we feature songs of many colors, and flags of of nations
And the stop on this whirl-wind cavelcade.
The Middle East!
With a 'turbular' tune.
we go, Girls! OW!"

Istanbul was
Now Istanbul, not Constantinople
Been a long gone, Constantinople
Now it's Turkish delight on a moonlit

gal in Constantinople
Lives in Istanbul, not
So if got a date in Constantinople
She'll be waiting in

Even old New
Was New Amsterdam, Hey!
Why they changed it I say
People liked it better that way

Nya, Nya, Nya!
Sing the Girls!
Nya, Nya, Nya!

Sing out, out.
Nya, Nya, Nya!...
Wow!

So take me to Constantinople
No, you go back to Constantinople
Been a long gone, Constantinople
Why did Constantinople get the
That's nobody's but the Turks'
HEY!!!

"But no to linger!
No to linger!
Vicki gets preposterous
on the bosperous!
But as I say no time to
in the empire,
For I by the sound of the
castanettes, we are off,
off, off, off we are off.
Off to Br-r-r-r-r-r-r-azil! a-Br-r-razil. Brazil...
of hope, Land of hemp.
Hmmmm.
I wrote this musical composition
for the festival at Del-Rey'
I did not win
that festival,
would not be here in,
er... Cleveland!
But no, nevermind!
For me, this song up the
of the Latin-American experience.
See if you don't understand I mean"

It was Fiesta.
moonlight.
It was, it was
and he me so tight.
I thought, I I was dying.
But I had the clap.
It was
and I had the clap.

to do in Rio,
when you even pee-o?
I had a bum time,
it was fiesta.
I-I-I-I-I-I-I!

When he the light down low
he said, "Oh Miss Vickie, I, I you so."

I was a forced, forced to remove from his lap.
You take care at Fiesta. You beware, at Fiesta.
Oh there at Fiesta, he give you the . . .

[ Clapping to ]

Wa-hoo, Hey!

"Catchy,
Yeah, I you'd enjoy that!
But no time to in South America,
For I by the sound of the slide guitar,
That it is for us to move along,
Yes, Ladies and gentlemen,
we are on our way, and in time
for Vicki South Sea Adventure!
Ahh, the Sea's, The South Sea's,
where I peace, contentment and
tropical fruits I had not known before!
Yes, Ladies and Gentlemen, Vicki Eydie papaya!
We are to recreatefor you, one the most beautiful
and of all the native rituals for you and
are some beautiful and sensual native's right now!"

In the south sea of Tawanga,
I let go.
a beautiful setting for romancing,
and the sway too and fro.
And the men are so handsome,
they you really know,
what like not to be left lonely
as sing soft and low.

If you're cracking up from lack of shaking up.
If you're up from having lack of shaking up.
If cracking up, why don't you pack it up?
You got to find yourself a crazy kind of

Lack-of-nookies-got-me!

Come-on-I-wanna-lay-ya!

You got to yourself a crazy kind of love!

They me down by the waterfall,
they showed me island ways.
They gave me flowers,
and good island lays.
I about what was right,
and I learned what was bad.
But now I am the of the island,
and they make me very glad.

If you're cracking up having lack of shaking up.
If you're cracking up from lack of shaking up.
If you're up, why don't you pack it up?
You got to find yourself a kind of love.

Lack-of-nookies-got-me!

Come-on-I-wanna-lay-ya!

You got to find yourself a crazy of love!
Right
You got to find yourself a crazy of love!
Right
You got to find a crazy kind of love!

"Here we go!!!
to sing along with Vicki Eydie!
Don't you sing along with Vicki Eydie!? Yeah!
Ok, music!
I sing first, you,
Get it?
Got it?
Good!"

If you're cracking up from having of shacking up!
If you're up from having lack--
God, a quiet, quiet little group.
What a quiet, tasteful group!
Now the lights are on,
I see just how quiet and you really are!
try it again!
Me first,
you,
loud!

If you're cracking up having lack of shacking up!
IF YOU'RE CRACKING UP FROM HAVING OF SHACKING UP!
Wonderful!
If you're up from having lack of shacking up!
IF YOU'RE UP FROM HAVING LACK OF SHACKING UP!
If cracking up...
IF YOU'RE UP!
Why you pack it up!
WHY YOU PACK IT UP!
And yourself a crazy kind of Love!
AND FIND YOURSELF A KIND OF LOVE!

"Now comes the hard part.
Now, many Caucasians have a lot of
wrapping their little mouths around parts.
this is real Polynesian, you understand!"

Ahh-Way of nookies got me I see it has!
LACK OF NOOKIES GOT ME!
phrase!
Ahh-Way, Come on I to lay you.
AHH-WAY, ON I WANT TO LAY YOU!
Excellent! Excellent!
Why better than we had hoped!

"Why, my me, do you think we can do it up to tempo!?
Do you you can do it up to tempo!?
YEAH!
go!
Up to tempo for the Mother-Fucker's!
WE GO!

IF YOU'RE UP FROM HAVING LACK OF SHACKING UP!
IF CRACKING UP FROM HAVING LACK OF SHACKING UP!
IF YOU'RE UP, WHY DON'T YOU PACK IT UP!
YOU GOT TO FIND YOURSELF A CRAZY OF LOVE!

TWO-THREE-FOUR!
AAH-WAY!
OF NOOKIE'S GOT ME!
AHH WAY!
COME ON I LAY YA!
YOU GOTTA YOURSELF A CRAZY KIND OF LOVE!
RIGHT,
YOU GOTTA FIND A CRAZY KIND OF LOVE!
RIGHT,
YOU GOTTA FIND A CRAZY KIND OF L-O-O-O-OVE!...

out of the woods,
out of the dark,
out of the night.
Step the sun,
into the light,
then open eyes
and love open, ahhh,
open, ahhh,
open, open, open, up.

Arnstein!
Arnstein!
Arnstein!

Hey! Come on along and to
the of Broadway.
The and boopa-doo.
The of Broadway.

The band begins to go to
and goes crazy.
You rock-a-bye your baby
'til everything hazy.
Hush-a-bye, I'm gonna buy you and that,
you your daddy sing.
Then goes home to her flat
to all day.

night, baby.
Good night. on his way.
tight, oh, my baby.
You sleep tight. Let's it a day.

to, the lullaby,
of ol-gone, you know old.
on along Broadway!
yeah, brodway, yeah, broadway!
The of Bro-o-o-oadway!
Yow!