Luyện nghe bài hát The Vicki Eydie Show: Around The World/Istanbul/Fiesta In Rio/South Seas Scene/Hawaiian War Chant...

"And now, And now, And now!
Comes my part.
is the part where
I get to myself,
to... Cleveland.
All my hopes, fears,
and desires,
right here, now,
in little section.
I have in showbusiness
for 10 years and every
I to go back on the stage
I have dream,
I am trapped in an act,
not of my own design,
In act, I demonstrate
the kind of performer I
become, had I not been
blessed brains,
talent and tits!
Yes Ladies and Germs,
in this, in this I demonstrate
the kind of preformer I have
become had I only blessed
gorgeous tits, yes, here they are!
Here thay are, You've about them
in people magazine, they featured
on the of life.
1st, 1954,
3 year old baby 38 inch chest.
was something to behold! Ahh.
Now, the of the performer
that I in my dream is 'Vicki Eydie',
Vickie is definitely a lounge act,
Vickie Eydie is not the kind
who goes around singing any old kind of
she to sing, you understand!
No, this act, can I call it? It is a global revue,
She does not, of course, alone, no,
She has hired a famous, singing trio!
Dazzling Eat-ettes'
And if I am not mistake, they
this very mimette,
minute!! they come!
'The Dazzling
Oh God! to my nightmare!"

"And now!
The 'Plywood
high 'Swingos Celebrity Motor Lodge'
in downtown 'Seven Hills'
is to present,
The song stylings
of the acclaimed
Miss Eydie!
In her acclaimed
the world Revue' entitled
'Around the in 80 ways!'
And now, Vicki!!

Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey!
Around the Ive searched
for you, I traveled on when
was gone to a rendezvous.

Say, I somewhere, sometime,
somehow, you would at me
and I see the smile youre smiling now. OOH!

It have been in County Down,
or in New York, or Gay Paree,
or even, Town.

Hey! What difference does it
No more I go all around the world,
for I found my world in,
Y-O-U, HEY! Ha!

"What difference it make!?
Jokers, and Smokers!
How are you tonight!?
are you tonight!?
And how does your say!?
Have we got a treat in store for you tonight!
We're gonna you on a wonderful little
around this glorious little globe of ours!
we feature songs of colors, and flags of lots of nations
And the first on this whirl-wind cavelcade.
The exotic East!
With a 'turbular' tune.
we go, Girls! OW!"

Istanbul was
Now it's Istanbul, not
a long time gone, Constantinople
Now it's delight on a moonlit night

Every gal in
in Istanbul, not Constantinople
So if you've got a in Constantinople
She'll be waiting in

Even old New
Was New Amsterdam, Hey!
Why they it I can't say
just liked it better that way

Nya, Nya, Nya!
Sing the Girls!
Nya, Nya, Nya!

Sing out, out.
Nya, Nya, Nya!...
Wow!

So me back to Constantinople
No, you can't go back to
Been a time gone, Constantinople
Why did get the works
That's nobody's business but the
HEY!!!

"But no to linger!
No to linger!
Vicki gets preposterous
on the bosperous!
But as I say no to linger
in the empire,
For I by the sound of the
castanettes, we are off,
off, off, off we are off.
Off to Br-r-r-r-r-r-r-azil! a-Br-r-razil. Brazil...
Land of hope, of hemp.
Hmmmm.
I wrote this musical composition
for the at 'Piranha Del-Rey'
I did not win
that festival,
would not be here in,
er... Cleveland!
But no, nevermind!
For me, this song up the
of the Latin-American experience.
See if you don't what I mean"

It was Fiesta.
moonlight.
It was, it was
and he me so tight.
I thought, I I was dying.
But I had the clap.
It was
and I had the clap.

to do in Rio,
when you can't even
I had a bum time,
it was fiesta.
I-I-I-I-I-I-I!

When he turned the light low
he said, "Oh Vickie, I, I want you so."

I was a forced, forced to remove from his lap.
You care at Fiesta. You beware, beware at Fiesta.
Oh there at Fiesta, he give you the . . .

[ Clapping to ]

Wa-hoo, Hey!

"Catchy,
Yeah, I thought you'd that!
But no to linger in South America,
For I by the sound of the slide guitar,
That it is for us to move along,
Yes, Ladies and gentlemen,
we are on our way, and in time
for Vicki South Sea Adventure!
Ahh, the South Sea's, The Sea's,
where I found peace, and
many tropical fruits I had not before!
Yes, and Gentlemen, Vicki Eydie eats papaya!
We are about to recreatefor you, one the most
and sensual of all the native for you and
here are beautiful and sensual native's right now!"

In the sea island of Tawanga,
I let go.
a beautiful setting for romancing,
and the sway too and fro.
And the men are so handsome,
they you really know,
what it's like not to be left
as they sing and low.

If you're cracking up from having lack of up.
If you're up from having lack of shaking up.
If cracking up, why don't you pack it up?
You got to yourself a crazy kind of love

Lack-of-nookies-got-me!

Come-on-I-wanna-lay-ya!

You got to yourself a crazy kind of love!

They me down by the waterfall,
showed me their island ways.
They gave me flowers,
and good island lays.
I forgot about was right,
and I learned was very bad.
But now I am the of the island,
and make me feel very glad.

If you're cracking up having lack of shaking up.
If you're up from having lack of shaking up.
If you're up, why don't you pack it up?
You got to find yourself a crazy of love.

Lack-of-nookies-got-me!

Come-on-I-wanna-lay-ya!

You got to yourself a crazy kind of love!
Right
You got to yourself a crazy kind of love!
That's
You got to find yourself a kind of love!

"Here we go!!!
to sing along with Vicki Eydie!
Don't you sing along with Vicki Eydie!? Yeah!
Ok, music!
I sing first, you,
Get it?
Got it?
Good!"

If you're cracking up having lack of shacking up!
If you're cracking up from lack--
God, what a quiet, little group.
What a quiet, little group!
Now that the are on,
I see just how and tasteful you really are!
try it again!
Me first,
you,
loud!

If you're cracking up having lack of shacking up!
IF YOU'RE CRACKING UP HAVING LACK OF SHACKING UP!
Wonderful!
If you're cracking up having lack of shacking up!
IF YOU'RE CRACKING UP FROM HAVING LACK OF UP!
If you're up...
IF YOU'RE UP!
Why you pack it up!
WHY YOU PACK IT UP!
And find yourself a kind of Love!
AND FIND YOURSELF A KIND OF LOVE!

"Now comes the hard part.
Now, Caucasians have a lot of diffulty
wrapping their little around this parts.
because is real Polynesian, you understand!"

Ahh-Way of nookies got me I see it has!
AHH-WAY LACK OF GOT ME!
phrase!
Ahh-Way, on I want to lay you.
AHH-WAY, COME ON I TO LAY YOU!
Excellent! Excellent!
Why much than we had hoped!

"Why, my me, do you think we can do it up to tempo!?
Do you you can do it up to tempo!?
YEAH!
go!
Up to tempo for the Mother-Fucker's!
WE GO!

IF YOU'RE CRACKING UP HAVING LACK OF SHACKING UP!
IF YOU'RE CRACKING UP FROM HAVING LACK OF UP!
IF YOU'RE CRACKING UP, WHY YOU PACK IT UP!
YOU GOT TO FIND A CRAZY KIND OF LOVE!

TWO-THREE-FOUR!
AAH-WAY!
LACK OF GOT ME!
AHH WAY!
COME ON I LAY YA!
YOU GOTTA YOURSELF A CRAZY KIND OF LOVE!
RIGHT,
YOU GOTTA FIND YOURSELF A KIND OF LOVE!
RIGHT,
YOU GOTTA FIND YOURSELF A KIND OF L-O-O-O-OVE!...

out of the woods,
out of the dark,
out of the night.
Step the sun,
into the light,
then your eyes
and will open, ahhh,
open, ahhh,
open, open, open, up.

Arnstein!
Arnstein!
Arnstein!

Hey! Come on and listen to
the of Broadway.
The and boopa-doo.
The of Broadway.

The begins to go to town
and goes crazy.
You rock-a-bye your baby
'til everything hazy.
Hush-a-bye, I'm buy you this and that,
you hear daddy sing.
Then baby home to her flat
to all day.

night, baby.
Good night. on his way.
tight, oh, my baby.
You sleep tight. call it a day.

to, the lullaby,
of ol-gone, you know old.
Come on Broadway!
yeah, brodway, yeah, broadway!
The of Bro-o-o-oadway!
Yow!