Luyện nghe bài hát The Vicki Eydie Show: Around The World/Istanbul/Fiesta In Rio/South Seas Scene/Hawaiian War Chant...

"And now, And now, And now!
Comes my part.
is the part where
I get to myself,
to... Cleveland.
All my hopes, fears,
and desires,
right here, now,
in little section.
I have been in
for 10 and every time
I have to go on the stage
I this dream,
I am trapped in an act,
not of my own design,
In this act, I
the of performer I might
become, had I not been
blessed brains,
and gorgeous tits!
Yes Ladies and Germs,
in this, in this I demonstrate
the kind of I would have
had I only been blessed
with tits, yes, here they are!
Here thay are, read about them
in magazine, they were featured
on the of life.
1st, 1954,
3 year old with 38 inch chest.
That was to behold! Ahh.
Now, the of the performer
that I play in my dream is Eydie',
Vickie Eydie is a lounge act,
Eydie is not the kind performer
who goes around singing any old of song
she to sing, you understand!
No, act, what can I call it? It is a global revue,
She not, of course, travel alone, no,
She has a once famous, singing trio!
'The Eat-ettes'
And if I am not mistake, they
comes very mimette,
minute!! Here come!
Dazzling Eat-ettes'
Oh God! to my nightmare!"

"And now!
The 'Plywood
high atop Celebrity Motor Lodge'
in gorgeous downtown Hills'
is to present,
The inevitable stylings
of the internationnally
Vicki Eydie!
In her internationnally
'Around the world Revue'
the world in 80 ways!'
And now, Vicki!!

Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey!
Around the world Ive
for you, I on when hope
was to keep a rendezvous.

Say, I somewhere, sometime,
somehow, you look at me
and I would see the youre smiling now. OOH!

It have been in County Down,
or in New York, or Gay Paree,
or even, Town.

Hey! What does it make?
No will I go all around the world,
for I have my world in,
Y-O-U, HEY! Ha!

"What difference it make!?
Jokers, and Smokers!
How are you tonight!?
are you tonight!?
And how does sign say!?
we got a little treat in store for you tonight!
We're take you on a wonderful little
trip around glorious little globe of ours!
we feature songs of many colors, and flags of of nations
And the stop on this whirl-wind cavelcade.
The Middle East!
With a veritable tune.
we go, Girls! OW!"

Istanbul was
Now Istanbul, not Constantinople
a long time gone, Constantinople
Now it's Turkish on a moonlit night

gal in Constantinople
Lives in Istanbul, not
So if you've got a in Constantinople
She'll be waiting in

Even old New
Was New Amsterdam, Hey!
Why changed it I can't say
People just it better that way

Nya, Nya, Nya!
the song Girls!
Nya, Nya, Nya!

Sing out, out.
Nya, Nya, Nya!...
Wow!

So take me back to
No, you can't go back to
Been a long time gone,
Why did Constantinople get the
That's nobody's but the Turks'
HEY!!!

"But no to linger!
No to linger!
Eydie gets preposterous
on the bosperous!
But as I say no time to
in the empire,
For I hear by the of the
castanettes, we are off,
off, off, off we are off.
Off to Br-r-r-r-r-r-r-azil! a-Br-r-razil. Brazil...
of hope, Land of hemp.
Hmmmm.
I this next musical composition
for the festival at Del-Rey'
I did not win
that festival,
OtherwiseIi not be here in,
er... Cleveland!
But no, nevermind!
For me, this sums up the
essence of the experience.
See if you don't understand I mean"

It was Fiesta.
moonlight.
It was, it was
and he me so tight.
I thought, I I was dying.
But I had the clap.
It was
and I had the clap.

to do in Rio,
when you can't pee-o?
I had a bum time,
it was fiesta.
I-I-I-I-I-I-I!

When he the light down low
he said, "Oh Miss Vickie, I, I you so."

I was a forced, forced to remove from his lap.
You care at Fiesta. You beware, beware at Fiesta.
Oh at Fiesta, he will give you the . . .

[ to beat ]

Wa-hoo, Hey!

"Catchy,
Yeah, I thought you'd that!
But no to linger in South America,
For I hear by the of the slide guitar,
That it is time for us to along,
Yes, Ladies and gentlemen,
we are on our way, and in time
for Vicki South Sea Adventure!
Ahh, the South Sea's, The Sea's,
where I found peace, and
many tropical I had not known before!
Yes, Ladies and Gentlemen, Vicki Eydie papaya!
We are about to recreatefor you, one the most
and sensual of all the rituals for you and
here are some beautiful and native's right now!"

In the sea island of Tawanga,
I let go.
a beautiful setting for romancing,
and the palms too and fro.
And the men are so handsome,
make you really know,
what it's like not to be left
as they soft and low.

If you're cracking up having lack of shaking up.
If you're cracking up from lack of shaking up.
If you're up, why don't you pack it up?
You got to find yourself a crazy of love

Lack-of-nookies-got-me!

Come-on-I-wanna-lay-ya!

You got to find yourself a crazy of love!

took me down by the waterfall,
they showed me their ways.
gave me beautiful flowers,
and good island lays.
I forgot what was right,
and I learned what was bad.
But now I am the of the island,
and they me feel very glad.

If cracking up from having lack of shaking up.
If you're cracking up from lack of shaking up.
If you're cracking up, why don't you it up?
You got to find yourself a crazy of love.

Lack-of-nookies-got-me!

Come-on-I-wanna-lay-ya!

You got to find yourself a kind of love!
That's
You got to find yourself a kind of love!
Right
You got to yourself a crazy kind of love!

"Here we go!!!
Time to along with Vicki Eydie!
Don't you want sing with Vicki Eydie!? Yeah!
Ok, music!
I sing first, you,
Get it?
Got it?
Good!"

If you're cracking up from having of shacking up!
If you're up from having lack--
God, what a quiet, little group.
What a quiet, tasteful group!
Now that the are on,
I see just how and tasteful you really are!
try it again!
Me first,
you,
loud!

If you're cracking up from having of shacking up!
IF YOU'RE CRACKING UP FROM HAVING OF SHACKING UP!
Wonderful!
If cracking up from having lack of shacking up!
IF YOU'RE CRACKING UP HAVING LACK OF SHACKING UP!
If cracking up...
IF CRACKING UP!
Why you pack it up!
WHY YOU PACK IT UP!
And find yourself a crazy of Love!
AND FIND YOURSELF A CRAZY OF LOVE!

"Now comes the hard part.
Now, many Caucasians a lot of diffulty
wrapping little mouths around this parts.
this is real Polynesian, you understand!"

Ahh-Way of nookies got me I see it has!
AHH-WAY LACK OF GOT ME!
phrase!
Ahh-Way, on I want to lay you.
AHH-WAY, COME ON I TO LAY YOU!
Excellent! Excellent!
Why better than we had hoped!

"Why, my Goodness me, do you we can do it up to tempo!?
Do you you can do it up to tempo!?
YEAH!
go!
Up to for the little Mother-Fucker's!
WE GO!

IF YOU'RE CRACKING UP FROM HAVING OF SHACKING UP!
IF YOU'RE CRACKING UP FROM HAVING OF SHACKING UP!
IF CRACKING UP, WHY DON'T YOU PACK IT UP!
YOU GOT TO FIND YOURSELF A KIND OF LOVE!

TWO-THREE-FOUR!
AAH-WAY!
LACK OF GOT ME!
AHH WAY!
COME ON I LAY YA!
YOU FIND YOURSELF A CRAZY KIND OF LOVE!
RIGHT,
YOU GOTTA YOURSELF A CRAZY KIND OF LOVE!
RIGHT,
YOU FIND YOURSELF A CRAZY KIND OF L-O-O-O-OVE!...

out of the woods,
out of the dark,
out of the night.
Step the sun,
into the light,
then open your
and will open, ahhh,
open, ahhh,
open, open, open, up.

Arnstein!
Arnstein!
Arnstein!

Hey! Come on and listen to
the of Broadway.
The and boopa-doo.
The of Broadway.

The band to go to town
and everyone crazy.
You rock-a-bye your baby
'til everything hazy.
Hush-a-bye, I'm gonna buy you and that,
you your daddy sing.
Then goes home to her flat
to all day.

night, baby.
Good night. on his way.
tight, oh, my baby.
You tight. Let's call it a day.

to, the lullaby,
of ol-gone, you know old.
Come on Broadway!
yeah, brodway, yeah, broadway!
The of Bro-o-o-oadway!
Yow!