Luyện nghe bài hát The Vicki Eydie Show: Around The World/Istanbul/Fiesta In Rio/South Seas Scene/Hawaiian War Chant...

"And now, And now, And now!
Comes my part.
This is the where
I get to myself,
to... Cleveland.
All my hopes, fears,
and desires,
right here, now,
in this section.
I been in showbusiness
for 10 years and every
I have to go back on the
I have dream,
That I am in an act,
not of my own design,
In act, I demonstrate
the kind of performer I
have become, had I not
with brains,
talent and tits!
Yes indeed and Germs,
in this, in this dream I
the kind of preformer I have
had I only been blessed
with gorgeous tits, yes, here are!
Here thay are, You've about them
in people magazine, they featured
on the of life.
1st, 1954,
3 year old with 38 inch chest.
was something to behold! Ahh.
Now, the of the performer
that I play in my dream is Eydie',
Vickie Eydie is a lounge act,
Vickie is not the kind performer
who goes around singing any old of song
she to sing, you understand!
No, this act, can I call it? It is a global revue,
She not, of course, travel alone, no,
She has a once famous, singing trio!
Dazzling Eat-ettes'
And if I am not mistake, they
comes very mimette,
minute!! Here come!
'The Eat-ettes'
Oh God! to my nightmare!"

"And now!
The Room'
high atop 'Swingos Motor Lodge'
in downtown 'Seven Hills'
is to present,
The inevitable song
of the internationnally
Miss Eydie!
In her acclaimed
'Around the world Revue'
'Around the in 80 ways!'
And now, Vicki!!

Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey!
Around the world Ive
for you, I traveled on when
was to keep a rendezvous.

Say, I somewhere, sometime,
somehow, you look at me
and I would see the smile youre now. OOH!

It might have been in Down,
or in New York, or Gay Paree,
or even, Town.

Hey! What difference it make?
No more will I go all the world,
for I have found my in,
Y-O-U, HEY! Ha!

"What does it make!?
Jokers, and Smokers!
How are you tonight!?
are you tonight!?
And how does your say!?
we got a little treat in store for you tonight!
We're gonna you on a wonderful little
trip this glorious little globe of ours!
we feature of many colors, and flags of lots of nations
And the first on this whirl-wind cavelcade.
The Middle East!
With a 'turbular' tune.
we go, Girls! OW!"

Istanbul was
Now Istanbul, not Constantinople
Been a long gone, Constantinople
Now it's Turkish on a moonlit night

Every gal in
Lives in Istanbul, not
So if you've got a in Constantinople
She'll be waiting in

old New York
Was New Amsterdam, Hey!
Why they changed it I say
just liked it better that way

Nya, Nya, Nya!
Sing the Girls!
Nya, Nya, Nya!

Sing out, out.
Nya, Nya, Nya!...
Wow!

So take me back to
No, you can't go to Constantinople
a long time gone, Constantinople
Why did get the works
nobody's business but the Turks'
HEY!!!

"But no to linger!
No to linger!
Vicki Eydie preposterous
on the bosperous!
But as I say no time to
in the empire,
For I hear by the of the
castanettes, we are off,
off, off, off we are off.
Off to Br-r-r-r-r-r-r-azil! a-Br-r-razil. Brazil...
of hope, Land of hemp.
Hmmmm.
I wrote this musical composition
for the festival at 'Piranha
I did not win
that festival,
would not be here in,
er... Cleveland!
But no, nevermind!
For me, song sums up the
of the Latin-American experience.
See if you don't understand I mean"

It was Fiesta.
moonlight.
It was, it was
and he me so tight.
I thought, I I was dying.
But I had the clap.
It was
and I had the clap.

to do in Rio,
when you even pee-o?
I had a bum time,
it was fiesta.
I-I-I-I-I-I-I!

When he turned the down low
he said, "Oh Miss Vickie, I, I you so."

I was a forced, forced to remove from his lap.
You care at Fiesta. You beware, beware at Fiesta.
Oh there at Fiesta, he give you the . . .

[ Clapping to ]

Wa-hoo, Hey!

"Catchy,
Yeah, I thought you'd that!
But no to linger in South America,
For I by the sound of the slide guitar,
it is time for us to move along,
Yes, indeed and gentlemen,
we are on our way, and in time
for Vicki South Sea Adventure!
Ahh, the Sea's, The South Sea's,
where I found peace, and
many tropical fruits I had not before!
Yes, Ladies and Gentlemen, Eydie eats papaya!
We are about to recreatefor you, one the most
and sensual of all the rituals for you and
here are some beautiful and sensual right now!"

In the sea island of Tawanga,
I let go.
a beautiful setting for romancing,
and the sway too and fro.
And the men are so handsome,
they you really know,
what it's like not to be lonely
as they sing and low.

If cracking up from having lack of shaking up.
If you're up from having lack of shaking up.
If you're up, why don't you pack it up?
You got to find a crazy kind of love

Lack-of-nookies-got-me!

Come-on-I-wanna-lay-ya!

You got to find yourself a kind of love!

They took me by the waterfall,
showed me their island ways.
They me beautiful flowers,
and good island lays.
I forgot about was right,
and I what was very bad.
But now I am the of the island,
and make me feel very glad.

If cracking up from having lack of shaking up.
If you're up from having lack of shaking up.
If you're up, why don't you pack it up?
You got to find yourself a kind of love.

Lack-of-nookies-got-me!

Come-on-I-wanna-lay-ya!

You got to find a crazy kind of love!
That's
You got to find yourself a kind of love!
That's
You got to find yourself a crazy of love!

"Here we go!!!
Time to sing along with Eydie!
Don't you want along with Vicki Eydie!? Yeah!
Ok, music!
I first, then you,
Get it?
Got it?
Good!"

If you're up from having lack of shacking up!
If you're cracking up from having
God, what a quiet, quiet group.
What a quiet, little group!
Now that the are on,
I see just how and tasteful you really are!
try it again!
Me first,
you,
loud!

If you're up from having lack of shacking up!
IF YOU'RE UP FROM HAVING LACK OF SHACKING UP!
Wonderful!
If you're up from having lack of shacking up!
IF YOU'RE CRACKING UP HAVING LACK OF SHACKING UP!
If you're up...
IF YOU'RE UP!
Why you pack it up!
WHY YOU PACK IT UP!
And find yourself a crazy of Love!
AND FIND YOURSELF A KIND OF LOVE!

"Now here comes the part.
Now, Caucasians have a lot of diffulty
wrapping their little mouths this parts.
because this is Polynesian, you understand!"

Lack of nookies got me I see it has!
AHH-WAY LACK OF GOT ME!
phrase!
Ahh-Way, on I want to lay you.
AHH-WAY, COME ON I TO LAY YOU!
Excellent! Excellent!
Why much than we had hoped!

"Why, my me, do you think we can do it up to tempo!?
Do you you can do it up to tempo!?
YEAH!
go!
Up to tempo for the Mother-Fucker's!
WE GO!

IF YOU'RE CRACKING UP FROM LACK OF SHACKING UP!
IF YOU'RE CRACKING UP FROM HAVING LACK OF UP!
IF YOU'RE CRACKING UP, WHY DON'T YOU IT UP!
YOU GOT TO FIND A CRAZY KIND OF LOVE!

TWO-THREE-FOUR!
AAH-WAY!
OF NOOKIE'S GOT ME!
AHH WAY!
COME ON I LAY YA!
YOU GOTTA FIND A CRAZY KIND OF LOVE!
RIGHT,
YOU GOTTA FIND YOURSELF A KIND OF LOVE!
RIGHT,
YOU GOTTA FIND A CRAZY KIND OF L-O-O-O-OVE!...

out of the woods,
out of the dark,
out of the night.
Step the sun,
into the light,
then your eyes
and love open, ahhh,
open, ahhh,
open, open, open, up.

Arnstein!
Arnstein!
Arnstein!

Hey! on along and listen to
the of Broadway.
The and boopa-doo.
The of Broadway.

The begins to go to town
and goes crazy.
You rock-a-bye baby 'round
'til gets hazy.
Hush-a-bye, I'm buy you this and that,
you hear daddy sing.
Then goes home to her flat
to all day.

night, baby.
Good night. on his way.
tight, oh, my baby.
You sleep tight. call it a day.

to, the lullaby,
of ol-gone, you it's old.
on along Broadway!
yeah, brodway, yeah, broadway!
The of Bro-o-o-oadway!
Yow!