Luyện nghe bài hát The Vicki Eydie Show: Around The World/Istanbul/Fiesta In Rio/South Seas Scene/Hawaiian War Chant...

"And now, And now, And now!
Comes my part.
This is the where
I get to myself,
to... Cleveland.
All my hopes, fears,
and desires,
right here, now,
in little section.
I have been in
for 10 and every time
I have to go on the stage
I this dream,
That I am in an act,
not of my own design,
In this act, I
the of performer I might
have become, had I not
blessed brains,
and gorgeous tits!
Yes indeed and Germs,
in this, in dream I demonstrate
the kind of preformer I have
become had I only blessed
with gorgeous tits, yes, they are!
Here thay are, You've read them
in magazine, they were featured
on the of life.
1st, 1954,
3 year old baby with 38 chest.
was something to behold! Ahh.
Now, the of the performer
that I play in my dream is Eydie',
Eydie is definitely a lounge act,
Vickie Eydie is not the kind
who goes singing any old kind of song
she to sing, you understand!
No, this act, what can I call it? It is a revue,
She not, of course, travel alone, no,
She has a once famous, singing trio!
Dazzling Eat-ettes'
And if I am not mistake, they
this very mimette,
minute!! they come!
'The Eat-ettes'
Oh God! to my nightmare!"

"And now!
The Room'
high atop 'Swingos Celebrity Motor
in gorgeous 'Seven Hills'
is to present,
The song stylings
of the internationnally
Vicki Eydie!
In her acclaimed
'Around the world entitled
'Around the in 80 ways!'
And now, Vicki!!

Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey!
Around the Ive searched
for you, I traveled on hope
was to keep a rendezvous.

Say, I somewhere, sometime,
somehow, you would at me
and I would see the smile youre now. OOH!

It might been in County Down,
or in New York, or Gay Paree,
or even, Town.

Hey! What difference it make?
No will I go all around the world,
for I have found my in,
Y-O-U, HEY! Ha!

"What does it make!?
Jokers, and Smokers!
How are you tonight!?
are you tonight!?
And how does sign say!?
Have we got a little in store for you tonight!
We're gonna take you on a wonderful
trip around this little globe of ours!
we feature songs of many colors, and flags of lots of
And the first on this whirl-wind cavelcade.
The Middle East!
With a veritable tune.
we go, Girls! OW!"

Istanbul was
Now Istanbul, not Constantinople
Been a long gone, Constantinople
Now it's delight on a moonlit night

gal in Constantinople
Lives in Istanbul, not
So if got a date in Constantinople
She'll be waiting in

Even old New
Was New Amsterdam, Hey!
Why they changed it I say
just liked it better that way

Nya, Nya, Nya!
Sing the Girls!
Nya, Nya, Nya!

Sing out, out.
Nya, Nya, Nya!...
Wow!

So take me to Constantinople
No, you can't go to Constantinople
Been a long gone, Constantinople
Why did get the works
That's nobody's but the Turks'
HEY!!!

"But no to linger!
No to linger!
Eydie gets preposterous
on the bosperous!
But as I say no to linger
in the empire,
For I by the sound of the
castanettes, we are off,
off, off, off we are off.
Off to Br-r-r-r-r-r-r-azil! a-Br-r-razil. Brazil...
Land of hope, of hemp.
Hmmmm.
I wrote this next musical
for the festival at Del-Rey'
I did not win
that festival,
OtherwiseIi would not be in,
er... Cleveland!
But no, nevermind!
For me, song sums up the
essence of the experience.
See if you don't what I mean"

It was Fiesta.
moonlight.
It was, it was
and he me so tight.
I thought, I I was dying.
But I had the clap.
It was
and I had the clap.

to do in Rio,
when you can't even
I had a bum time,
it was fiesta.
I-I-I-I-I-I-I!

When he the light down low
he said, "Oh Miss Vickie, I, I you so."

I was a forced, to remove myself from his lap.
You take at Fiesta. You beware, beware at Fiesta.
Oh at Fiesta, he will give you the . . .

[ to beat ]

Wa-hoo, Hey!

"Catchy,
Yeah, I thought you'd that!
But no to linger in South America,
For I hear by the of the slide guitar,
it is time for us to move along,
Yes, Ladies and gentlemen,
we are on our way, and just in
for Vicki Eydie's Sea Adventure!
Ahh, the South Sea's, The Sea's,
where I found peace, and
many tropical I had not known before!
Yes, Ladies and Gentlemen, Vicki eats papaya!
We are about to you, one the most beautiful
and sensual of all the rituals for you and
here are some beautiful and sensual native's now!"

In the sea island of Tawanga,
I let go.
a beautiful setting for romancing,
and the sway too and fro.
And the men are so handsome,
they make you know,
what it's like not to be left
as sing soft and low.

If you're cracking up having lack of shaking up.
If you're cracking up from having of shaking up.
If you're cracking up, why you pack it up?
You got to yourself a crazy kind of love

Lack-of-nookies-got-me!

Come-on-I-wanna-lay-ya!

You got to find yourself a kind of love!

They took me by the waterfall,
showed me their island ways.
They me beautiful flowers,
and pretty island lays.
I forgot about was right,
and I learned what was bad.
But now I am the of the island,
and they me feel very glad.

If you're cracking up from having lack of up.
If you're cracking up from having of shaking up.
If you're cracking up, why don't you it up?
You got to find yourself a kind of love.

Lack-of-nookies-got-me!

Come-on-I-wanna-lay-ya!

You got to yourself a crazy kind of love!
That's
You got to find a crazy kind of love!
That's
You got to yourself a crazy kind of love!

"Here we go!!!
Time to sing along Vicki Eydie!
Don't you want sing along Vicki Eydie!? Yeah!
Ok, music!
I first, then you,
Get it?
Got it?
Good!"

If cracking up from having lack of shacking up!
If you're cracking up from lack--
God, what a quiet, little group.
What a quiet, tasteful group!
Now the lights are on,
I see how quiet and tasteful you really are!
try it again!
Me first,
you,
loud!

If you're cracking up having lack of shacking up!
IF YOU'RE CRACKING UP FROM HAVING OF SHACKING UP!
Wonderful!
If you're cracking up from lack of shacking up!
IF YOU'RE CRACKING UP FROM HAVING OF SHACKING UP!
If you're up...
IF YOU'RE UP!
Why don't you it up!
WHY DON'T YOU IT UP!
And find a crazy kind of Love!
AND FIND A CRAZY KIND OF LOVE!

"Now comes the hard part.
Now, many Caucasians have a lot of
wrapping little mouths around this parts.
this is real Polynesian, you understand!"

Ahh-Way of nookies got me I see it has!
LACK OF NOOKIES GOT ME!
phrase!
Ahh-Way, Come on I to lay you.
AHH-WAY, COME ON I TO LAY YOU!
Excellent! Excellent!
Why better than we had hoped!

"Why, my me, do you think we can do it up to tempo!?
Do you you can do it up to tempo!?
YEAH!
go!
Up to tempo for the Mother-Fucker's!
WE GO!

IF YOU'RE CRACKING UP FROM LACK OF SHACKING UP!
IF YOU'RE CRACKING UP FROM HAVING LACK OF UP!
IF YOU'RE UP, WHY DON'T YOU PACK IT UP!
YOU GOT TO FIND A CRAZY KIND OF LOVE!

TWO-THREE-FOUR!
AAH-WAY!
LACK OF GOT ME!
AHH WAY!
ON I WANNA LAY YA!
YOU GOTTA FIND YOURSELF A KIND OF LOVE!
RIGHT,
YOU FIND YOURSELF A CRAZY KIND OF LOVE!
RIGHT,
YOU GOTTA FIND A CRAZY KIND OF L-O-O-O-OVE!...

out of the woods,
out of the dark,
out of the night.
Step the sun,
step the light,
then open your
and love open, ahhh,
open, ahhh,
open, open, open, up.

Arnstein!
Arnstein!
Arnstein!

Hey! Come on and listen to
the of Broadway.
The and boopa-doo.
The of Broadway.

The band begins to go to
and everyone crazy.
You your baby 'round
'til everything hazy.
Hush-a-bye, I'm buy you this and that,
you hear your sing.
Then goes home to her flat
to all day.

night, baby.
night. Milkman's on his way.
tight, oh, my baby.
You sleep tight. Let's it a day.

to, the lullaby,
of ol-gone, you know old.
Come on Broadway!
yeah, brodway, yeah, broadway!
The of Bro-o-o-oadway!
Yow!