Luyện nghe bài hát The Vicki Eydie Show: Around The World/Istanbul/Fiesta In Rio/South Seas Scene/Hawaiian War Chant...

"And now, And now, And now!
Comes my part.
is the part where
I get to myself,
to... Cleveland.
All my hopes, fears,
and desires,
right here, now,
in this section.
I have in showbusiness
for 10 years and every
I to go back on the stage
I have dream,
I am trapped in an act,
not of my own design,
In act, I demonstrate
the kind of performer I
become, had I not been
blessed brains,
talent and tits!
Yes Ladies and Germs,
in this, in dream I demonstrate
the kind of preformer I would
become had I only blessed
with tits, yes, here they are!
Here are, You've read about them
in people magazine, they featured
on the of life.
1st, 1954,
3 year old baby 38 inch chest.
That was to behold! Ahh.
Now, the name of the
that I play in my dream is Eydie',
Vickie is definitely a lounge act,
Vickie Eydie is not the kind
who goes around singing any old of song
she to sing, you understand!
No, this act, can I call it? It is a global revue,
She does not, of course, alone, no,
She has hired a famous, singing trio!
'The Dazzling
And if I am not mistake, here
comes very mimette,
minute!! Here come!
Dazzling Eat-ettes'
Oh God! to my nightmare!"

"And now!
The 'Plywood
high atop Celebrity Motor Lodge'
in gorgeous 'Seven Hills'
is to present,
The inevitable stylings
of the internationnally
Miss Eydie!
In her internationnally
the world Revue' entitled
'Around the in 80 ways!'
And now, Vicki!!

Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey!
the world Ive searched
for you, I on when hope
was to keep a rendezvous.

Say, I somewhere, sometime,
somehow, you look at me
and I would see the smile youre now. OOH!

It might been in County Down,
or in New York, or Gay Paree,
or even, Town.

Hey! What difference it make?
No will I go all around the world,
for I have my world in,
Y-O-U, HEY! Ha!

"What does it make!?
Jokers, and Smokers!
How are you tonight!?
are you tonight!?
And how your sign say!?
Have we got a little treat in for you tonight!
We're take you on a wonderful little
trip around this little globe of ours!
we feature songs of many colors, and flags of lots of
And the first on this whirl-wind cavelcade.
The exotic East!
With a 'turbular' tune.
we go, Girls! OW!"

Istanbul was
Now Istanbul, not Constantinople
Been a long time gone,
Now Turkish delight on a moonlit night

Every gal in
in Istanbul, not Constantinople
So if you've got a in Constantinople
be waiting in Istanbul

Even old New
Was New Amsterdam, Hey!
Why they changed it I say
People just liked it better way

Nya, Nya, Nya!
the song Girls!
Nya, Nya, Nya!

Sing out, out.
Nya, Nya, Nya!...
Wow!

So take me to Constantinople
No, you can't go back to
Been a long time gone,
Why did get the works
nobody's business but the Turks'
HEY!!!

"But no to linger!
No to linger!
Vicki gets preposterous
on the bosperous!
But as I say no to linger
in the empire,
For I by the sound of the
castanettes, we are off,
off, off, off we are off.
Off to Br-r-r-r-r-r-r-azil! a-Br-r-razil. Brazil...
Land of hope, of hemp.
Hmmmm.
I wrote this musical composition
for the at 'Piranha Del-Rey'
I did not win
that festival,
would not be here in,
er... Cleveland!
But no, nevermind!
For me, this song up the
of the Latin-American experience.
See if you don't what I mean"

It was Fiesta.
moonlight.
It was, it was
and he me so tight.
I thought, I I was dying.
But I had the clap.
It was
and I had the clap.

to do in Rio,
when you even pee-o?
I had a bum time,
it was fiesta.
I-I-I-I-I-I-I!

When he turned the down low
he said, "Oh Vickie, I, I want you so."

I was a forced, to remove myself from his lap.
You take at Fiesta. You beware, beware at Fiesta.
Oh there at Fiesta, he give you the . . .

[ to beat ]

Wa-hoo, Hey!

"Catchy,
Yeah, I thought enjoy that!
But no time to in South America,
For I hear by the of the slide guitar,
it is time for us to move along,
Yes, indeed and gentlemen,
we are on our way, and in time
for Vicki Eydie's Sea Adventure!
Ahh, the Sea's, The South Sea's,
where I found peace, and
many tropical I had not known before!
Yes, Ladies and Gentlemen, Eydie eats papaya!
We are about to recreatefor you, one the beautiful
and of all the native rituals for you and
here are some beautiful and native's right now!"

In the south sea of Tawanga,
I let go.
What a setting for romancing,
and the palms too and fro.
And the men are so handsome,
they make you know,
what like not to be left lonely
as they sing and low.

If you're cracking up from having lack of up.
If you're cracking up from having lack of up.
If cracking up, why don't you pack it up?
You got to yourself a crazy kind of love

Lack-of-nookies-got-me!

Come-on-I-wanna-lay-ya!

You got to find a crazy kind of love!

They took me by the waterfall,
they showed me their ways.
gave me beautiful flowers,
and pretty island lays.
I forgot about was right,
and I learned was very bad.
But now I am the of the island,
and they make me very glad.

If you're cracking up from having of shaking up.
If you're cracking up from having lack of up.
If cracking up, why don't you pack it up?
You got to yourself a crazy kind of love.

Lack-of-nookies-got-me!

Come-on-I-wanna-lay-ya!

You got to yourself a crazy kind of love!
Right
You got to find yourself a crazy of love!
Right
You got to find a crazy kind of love!

"Here we go!!!
Time to sing with Vicki Eydie!
Don't you want sing along with Eydie!? Yeah!
Ok, music!
I sing first, you,
Get it?
Got it?
Good!"

If you're up from having lack of shacking up!
If you're cracking up having lack--
God, what a quiet, little group.
a quiet, tasteful little group!
Now the lights are on,
I see how quiet and tasteful you really are!
try it again!
Me first,
you,
loud!

If cracking up from having lack of shacking up!
IF YOU'RE CRACKING UP HAVING LACK OF SHACKING UP!
Wonderful!
If you're cracking up from having lack of up!
IF YOU'RE CRACKING UP HAVING LACK OF SHACKING UP!
If you're up...
IF YOU'RE UP!
Why don't you it up!
WHY DON'T YOU IT UP!
And find yourself a kind of Love!
AND YOURSELF A CRAZY KIND OF LOVE!

"Now here comes the part.
Now, many Caucasians have a lot of
their little mouths around this parts.
because is real Polynesian, you understand!"

Lack of nookies got me I see it has!
AHH-WAY LACK OF GOT ME!
phrase!
Ahh-Way, on I want to lay you.
AHH-WAY, ON I WANT TO LAY YOU!
Excellent! Excellent!
Why much better we had hoped!

"Why, my me, do you think we can do it up to tempo!?
Do you you can do it up to tempo!?
YEAH!
go!
Up to tempo for the Mother-Fucker's!
WE GO!

IF YOU'RE CRACKING UP HAVING LACK OF SHACKING UP!
IF YOU'RE CRACKING UP FROM LACK OF SHACKING UP!
IF CRACKING UP, WHY DON'T YOU PACK IT UP!
YOU GOT TO FIND YOURSELF A KIND OF LOVE!

TWO-THREE-FOUR!
AAH-WAY!
OF NOOKIE'S GOT ME!
AHH WAY!
COME ON I LAY YA!
YOU FIND YOURSELF A CRAZY KIND OF LOVE!
RIGHT,
YOU GOTTA YOURSELF A CRAZY KIND OF LOVE!
RIGHT,
YOU GOTTA FIND A CRAZY KIND OF L-O-O-O-OVE!...

out of the woods,
out of the dark,
out of the night.
Step the sun,
into the light,
then your eyes
and love open, ahhh,
open, ahhh,
open, open, open, up.

Arnstein!
Arnstein!
Arnstein!

Hey! Come on and listen to
the of Broadway.
The and boopa-doo.
The of Broadway.

The band begins to go to
and everyone crazy.
You your baby 'round
'til gets hazy.
Hush-a-bye, I'm buy you this and that,
you hear your sing.
Then baby goes to her flat
to all day.

night, baby.
Good night. on his way.
tight, oh, my baby.
You sleep tight. call it a day.

to, the lullaby,
of ol-gone, you it's old.
on along Broadway!
yeah, brodway, yeah, broadway!
The of Bro-o-o-oadway!
Yow!