Luyện nghe bài hát The Vicki Eydie Show: Around The World/Istanbul/Fiesta In Rio/South Seas Scene/Hawaiian War Chant...

"And now, And now, And now!
Comes my part.
This is the part
I get to myself,
to... Cleveland.
All my hopes, fears,
and desires,
right here, now,
in little section.
I have been in
for 10 and every time
I have to go on the stage
I have dream,
That I am in an act,
not of my own design,
In act, I demonstrate
the kind of I might
become, had I not been
blessed brains,
and gorgeous tits!
Yes Ladies and Germs,
in this, in this dream I
the of preformer I would have
become had I been blessed
with tits, yes, here they are!
Here thay are, You've about them
in people magazine, they were
on the of life.
1st, 1954,
3 old baby with 38 inch chest.
was something to behold! Ahh.
Now, the name of the
that I play in my dream is Eydie',
Vickie Eydie is a lounge act,
Vickie Eydie is not the performer
who goes around singing any old kind of
she to sing, you understand!
No, act, what can I call it? It is a global revue,
She not, of course, travel alone, no,
She has hired a once famous, trio!
'The Eat-ettes'
And if I am not mistake, here
comes this mimette,
minute!! Here come!
Dazzling Eat-ettes'
Oh God! to my nightmare!"

"And now!
The 'Plywood
high atop 'Swingos Celebrity Motor
in gorgeous downtown 'Seven
is to present,
The inevitable stylings
of the internationnally
Miss Eydie!
In her internationnally
'Around the world entitled
'Around the in 80 ways!'
And now, Vicki!!

Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey!
Around the world Ive
for you, I on when hope
was to keep a rendezvous.

Say, I somewhere, sometime,
somehow, you look at me
and I would see the youre smiling now. OOH!

It might have been in Down,
or in New York, or Gay Paree,
or even, Town.

Hey! difference does it make?
No will I go all around the world,
for I have found my in,
Y-O-U, HEY! Ha!

"What does it make!?
Jokers, and Smokers!
How are you tonight!?
are you tonight!?
And how your sign say!?
Have we got a treat in store for you tonight!
We're gonna take you on a wonderful
trip around glorious little globe of ours!
we feature songs of colors, and flags of lots of nations
And the first stop on this cavelcade.
The Middle East!
With a veritable tune.
we go, Girls! OW!"

Istanbul was
Now it's Istanbul, not
a long time gone, Constantinople
Now it's delight on a moonlit night

gal in Constantinople
Lives in Istanbul, not
So if got a date in Constantinople
be waiting in Istanbul

Even old New
Was New Amsterdam, Hey!
Why they changed it I say
just liked it better that way

Nya, Nya, Nya!
Sing the Girls!
Nya, Nya, Nya!

Sing out, out.
Nya, Nya, Nya!...
Wow!

So take me back to
No, you can't go back to
Been a long time gone,
Why did Constantinople get the
That's nobody's business but the
HEY!!!

"But no to linger!
No to linger!
Eydie gets preposterous
on the bosperous!
But as I say no to linger
in the empire,
For I by the sound of the
castanettes, we are off,
off, off, off we are off.
Off to Br-r-r-r-r-r-r-azil! a-Br-r-razil. Brazil...
Land of hope, of hemp.
Hmmmm.
I this next musical composition
for the at 'Piranha Del-Rey'
I did not win
particular festival,
OtherwiseIi not be here in,
er... Cleveland!
But no, nevermind!
For me, this sums up the
of the Latin-American experience.
See if you don't what I mean"

It was Fiesta.
moonlight.
It was, it was
and he me so tight.
I thought, I I was dying.
But I had the clap.
It was
and I had the clap.

to do in Rio,
when you can't even
I had a bum time,
it was fiesta.
I-I-I-I-I-I-I!

When he the light down low
he said, "Oh Miss Vickie, I, I you so."

I was a forced, forced to remove myself his lap.
You take care at Fiesta. You beware, at Fiesta.
Oh there at Fiesta, he will you the . . .

[ Clapping to ]

Wa-hoo, Hey!

"Catchy,
Yeah, I you'd enjoy that!
But no time to in South America,
For I by the sound of the slide guitar,
it is time for us to move along,
Yes, Ladies and gentlemen,
we are on our way, and in time
for Vicki South Sea Adventure!
Ahh, the South Sea's, The Sea's,
where I found peace, and
many tropical fruits I had not before!
Yes, Ladies and Gentlemen, Vicki eats papaya!
We are to recreatefor you, one the most beautiful
and sensual of all the native for you and
here are some beautiful and sensual right now!"

In the sea island of Tawanga,
I let go.
What a setting for romancing,
and the sway too and fro.
And the men are so handsome,
they you really know,
what it's like not to be left
as they sing and low.

If you're cracking up having lack of shaking up.
If you're cracking up from having of shaking up.
If you're cracking up, why don't you it up?
You got to find yourself a crazy kind of

Lack-of-nookies-got-me!

Come-on-I-wanna-lay-ya!

You got to find a crazy kind of love!

They took me by the waterfall,
showed me their island ways.
They me beautiful flowers,
and pretty island lays.
I forgot what was right,
and I learned what was bad.
But now I am the of the island,
and they make me feel glad.

If you're cracking up having lack of shaking up.
If you're up from having lack of shaking up.
If you're cracking up, why don't you it up?
You got to yourself a crazy kind of love.

Lack-of-nookies-got-me!

Come-on-I-wanna-lay-ya!

You got to find a crazy kind of love!
That's
You got to yourself a crazy kind of love!
Right
You got to yourself a crazy kind of love!

"Here we go!!!
Time to along with Vicki Eydie!
Don't you want sing with Vicki Eydie!? Yeah!
Ok, music!
I sing first, you,
Get it?
Got it?
Good!"

If cracking up from having lack of shacking up!
If you're up from having lack--
God, what a quiet, little group.
What a quiet, little group!
Now that the are on,
I see how quiet and tasteful you really are!
try it again!
Me first,
you,
loud!

If you're up from having lack of shacking up!
IF YOU'RE CRACKING UP FROM HAVING LACK OF UP!
Wonderful!
If you're cracking up having lack of shacking up!
IF CRACKING UP FROM HAVING LACK OF SHACKING UP!
If you're up...
IF CRACKING UP!
Why don't you it up!
WHY DON'T YOU IT UP!
And yourself a crazy kind of Love!
AND FIND YOURSELF A KIND OF LOVE!

"Now comes the hard part.
Now, Caucasians have a lot of diffulty
their little mouths around this parts.
because is real Polynesian, you understand!"

Lack of nookies got me I see it has!
AHH-WAY OF NOOKIES GOT ME!
phrase!
Ahh-Way, on I want to lay you.
AHH-WAY, COME ON I TO LAY YOU!
Excellent! Excellent!
Why much better we had hoped!

"Why, my Goodness me, do you we can do it up to tempo!?
Do you you can do it up to tempo!?
YEAH!
go!
Up to tempo for the Mother-Fucker's!
WE GO!

IF YOU'RE CRACKING UP HAVING LACK OF SHACKING UP!
IF YOU'RE CRACKING UP HAVING LACK OF SHACKING UP!
IF YOU'RE CRACKING UP, WHY DON'T YOU IT UP!
YOU GOT TO YOURSELF A CRAZY KIND OF LOVE!

TWO-THREE-FOUR!
AAH-WAY!
OF NOOKIE'S GOT ME!
AHH WAY!
COME ON I LAY YA!
YOU GOTTA YOURSELF A CRAZY KIND OF LOVE!
RIGHT,
YOU FIND YOURSELF A CRAZY KIND OF LOVE!
RIGHT,
YOU GOTTA YOURSELF A CRAZY KIND OF L-O-O-O-OVE!...

out of the woods,
out of the dark,
out of the night.
Step the sun,
into the light,
then open eyes
and will open, ahhh,
open, ahhh,
open, open, open, up.

Arnstein!
Arnstein!
Arnstein!

Hey! on along and listen to
the of Broadway.
The and boopa-doo.
The of Broadway.

The band to go to town
and goes crazy.
You your baby 'round
'til everything hazy.
Hush-a-bye, I'm buy you this and that,
you hear your sing.
Then baby goes to her flat
to all day.

night, baby.
Good night. on his way.
tight, oh, my baby.
You sleep tight. call it a day.

to, the lullaby,
of ol-gone, you know old.
Come on Broadway!
yeah, brodway, yeah, broadway!
The of Bro-o-o-oadway!
Yow!