Luyện nghe bài hát The Vicki Eydie Show: Around The World/Istanbul/Fiesta In Rio/South Seas Scene/Hawaiian War Chant...

"And now, And now, And now!
Comes my part.
This is the where
I get to myself,
to... Cleveland.
All my hopes, fears,
and desires,
right here, now,
in this section.
I have in showbusiness
for 10 and every time
I to go back on the stage
I this dream,
That I am in an act,
not of my own design,
In act, I demonstrate
the kind of I might
have become, had I not
with brains,
talent and tits!
Yes indeed and Germs,
in this, in this I demonstrate
the kind of preformer I would
had I only been blessed
with gorgeous tits, yes, here are!
Here thay are, You've read them
in people magazine, they featured
on the of life.
1st, 1954,
3 year old baby with 38 chest.
was something to behold! Ahh.
Now, the of the performer
that I play in my dream is Eydie',
Vickie Eydie is definitely a act,
Vickie Eydie is not the performer
who goes around singing any old of song
she to sing, you understand!
No, this act, what can I call it? It is a revue,
She not, of course, travel alone, no,
She has a once famous, singing trio!
'The Eat-ettes'
And if I am not mistake, they
this very mimette,
minute!! they come!
'The Dazzling
Oh God! to my nightmare!"

"And now!
The Room'
high 'Swingos Celebrity Motor Lodge'
in gorgeous 'Seven Hills'
is to present,
The inevitable song
of the internationnally
Vicki Eydie!
In her acclaimed
'Around the world Revue'
the world in 80 ways!'
And now, Vicki!!

Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey!
the world Ive searched
for you, I traveled on hope
was gone to a rendezvous.

Say, I somewhere, sometime,
somehow, you look at me
and I see the smile youre smiling now. OOH!

It might been in County Down,
or in New York, or Gay Paree,
or even, Town.

Hey! What difference does it
No will I go all around the world,
for I found my world in,
Y-O-U, HEY! Ha!

"What difference it make!?
Jokers, and Smokers!
How are you tonight!?
are you tonight!?
And how does your say!?
we got a little treat in store for you tonight!
We're gonna you on a wonderful little
trip around glorious little globe of ours!
we feature songs of many colors, and flags of of nations
And the first stop on this cavelcade.
The Middle East!
a veritable 'turbular' tune.
we go, Girls! OW!"

Istanbul was
Now it's Istanbul, not
Been a long time gone,
Now it's delight on a moonlit night

Every gal in
in Istanbul, not Constantinople
So if got a date in Constantinople
be waiting in Istanbul

Even old New
Was New Amsterdam, Hey!
Why they it I can't say
People liked it better that way

Nya, Nya, Nya!
the song Girls!
Nya, Nya, Nya!

Sing out, out.
Nya, Nya, Nya!...
Wow!

So me back to Constantinople
No, you go back to Constantinople
Been a time gone, Constantinople
Why did get the works
That's nobody's but the Turks'
HEY!!!

"But no to linger!
No to linger!
Vicki Eydie gets
on the bosperous!
But as I say no time to
in the empire,
For I hear by the of the
castanettes, we are off,
off, off, off we are off.
Off to Br-r-r-r-r-r-r-azil! a-Br-r-razil. Brazil...
Land of hope, of hemp.
Hmmmm.
I this next musical composition
for the festival at 'Piranha
I did not win
that festival,
would not be here in,
er... Cleveland!
But no, nevermind!
For me, this song up the
essence of the experience.
See if you don't understand I mean"

It was Fiesta.
moonlight.
It was, it was
and he me so tight.
I thought, I I was dying.
But I had the clap.
It was
and I had the clap.

to do in Rio,
when you can't even
I had a bum time,
it was fiesta.
I-I-I-I-I-I-I!

When he turned the light low
he said, "Oh Vickie, I, I want you so."

I was a forced, forced to remove from his lap.
You take care at Fiesta. You beware, at Fiesta.
Oh at Fiesta, he will give you the . . .

[ Clapping to ]

Wa-hoo, Hey!

"Catchy,
Yeah, I thought you'd that!
But no to linger in South America,
For I hear by the of the slide guitar,
it is time for us to move along,
Yes, indeed and gentlemen,
we are on our way, and just in
for Vicki South Sea Adventure!
Ahh, the Sea's, The South Sea's,
I found peace, contentment and
many tropical fruits I had not before!
Yes, Ladies and Gentlemen, Eydie eats papaya!
We are about to you, one the most beautiful
and sensual of all the native for you and
here are beautiful and sensual native's right now!"

In the sea island of Tawanga,
I let go.
What a setting for romancing,
and the palms too and fro.
And the men are so handsome,
they you really know,
what it's like not to be lonely
as sing soft and low.

If you're cracking up from having lack of up.
If you're cracking up from having lack of up.
If cracking up, why don't you pack it up?
You got to find yourself a kind of love

Lack-of-nookies-got-me!

Come-on-I-wanna-lay-ya!

You got to yourself a crazy kind of love!

They me down by the waterfall,
showed me their island ways.
They gave me flowers,
and good island lays.
I forgot what was right,
and I learned was very bad.
But now I am the of the island,
and they make me feel glad.

If you're cracking up from having lack of up.
If you're cracking up from having of shaking up.
If cracking up, why don't you pack it up?
You got to find a crazy kind of love.

Lack-of-nookies-got-me!

Come-on-I-wanna-lay-ya!

You got to yourself a crazy kind of love!
That's
You got to find yourself a crazy of love!
That's
You got to yourself a crazy kind of love!

"Here we go!!!
to sing along with Vicki Eydie!
Don't you want sing along Vicki Eydie!? Yeah!
Ok, music!
I first, then you,
Get it?
Got it?
Good!"

If cracking up from having lack of shacking up!
If you're cracking up from having
God, what a quiet, quiet group.
a quiet, tasteful little group!
Now the lights are on,
I see just how quiet and you really are!
try it again!
Me first,
you,
loud!

If you're cracking up from having of shacking up!
IF CRACKING UP FROM HAVING LACK OF SHACKING UP!
Wonderful!
If cracking up from having lack of shacking up!
IF YOU'RE CRACKING UP FROM HAVING LACK OF UP!
If cracking up...
IF YOU'RE UP!
Why you pack it up!
WHY DON'T YOU IT UP!
And find yourself a kind of Love!
AND FIND A CRAZY KIND OF LOVE!

"Now here comes the part.
Now, many Caucasians have a lot of
their little mouths around this parts.
because is real Polynesian, you understand!"

Ahh-Way of nookies got me I see it has!
AHH-WAY OF NOOKIES GOT ME!
phrase!
Ahh-Way, on I want to lay you.
AHH-WAY, ON I WANT TO LAY YOU!
Excellent! Excellent!
Why much better we had hoped!

"Why, my Goodness me, do you we can do it up to tempo!?
Do you you can do it up to tempo!?
YEAH!
go!
Up to tempo for the Mother-Fucker's!
WE GO!

IF YOU'RE CRACKING UP HAVING LACK OF SHACKING UP!
IF YOU'RE CRACKING UP FROM HAVING OF SHACKING UP!
IF YOU'RE CRACKING UP, WHY YOU PACK IT UP!
YOU GOT TO FIND YOURSELF A KIND OF LOVE!

TWO-THREE-FOUR!
AAH-WAY!
LACK OF GOT ME!
AHH WAY!
ON I WANNA LAY YA!
YOU GOTTA FIND YOURSELF A KIND OF LOVE!
RIGHT,
YOU GOTTA FIND A CRAZY KIND OF LOVE!
RIGHT,
YOU FIND YOURSELF A CRAZY KIND OF L-O-O-O-OVE!...

out of the woods,
out of the dark,
out of the night.
Step the sun,
step the light,
then your eyes
and will open, ahhh,
open, ahhh,
open, open, open, up.

Arnstein!
Arnstein!
Arnstein!

Hey! Come on along and to
the of Broadway.
The and boopa-doo.
The of Broadway.

The band begins to go to
and everyone crazy.
You rock-a-bye baby 'round
everything gets hazy.
Hush-a-bye, I'm buy you this and that,
you hear daddy sing.
Then goes home to her flat
to all day.

night, baby.
Good night. on his way.
tight, oh, my baby.
You sleep tight. Let's it a day.

to, the lullaby,
of ol-gone, you it's old.
on along Broadway!
yeah, brodway, yeah, broadway!
The of Bro-o-o-oadway!
Yow!