Luyện nghe bài hát The Vicki Eydie Show: Around The World/Istanbul/Fiesta In Rio/South Seas Scene/Hawaiian War Chant...

"And now, And now, And now!
Comes my part.
is the part where
I get to myself,
to... Cleveland.
All my hopes, fears,
and desires,
right here, now,
in little section.
I have in showbusiness
for 10 years and every
I have to go back on the
I this dream,
That I am in an act,
not of my own design,
In act, I demonstrate
the kind of performer I
have become, had I not
with brains,
talent and tits!
Yes Ladies and Germs,
in this, in this dream I
the kind of preformer I have
become had I only been
with gorgeous tits, yes, here are!
Here thay are, read about them
in magazine, they were featured
on the of life.
1st, 1954,
3 year old baby with 38 chest.
was something to behold! Ahh.
Now, the of the performer
that I in my dream is 'Vicki Eydie',
Vickie Eydie is definitely a act,
Vickie Eydie is not the performer
who goes around singing any old of song
she to sing, you understand!
No, this act, what can I it? It is a global revue,
She does not, of course, alone, no,
She has hired a famous, singing trio!
Dazzling Eat-ettes'
And if I am not mistake, they
comes this mimette,
minute!! they come!
Dazzling Eat-ettes'
Oh God! to my nightmare!"

"And now!
The Room'
atop 'Swingos Celebrity Motor Lodge'
in downtown 'Seven Hills'
is to present,
The inevitable stylings
of the acclaimed
Miss Eydie!
In her acclaimed
'Around the world Revue'
the world in 80 ways!'
And now, Vicki!!

Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey!
Around the world Ive
for you, I traveled on when
was to keep a rendezvous.

Say, I somewhere, sometime,
somehow, you would at me
and I would see the smile youre now. OOH!

It might been in County Down,
or in New York, or Gay Paree,
or even, Town.

Hey! What difference does it
No more I go all around the world,
for I have my world in,
Y-O-U, HEY! Ha!

"What does it make!?
Jokers, and Smokers!
How are you tonight!?
are you tonight!?
And how does sign say!?
Have we got a treat in store for you tonight!
We're take you on a wonderful little
trip around this glorious little of ours!
we feature songs of many colors, and flags of of nations
And the first stop on whirl-wind cavelcade.
The exotic East!
With a veritable tune.
we go, Girls! OW!"

Istanbul was
Now Istanbul, not Constantinople
a long time gone, Constantinople
Now Turkish delight on a moonlit night

Every gal in
in Istanbul, not Constantinople
So if you've got a date in
She'll be in Istanbul

old New York
Was New Amsterdam, Hey!
Why they it I can't say
People just it better that way

Nya, Nya, Nya!
Sing the Girls!
Nya, Nya, Nya!

Sing out, out.
Nya, Nya, Nya!...
Wow!

So me back to Constantinople
No, you can't go to Constantinople
Been a time gone, Constantinople
Why did get the works
nobody's business but the Turks'
HEY!!!

"But no to linger!
No to linger!
Vicki Eydie gets
on the bosperous!
But as I say no time to
in the empire,
For I by the sound of the
castanettes, we are off,
off, off, off we are off.
Off to Br-r-r-r-r-r-r-azil! a-Br-r-razil. Brazil...
of hope, Land of hemp.
Hmmmm.
I wrote this musical composition
for the festival at 'Piranha
I did not win
that festival,
OtherwiseIi not be here in,
er... Cleveland!
But no, nevermind!
For me, song sums up the
of the Latin-American experience.
See if you don't what I mean"

It was Fiesta.
moonlight.
It was, it was
and he me so tight.
I thought, I I was dying.
But I had the clap.
It was
and I had the clap.

to do in Rio,
when you can't even
I had a bum time,
it was fiesta.
I-I-I-I-I-I-I!

When he the light down low
he said, "Oh Miss Vickie, I, I you so."

I was a forced, forced to myself from his lap.
You care at Fiesta. You beware, beware at Fiesta.
Oh there at Fiesta, he will you the . . .

[ to beat ]

Wa-hoo, Hey!

"Catchy,
Yeah, I you'd enjoy that!
But no time to linger in America,
For I hear by the sound of the guitar,
it is time for us to move along,
Yes, indeed and gentlemen,
we are on our way, and in time
for Vicki Eydie's Sea Adventure!
Ahh, the South Sea's, The Sea's,
where I peace, contentment and
tropical fruits I had not known before!
Yes, and Gentlemen, Vicki Eydie eats papaya!
We are about to recreatefor you, one the beautiful
and sensual of all the rituals for you and
are some beautiful and sensual native's right now!"

In the south sea of Tawanga,
I let go.
What a setting for romancing,
and the palms too and fro.
And the men are so handsome,
they you really know,
what it's like not to be lonely
as they sing and low.

If you're cracking up from having of shaking up.
If you're cracking up from having of shaking up.
If you're up, why don't you pack it up?
You got to find yourself a kind of love

Lack-of-nookies-got-me!

Come-on-I-wanna-lay-ya!

You got to find yourself a crazy of love!

They me down by the waterfall,
showed me their island ways.
They me beautiful flowers,
and pretty island lays.
I about what was right,
and I what was very bad.
But now I am the of the island,
and they me feel very glad.

If cracking up from having lack of shaking up.
If cracking up from having lack of shaking up.
If you're cracking up, why you pack it up?
You got to find yourself a kind of love.

Lack-of-nookies-got-me!

Come-on-I-wanna-lay-ya!

You got to find yourself a kind of love!
That's
You got to find yourself a crazy of love!
That's
You got to yourself a crazy kind of love!

"Here we go!!!
Time to sing with Vicki Eydie!
Don't you want sing with Vicki Eydie!? Yeah!
Ok, music!
I first, then you,
Get it?
Got it?
Good!"

If you're up from having lack of shacking up!
If you're cracking up from lack--
God, what a quiet, little group.
a quiet, tasteful little group!
Now the lights are on,
I see just how and tasteful you really are!
try it again!
Me first,
you,
loud!

If you're up from having lack of shacking up!
IF YOU'RE CRACKING UP FROM LACK OF SHACKING UP!
Wonderful!
If you're cracking up from having lack of up!
IF CRACKING UP FROM HAVING LACK OF SHACKING UP!
If you're up...
IF CRACKING UP!
Why don't you it up!
WHY DON'T YOU IT UP!
And yourself a crazy kind of Love!
AND YOURSELF A CRAZY KIND OF LOVE!

"Now here the hard part.
Now, many Caucasians a lot of diffulty
wrapping little mouths around this parts.
because this is Polynesian, you understand!"

Ahh-Way Lack of got me I see it has!
LACK OF NOOKIES GOT ME!
phrase!
Ahh-Way, Come on I to lay you.
AHH-WAY, COME ON I TO LAY YOU!
Excellent! Excellent!
Why better than we had hoped!

"Why, my me, do you think we can do it up to tempo!?
Do you you can do it up to tempo!?
YEAH!
go!
Up to for the little Mother-Fucker's!
WE GO!

IF CRACKING UP FROM HAVING LACK OF SHACKING UP!
IF YOU'RE CRACKING UP FROM LACK OF SHACKING UP!
IF YOU'RE CRACKING UP, WHY YOU PACK IT UP!
YOU GOT TO FIND YOURSELF A KIND OF LOVE!

TWO-THREE-FOUR!
AAH-WAY!
LACK OF GOT ME!
AHH WAY!
COME ON I LAY YA!
YOU FIND YOURSELF A CRAZY KIND OF LOVE!
RIGHT,
YOU GOTTA FIND YOURSELF A KIND OF LOVE!
RIGHT,
YOU GOTTA FIND YOURSELF A CRAZY OF L-O-O-O-OVE!...

out of the woods,
out of the dark,
out of the night.
Step the sun,
into the light,
then your eyes
and will open, ahhh,
open, ahhh,
open, open, open, up.

Arnstein!
Arnstein!
Arnstein!

Hey! Come on and listen to
the of Broadway.
The and boopa-doo.
The of Broadway.

The band to go to town
and goes crazy.
You rock-a-bye your baby
'til everything hazy.
Hush-a-bye, I'm buy you this and that,
you your daddy sing.
baby goes home to her flat
to all day.

night, baby.
Good night. on his way.
tight, oh, my baby.
You tight. Let's call it a day.

to, the lullaby,
of ol-gone, you know old.
Come on Broadway!
yeah, brodway, yeah, broadway!
The of Bro-o-o-oadway!
Yow!