Luyện nghe bài hát The Vicki Eydie Show: Around The World/Istanbul/Fiesta In Rio/South Seas Scene/Hawaiian War Chant...

"And now, And now, And now!
Comes my part.
This is the where
I get to myself,
to... Cleveland.
All my hopes, fears,
and desires,
right here, now,
in this section.
I have in showbusiness
for 10 years and time
I have to go back on the
I have dream,
I am trapped in an act,
not of my own design,
In act, I demonstrate
the of performer I might
become, had I not been
blessed brains,
talent and tits!
Yes indeed and Germs,
in this, in this I demonstrate
the kind of I would have
become had I only blessed
gorgeous tits, yes, here they are!
Here thay are, read about them
in people magazine, they were
on the of life.
1st, 1954,
3 year old baby 38 inch chest.
was something to behold! Ahh.
Now, the of the performer
that I play in my dream is Eydie',
Vickie Eydie is definitely a act,
Vickie Eydie is not the kind
who goes around singing any old kind of
she to sing, you understand!
No, this act, what can I call it? It is a revue,
She does not, of course, alone, no,
She has hired a famous, singing trio!
'The Eat-ettes'
And if I am not mistake, they
this very mimette,
minute!! they come!
Dazzling Eat-ettes'
Oh God! to my nightmare!"

"And now!
The Room'
high atop Celebrity Motor Lodge'
in gorgeous 'Seven Hills'
is to present,
The song stylings
of the acclaimed
Miss Eydie!
In her internationnally
the world Revue' entitled
'Around the in 80 ways!'
And now, Vicki!!

Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey!
Around the world Ive
for you, I traveled on when
was gone to a rendezvous.

Say, I somewhere, sometime,
somehow, you look at me
and I would see the smile smiling now. OOH!

It might been in County Down,
or in New York, or Gay Paree,
or even, Town.

Hey! difference does it make?
No more I go all around the world,
for I found my world in,
Y-O-U, HEY! Ha!

"What difference it make!?
Jokers, and Smokers!
How are you tonight!?
are you tonight!?
And how does your say!?
Have we got a little in store for you tonight!
We're gonna you on a wonderful little
trip around this glorious globe of ours!
we feature songs of colors, and flags of lots of nations
And the first on this whirl-wind cavelcade.
The exotic East!
With a veritable tune.
we go, Girls! OW!"

Istanbul was
Now Istanbul, not Constantinople
Been a time gone, Constantinople
Now it's delight on a moonlit night

gal in Constantinople
Lives in Istanbul, not
So if got a date in Constantinople
be waiting in Istanbul

Even old New
Was New Amsterdam, Hey!
Why they changed it I say
just liked it better that way

Nya, Nya, Nya!
Sing the Girls!
Nya, Nya, Nya!

Sing out, out.
Nya, Nya, Nya!...
Wow!

So take me back to
No, you can't go back to
Been a time gone, Constantinople
Why did Constantinople get the
That's business but the Turks'
HEY!!!

"But no to linger!
No to linger!
Eydie gets preposterous
on the bosperous!
But as I say no time to
in the empire,
For I by the sound of the
castanettes, we are off,
off, off, off we are off.
Off to Br-r-r-r-r-r-r-azil! a-Br-r-razil. Brazil...
Land of hope, of hemp.
Hmmmm.
I wrote next musical composition
for the at 'Piranha Del-Rey'
I did not win
that festival,
would not be here in,
er... Cleveland!
But no, nevermind!
For me, song sums up the
essence of the experience.
See if you understand what I mean"

It was Fiesta.
moonlight.
It was, it was
and he me so tight.
I thought, I I was dying.
But I had the clap.
It was
and I had the clap.

to do in Rio,
when you can't pee-o?
I had a bum time,
it was fiesta.
I-I-I-I-I-I-I!

When he turned the light low
he said, "Oh Vickie, I, I want you so."

I was a forced, forced to remove from his lap.
You take at Fiesta. You beware, beware at Fiesta.
Oh there at Fiesta, he give you the . . .

[ to beat ]

Wa-hoo, Hey!

"Catchy,
Yeah, I thought enjoy that!
But no to linger in South America,
For I hear by the sound of the guitar,
it is time for us to move along,
Yes, Ladies and gentlemen,
we are on our way, and in time
for Eydie's South Sea Adventure!
Ahh, the South Sea's, The Sea's,
where I found peace, and
tropical fruits I had not known before!
Yes, Ladies and Gentlemen, Eydie eats papaya!
We are about to you, one the most beautiful
and sensual of all the native for you and
here are some beautiful and native's right now!"

In the sea island of Tawanga,
I let go.
What a beautiful for romancing,
and the sway too and fro.
And the men are so handsome,
make you really know,
what it's like not to be lonely
as sing soft and low.

If you're cracking up from having lack of up.
If cracking up from having lack of shaking up.
If cracking up, why don't you pack it up?
You got to find yourself a crazy kind of

Lack-of-nookies-got-me!

Come-on-I-wanna-lay-ya!

You got to yourself a crazy kind of love!

took me down by the waterfall,
they me their island ways.
They me beautiful flowers,
and good island lays.
I about what was right,
and I learned what was bad.
But now I am the of the island,
and they me feel very glad.

If you're cracking up having lack of shaking up.
If you're up from having lack of shaking up.
If you're cracking up, why you pack it up?
You got to find a crazy kind of love.

Lack-of-nookies-got-me!

Come-on-I-wanna-lay-ya!

You got to find yourself a kind of love!
Right
You got to find yourself a crazy of love!
That's
You got to find yourself a crazy of love!

"Here we go!!!
Time to sing along with Eydie!
Don't you want sing along with Eydie!? Yeah!
Ok, music!
I sing first, you,
Get it?
Got it?
Good!"

If you're cracking up having lack of shacking up!
If you're cracking up having lack--
God, a quiet, quiet little group.
a quiet, tasteful little group!
Now that the are on,
I see just how quiet and tasteful you are!
try it again!
Me first,
you,
loud!

If you're cracking up from having lack of up!
IF YOU'RE UP FROM HAVING LACK OF SHACKING UP!
Wonderful!
If you're cracking up from having of shacking up!
IF YOU'RE CRACKING UP FROM HAVING OF SHACKING UP!
If you're up...
IF CRACKING UP!
Why you pack it up!
WHY DON'T YOU IT UP!
And find yourself a crazy of Love!
AND FIND A CRAZY KIND OF LOVE!

"Now here the hard part.
Now, Caucasians have a lot of diffulty
wrapping little mouths around this parts.
this is real Polynesian, you understand!"

Ahh-Way Lack of got me I see it has!
AHH-WAY OF NOOKIES GOT ME!
phrase!
Ahh-Way, Come on I to lay you.
AHH-WAY, COME ON I TO LAY YOU!
Excellent! Excellent!
Why much than we had hoped!

"Why, my Goodness me, do you we can do it up to tempo!?
Do you you can do it up to tempo!?
YEAH!
go!
Up to tempo for the Mother-Fucker's!
WE GO!

IF YOU'RE CRACKING UP HAVING LACK OF SHACKING UP!
IF YOU'RE CRACKING UP HAVING LACK OF SHACKING UP!
IF CRACKING UP, WHY DON'T YOU PACK IT UP!
YOU GOT TO FIND YOURSELF A KIND OF LOVE!

TWO-THREE-FOUR!
AAH-WAY!
OF NOOKIE'S GOT ME!
AHH WAY!
COME ON I LAY YA!
YOU GOTTA FIND YOURSELF A KIND OF LOVE!
RIGHT,
YOU GOTTA FIND YOURSELF A KIND OF LOVE!
RIGHT,
YOU GOTTA YOURSELF A CRAZY KIND OF L-O-O-O-OVE!...

out of the woods,
out of the dark,
out of the night.
Step the sun,
into the light,
then open your
and will open, ahhh,
open, ahhh,
open, open, open, up.

Arnstein!
Arnstein!
Arnstein!

Hey! on along and listen to
the of Broadway.
The and boopa-doo.
The of Broadway.

The band begins to go to
and goes crazy.
You rock-a-bye your baby
'til gets hazy.
Hush-a-bye, I'm buy you this and that,
you hear your sing.
Then baby goes to her flat
to all day.

night, baby.
Good night. on his way.
tight, oh, my baby.
You tight. Let's call it a day.

to, the lullaby,
of ol-gone, you know old.
Come on Broadway!
yeah, brodway, yeah, broadway!
The of Bro-o-o-oadway!
Yow!