Luyện nghe bài hát The Vicki Eydie Show: Around The World/Istanbul/Fiesta In Rio/South Seas Scene/Hawaiian War Chant...

"And now, And now, And now!
Comes my part.
This is the where
I get to myself,
to... Cleveland.
All my hopes, fears,
and desires,
right here, now,
in little section.
I have been in
for 10 years and time
I to go back on the stage
I this dream,
That I am in an act,
not of my own design,
In act, I demonstrate
the kind of performer I
become, had I not been
blessed brains,
and gorgeous tits!
Yes indeed and Germs,
in this, in this I demonstrate
the kind of I would have
had I only been blessed
with tits, yes, here they are!
Here are, You've read about them
in people magazine, they featured
on the of life.
1st, 1954,
3 year old baby with 38 chest.
That was to behold! Ahh.
Now, the of the performer
that I in my dream is 'Vicki Eydie',
Vickie is definitely a lounge act,
Eydie is not the kind performer
who goes singing any old kind of song
she to sing, you understand!
No, act, what can I call it? It is a global revue,
She not, of course, travel alone, no,
She has hired a famous, singing trio!
Dazzling Eat-ettes'
And if I am not mistake, here
comes this mimette,
minute!! Here come!
'The Eat-ettes'
Oh God! to my nightmare!"

"And now!
The Room'
high 'Swingos Celebrity Motor Lodge'
in gorgeous 'Seven Hills'
is to present,
The song stylings
of the internationnally
Vicki Eydie!
In her acclaimed
'Around the Revue' entitled
'Around the in 80 ways!'
And now, Vicki!!

Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey!
Around the Ive searched
for you, I traveled on when
was gone to a rendezvous.

Say, I somewhere, sometime,
somehow, you would at me
and I would see the smile youre now. OOH!

It might have in County Down,
or in New York, or Gay Paree,
or even, Town.

Hey! What difference does it
No more I go all around the world,
for I have my world in,
Y-O-U, HEY! Ha!

"What does it make!?
Jokers, and Smokers!
How are you tonight!?
are you tonight!?
And how does sign say!?
Have we got a little treat in for you tonight!
We're gonna take you on a little
trip this glorious little globe of ours!
we feature songs of many colors, and flags of lots of
And the first stop on this cavelcade.
The exotic East!
With a veritable tune.
we go, Girls! OW!"

Istanbul was
Now it's Istanbul, not
Been a long gone, Constantinople
Now Turkish delight on a moonlit night

gal in Constantinople
Lives in Istanbul, not
So if got a date in Constantinople
She'll be waiting in

old New York
Was New Amsterdam, Hey!
Why they changed it I say
just liked it better that way

Nya, Nya, Nya!
Sing the Girls!
Nya, Nya, Nya!

Sing out, out.
Nya, Nya, Nya!...
Wow!

So take me to Constantinople
No, you can't go to Constantinople
Been a long time gone,
Why did Constantinople get the
nobody's business but the Turks'
HEY!!!

"But no to linger!
No to linger!
Eydie gets preposterous
on the bosperous!
But as I say no to linger
in the empire,
For I by the sound of the
castanettes, we are off,
off, off, off we are off.
Off to Br-r-r-r-r-r-r-azil! a-Br-r-razil. Brazil...
of hope, Land of hemp.
Hmmmm.
I wrote this next musical
for the festival at Del-Rey'
I did not win
that festival,
would not be here in,
er... Cleveland!
But no, nevermind!
For me, this sums up the
essence of the experience.
See if you don't understand I mean"

It was Fiesta.
moonlight.
It was, it was
and he me so tight.
I thought, I I was dying.
But I had the clap.
It was
and I had the clap.

to do in Rio,
when you can't pee-o?
I had a bum time,
it was fiesta.
I-I-I-I-I-I-I!

When he the light down low
he said, "Oh Vickie, I, I want you so."

I was a forced, forced to remove myself his lap.
You take care at Fiesta. You beware, at Fiesta.
Oh at Fiesta, he will give you the . . .

[ Clapping to ]

Wa-hoo, Hey!

"Catchy,
Yeah, I thought you'd that!
But no time to in South America,
For I hear by the of the slide guitar,
it is time for us to move along,
Yes, Ladies and gentlemen,
we are on our way, and just in
for Vicki South Sea Adventure!
Ahh, the Sea's, The South Sea's,
where I found peace, and
many tropical fruits I had not before!
Yes, Ladies and Gentlemen, Vicki eats papaya!
We are to recreatefor you, one the most beautiful
and of all the native rituals for you and
are some beautiful and sensual native's right now!"

In the south sea of Tawanga,
I let go.
What a setting for romancing,
and the sway too and fro.
And the men are so handsome,
they you really know,
it's like not to be left lonely
as sing soft and low.

If you're cracking up from having of shaking up.
If you're cracking up having lack of shaking up.
If you're up, why don't you pack it up?
You got to find yourself a crazy of love

Lack-of-nookies-got-me!

Come-on-I-wanna-lay-ya!

You got to find yourself a crazy of love!

They me down by the waterfall,
they showed me their ways.
They gave me flowers,
and pretty good lays.
I about what was right,
and I what was very bad.
But now I am the of the island,
and make me feel very glad.

If you're cracking up from having lack of up.
If you're cracking up from lack of shaking up.
If cracking up, why don't you pack it up?
You got to find yourself a crazy of love.

Lack-of-nookies-got-me!

Come-on-I-wanna-lay-ya!

You got to find yourself a kind of love!
That's
You got to find a crazy kind of love!
Right
You got to find a crazy kind of love!

"Here we go!!!
Time to sing with Vicki Eydie!
you want sing along with Vicki Eydie!? Yeah!
Ok, music!
I sing first, you,
Get it?
Got it?
Good!"

If you're cracking up having lack of shacking up!
If you're cracking up having lack--
God, what a quiet, little group.
What a quiet, little group!
Now the lights are on,
I see how quiet and tasteful you really are!
try it again!
Me first,
you,
loud!

If you're up from having lack of shacking up!
IF YOU'RE CRACKING UP FROM HAVING OF SHACKING UP!
Wonderful!
If you're cracking up from having lack of up!
IF YOU'RE UP FROM HAVING LACK OF SHACKING UP!
If cracking up...
IF CRACKING UP!
Why don't you it up!
WHY DON'T YOU IT UP!
And find yourself a kind of Love!
AND FIND YOURSELF A KIND OF LOVE!

"Now here the hard part.
Now, many Caucasians have a lot of
wrapping their little mouths this parts.
this is real Polynesian, you understand!"

Ahh-Way of nookies got me I see it has!
LACK OF NOOKIES GOT ME!
phrase!
Ahh-Way, Come on I to lay you.
AHH-WAY, ON I WANT TO LAY YOU!
Excellent! Excellent!
Why better than we had hoped!

"Why, my me, do you think we can do it up to tempo!?
Do you you can do it up to tempo!?
YEAH!
go!
Up to tempo for the Mother-Fucker's!
WE GO!

IF YOU'RE CRACKING UP FROM HAVING OF SHACKING UP!
IF YOU'RE CRACKING UP FROM HAVING OF SHACKING UP!
IF YOU'RE CRACKING UP, WHY DON'T YOU IT UP!
YOU GOT TO YOURSELF A CRAZY KIND OF LOVE!

TWO-THREE-FOUR!
AAH-WAY!
OF NOOKIE'S GOT ME!
AHH WAY!
COME ON I LAY YA!
YOU GOTTA FIND A CRAZY KIND OF LOVE!
RIGHT,
YOU FIND YOURSELF A CRAZY KIND OF LOVE!
RIGHT,
YOU FIND YOURSELF A CRAZY KIND OF L-O-O-O-OVE!...

out of the woods,
out of the dark,
out of the night.
Step the sun,
into the light,
then open eyes
and love open, ahhh,
open, ahhh,
open, open, open, up.

Arnstein!
Arnstein!
Arnstein!

Hey! on along and listen to
the of Broadway.
The and boopa-doo.
The of Broadway.

The band begins to go to
and goes crazy.
You rock-a-bye baby 'round
everything gets hazy.
Hush-a-bye, I'm buy you this and that,
you your daddy sing.
Then baby home to her flat
to all day.

night, baby.
Good night. on his way.
tight, oh, my baby.
You sleep tight. call it a day.

to, the lullaby,
of ol-gone, you it's old.
on along Broadway!
yeah, brodway, yeah, broadway!
The of Bro-o-o-oadway!
Yow!