The Tattoed Lady

Oh, we came to town to see
That old tattoed lady
She was a sight to see
Tattoed from head to knee
My uncle Ned was there
He came to gape and stare
"I've never" he declaired "Seen such a freak so fair!;

And on her jaw was the Royal flying corp
And on her back was the Union Jack, now could you ask for more?
All up and down her spine, were the queen's own guard in line
And all around her hips sailed a fleet of battle ships
And over her left kidney was a birds-eye view of Sidney
But what we liked best was upon her chest
Our little home in Waikiki

What did you say?
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