I Bawled

Took my girl home the other night
Got myself in an awful fight
She said, "Doux, doux, darlin'
Won't you please come in?"
Her old lady socked me with a rollin' pin

And I bawled, I bawled, oh, mon
You should have heard me bawl
Well, I bawl when I feel the pin
I don't meet with that old woman again

Oh, yes, I bawled, I bawled, oh, mon
You should have heard me bawl
Well, I bawl when I feel the pin
I don't meet with that old woman again

Mon, the first time she hit me
She knocked me down
Wouldn't even let me get off the ground
I tried to tell of the rules of Queens bury
She said, "Boy, cuts no ice with me"

And I bawled, I bawled, oh, mon
You should have heard me bawl
Well, I bawl when I feel the pin
I don't meet with that old woman again

Oh, yes, I bawled, I bawled, oh, mon
You should have heard me bawl
Well, I bawl when I feel the pin
I don't meet with that old woman again

Oh, mon, talk about eternity
That's what that encounter seemed to me
She started to sneeze and I started to run
Gone like a bullet from a machine gun

And I bawled, I bawled, oh, mon
You should have heard me bawl
Well, I bawl when I feel the pin
I don't meet with that old woman again

Oh, yes, I bawled, I bawled, oh, mon
You should have heard me bawl
Well, I bawl when I feel the pin
I don't meet with that old woman again