Luyện nghe bài hát The Stand Up Comic's Instructions

Get 'em - keep 'em there,
You hold your own and hold their's,
Hold their glasses - can't their beer
Tell 'em the one the fucking queer.
Do the one always works,
'Bout the blacks that don't like work,
And once you got 'em, keep 'em
Raise spirits! Raise their cheer!

Do one that never fails,
'Bout the of white thugs and the Asian male,
And once you got 'em, they'll be you!
See lot's loyal, through and through.

Tell jokes and you can't miss,
Do the building site one and how all thick.
Keep 'em laughing - you'll it made,
a friendly lot and you'll be well paid.

But keep 'em laughing let it stop
Or the truth might catch up and the plot.