Luyện nghe bài hát The Stand Up Comic's Instructions

Get 'em laughing - 'em there,
You your own and they'll hold their's,
Hold glasses - can't hold their beer
Tell 'em the one the fucking queer.
Do the one always works,
the lazy blacks that don't like work,
And once you got 'em, 'em there
Raise spirits! Raise their cheer!

Do that one never fails,
the gang of white thugs and the Asian male,
And once you got 'em, be with you!
See lot's loyal, through and through.

Irish jokes and you can't miss,
Do the site one and how they're all thick.
Keep 'em laughing - have it made,
We're a friendly lot and you'll be paid.

But keep 'em don't let it stop
Or the might catch up and spoil the plot.