Luyện nghe bài hát The Stand Up Comic's Instructions

Get 'em - keep 'em there,
You hold your own and they'll their's,
Hold their glasses - can't hold their
'em the one about the fucking queer.
Do the one always works,
the lazy blacks that don't like work,
And once you got 'em, keep 'em
Raise their spirits! Raise cheer!

Do that one that fails,
'Bout the gang of thugs and the Asian male,
And once you got 'em, be with you!
See this loyal, through and through.

Irish jokes and you can't miss,
Do the building site one and how all thick.
Keep 'em laughing - have it made,
We're a friendly lot and be well paid.

But 'em laughing don't let it stop
Or the truth might up and spoil the plot.