Luyện nghe bài hát The Stand Up Comic's Instructions

Get 'em - keep 'em there,
You hold your own and they'll their's,
Hold their glasses - can't hold beer
'em the one about the fucking queer.
Do the one that works,
'Bout the lazy blacks that like work,
And you got 'em, keep 'em there
Raise spirits! Raise their cheer!

Do one that never fails,
'Bout the gang of white thugs and the male,
And you got 'em, they'll be with you!
See this lot's loyal, and through.

Tell Irish jokes and you miss,
Do the building site one and how all thick.
Keep 'em - you'll have it made,
We're a lot and you'll be well paid.

But keep 'em laughing let it stop
Or the truth might up and spoil the plot.