Luyện nghe bài hát The Six Dollar Man

Kermit: "Hi-ho, Kermit the Frog here. And sci-fi fans, I'm speaking to you from the laboratory of a Nucleus Von Fission and I'm here to report one of the scientific marvels of the 20th century. Because as you probably know, Professor Von Fission is the inventor of the fabulous Six Dollar Man."
(Kermit walks over to the Professor who is standing a robot-like creature lying on a table.)
Prof. Von "Ah!"
Kermit: "Who lays here on the table, matter of fact."
Prof. Von "Yes."
Kermit: "Is that right, Von Fission?"
Prof. Von Fission: "Yes, right! Mmmm."
Kermit: "And whole thing only came to six dollars, huh?"
Prof. Von Fission: "Yes, tax."
Kermit: "Well, that's, that's just incredible. Umm ... the head, it looks like the is made from a second-hand bowling ball."
(Sure enough, the head is a light blue swirly bowl with the three finger-holes lined up as the creature's eyes and open mouth.)
Prof. Von Fission: "Yes, that's right. me a dollar thirty-eight at a rummage sale."
Kermit: "Mmmm. And the up here is what, a scouring pad?"
Prof. Von Fission: "Yes, a scouring pad. Thirty-nine cents a package."
Kermit: "Uh huh, great. What ... that nose?"
Prof. Von "Ahh, that's a cork."
"Hmmm."
Prof. Von Fission: "Cork was twenty-five cents, a bargain."
Kermit: "That's very ingenius. And going down here, the looks like it's an old olive oil can?"
Prof. Von Fission: "Yes, that was a dollar fifty-nine, but ya gotta remember there was a lot of olive oil with it. I used that to lubricate the joints."
Kermit: "Ahh, wonderful. The joint, as a matter of fact, is .. ahh .. that's a hinge, huh?"
Prof. Von Fission: "Yes, those are some hinges I up for ten cents each."
Kermit: "Uh huh. How about .. how about the What did you make that arm out of?"
Prof. Von Fission: "Ah, well, the arms and the legs are drainpipes and those were fifty a yard."
Kermit: "That's .. ahh .. that's great. There seems to be a here where the hand is, huh?"
Prof. Von "Spoons for hands, they were thirty-five cents apiece, yeah."
Kermit: "Ahh, wonderful. And for feet, got ... ah .. spatulas, huh?"
Prof. Von Fission: "Yes, those were two for ... two for seventy-nine, that's a real bargain. I got at a going-out-of-business pancake place over in Posaick."
Kermit: "Isn't interesting. And all that comes to just six dollars, huh?"
Prof. Von Fission: "Yup, that's right. Oh, you like to see me activate me?"
Kermit: "Oh, we certainly would, be just terrific, Professor!"
Prof. Von "Oh, wonderful, yes!"
(Kermit the camera to speak as the Prof. scoots behind him to activate the creature.)
Kermit: "Ladies and gentlemen, this is a first as we see the first demonstration of The Six Dollar Man."
(A sound like a car's engine not quite turning over is heard as the Prof. pulls his hand away from the creature's olive oil can tummy. Picture starting a boat's motor.)
Prof. Von Fission: "Uh oh, try again. (He does the hand motion again and then turns to speak to the camera) Ya gotta remember that he's steam drive, you know, it takes a little while to start him up. Once more. (He tries one time and ...) Yeah, yeah, there he goes! There he goes!"
(The creature is up and bouncing off the walls, pulling down and wrecking havoc all over the place.)
"Wow!"
Prof. Von "Look at him go! Ha, ha, ha, ha! Oh, marvelous!"
"Oh my goodness."
Prof. Von "Ooops! Ha, ha, ha, ha! Did you see that?! Ha, ha, ha, ha! Oopsie-daisy! Ha, ha, ha, ha! Look what happened!"
(What's left of the creature flops onto the table. Pretty much just an oil can with a couple of spatulas sticking out!)
Kermit: "Professor Von Fission! Your Six Dollar Man couldn't do anything, all he did was destroy entire laboratory!"
Prof. Von Fission: "Well, what do you for six dollars?"
(They both look at the camera, face doing that disgusted look he does so well.)