Luyện nghe bài hát The Six Dollar Man

Kermit: "Hi-ho, Kermit the Frog here. And sci-fi fans, I'm speaking to you from the laboratory of a Professor Nucleus Von Fission and I'm to report one of the scientific marvels of the 20th century. Because as you probably know, Professor Von Fission is the inventor of the fabulous Six Dollar Man."
(Kermit walks over to the Professor who is standing over a robot-like lying on a table.)
Prof. Von "Ah!"
Kermit: "Who lays right here on the table, of fact."
Prof. Von "Yes."
Kermit: "Is that right, Von Fission?"
Prof. Von Fission: "Yes, right! Mmmm."
Kermit: "And this thing only came to six dollars, huh?"
Prof. Von "Yes, including tax."
Kermit: "Well, that's, that's just incredible. Umm ... the head, it looks like the head is made a second-hand bowling ball."
(Sure enough, the head is a light blue swirly bowl with the three finger-holes lined up as the creature's eyes and open mouth.)
Prof. Von Fission: "Yes, that's right. Cost me a thirty-eight at a rummage sale."
Kermit: "Mmmm. And the hair up here is what, a pad?"
Prof. Von Fission: "Yes, that's a scouring pad. Thirty-nine a package."
Kermit: "Uh huh, great. What ... that nose?"
Prof. Von Fission: "Ahh, a cork."
"Hmmm."
Prof. Von "Cork was twenty-five cents, a real bargain."
Kermit: "That's ingenius. And going down here, the body looks like it's an old olive oil can?"
Prof. Von Fission: "Yes, that was a dollar fifty-nine, but ya gotta remember there was a lot of oil came with it. I used that to lubricate the joints."
Kermit: "Ahh, wonderful. The joint, as a matter of fact, is .. ahh .. that's a hinge, huh?"
Prof. Von Fission: "Yes, those are some hinges I picked up for ten each."
Kermit: "Uh huh. How about .. how the arm? What did you make that arm out of?"
Prof. Von Fission: "Ah, well, the arms and the legs are drainpipes and those were cents a yard."
Kermit: "That's .. ahh .. great. There seems to be a spoon here where the hand is, huh?"
Prof. Von Fission: "Spoons for hands, they were thirty-five apiece, yeah."
Kermit: "Ahh, wonderful. And for feet, got ... ah .. spatulas, huh?"
Prof. Von Fission: "Yes, those were two for ... two for seventy-nine, that's a real bargain. I got those at a pancake place over in Posaick."
Kermit: "Isn't that interesting. And all that comes to six dollars, huh?"
Prof. Von Fission: "Yup, that's right. Oh, you like to see me activate me?"
Kermit: "Oh, we certainly would, that'd be terrific, Professor!"
Prof. Von "Oh, wonderful, yes!"
(Kermit the camera to speak as the Prof. scoots behind him to activate the creature.)
Kermit: "Ladies and gentlemen, this is a television first as we see the first demonstration of The Six Man."
(A sound like a car's engine not quite turning over is heard as the Prof. pulls his hand away the creature's olive oil can tummy. Picture someone starting a boat's motor.)
Prof. Von Fission: "Uh oh, try again. (He does the hand motion again and then turns to speak to the camera) Ya gotta remember that he's steam drive, you know, it takes a little while to start him up. more. (He tries one more time and ...) Yeah, yeah, there he goes! There he goes!"
(The creature is up and off the walls, pulling down book-shelves and wrecking havoc all over the place.)
"Wow!"
Prof. Von "Look at him go! Ha, ha, ha, ha! Oh, marvelous!"
"Oh my goodness."
Prof. Von "Ooops! Ha, ha, ha, ha! Did you see that?! Ha, ha, ha, ha! Oopsie-daisy! Ha, ha, ha, ha! Look what happened!"
(What's left of the flops onto the table. Pretty much just an olive oil can with a couple of spatulas sticking out!)
Kermit: "Professor Von Fission! Your Six Dollar Man couldn't do anything, all he did was your entire laboratory!"
Prof. Von Fission: "Well, do you expect for six dollars?"
(They look at the camera, Kermit's face doing that disgusted look he does so well.)