Luyện nghe bài hát The Six Dollar Man

Kermit: "Hi-ho, Kermit the Frog here. And sci-fi fans, I'm speaking to you from the laboratory of a Professor Nucleus Von Fission and I'm here to report one of the scientific marvels of the 20th century. Because as you know, Professor Von Fission is the inventor of the fabulous Six Dollar Man."
(Kermit over to the Professor who is standing over a robot-like creature lying on a table.)
Prof. Von "Ah!"
"Who lays right here on the table, matter of fact."
Prof. Von "Yes."
Kermit: "Is right, Professor Von Fission?"
Prof. Von "Yes, that's right! Mmmm."
Kermit: "And this whole only came to six dollars, huh?"
Prof. Von "Yes, including tax."
Kermit: "Well, that's, that's just incredible. Umm ... the head, it looks the head is made from a second-hand bowling ball."
(Sure enough, the head is a light blue swirly bowling bowl with the finger-holes lined up as the creature's eyes and open mouth.)
Prof. Von "Yes, that's right. Cost me a dollar thirty-eight at a rummage sale."
Kermit: "Mmmm. And the hair up here is what, a pad?"
Prof. Von Fission: "Yes, that's a pad. Thirty-nine cents a package."
Kermit: "Uh huh, great. What ... that nose?"
Prof. Von Fission: "Ahh, a cork."
"Hmmm."
Prof. Von Fission: "Cork was twenty-five cents, a bargain."
Kermit: "That's very ingenius. And going down here, the body looks it's an old olive oil can?"
Prof. Von "Yes, that was a dollar fifty-nine, but ya gotta remember there was a lot of olive oil came with it. I used that to lubricate the joints."
"Ahh, wonderful. The shoulder joint, as a matter of fact, is .. ahh .. that's a hinge, huh?"
Prof. Von Fission: "Yes, those are some hinges I up for ten cents each."
Kermit: "Uh huh. How about .. how about the What did you make that arm out of?"
Prof. Von Fission: "Ah, well, the arms and the are drainpipes and those were fifty cents a yard."
Kermit: "That's .. ahh .. that's great. There seems to be a here where the hand is, huh?"
Prof. Von Fission: "Spoons for hands, they were thirty-five apiece, yeah."
Kermit: "Ahh, wonderful. And for feet, got ... ah .. spatulas, huh?"
Prof. Von Fission: "Yes, those were two for ... two for seventy-nine, that's a real bargain. I got those at a going-out-of-business place over in Posaick."
Kermit: "Isn't interesting. And all that comes to just six dollars, huh?"
Prof. Von "Yup, that's right. Oh, would you like to see me activate me?"
Kermit: "Oh, we certainly would, be just terrific, Professor!"
Prof. Von "Oh, wonderful, yes!"
(Kermit faces the to speak as the Prof. scoots behind him to activate the creature.)
Kermit: "Ladies and gentlemen, this is a television as we see the first demonstration of The Six Dollar Man."
(A sound like a car's engine not quite turning over is heard as the Prof. pulls his away from the creature's olive oil can tummy. Picture someone starting a boat's motor.)
Prof. Von Fission: "Uh oh, try again. (He does the hand motion again and then turns to speak to the camera) Ya gotta remember that he's steam drive, you know, it takes a little while to start him up. Once more. (He tries one more time and ...) Yeah, yeah, there he goes! he goes!"
(The creature is up and bouncing off the walls, pulling book-shelves and wrecking havoc all over the place.)
"Wow!"
Prof. Von "Look at him go! Ha, ha, ha, ha! Oh, marvelous!"
"Oh my goodness."
Prof. Von "Ooops! Ha, ha, ha, ha! Did you see that?! Ha, ha, ha, ha! Oopsie-daisy! Ha, ha, ha, ha! Look what happened!"
(What's of the creature flops onto the table. Pretty much just an olive oil can with a couple of spatulas sticking out!)
Kermit: "Professor Von Fission! Your Six Dollar Man couldn't do anything, all he did was destroy entire laboratory!"
Prof. Von Fission: "Well, do you expect for six dollars?"
(They both look at the camera, Kermit's doing that disgusted look he does so well.)