Luyện nghe bài hát The Six Dollar Man

Kermit: "Hi-ho, Kermit the Frog here. And sci-fi fans, I'm speaking to you from the laboratory of a Professor Nucleus Von Fission and I'm here to report one of the scientific marvels of the 20th century. as you probably know, Professor Von Fission is the inventor of the fabulous Six Dollar Man."
(Kermit walks over to the Professor who is over a robot-like creature lying on a table.)
Prof. Von "Ah!"
Kermit: "Who lays here on the table, matter of fact."
Prof. Von "Yes."
Kermit: "Is that right, Von Fission?"
Prof. Von Fission: "Yes, right! Mmmm."
Kermit: "And this thing only came to six dollars, huh?"
Prof. Von "Yes, including tax."
Kermit: "Well, that's, that's just incredible. Umm ... the head, it looks like the head is made from a second-hand ball."
(Sure enough, the head is a light blue swirly bowling bowl with the three finger-holes lined up as the creature's eyes and mouth.)
Prof. Von Fission: "Yes, that's right. Cost me a dollar at a rummage sale."
Kermit: "Mmmm. And the up here is what, a scouring pad?"
Prof. Von Fission: "Yes, that's a scouring pad. Thirty-nine a package."
"Uh huh, great. What ... what's that nose?"
Prof. Von "Ahh, that's a cork."
"Hmmm."
Prof. Von "Cork was twenty-five cents, a real bargain."
Kermit: "That's very ingenius. And going down here, the body looks like it's an old oil can?"
Prof. Von Fission: "Yes, that was a dollar fifty-nine, but ya gotta there was a lot of olive oil came with it. I used that to lubricate the joints."
"Ahh, wonderful. The shoulder joint, as a matter of fact, is .. ahh .. that's a hinge, huh?"
Prof. Von "Yes, those are some hinges I picked up for ten cents each."
"Uh huh. How about .. how about the arm? What did you make that arm out of?"
Prof. Von Fission: "Ah, well, the arms and the legs are and those were fifty cents a yard."
Kermit: "That's .. ahh .. that's great. There seems to be a here where the hand is, huh?"
Prof. Von Fission: "Spoons for hands, they were cents apiece, yeah."
Kermit: "Ahh, wonderful. And for feet, got ... ah .. spatulas, huh?"
Prof. Von Fission: "Yes, those were two for ... two for seventy-nine, that's a real bargain. I got those at a going-out-of-business place over in Posaick."
Kermit: "Isn't interesting. And all that comes to just six dollars, huh?"
Prof. Von Fission: "Yup, that's right. Oh, you like to see me activate me?"
Kermit: "Oh, we would, that'd be just terrific, Professor!"
Prof. Von "Oh, wonderful, yes!"
(Kermit faces the camera to speak as the Prof. behind him to activate the creature.)
Kermit: "Ladies and gentlemen, this is a television as we see the first demonstration of The Six Dollar Man."
(A sound like a car's engine not quite turning over is heard as the Prof. pulls his hand away from the creature's olive oil can tummy. Picture someone a boat's motor.)
Prof. Von Fission: "Uh oh, try again. (He the hand motion again and then turns to speak to the camera) Ya gotta remember that he's steam drive, you know, it takes a little while to start him up. Once more. (He tries one more time and ...) Yeah, yeah, there he goes! There he goes!"
(The creature is up and bouncing off the walls, pulling down and wrecking havoc all over the place.)
"Wow!"
Prof. Von "Look at him go! Ha, ha, ha, ha! Oh, marvelous!"
"Oh my goodness."
Prof. Von Fission: "Ooops! Ha, ha, ha, ha! Did you see that?! Ha, ha, ha, ha! Oopsie-daisy! Ha, ha, ha, ha! what happened!"
(What's left of the creature flops the table. Pretty much just an olive oil can with a couple of spatulas sticking out!)
Kermit: "Professor Von Fission! Your Six Dollar Man couldn't do anything, all he did was your entire laboratory!"
Prof. Von "Well, what do you expect for six dollars?"
(They both look at the camera, Kermit's face doing that disgusted look he so well.)