Luyện nghe bài hát The Six Dollar Man

Kermit: "Hi-ho, Kermit the Frog here. And sci-fi fans, I'm speaking to you from the laboratory of a Professor Nucleus Von and I'm here to report one of the scientific marvels of the 20th century. Because as you probably know, Professor Von Fission is the inventor of the fabulous Six Dollar Man."
(Kermit walks over to the Professor who is over a robot-like creature lying on a table.)
Prof. Von "Ah!"
Kermit: "Who lays right here on the table, of fact."
Prof. Von "Yes."
Kermit: "Is that right, Von Fission?"
Prof. Von "Yes, that's right! Mmmm."
Kermit: "And this whole only came to six dollars, huh?"
Prof. Von "Yes, including tax."
Kermit: "Well, that's, that's just incredible. Umm ... the head, it looks like the head is made from a bowling ball."
(Sure enough, the head is a light blue swirly bowling bowl with the three finger-holes lined up as the creature's and open mouth.)
Prof. Von "Yes, that's right. Cost me a dollar thirty-eight at a rummage sale."
Kermit: "Mmmm. And the up here is what, a scouring pad?"
Prof. Von Fission: "Yes, a scouring pad. Thirty-nine cents a package."
Kermit: "Uh huh, great. What ... what's nose?"
Prof. Von "Ahh, that's a cork."
"Hmmm."
Prof. Von Fission: "Cork was twenty-five cents, a bargain."
Kermit: "That's very ingenius. And going down here, the body looks like an old olive oil can?"
Prof. Von Fission: "Yes, that was a fifty-nine, but ya gotta remember there was a lot of olive oil came with it. I used that to lubricate the joints."
Kermit: "Ahh, wonderful. The shoulder joint, as a of fact, is .. ahh .. that's a hinge, huh?"
Prof. Von Fission: "Yes, those are some hinges I up for ten cents each."
Kermit: "Uh huh. How about .. how about the arm? What did you that arm out of?"
Prof. Von "Ah, well, the arms and the legs are drainpipes and those were fifty cents a yard."
Kermit: "That's .. ahh .. that's great. There seems to be a spoon here where the is, huh?"
Prof. Von "Spoons for hands, they were thirty-five cents apiece, yeah."
Kermit: "Ahh, wonderful. And for feet, got ... ah .. spatulas, huh?"
Prof. Von Fission: "Yes, those were two for ... two for seventy-nine, that's a real bargain. I got those at a going-out-of-business place over in Posaick."
"Isn't that interesting. And all that comes to just six dollars, huh?"
Prof. Von Fission: "Yup, that's right. Oh, would you to see me activate me?"
Kermit: "Oh, we certainly would, be just terrific, Professor!"
Prof. Von "Oh, wonderful, yes!"
(Kermit faces the camera to speak as the Prof. scoots him to activate the creature.)
"Ladies and gentlemen, this is a television first as we see the first demonstration of The Six Dollar Man."
(A sound like a car's engine not quite turning over is heard as the Prof. pulls his away from the creature's olive oil can tummy. Picture someone starting a boat's motor.)
Prof. Von Fission: "Uh oh, try again. (He does the hand motion and then turns to speak to the camera) Ya gotta remember that he's steam drive, you know, it takes a little while to start him up. Once more. (He tries one more time and ...) Yeah, yeah, there he goes! There he goes!"
(The creature is up and bouncing off the walls, pulling down book-shelves and wrecking havoc all the place.)
"Wow!"
Prof. Von "Look at him go! Ha, ha, ha, ha! Oh, marvelous!"
"Oh my goodness."
Prof. Von Fission: "Ooops! Ha, ha, ha, ha! Did you see that?! Ha, ha, ha, ha! Oopsie-daisy! Ha, ha, ha, ha! what happened!"
(What's left of the creature flops onto the table. Pretty much just an olive oil can with a couple of spatulas out!)
Kermit: "Professor Von Fission! Your Six Dollar Man couldn't do anything, all he did was destroy your laboratory!"
Prof. Von Fission: "Well, what do you for six dollars?"
(They both look at the camera, face doing that disgusted look he does so well.)