Luyện nghe bài hát The Six Dollar Man

Kermit: "Hi-ho, Kermit the Frog here. And sci-fi fans, I'm speaking to you from the laboratory of a Professor Nucleus Von Fission and I'm here to report one of the scientific marvels of the 20th century. Because as you probably know, Von Fission is the inventor of the fabulous Six Dollar Man."
(Kermit walks over to the Professor who is standing over a robot-like creature on a table.)
Prof. Von "Ah!"
Kermit: "Who right here on the table, matter of fact."
Prof. Von "Yes."
Kermit: "Is that right, Von Fission?"
Prof. Von "Yes, that's right! Mmmm."
Kermit: "And this whole thing only to six dollars, huh?"
Prof. Von Fission: "Yes, tax."
Kermit: "Well, that's, that's just incredible. Umm ... the head, it looks like the is made from a second-hand bowling ball."
(Sure enough, the head is a light blue swirly bowling bowl with the three lined up as the creature's eyes and open mouth.)
Prof. Von Fission: "Yes, right. Cost me a dollar thirty-eight at a rummage sale."
Kermit: "Mmmm. And the hair up is what, a scouring pad?"
Prof. Von Fission: "Yes, that's a scouring pad. cents a package."
"Uh huh, great. What ... what's that nose?"
Prof. Von "Ahh, that's a cork."
"Hmmm."
Prof. Von Fission: "Cork was cents, a real bargain."
"That's very ingenius. And going down here, the body looks like it's an old olive oil can?"
Prof. Von "Yes, that was a dollar fifty-nine, but ya gotta remember there was a lot of olive oil came with it. I used that to lubricate the joints."
Kermit: "Ahh, wonderful. The shoulder joint, as a of fact, is .. ahh .. that's a hinge, huh?"
Prof. Von "Yes, those are some hinges I picked up for ten cents each."
Kermit: "Uh huh. How about .. how about the arm? What did you that arm out of?"
Prof. Von Fission: "Ah, well, the arms and the legs are drainpipes and those were cents a yard."
Kermit: "That's .. ahh .. that's great. seems to be a spoon here where the hand is, huh?"
Prof. Von Fission: "Spoons for hands, were thirty-five cents apiece, yeah."
Kermit: "Ahh, wonderful. And for feet, got ... ah .. spatulas, huh?"
Prof. Von Fission: "Yes, those two for ... two for seventy-nine, that's a real bargain. I got those at a going-out-of-business pancake place over in Posaick."
Kermit: "Isn't that interesting. And all that comes to six dollars, huh?"
Prof. Von "Yup, that's right. Oh, would you like to see me activate me?"
Kermit: "Oh, we would, that'd be just terrific, Professor!"
Prof. Von "Oh, wonderful, yes!"
(Kermit faces the to speak as the Prof. scoots behind him to activate the creature.)
Kermit: "Ladies and gentlemen, this is a television first as we see the first demonstration of The Six Man."
(A sound like a car's engine not quite turning over is heard as the Prof. pulls his away from the creature's olive oil can tummy. Picture someone starting a boat's motor.)
Prof. Von Fission: "Uh oh, try again. (He does the hand motion again and then turns to speak to the camera) Ya gotta remember that he's steam drive, you know, it takes a little while to start him up. Once more. (He tries one more time and ...) Yeah, yeah, he goes! There he goes!"
(The is up and bouncing off the walls, pulling down book-shelves and wrecking havoc all over the place.)
"Wow!"
Prof. Von "Look at him go! Ha, ha, ha, ha! Oh, marvelous!"
"Oh my goodness."
Prof. Von "Ooops! Ha, ha, ha, ha! Did you see that?! Ha, ha, ha, ha! Oopsie-daisy! Ha, ha, ha, ha! Look what happened!"
(What's left of the creature flops onto the table. much just an olive oil can with a couple of spatulas sticking out!)
Kermit: "Professor Von Fission! Your Six Man couldn't do anything, all he did was destroy your entire laboratory!"
Prof. Von Fission: "Well, what do you for six dollars?"
(They look at the camera, Kermit's face doing that disgusted look he does so well.)