Luyện nghe bài hát The Six Dollar Man

Kermit: "Hi-ho, Kermit the Frog here. And sci-fi fans, I'm speaking to you from the laboratory of a Professor Nucleus Von Fission and I'm here to report one of the scientific marvels of the 20th century. Because as you probably know, Professor Von Fission is the inventor of the fabulous Six Man."
(Kermit walks over to the Professor who is standing over a robot-like lying on a table.)
Prof. Von "Ah!"
Kermit: "Who lays here on the table, matter of fact."
Prof. Von "Yes."
Kermit: "Is right, Professor Von Fission?"
Prof. Von "Yes, that's right! Mmmm."
Kermit: "And this whole thing came to six dollars, huh?"
Prof. Von "Yes, including tax."
Kermit: "Well, that's, that's just incredible. Umm ... the head, it looks like the head is made from a bowling ball."
(Sure enough, the head is a light blue swirly bowling bowl with the three finger-holes lined up as the creature's and open mouth.)
Prof. Von "Yes, that's right. Cost me a dollar thirty-eight at a rummage sale."
"Mmmm. And the hair up here is what, a scouring pad?"
Prof. Von Fission: "Yes, that's a scouring pad. Thirty-nine a package."
Kermit: "Uh huh, great. What ... what's nose?"
Prof. Von "Ahh, that's a cork."
"Hmmm."
Prof. Von Fission: "Cork was twenty-five cents, a bargain."
"That's very ingenius. And going down here, the body looks like it's an old olive oil can?"
Prof. Von "Yes, that was a dollar fifty-nine, but ya gotta remember there was a lot of olive oil came with it. I used that to lubricate the joints."
"Ahh, wonderful. The shoulder joint, as a matter of fact, is .. ahh .. that's a hinge, huh?"
Prof. Von Fission: "Yes, those are some I picked up for ten cents each."
Kermit: "Uh huh. How about .. how about the arm? did you make that arm out of?"
Prof. Von "Ah, well, the arms and the legs are drainpipes and those were fifty cents a yard."
Kermit: "That's .. ahh .. that's great. There seems to be a spoon here where the is, huh?"
Prof. Von Fission: "Spoons for hands, they were thirty-five apiece, yeah."
"Ahh, wonderful. And for feet, you've got ... ah .. spatulas, huh?"
Prof. Von Fission: "Yes, those were two for ... two for seventy-nine, that's a real bargain. I got at a going-out-of-business pancake place over in Posaick."
Kermit: "Isn't that interesting. And all comes to just six dollars, huh?"
Prof. Von Fission: "Yup, that's right. Oh, would you like to see me me?"
Kermit: "Oh, we certainly would, that'd be terrific, Professor!"
Prof. Von "Oh, wonderful, yes!"
(Kermit faces the camera to speak as the Prof. scoots behind him to the creature.)
Kermit: "Ladies and gentlemen, this is a television first as we see the first demonstration of The Six Man."
(A sound like a car's engine not quite turning over is heard as the Prof. pulls his away from the creature's olive oil can tummy. Picture someone starting a boat's motor.)
Prof. Von Fission: "Uh oh, try again. (He does the hand motion again and then turns to speak to the camera) Ya gotta that he's steam drive, you know, it takes a little while to start him up. Once more. (He tries one more time and ...) Yeah, yeah, there he goes! There he goes!"
(The creature is up and bouncing off the walls, pulling down and wrecking havoc all over the place.)
"Wow!"
Prof. Von "Look at him go! Ha, ha, ha, ha! Oh, marvelous!"
"Oh my goodness."
Prof. Von Fission: "Ooops! Ha, ha, ha, ha! Did you see that?! Ha, ha, ha, ha! Oopsie-daisy! Ha, ha, ha, ha! Look happened!"
(What's left of the creature flops onto the table. Pretty much just an oil can with a couple of spatulas sticking out!)
Kermit: "Professor Von Fission! Your Six Man couldn't do anything, all he did was destroy your entire laboratory!"
Prof. Von "Well, what do you expect for six dollars?"
(They look at the camera, Kermit's face doing that disgusted look he does so well.)