Luyện nghe bài hát The Six Dollar Man

Kermit: "Hi-ho, Kermit the Frog here. And fans, I'm speaking to you from the laboratory of a Professor Nucleus Von Fission and I'm here to report one of the scientific marvels of the 20th century. Because as you probably know, Professor Von Fission is the inventor of the fabulous Six Dollar Man."
(Kermit walks over to the who is standing over a robot-like creature lying on a table.)
Prof. Von "Ah!"
Kermit: "Who lays right on the table, matter of fact."
Prof. Von "Yes."
Kermit: "Is right, Professor Von Fission?"
Prof. Von Fission: "Yes, right! Mmmm."
Kermit: "And whole thing only came to six dollars, huh?"
Prof. Von Fission: "Yes, tax."
Kermit: "Well, that's, that's just incredible. Umm ... the head, it like the head is made from a second-hand bowling ball."
(Sure enough, the head is a light blue swirly bowling with the three finger-holes lined up as the creature's eyes and open mouth.)
Prof. Von Fission: "Yes, that's right. Cost me a thirty-eight at a rummage sale."
"Mmmm. And the hair up here is what, a scouring pad?"
Prof. Von Fission: "Yes, that's a pad. Thirty-nine cents a package."
"Uh huh, great. What ... what's that nose?"
Prof. Von Fission: "Ahh, a cork."
"Hmmm."
Prof. Von Fission: "Cork was twenty-five cents, a bargain."
Kermit: "That's very ingenius. And going down here, the body like it's an old olive oil can?"
Prof. Von Fission: "Yes, that was a dollar fifty-nine, but ya gotta remember there was a lot of olive oil with it. I used that to lubricate the joints."
Kermit: "Ahh, wonderful. The shoulder joint, as a of fact, is .. ahh .. that's a hinge, huh?"
Prof. Von Fission: "Yes, are some hinges I picked up for ten cents each."
Kermit: "Uh huh. How about .. how about the What did you make that arm out of?"
Prof. Von Fission: "Ah, well, the arms and the legs are drainpipes and were fifty cents a yard."
Kermit: "That's .. ahh .. that's great. There seems to be a spoon here where the is, huh?"
Prof. Von Fission: "Spoons for hands, they were thirty-five apiece, yeah."
Kermit: "Ahh, wonderful. And for feet, got ... ah .. spatulas, huh?"
Prof. Von Fission: "Yes, those were two for ... two for seventy-nine, that's a real bargain. I got those at a going-out-of-business pancake place in Posaick."
Kermit: "Isn't interesting. And all that comes to just six dollars, huh?"
Prof. Von Fission: "Yup, that's right. Oh, would you to see me activate me?"
Kermit: "Oh, we certainly would, be just terrific, Professor!"
Prof. Von "Oh, wonderful, yes!"
(Kermit faces the camera to speak as the Prof. scoots him to activate the creature.)
Kermit: "Ladies and gentlemen, this is a first as we see the first demonstration of The Six Dollar Man."
(A sound a car's engine not quite turning over is heard as the Prof. pulls his hand away from the creature's olive oil can tummy. Picture someone starting a boat's motor.)
Prof. Von Fission: "Uh oh, try again. (He does the hand again and then turns to speak to the camera) Ya gotta remember that he's steam drive, you know, it takes a little while to start him up. Once more. (He tries one more time and ...) Yeah, yeah, there he goes! There he goes!"
(The creature is up and bouncing off the walls, pulling book-shelves and wrecking havoc all over the place.)
"Wow!"
Prof. Von "Look at him go! Ha, ha, ha, ha! Oh, marvelous!"
"Oh my goodness."
Prof. Von "Ooops! Ha, ha, ha, ha! Did you see that?! Ha, ha, ha, ha! Oopsie-daisy! Ha, ha, ha, ha! Look what happened!"
(What's left of the creature flops the table. Pretty much just an olive oil can with a couple of spatulas sticking out!)
"Professor Von Fission! Your Six Dollar Man couldn't do anything, all he did was destroy your entire laboratory!"
Prof. Von Fission: "Well, what do you for six dollars?"
(They both at the camera, Kermit's face doing that disgusted look he does so well.)