Luyện nghe bài hát The Roommate From Hell

Welcome to Orientation
My names and Ill be your RA for this year
Today well be moving into our dorms and building
So go get your keys from the main office, come
And get ready to meet roommates, alright?

He was the roommate Hell
He was the from Hell

was my roommate, so junior year was hell
He lacked skills and had a pungent smell
When your roommate is the Devil it can be whack
posters on the wall of Trapt and Nickelback

Until the break of dawn hed be sheep
Its 4 A.M. Satan, can you go to sleep?
I cant have girls over when the dorm smells like
When did room 56 become inferno?

He likes death and destruction, I radio and art
He holding down Christians and reading Jean-Paul Sartre
Im going to class studying my notes
Hes eating fetuses and sacrificing goats

He tricks the freshman girls into eating
Holding masses down at the campus chapel
Should have never moved in, I were dead
Should have found a place off campus on Craigs List

He was the roommate from Hell, his name is
Someone call a and bring the crucifer
He was the from Hell, leaves his pitchfork in my bed
Im in a satanic panic 'cause he is with my head

He was the roommate Hell, his name is Lucifer
call a priest and bring the crucifer
He was the from Hell, leaves his pitchfork in my bed
Im in a panic 'cause he is messing with my head

Yo, pass giant balloon of helium over here, yo
Okay but, wait, Satan, too much

Boy you need a bitch slap, not my fault were
You out over Beakmans world, I dig on world of Witchcraft
thinking that Im riff raff, huffing on a dishrag
I am just a player, Slayer then I kick back

I know I reek of sulfur, the shower curtain open
I come drunk, make crank calls to Queens and then Hoboken
But is like Salem, all these bitches be so smokin
If youre that Im leaving that Im thinking that youre jokin'

I gotta share my bunk this post punk chump
Calls this a dumb says, Youve been through my stuff
I youd go to Hell I say, "Hey thats where Im from"
Blasts Death Cab and Devo hes too emo to get

I was a very boss down in Paradise Lost
I had very nice bling 'cause my minions mind
To hell with college, is knowledge at a very high cost
Gotta go do some blow with ho Kate Moss

He was the roommate Hell, his name is Lucifer
Someone a priest and bring the crucifer
He was the roommate from Hell, his pitchfork in my bed
Im in a satanic panic 'cause he is with my head

Lars youre causing laughter when you yourself a rapper dude
How many Dead Milkman albums are there named you?
I always got beer, I always got
Best ever if youd ever ask me