Luyện nghe bài hát The Roommate From Hell

Welcome to Orientation
My names and Ill be your RA for this year
Today well be moving into our dorms and building
So go get your keys from the main office, back
And get ready to your roommates, alright?

He was the roommate Hell
He was the roommate from

Satan was my roommate, so year was hell
He lacked social and had a pungent smell
When your roommate is the it can be extremely whack
Putting posters on the of Trapt and Nickelback

Until the of dawn hed be mutilating sheep
Its 4 A.M. Satan, can you please go to
I cant girls over when the dorm smells like sterno
When did 56 become Dantes inferno?

He likes and destruction, I like radio and art
He likes holding down Christians and reading Jean-Paul
While Im to class studying my notes
Hes eating baby fetuses and sacrificing

He the freshman girls into eating apples
Holding black down at the campus chapel
Should have moved in, wish I were dead
Should have found a place off campus on List instead

He was the roommate Hell, his name is Lucifer
Someone a priest and bring the crucifer
He was the from Hell, leaves his pitchfork in my bed
Im in a satanic 'cause he is messing with my head

He was the from Hell, his name is Lucifer
call a priest and bring the crucifer
He was the roommate Hell, leaves his pitchfork in my bed
Im in a satanic 'cause he is messing with my head

Yo, pass giant balloon of helium over here, yo
but, wait, Satan, thats too much

Boy you need a bitch slap, not my fault were
You geek out over world, I dig on world of Witchcraft
Youre thinking that Im riff raff, huffing on a
I am just a player, play then I kick back

I know I reek of sulfur, leave the shower open
I come home drunk, make crank calls to Queens and then
But college is Salem, all these bitches be so smokin
If thinking that Im leaving that Im thinking that youre jokin'

I share my bunk with this post punk chump
Calls this place a dumb says, Youve been through my
I wish youd go to I say, "Hey thats where Im from"
Blasts Death Cab and hes too emo to get crunk

I was a very nice boss down in Lost
I had very nice bling 'cause my minions mind
To hell with college, this is knowledge at a very cost
Gotta go do some blow with ho Kate Moss

He was the roommate from Hell, his is Lucifer
Someone call a priest and bring the
He was the roommate Hell, leaves his pitchfork in my bed
Im in a satanic panic he is messing with my head

Lars youre laughter when you call yourself a rapper dude
How Dead Milkman albums are there named after you?
I always got beer, I always got
Best roommate ever if youd ask me