Luyện nghe bài hát The Roommate From Hell

Welcome to Mirrielees
My names and Ill be your RA for this year
Today well be moving into our and building community
So go get your keys from the office, come back
And get ready to your roommates, alright?

He was the from Hell
He was the roommate Hell

was my roommate, so junior year was hell
He lacked social skills and had a smell
When your roommate is the Devil it can be extremely
posters on the wall of Trapt and Nickelback

Until the break of hed be mutilating sheep
Its 4 A.M. Satan, can you please go to
I cant have girls over when the dorm smells sterno
When did room 56 become Dantes

He likes and destruction, I like radio and art
He likes holding Christians and reading Jean-Paul Sartre
Im going to class studying my notes
Hes eating fetuses and sacrificing goats

He tricks the freshman into eating apples
Holding black masses down at the campus
Should have never in, wish I were dead
Should have a place off campus on Craigs List instead

He was the roommate from Hell, his is Lucifer
Someone a priest and bring the crucifer
He was the roommate from Hell, leaves his in my bed
Im in a satanic panic he is messing with my head

He was the roommate from Hell, his name is
Someone call a priest and bring the
He was the roommate from Hell, leaves his in my bed
Im in a satanic panic 'cause he is messing with my

Yo, pass that balloon of helium over here, yo
Okay but, wait, Satan, thats too

Boy you need a bitch slap, not my fault mismatched
You geek out over world, I dig on world of Witchcraft
Youre thinking that Im raff, huffing on a dishrag
I am a player, play Slayer then I kick back

I know I reek of sulfur, leave the shower open
I come home drunk, make crank calls to Queens and then
But college is Salem, all these bitches be so smokin
If youre thinking that Im leaving Im thinking that youre jokin'

I gotta share my with this post punk chump
Calls this place a says, Youve been through my stuff
I wish youd go to I say, "Hey thats where Im from"
Blasts Death Cab and hes too emo to get crunk

I was a very nice boss in Paradise Lost
I had very nice 'cause my minions mind floss
To hell with college, is knowledge at a very high cost
Gotta go do blow with that ho Kate Moss

He was the roommate from Hell, his name is
Someone a priest and bring the crucifer
He was the roommate from Hell, his pitchfork in my bed
Im in a satanic panic 'cause he is with my head

Lars youre causing when you call yourself a rapper dude
How many Dead Milkman albums are there named you?
I always got beer, I got weed
Best roommate ever if youd ask me