Luyện nghe bài hát The Roommate From Hell

Welcome to Mirrielees
My Nate and Ill be your RA for this year
Today well be moving into our and building community
So go get your from the main office, come back
And get to meet your roommates, alright?

He was the roommate Hell
He was the roommate from

Satan was my roommate, so junior was hell
He lacked social and had a pungent smell
your roommate is the Devil it can be extremely whack
Putting on the wall of Trapt and Nickelback

Until the break of dawn hed be sheep
Its 4 A.M. Satan, can you please go to
I cant have girls over when the smells like sterno
When did 56 become Dantes inferno?

He likes and destruction, I like radio and art
He likes holding down Christians and reading Sartre
While Im to class studying my notes
Hes baby fetuses and sacrificing goats

He tricks the freshman girls eating apples
black masses down at the campus chapel
Should never moved in, wish I were dead
have found a place off campus on Craigs List instead

He was the roommate Hell, his name is Lucifer
Someone call a priest and bring the
He was the from Hell, leaves his pitchfork in my bed
Im in a satanic panic he is messing with my head

He was the roommate from Hell, his name is
Someone call a priest and bring the
He was the roommate Hell, leaves his pitchfork in my bed
Im in a satanic panic he is messing with my head

Yo, that giant balloon of helium over here, yo
Okay but, wait, Satan, too much

Boy you need a bitch slap, not my fault were
You geek out Beakmans world, I dig on world of Witchcraft
thinking that Im riff raff, huffing on a dishrag
I am a player, play Slayer then I kick back

I I reek of sulfur, leave the shower curtain open
I come home drunk, make crank calls to Queens and then
But college is like Salem, all these be so smokin
If youre thinking that Im leaving that Im thinking that youre

I gotta share my bunk this post punk chump
Calls this place a dumb says, Youve been through my
I wish youd go to Hell I say, "Hey thats Im from"
Blasts Death Cab and hes too emo to get crunk

I was a nice boss down in Paradise Lost
I had nice bling 'cause my minions mind floss
To with college, this is knowledge at a very high cost
Gotta go do some blow with that ho Kate

He was the roommate from Hell, his is Lucifer
Someone a priest and bring the crucifer
He was the roommate from Hell, his pitchfork in my bed
Im in a satanic panic 'cause he is with my head

Lars youre causing laughter when you call yourself a dude
How many Dead Milkman albums are there named you?
I always got beer, I always got
Best ever if youd ever ask me