Luyện nghe bài hát The Roommate From Hell

Welcome to Orientation
My names Nate and Ill be your RA for year
Today well be into our dorms and building community
So go get your from the main office, come back
And get ready to meet roommates, alright?

He was the roommate Hell
He was the roommate from

was my roommate, so junior year was hell
He lacked skills and had a pungent smell
your roommate is the Devil it can be extremely whack
Putting posters on the of Trapt and Nickelback

Until the break of hed be mutilating sheep
Its 4 A.M. Satan, can you please go to
I cant have girls over when the dorm like sterno
When did room 56 become Dantes

He likes death and destruction, I radio and art
He likes down Christians and reading Jean-Paul Sartre
While Im to class studying my notes
Hes eating baby and sacrificing goats

He tricks the freshman girls into apples
Holding black masses at the campus chapel
Should have never in, wish I were dead
have found a place off campus on Craigs List instead

He was the roommate Hell, his name is Lucifer
Someone call a priest and bring the
He was the roommate from Hell, his pitchfork in my bed
Im in a satanic panic 'cause he is messing with my

He was the roommate from Hell, his is Lucifer
Someone call a priest and the crucifer
He was the roommate from Hell, leaves his in my bed
Im in a satanic panic 'cause he is messing my head

Yo, pass giant balloon of helium over here, yo
Okay but, wait, Satan, thats too

Boy you need a bitch slap, not my were mismatched
You geek out over Beakmans world, I dig on of Witchcraft
Youre thinking that Im riff raff, on a dishrag
I am just a player, play Slayer I kick back

I know I reek of sulfur, leave the shower curtain
I come home drunk, make crank calls to and then Hoboken
But college is like Salem, all these be so smokin
If youre thinking that Im that Im thinking that youre jokin'

I gotta share my bunk with this punk chump
this place a dumb says, Youve been through my stuff
I wish youd go to I say, "Hey thats where Im from"
Blasts Death Cab and Devo hes too emo to get

I was a very nice boss down in Paradise
I had very nice bling 'cause my minions floss
To hell with college, this is knowledge at a very cost
Gotta go do some with that ho Kate Moss

He was the roommate Hell, his name is Lucifer
Someone a priest and bring the crucifer
He was the roommate from Hell, leaves his in my bed
Im in a panic 'cause he is messing with my head

Lars youre causing laughter you call yourself a rapper dude
How many Dead albums are there named after you?
I got beer, I always got weed
Best ever if youd ever ask me