Luyện nghe bài hát The Roommate From Hell

Welcome to Orientation
My Nate and Ill be your RA for this year
Today be moving into our dorms and building community
So go get your keys from the main office, come
And get ready to your roommates, alright?

He was the from Hell
He was the from Hell

was my roommate, so junior year was hell
He social skills and had a pungent smell
your roommate is the Devil it can be extremely whack
Putting posters on the of Trapt and Nickelback

Until the break of dawn hed be mutilating
Its 4 A.M. Satan, can you please go to
I cant have girls over when the dorm smells sterno
When did room 56 become inferno?

He likes death and destruction, I like and art
He holding down Christians and reading Jean-Paul Sartre
While Im going to studying my notes
Hes eating baby fetuses and goats

He tricks the freshman girls eating apples
Holding black down at the campus chapel
have never moved in, wish I were dead
Should have found a place off campus on List instead

He was the roommate Hell, his name is Lucifer
Someone a priest and bring the crucifer
He was the roommate from Hell, his pitchfork in my bed
Im in a satanic panic 'cause he is with my head

He was the roommate from Hell, his is Lucifer
call a priest and bring the crucifer
He was the roommate from Hell, his pitchfork in my bed
Im in a satanic panic 'cause he is messing with my

Yo, pass that giant balloon of helium here, yo
Okay but, wait, Satan, too much

Boy you need a slap, not my fault were mismatched
You geek out over Beakmans world, I dig on of Witchcraft
Youre thinking that Im riff raff, huffing on a
I am a player, play Slayer then I kick back

I know I reek of sulfur, the shower curtain open
I come home drunk, crank calls to Queens and then Hoboken
But college is like Salem, all these be so smokin
If youre thinking that Im leaving Im thinking that youre jokin'

I gotta share my bunk this post punk chump
Calls this place a dumb says, Youve through my stuff
I wish youd go to Hell I say, "Hey thats Im from"
Death Cab and Devo hes too emo to get crunk

I was a very nice boss in Paradise Lost
I had very nice bling 'cause my minions floss
To hell with college, this is knowledge at a very high
Gotta go do some blow with that ho Moss

He was the from Hell, his name is Lucifer
Someone call a priest and the crucifer
He was the roommate Hell, leaves his pitchfork in my bed
Im in a panic 'cause he is messing with my head

Lars youre causing laughter when you yourself a rapper dude
How many Milkman albums are there named after you?
I always got beer, I got weed
Best ever if youd ever ask me