All right. Test, test, test, test! Hello? Are we ready to go here? Ehum, may I have attention, please? May I have your attention, [Yeah!] Will the Sugar Baby please speak up? We're gonna have a problem here. Y'all laugh like you never heard a white girl before, jaws on the floor, actin' like you can buy me in a sugar store. [Cha-ching.] Cruisin' the halls, you must be for more 'cuz I'm bigger than that and I won't be stuck on the floor. Haha-haha-haha! [What you laughing You're all talking like "Oh, wait, no way! You're kidding! She didn't sound how I think she did, did she?" [Yeah, yeah, yeah!] Hey, hey, sugar? [Where you I'm right here, sleepin' in pocket. Tee-hee! Baby, Sugar Baby... I'm the Sugar Baby, the real Sugar Baby. All you other Sugar Babies are just imitating. So won't the real Sugar Baby please jump up, jump up, please jump up. 'Cuz I'm the Sugar Baby, the real Sugar Baby. All you other Sugar Babies are just imitating. So won't the real Sugar please jump up, please jump up, please jump up?
[Woah!] Look at her, walkin' around her own crew. Mad Dog and Billy and Moca, too. so darn short, though! Yeah! my girl, yo!] And there's a million of us, just like me, fuss like me, just don't a f- Oh! I would say that. [Sugar!] Dress like me, walk like me, have like me, and might just be the next best thing, but not quite me! I'm the Baby, the real Sugar Baby. All you other Sugar Babies are just imitating. So won't the real Sugar Baby please jump up, please jump up, please jump up. 'Cuz I'm the Sugar Baby, the real Sugar Baby. All you other Babies are just imitating. So won't the real Sugar Baby please jump up, please jump up, please jump up?
Oh, and could the rest of you please lie down, I can't see anything. Thanks! Sugar-sugar-sugar-sugar-sugar-sugar-sugar Baby, Baby...