The Real Sugar Baby

All right. Test, test, test, test!
Hello? Are we ready to go here? Ehum, may I have your attention, please?
[What?]
May I have your attention, please?
[Yeah!]
Will the real Sugar Baby please speak up?
We're gonna have a problem here. Y'all laugh like you never heard a little white girl before, jaws on the floor, actin' like you can buy me in a sugar store.
[Cha-ching.]
Cruisin' the halls, you must be lookin' for more 'cuz I'm bigger than that and I won't be stuck on the floor.
Haha-haha-haha!
[What you laughing at?]
You're all talking like "Oh, wait, no way! You're kidding! She didn't just sound how I think she did, did she?"
[Yeah, yeah, yeah!]
Hey, hey, where's sugar?
[Where you at?]
I'm right here, sleepin' in Moca's pocket.
Tee-hee!
Sugar-sugar-sugar-sugar-sugar-sugar Baby, Sugar Baby...
{CHORUS}
I'm the Sugar Baby, the real Sugar Baby. All you other Sugar Babies are just imitating. So won't the real Sugar Baby please jump up, please jump up, please jump up.
'Cuz I'm the Sugar Baby, the real Sugar Baby. All you other Sugar Babies are just imitating. So won't the real Sugar Baby please jump up, please jump up, please jump up?

[Woah!]
Look at her, walkin' around with her own crew. Mad Dog and Billy and Moca, too.
She's so darn short, though!
[What?]
Yeah!
[That's my girl, yo!]
And there's a million of us, just like me, fuss like me, just don't give a f-
Oh! I would never say that.
[Sugar!]
Dress like me, walk like me, have hair like me, and might just be the next best thing, but not quite me!
{CHORUS}
I'm the Sugar Baby, the real Sugar Baby. All you other Sugar Babies are just imitating. So won't the real Sugar Baby please jump up, please jump up, please jump up.
'Cuz I'm the Sugar Baby, the real Sugar Baby. All you other Sugar Babies are just imitating. So won't the real Sugar Baby please jump up, please jump up, please jump up?

Oh, and could the rest of you please lie down, 'cuz I can't see anything. Thanks!
Sugar-sugar-sugar-sugar-sugar-sugar-sugar Baby, Sugar Baby...