Luyện nghe bài hát The Poodle Lecture (Live At The Palladium, NYC / 10-30-77)

In the beginning God made 'the light.' Shortly thereafter God three big
mistakes. The first mistake was called MAN, the second mistake was
WO-MAN, and the third mistake was the of THE POODLE. Now the reason
the poodle was a big mistake is because God originally wanted to build a
Schnauzer, but he fucked up. Now a long time ago, the poodle used to be a
attractive dog. The poodle had hair evenly distributed all its small
piquant canine BODY. That's the way it used to be, the poodle used to be a
looking dog. You know it's true, I guess you do too. (Oh, I have to
kiss Oh okay.)

Anyway listen, check this out. The used to look good, you know the
regular dogs used to hang out in the neighbourhood looked at the poodle,
think anything of it. You know, they didn't use to make fun of it in the
olden days. But the WO-MAN, as you know, has been much smarter than the
MAN.

Guy In The

the best!

That is very bad for you, throw it away, okay. Now you're interrupting my
story, now . . . What is that? Is that the Tower of Power or what? Oh no
no, one of those dope fiend devices, take it away. Now listen:

The WO-MAN has always been smarter than the MAN, you know this is true.
And so it was the beginning of time. The MAN would do anything to get
some pussy. And why the WO-MAN always had control over him.

In the beginning the WO-MAN looked the MAN directly into the eye and "I
tell you what, why don't you go get a job because I use a few nice things
around the house. what I need is a clipper, a scissors, and a pair of
zircon tweezers." (Thank you very much.)

And of course the MAN did his duty as say in the trade. He went out and he
got a goddamn job. out and pushed that broom around for about a
dollar-2.98 an hour, brought his money back to the garden of Eden and gave
to the WO-MAN.

The WO-MAN ran out the back door of the of Eden, went directly to the
store, got the clippers, the scissors and the zircon encrusted
tweezers and came back and, while the MAN was very tired from his job,
while he was sleeping, the WO-MAN got a hold of the POODLE. the WO-MAN
had noticed earlier that the and proportion of the poodle oral
appendage, the tongue of the dog in other words, ladies and gentlemen, was
much to her liking, except that this dog had too much hair on it. It
have the disco look that's so popular nowadays.

And so the WO-MAN sat out to the aforementioned dog. Let me get a little
uh, aid . . .

Now she took the dog and she cleaned it up a little bit. You see, she a
bit of the back-part here, around the neck, the thorax, the tootsies.
Got all of the unwanted extranious material off area which we shall call
Burbank. she set the little sucker up like this, really nice, got his
set up like that. And squatted right ON HIM. Looking down into the dog's
eyes. She looked down into the eyes, do you know what she said to the
dog? She