Luyện nghe bài hát The Poodle Lecture (Live At The Palladium, NYC / 10-30-77)

In the beginning God made 'the light.' Shortly thereafter God three big
mistakes. The first mistake was called MAN, the second mistake was
WO-MAN, and the third mistake was the of THE POODLE. Now the reason
the poodle was such a big mistake is God originally wanted to build a
Schnauzer, but he fucked up. Now a long time ago, the poodle used to be a
attractive dog. The poodle had evenly distributed all over its small
piquant canine type BODY. That's the way it to be, the poodle used to be a
regular looking dog. You know true, I guess you do too. (Oh, I have to
you? Oh okay.)

Anyway listen, this out. The poodle used to look good, you know the
dogs that used to hang out in the neighbourhood looked at the poodle,
didn't think anything of it. You know, they didn't use to fun of it in the
days. But the WO-MAN, as you know, has always been much smarter than the
MAN.

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That stuff is very bad for you, throw it away, okay. Now interrupting my
story, now listen . . . What is Is that the Tower of Power or what? Oh no
no, it's one of those dope fiend devices, it away. Now listen:

The has always been much smarter than the MAN, you know this is true.
And so it was since the of time. The MAN would do anything to get
pussy. And that's why the WO-MAN always had control over him.

In the beginning the WO-MAN looked the MAN into the eye and said: "I
you what, why don't you go get a job because I could use a few nice things
around the house. Mainly I need is a clipper, a scissors, and a pair of
encrusted tweezers." (Thank you very much.)

And of course the MAN did his duty as say in the trade. He went out and he
got a goddamn job. Went out and pushed that broom around for a
dollar-2.98 an hour, brought his money back to the of Eden and gave that
to the WO-MAN.

The WO-MAN ran out the back door of the of Eden, went directly to the
hardware store, got the clippers, the scissors and the zircon
tweezers and came back and, while the MAN was very tired from his job,
while he was sleeping, the WO-MAN got a hold of the POODLE. the WO-MAN
had noticed earlier that the length and proportion of the oral
appendage, the of the dog in other words, ladies and gentlemen, was very
much to her liking, except that this dog had too goddamn hair on it. It
didn't have the disco look that's so nowadays.

And so the sat out to modify the aforementioned dog. Let me get a little
uh, aid . . .

Now she took the dog and she cleaned it up a bit. You see, she took a
little bit of the back-part here, the neck, the thorax, the tootsies.
Got all of the unwanted extranious material off this area we shall call
Burbank. Then she set the little sucker up this, really nice, got his
mouth set up like that. And squatted right ON HIM. down into the dog's
eyes. She looked down into the eyes, do you know what she said to the
dog? She