Luyện nghe bài hát The Poodle Lecture (Live At The Palladium, NYC / 10-30-77)

In the beginning God made 'the light.' Shortly God made three big
mistakes. The first mistake was called MAN, the second mistake was
WO-MAN, and the third was the invention of THE POODLE. Now the reason
the poodle was such a big is because God originally wanted to build a
Schnauzer, but he fucked up. Now a long time ago, the used to be a very
attractive dog. The poodle had hair evenly distributed all over its
piquant canine type BODY. the way it used to be, the poodle used to be a
regular looking dog. You know it's true, I you do too. (Oh, I have to
kiss Oh okay.)

Anyway listen, check this out. The poodle to look good, you know the
dogs that used to hang out in the neighbourhood looked at the poodle,
didn't think anything of it. You know, didn't use to make fun of it in the
olden days. But the WO-MAN, as you know, has always much smarter than the
MAN.

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the best!

That stuff is very bad for you, it away, okay. Now you're interrupting my
story, now listen . . . is that? Is that the Tower of Power or what? Oh no
no, it's one of those dope fiend devices, take it away. Now

The WO-MAN has always been much smarter the MAN, you know this is true.
And so it was since the beginning of time. The MAN would do to get
some pussy. And that's why the WO-MAN had control over him.

In the beginning the looked the MAN directly into the eye and said: "I
tell you what, why don't you go get a job because I could use a few things
the house. Mainly what I need is a clipper, a scissors, and a pair of
zircon encrusted tweezers." (Thank you much.)

And of course the MAN did his as they say in the trade. He went out and he
got a goddamn job. Went out and pushed broom around for about a
dollar-2.98 an hour, brought his money back to the garden of and gave that
to the WO-MAN.

The WO-MAN ran out the back door of the of Eden, went directly to the
hardware store, got the clippers, the scissors and the encrusted
tweezers and came back and, while the MAN was very tired from his job,
while he was sleeping, the WO-MAN got a hold of the POODLE. the WO-MAN
had earlier that the length and proportion of the poodle oral
appendage, the tongue of the dog in other words, and gentlemen, was very
much to her liking, except this dog had too goddamn much hair on it. It
didn't have the disco look that's so nowadays.

And so the WO-MAN sat out to modify the aforementioned dog. Let me get a
uh, aid . . .

Now she took the dog and she cleaned it up a little bit. You see, she a
little bit of the here, around the neck, the thorax, the tootsies.
Got all of the unwanted extranious material off this area we shall call
Burbank. Then she set the little sucker up like this, nice, got his
mouth set up like that. And squatted right ON HIM. Looking down into the
eyes. She looked down the dog's eyes, do you know what she said to the
dog? She