Luyện nghe bài hát The Poodle Lecture (Live At The Palladium, NYC / 10-30-77)

In the beginning God made 'the light.' Shortly thereafter God three big
mistakes. The first was called MAN, the second mistake was called
WO-MAN, and the mistake was the invention of THE POODLE. Now the reason
the poodle was such a big mistake is because God originally to build a
Schnauzer, but he fucked up. Now a long time ago, the used to be a very
attractive dog. The poodle had hair evenly distributed all its small
canine type BODY. That's the way it used to be, the poodle used to be a
regular looking dog. You know true, I guess you do too. (Oh, I have to
kiss Oh okay.)

Anyway listen, check this out. The used to look good, you know the
regular that used to hang out in the neighbourhood looked at the poodle,
didn't think of it. You know, they didn't use to make fun of it in the
olden days. But the WO-MAN, as you know, has always been much smarter the
MAN.

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That stuff is very bad for you, it away, okay. Now you're interrupting my
story, now listen . . . What is Is that the Tower of Power or what? Oh no
no, it's one of those dope devices, take it away. Now listen:

The WO-MAN has been much smarter than the MAN, you know this is true.
And so it was since the of time. The MAN would do anything to get
pussy. And that's why the WO-MAN always had control over him.

In the beginning the WO-MAN the MAN directly into the eye and said: "I
tell you what, why don't you go get a job because I use a few nice things
around the house. Mainly what I need is a clipper, a scissors, and a of
zircon tweezers." (Thank you very much.)

And of the MAN did his duty as they say in the trade. He went out and he
got a goddamn job. Went out and that broom around for about a
dollar-2.98 an hour, brought his money back to the garden of and gave that
to the WO-MAN.

The WO-MAN ran out the back door of the garden of Eden, directly to the
hardware store, got the clippers, the scissors and the zircon
tweezers and came back and, the MAN was very tired from having his job,
while he was sleeping, the WO-MAN got a hold of the POODLE. the WO-MAN
had noticed that the length and proportion of the poodle oral
appendage, the tongue of the dog in words, ladies and gentlemen, was very
much to her liking, that this dog had too goddamn much hair on it. It
have the disco look that's so popular nowadays.

And so the WO-MAN sat out to the aforementioned dog. Let me get a little
uh, aid . . .

Now she took the dog and she cleaned it up a little bit. You see, she a
little bit of the here, around the neck, the thorax, the tootsies.
Got all of the unwanted extranious material off this which we shall call
Burbank. Then she set the little sucker up this, really nice, got his
mouth set up like that. And squatted right ON HIM. Looking down the dog's
eyes. She looked down into the eyes, do you know what she said to the
She said: