Luyện nghe bài hát The Poodle Lecture (Live At The Palladium, NYC / 10-30-77)

In the beginning God made 'the light.' Shortly thereafter God three big
mistakes. The first mistake was MAN, the second mistake was called
WO-MAN, and the third was the invention of THE POODLE. Now the reason
the poodle was such a big mistake is God originally wanted to build a
Schnauzer, but he fucked up. Now a long time ago, the poodle used to be a
attractive dog. The had hair evenly distributed all over its small
piquant canine type BODY. That's the way it used to be, the poodle to be a
regular looking dog. You know true, I guess you do too. (Oh, I have to
you? Oh okay.)

Anyway listen, check out. The poodle used to look good, you know the
regular dogs that to hang out in the neighbourhood looked at the poodle,
didn't think anything of it. You know, didn't use to make fun of it in the
olden days. But the WO-MAN, as you know, has always much smarter than the
MAN.

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That stuff is very bad for you, throw it away, okay. Now interrupting my
story, now listen . . . What is that? Is that the Tower of Power or Oh no
no, it's one of those dope devices, take it away. Now listen:

The WO-MAN has always been much smarter the MAN, you know this is true.
And so it was since the of time. The MAN would do anything to get
some pussy. And that's why the WO-MAN always had over him.

In the beginning the WO-MAN looked the MAN directly the eye and said: "I
tell you what, why don't you go get a job I could use a few nice things
around the house. Mainly I need is a clipper, a scissors, and a pair of
encrusted tweezers." (Thank you very much.)

And of the MAN did his duty as they say in the trade. He went out and he
got a goddamn job. Went out and pushed broom around for about a
dollar-2.98 an hour, brought his money back to the garden of and gave that
to the WO-MAN.

The WO-MAN ran out the door of the garden of Eden, went directly to the
hardware store, got the clippers, the scissors and the zircon
and came back and, while the MAN was very tired from having his job,
while he was sleeping, the got a hold of the POODLE. Because the WO-MAN
had noticed earlier that the length and of the poodle oral
appendage, the tongue of the dog in other words, ladies and gentlemen, was
to her liking, except that this dog had too goddamn much hair on it. It
didn't have the disco that's so popular nowadays.

And so the WO-MAN sat out to modify the dog. Let me get a little
uh, aid . . .

Now she the dog and she cleaned it up a little bit. You see, she took a
little bit of the back-part here, the neck, the thorax, the tootsies.
Got all of the unwanted extranious material off this which we shall call
Burbank. she set the little sucker up like this, really nice, got his
set up like that. And squatted right ON HIM. Looking down into the dog's
eyes. She down into the dog's eyes, do you know what she said to the
She said: