Luyện nghe bài hát The Poodle Lecture (Live At The Palladium, NYC / 10-30-77)

In the beginning God made 'the light.' Shortly thereafter God three big
mistakes. The first mistake was called MAN, the second mistake was
WO-MAN, and the third mistake was the invention of THE POODLE. Now the
the poodle was such a big mistake is God originally wanted to build a
Schnauzer, but he up. Now a long time ago, the poodle used to be a very
attractive dog. The poodle had hair evenly distributed all its small
piquant canine type BODY. That's the way it used to be, the poodle to be a
regular looking dog. You know it's true, I you do too. (Oh, I have to
you? Oh okay.)

Anyway listen, check this out. The poodle used to good, you know the
dogs that used to hang out in the neighbourhood looked at the poodle,
didn't think anything of it. You know, they didn't use to fun of it in the
olden days. But the WO-MAN, as you know, has been much smarter than the
MAN.

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That stuff is very bad for you, throw it away, okay. Now interrupting my
story, now listen . . . What is Is that the Tower of Power or what? Oh no
no, it's one of those dope fiend devices, it away. Now listen:

The WO-MAN has always been much than the MAN, you know this is true.
And so it was since the beginning of time. The MAN would do to get
some pussy. And why the WO-MAN always had control over him.

In the the WO-MAN looked the MAN directly into the eye and said: "I
you what, why don't you go get a job because I could use a few nice things
around the house. what I need is a clipper, a scissors, and a pair of
encrusted tweezers." (Thank you very much.)

And of course the MAN did his as they say in the trade. He went out and he
got a goddamn job. Went out and pushed that around for about a
dollar-2.98 an hour, his money back to the garden of Eden and gave that
to the WO-MAN.

The WO-MAN ran out the back of the garden of Eden, went directly to the
store, got the clippers, the scissors and the zircon encrusted
tweezers and came and, while the MAN was very tired from having his job,
while he was sleeping, the got a hold of the POODLE. Because the WO-MAN
had noticed earlier that the and proportion of the poodle oral
appendage, the tongue of the dog in other words, ladies and gentlemen, was
much to her liking, except that this dog had too goddamn hair on it. It
have the disco look that's so popular nowadays.

And so the WO-MAN sat out to the aforementioned dog. Let me get a little
uh, aid . . .

Now she took the dog and she cleaned it up a little bit. You see, she a
little bit of the here, around the neck, the thorax, the tootsies.
Got all of the unwanted extranious material off this area which we call
Burbank. Then she set the sucker up like this, really nice, got his
mouth set up that. And squatted right ON HIM. Looking down into the dog's
eyes. She looked down the dog's eyes, do you know what she said to the
dog? She