Luyện nghe bài hát The Poodle Lecture (Live At The Palladium, NYC / 10-30-77)

In the beginning God made 'the light.' Shortly thereafter God three big
mistakes. The first mistake was called MAN, the second mistake was
WO-MAN, and the third mistake was the of THE POODLE. Now the reason
the poodle was such a big mistake is because God originally wanted to a
Schnauzer, but he fucked up. Now a long time ago, the poodle used to be a
attractive dog. The poodle had hair evenly distributed all over its
piquant canine type BODY. the way it used to be, the poodle used to be a
regular looking dog. You know it's true, I guess you do too. (Oh, I to
kiss Oh okay.)

Anyway listen, check this out. The poodle to look good, you know the
dogs that used to hang out in the neighbourhood looked at the poodle,
didn't anything of it. You know, they didn't use to make fun of it in the
olden days. But the WO-MAN, as you know, has always been smarter than the
MAN.

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That stuff is very bad for you, throw it away, okay. Now you're my
story, now listen . . . What is that? Is that the Tower of Power or Oh no
no, one of those dope fiend devices, take it away. Now listen:

The has always been much smarter than the MAN, you know this is true.
And so it was the beginning of time. The MAN would do anything to get
some pussy. And that's why the always had control over him.

In the beginning the WO-MAN the MAN directly into the eye and said: "I
tell you what, why don't you go get a job because I could use a few things
the house. Mainly what I need is a clipper, a scissors, and a pair of
zircon encrusted tweezers." (Thank you much.)

And of the MAN did his duty as they say in the trade. He went out and he
got a goddamn job. Went out and pushed that broom around for a
dollar-2.98 an hour, brought his money back to the garden of Eden and gave
to the WO-MAN.

The WO-MAN ran out the door of the garden of Eden, went directly to the
hardware store, got the clippers, the scissors and the zircon
tweezers and came back and, while the MAN was tired from having his job,
he was sleeping, the WO-MAN got a hold of the POODLE. Because the WO-MAN
had noticed earlier that the length and of the poodle oral
appendage, the tongue of the dog in other words, and gentlemen, was very
much to her liking, except that this dog had too much hair on it. It
didn't have the disco that's so popular nowadays.

And so the WO-MAN sat out to modify the aforementioned dog. Let me get a
uh, aid . . .

Now she took the dog and she cleaned it up a little bit. You see, she a
little bit of the back-part here, the neck, the thorax, the tootsies.
Got all of the unwanted extranious material off area which we shall call
Burbank. Then she set the sucker up like this, really nice, got his
mouth set up like that. And squatted ON HIM. Looking down into the dog's
eyes. She looked down into the dog's eyes, do you know she said to the
She said: