Luyện nghe bài hát The Poodle Lecture (Live At The Palladium, NYC / 10-30-77)

In the beginning God made 'the light.' Shortly thereafter God three big
mistakes. The first mistake was called MAN, the second mistake was
WO-MAN, and the third mistake was the invention of THE POODLE. Now the
the poodle was such a big is because God originally wanted to build a
Schnauzer, but he fucked up. Now a long time ago, the used to be a very
attractive dog. The poodle had hair evenly distributed all over its
piquant canine type BODY. the way it used to be, the poodle used to be a
regular looking dog. You know true, I guess you do too. (Oh, I have to
you? Oh okay.)

Anyway listen, check this out. The poodle used to good, you know the
regular dogs that used to out in the neighbourhood looked at the poodle,
didn't think anything of it. You know, they didn't use to fun of it in the
olden days. But the WO-MAN, as you know, has always been smarter than the
MAN.

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the best!

That stuff is very bad for you, throw it away, okay. Now you're my
story, now . . . What is that? Is that the Tower of Power or what? Oh no
no, one of those dope fiend devices, take it away. Now listen:

The WO-MAN has always been much smarter than the MAN, you know is true.
And so it was since the beginning of time. The MAN would do to get
some pussy. And that's why the WO-MAN had control over him.

In the beginning the WO-MAN looked the MAN directly the eye and said: "I
tell you what, why don't you go get a job because I could use a few things
around the house. Mainly I need is a clipper, a scissors, and a pair of
zircon tweezers." (Thank you very much.)

And of course the MAN did his duty as say in the trade. He went out and he
got a goddamn job. out and pushed that broom around for about a
dollar-2.98 an hour, brought his money back to the garden of Eden and gave
to the WO-MAN.

The WO-MAN ran out the door of the garden of Eden, went directly to the
hardware store, got the clippers, the scissors and the encrusted
tweezers and came back and, while the MAN was very tired from his job,
while he was sleeping, the WO-MAN got a of the POODLE. Because the WO-MAN
had noticed earlier the length and proportion of the poodle oral
appendage, the tongue of the dog in words, ladies and gentlemen, was very
much to her liking, except that dog had too goddamn much hair on it. It
didn't have the disco look so popular nowadays.

And so the WO-MAN sat out to modify the dog. Let me get a little
uh, aid . . .

Now she the dog and she cleaned it up a little bit. You see, she took a
bit of the back-part here, around the neck, the thorax, the tootsies.
Got all of the unwanted extranious material off this area which we call
Burbank. Then she set the little sucker up this, really nice, got his
mouth set up like that. And squatted right ON HIM. Looking down the dog's
eyes. She looked into the dog's eyes, do you know what she said to the
She said: