Luyện nghe bài hát The Poodle Lecture (Live At The Palladium, NYC / 10-30-77)

In the beginning God 'the light.' Shortly thereafter God made three big
mistakes. The first mistake was called MAN, the second was called
WO-MAN, and the mistake was the invention of THE POODLE. Now the reason
the poodle was such a big mistake is God originally wanted to build a
Schnauzer, but he up. Now a long time ago, the poodle used to be a very
attractive dog. The poodle had hair evenly all over its small
canine type BODY. That's the way it used to be, the poodle used to be a
regular looking dog. You it's true, I guess you do too. (Oh, I have to
you? Oh okay.)

Anyway listen, check this out. The poodle used to look good, you the
dogs that used to hang out in the neighbourhood looked at the poodle,
didn't think anything of it. You know, they didn't use to fun of it in the
days. But the WO-MAN, as you know, has always been much smarter than the
MAN.

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That stuff is bad for you, throw it away, okay. Now you're interrupting my
story, now listen . . . is that? Is that the Tower of Power or what? Oh no
no, one of those dope fiend devices, take it away. Now listen:

The WO-MAN has been much smarter than the MAN, you know this is true.
And so it was since the beginning of time. The MAN do anything to get
some pussy. And why the WO-MAN always had control over him.

In the beginning the WO-MAN the MAN directly into the eye and said: "I
tell you what, why don't you go get a job because I could use a few nice
around the house. Mainly what I need is a clipper, a scissors, and a of
encrusted tweezers." (Thank you very much.)

And of course the MAN did his duty as they say in the trade. He out and he
got a goddamn job. Went out and pushed broom around for about a
dollar-2.98 an hour, brought his back to the garden of Eden and gave that
to the WO-MAN.

The WO-MAN ran out the door of the garden of Eden, went directly to the
store, got the clippers, the scissors and the zircon encrusted
tweezers and came and, while the MAN was very tired from having his job,
while he was sleeping, the WO-MAN got a hold of the POODLE. the WO-MAN
had earlier that the length and proportion of the poodle oral
appendage, the of the dog in other words, ladies and gentlemen, was very
much to her liking, except that this dog had too much hair on it. It
didn't have the disco look so popular nowadays.

And so the sat out to modify the aforementioned dog. Let me get a little
uh, aid . . .

Now she took the dog and she it up a little bit. You see, she took a
little bit of the here, around the neck, the thorax, the tootsies.
Got all of the extranious material off this area which we shall call
Burbank. Then she set the little up like this, really nice, got his
mouth set up like that. And squatted right ON HIM. down into the dog's
eyes. She looked down the dog's eyes, do you know what she said to the
dog? She