Luyện nghe bài hát The Poodle Lecture (Live At The Palladium, NYC / 10-30-77)

In the beginning God made light.' Shortly thereafter God made three big
mistakes. The first mistake was called MAN, the second mistake was
WO-MAN, and the mistake was the invention of THE POODLE. Now the reason
the poodle was such a big mistake is because God originally wanted to a
Schnauzer, but he fucked up. Now a long ago, the poodle used to be a very
attractive dog. The poodle had hair distributed all over its small
piquant canine type BODY. That's the way it to be, the poodle used to be a
regular looking dog. You know it's true, I guess you do too. (Oh, I to
you? Oh okay.)

Anyway listen, check this out. The poodle used to good, you know the
regular dogs that to hang out in the neighbourhood looked at the poodle,
didn't think of it. You know, they didn't use to make fun of it in the
olden days. But the WO-MAN, as you know, has always much smarter than the
MAN.

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That stuff is very bad for you, throw it away, okay. Now you're my
story, now listen . . . is that? Is that the Tower of Power or what? Oh no
no, it's one of those dope fiend devices, it away. Now listen:

The has always been much smarter than the MAN, you know this is true.
And so it was since the of time. The MAN would do anything to get
pussy. And that's why the WO-MAN always had control over him.

In the beginning the looked the MAN directly into the eye and said: "I
tell you what, why don't you go get a job I could use a few nice things
around the house. Mainly what I need is a clipper, a scissors, and a of
encrusted tweezers." (Thank you very much.)

And of course the MAN did his duty as say in the trade. He went out and he
got a goddamn job. Went out and that broom around for about a
dollar-2.98 an hour, brought his money back to the garden of Eden and that
to the WO-MAN.

The WO-MAN ran out the back door of the garden of Eden, went to the
hardware store, got the clippers, the scissors and the zircon
tweezers and back and, while the MAN was very tired from having his job,
while he was sleeping, the got a hold of the POODLE. Because the WO-MAN
had noticed earlier that the length and proportion of the poodle
appendage, the tongue of the dog in words, ladies and gentlemen, was very
much to her liking, except this dog had too goddamn much hair on it. It
didn't have the disco that's so popular nowadays.

And so the WO-MAN sat out to modify the aforementioned dog. Let me get a
uh, aid . . .

Now she took the dog and she cleaned it up a little bit. You see, she a
bit of the back-part here, around the neck, the thorax, the tootsies.
Got all of the extranious material off this area which we shall call
Burbank. Then she set the sucker up like this, really nice, got his
mouth set up like that. And squatted ON HIM. Looking down into the dog's
eyes. She looked down into the dog's eyes, do you know she said to the
dog? She