Luyện nghe bài hát The Poodle Lecture (Live At The Palladium, NYC / 10-30-77)

In the beginning God made 'the light.' thereafter God made three big
mistakes. The first mistake was called MAN, the second mistake was
WO-MAN, and the third mistake was the of THE POODLE. Now the reason
the poodle was such a big mistake is because God originally to build a
Schnauzer, but he up. Now a long time ago, the poodle used to be a very
attractive dog. The poodle had evenly distributed all over its small
piquant canine type BODY. That's the way it used to be, the poodle to be a
regular looking dog. You know it's true, I you do too. (Oh, I have to
you? Oh okay.)

Anyway listen, this out. The poodle used to look good, you know the
regular dogs that used to hang out in the looked at the poodle,
didn't think of it. You know, they didn't use to make fun of it in the
olden days. But the WO-MAN, as you know, has been much smarter than the
MAN.

Guy In The

the best!

That is very bad for you, throw it away, okay. Now you're interrupting my
story, now listen . . . is that? Is that the Tower of Power or what? Oh no
no, it's one of those dope devices, take it away. Now listen:

The has always been much smarter than the MAN, you know this is true.
And so it was since the beginning of time. The MAN do anything to get
some pussy. And that's why the WO-MAN always had control him.

In the beginning the WO-MAN the MAN directly into the eye and said: "I
tell you what, why don't you go get a job because I could use a few nice
around the house. Mainly what I need is a clipper, a scissors, and a of
zircon encrusted tweezers." (Thank you much.)

And of course the MAN did his duty as they say in the trade. He out and he
got a job. Went out and pushed that broom around for about a
dollar-2.98 an hour, brought his money back to the garden of and gave that
to the WO-MAN.

The WO-MAN ran out the back of the garden of Eden, went directly to the
hardware store, got the clippers, the and the zircon encrusted
tweezers and came and, while the MAN was very tired from having his job,
while he was sleeping, the WO-MAN got a hold of the POODLE. Because the
had noticed earlier that the length and of the poodle oral
appendage, the tongue of the dog in other words, and gentlemen, was very
much to her liking, except that this dog had too much hair on it. It
didn't have the disco look so popular nowadays.

And so the WO-MAN sat out to modify the aforementioned dog. Let me get a
uh, aid . . .

Now she took the dog and she it up a little bit. You see, she took a
little bit of the here, around the neck, the thorax, the tootsies.
Got all of the unwanted extranious material off this area we shall call
Burbank. Then she set the sucker up like this, really nice, got his
set up like that. And squatted right ON HIM. Looking down into the dog's
eyes. She looked down the dog's eyes, do you know what she said to the
She said: