Luyện nghe bài hát The Poodle Lecture (Live At The Palladium, NYC / 10-30-77)

In the beginning God made 'the light.' Shortly thereafter God made big
mistakes. The first mistake was MAN, the second mistake was called
WO-MAN, and the third mistake was the invention of THE POODLE. Now the
the poodle was a big mistake is because God originally wanted to build a
Schnauzer, but he fucked up. Now a long time ago, the poodle used to be a
attractive dog. The poodle had evenly distributed all over its small
piquant canine type BODY. That's the way it used to be, the poodle to be a
regular dog. You know it's true, I guess you do too. (Oh, I have to
you? Oh okay.)

Anyway listen, check this out. The used to look good, you know the
dogs that used to hang out in the neighbourhood looked at the poodle,
didn't anything of it. You know, they didn't use to make fun of it in the
olden days. But the WO-MAN, as you know, has always been smarter than the
MAN.

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the best!

That stuff is very bad for you, throw it away, okay. Now interrupting my
story, now listen . . . is that? Is that the Tower of Power or what? Oh no
no, it's one of those dope fiend devices, take it away. Now

The WO-MAN has always been much smarter the MAN, you know this is true.
And so it was since the beginning of time. The MAN do anything to get
some pussy. And that's why the always had control over him.

In the beginning the WO-MAN looked the MAN directly the eye and said: "I
tell you what, why don't you go get a job because I could use a few nice
around the house. Mainly I need is a clipper, a scissors, and a pair of
zircon encrusted tweezers." (Thank you much.)

And of course the MAN did his duty as they say in the trade. He out and he
got a goddamn job. out and pushed that broom around for about a
dollar-2.98 an hour, brought his money back to the of Eden and gave that
to the WO-MAN.

The WO-MAN ran out the back door of the garden of Eden, went to the
hardware store, got the clippers, the scissors and the encrusted
tweezers and came back and, while the MAN was tired from having his job,
while he was sleeping, the WO-MAN got a of the POODLE. Because the WO-MAN
had noticed earlier that the length and proportion of the oral
appendage, the tongue of the dog in other words, ladies and gentlemen, was
much to her liking, that this dog had too goddamn much hair on it. It
didn't have the disco look so popular nowadays.

And so the WO-MAN sat out to modify the dog. Let me get a little
uh, aid . . .

Now she took the dog and she cleaned it up a little bit. You see, she a
little bit of the here, around the neck, the thorax, the tootsies.
Got all of the unwanted extranious material off this which we shall call
Burbank. she set the little sucker up like this, really nice, got his
set up like that. And squatted right ON HIM. Looking down into the dog's
eyes. She looked down into the eyes, do you know what she said to the
She said: