Luyện nghe bài hát The Poodle Lecture (Live At The Palladium, NYC / 10-30-77)

In the beginning God made 'the light.' Shortly thereafter God three big
mistakes. The first was called MAN, the second mistake was called
WO-MAN, and the third was the invention of THE POODLE. Now the reason
the poodle was such a big is because God originally wanted to build a
Schnauzer, but he fucked up. Now a long time ago, the poodle used to be a
attractive dog. The poodle had hair evenly distributed all its small
piquant canine type BODY. That's the way it used to be, the poodle to be a
regular dog. You know it's true, I guess you do too. (Oh, I have to
you? Oh okay.)

Anyway listen, check out. The poodle used to look good, you know the
dogs that used to hang out in the neighbourhood looked at the poodle,
didn't think anything of it. You know, didn't use to make fun of it in the
olden days. But the WO-MAN, as you know, has always much smarter than the
MAN.

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the best!

That is very bad for you, throw it away, okay. Now you're interrupting my
story, now . . . What is that? Is that the Tower of Power or what? Oh no
no, it's one of those fiend devices, take it away. Now listen:

The WO-MAN has always been smarter than the MAN, you know this is true.
And so it was since the of time. The MAN would do anything to get
some pussy. And that's why the always had control over him.

In the beginning the WO-MAN looked the MAN into the eye and said: "I
tell you what, why don't you go get a job because I could use a few nice
around the house. Mainly I need is a clipper, a scissors, and a pair of
zircon encrusted tweezers." (Thank you much.)

And of course the MAN did his duty as say in the trade. He went out and he
got a goddamn job. out and pushed that broom around for about a
dollar-2.98 an hour, brought his money to the garden of Eden and gave that
to the WO-MAN.

The ran out the back door of the garden of Eden, went directly to the
hardware store, got the clippers, the scissors and the zircon
tweezers and came and, while the MAN was very tired from having his job,
while he was sleeping, the WO-MAN got a of the POODLE. Because the WO-MAN
had noticed earlier the length and proportion of the poodle oral
appendage, the tongue of the dog in other words, and gentlemen, was very
much to her liking, except that this dog had too goddamn hair on it. It
have the disco look that's so popular nowadays.

And so the sat out to modify the aforementioned dog. Let me get a little
uh, aid . . .

Now she took the dog and she it up a little bit. You see, she took a
bit of the back-part here, around the neck, the thorax, the tootsies.
Got all of the unwanted extranious material off area which we shall call
Burbank. Then she set the little sucker up this, really nice, got his
mouth set up like that. And squatted ON HIM. Looking down into the dog's
eyes. She looked down into the dog's eyes, do you what she said to the
She said: