Luyện nghe bài hát The Poodle Lecture (Live At The Palladium, NYC / 10-30-77)

In the beginning God made light.' Shortly thereafter God made three big
mistakes. The first mistake was called MAN, the second mistake was
WO-MAN, and the third mistake was the invention of THE POODLE. Now the
the poodle was a big mistake is because God originally wanted to build a
Schnauzer, but he fucked up. Now a long time ago, the poodle used to be a
attractive dog. The poodle had hair evenly distributed all over its
piquant canine type BODY. That's the way it used to be, the used to be a
regular looking dog. You know it's true, I guess you do too. (Oh, I to
you? Oh okay.)

Anyway listen, this out. The poodle used to look good, you know the
regular dogs used to hang out in the neighbourhood looked at the poodle,
didn't think anything of it. You know, they didn't use to fun of it in the
olden days. But the WO-MAN, as you know, has always been much than the
MAN.

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the best!

That stuff is very bad for you, throw it away, okay. Now you're my
story, now . . . What is that? Is that the Tower of Power or what? Oh no
no, it's one of those dope devices, take it away. Now listen:

The WO-MAN has always been much smarter than the MAN, you know is true.
And so it was since the of time. The MAN would do anything to get
some pussy. And that's why the WO-MAN always had control him.

In the beginning the WO-MAN looked the MAN directly the eye and said: "I
you what, why don't you go get a job because I could use a few nice things
around the house. Mainly what I is a clipper, a scissors, and a pair of
zircon tweezers." (Thank you very much.)

And of course the MAN did his as they say in the trade. He went out and he
got a goddamn job. out and pushed that broom around for about a
dollar-2.98 an hour, brought his money back to the of Eden and gave that
to the WO-MAN.

The WO-MAN ran out the back door of the garden of Eden, went to the
hardware store, got the clippers, the scissors and the zircon
tweezers and came back and, the MAN was very tired from having his job,
while he was sleeping, the WO-MAN got a hold of the POODLE. Because the
had noticed earlier that the length and of the poodle oral
appendage, the tongue of the dog in other words, and gentlemen, was very
much to her liking, that this dog had too goddamn much hair on it. It
didn't have the disco look so popular nowadays.

And so the WO-MAN sat out to the aforementioned dog. Let me get a little
uh, aid . . .

Now she took the dog and she cleaned it up a little bit. You see, she a
bit of the back-part here, around the neck, the thorax, the tootsies.
Got all of the unwanted extranious off this area which we shall call
Burbank. Then she set the sucker up like this, really nice, got his
set up like that. And squatted right ON HIM. Looking down into the dog's
eyes. She looked into the dog's eyes, do you know what she said to the
dog? She