Luyện nghe bài hát The Poodle Lecture (Live At The Palladium, NYC / 10-30-77)

In the God made 'the light.' Shortly thereafter God made three big
mistakes. The first mistake was MAN, the second mistake was called
WO-MAN, and the third was the invention of THE POODLE. Now the reason
the poodle was such a big mistake is because God originally wanted to a
Schnauzer, but he fucked up. Now a long ago, the poodle used to be a very
attractive dog. The poodle had hair distributed all over its small
piquant canine BODY. That's the way it used to be, the poodle used to be a
looking dog. You know it's true, I guess you do too. (Oh, I have to
kiss Oh okay.)

Anyway listen, check this out. The poodle used to look good, you the
regular dogs that used to hang out in the looked at the poodle,
didn't think anything of it. You know, didn't use to make fun of it in the
olden days. But the WO-MAN, as you know, has always been smarter than the
MAN.

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That stuff is very bad for you, throw it away, okay. Now interrupting my
story, now listen . . . What is that? Is that the Tower of or what? Oh no
no, it's one of dope fiend devices, take it away. Now listen:

The WO-MAN has always been much smarter than the MAN, you know is true.
And so it was since the beginning of time. The MAN would do to get
some pussy. And that's why the WO-MAN always had control him.

In the beginning the WO-MAN looked the MAN into the eye and said: "I
tell you what, why you go get a job because I could use a few nice things
around the house. what I need is a clipper, a scissors, and a pair of
zircon tweezers." (Thank you very much.)

And of course the MAN did his duty as say in the trade. He went out and he
got a goddamn job. Went out and that broom around for about a
dollar-2.98 an hour, brought his money back to the of Eden and gave that
to the WO-MAN.

The WO-MAN ran out the back door of the garden of Eden, directly to the
hardware store, got the clippers, the and the zircon encrusted
and came back and, while the MAN was very tired from having his job,
while he was sleeping, the WO-MAN got a of the POODLE. Because the WO-MAN
had noticed that the length and proportion of the poodle oral
appendage, the tongue of the dog in other words, ladies and gentlemen, was
much to her liking, except that dog had too goddamn much hair on it. It
have the disco look that's so popular nowadays.

And so the WO-MAN sat out to modify the aforementioned dog. Let me get a
uh, aid . . .

Now she the dog and she cleaned it up a little bit. You see, she took a
little bit of the back-part here, the neck, the thorax, the tootsies.
Got all of the unwanted extranious material off this area which we shall
Burbank. Then she set the little up like this, really nice, got his
mouth set up like that. And squatted right ON HIM. Looking down the dog's
eyes. She down into the dog's eyes, do you know what she said to the
dog? She