Luyện nghe bài hát The Poodle Lecture (Live At The Palladium, NYC / 10-30-77)

In the beginning God made 'the light.' Shortly thereafter God made big
mistakes. The first mistake was called MAN, the mistake was called
WO-MAN, and the third mistake was the of THE POODLE. Now the reason
the poodle was such a big mistake is because God originally wanted to a
Schnauzer, but he fucked up. Now a long time ago, the used to be a very
attractive dog. The poodle had hair evenly distributed all its small
piquant canine type BODY. That's the way it used to be, the poodle to be a
regular looking dog. You know it's true, I guess you do too. (Oh, I to
you? Oh okay.)

Anyway listen, check out. The poodle used to look good, you know the
regular dogs that used to hang out in the neighbourhood at the poodle,
didn't think anything of it. You know, didn't use to make fun of it in the
olden days. But the WO-MAN, as you know, has been much smarter than the
MAN.

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That stuff is very bad for you, it away, okay. Now you're interrupting my
story, now listen . . . What is that? Is the Tower of Power or what? Oh no
no, it's one of those dope devices, take it away. Now listen:

The WO-MAN has been much smarter than the MAN, you know this is true.
And so it was since the beginning of time. The MAN would do to get
some pussy. And why the WO-MAN always had control over him.

In the beginning the WO-MAN looked the MAN directly into the eye and "I
tell you what, why you go get a job because I could use a few nice things
around the house. Mainly I need is a clipper, a scissors, and a pair of
zircon encrusted tweezers." (Thank you much.)

And of course the MAN did his as they say in the trade. He went out and he
got a goddamn job. Went out and pushed broom around for about a
dollar-2.98 an hour, brought his money back to the of Eden and gave that
to the WO-MAN.

The WO-MAN ran out the back door of the garden of Eden, directly to the
store, got the clippers, the scissors and the zircon encrusted
tweezers and came back and, while the MAN was very tired from his job,
while he was sleeping, the WO-MAN got a hold of the POODLE. the WO-MAN
had earlier that the length and proportion of the poodle oral
appendage, the of the dog in other words, ladies and gentlemen, was very
to her liking, except that this dog had too goddamn much hair on it. It
didn't have the disco look so popular nowadays.

And so the WO-MAN sat out to modify the dog. Let me get a little
uh, aid . . .

Now she took the dog and she it up a little bit. You see, she took a
little bit of the here, around the neck, the thorax, the tootsies.
Got all of the unwanted material off this area which we shall call
Burbank. Then she set the sucker up like this, really nice, got his
mouth set up like that. And right ON HIM. Looking down into the dog's
eyes. She looked down into the dog's eyes, do you know she said to the
dog? She