Luyện nghe bài hát The Poodle Lecture (Live At The Palladium, NYC / 10-30-77)

In the beginning God made 'the light.' Shortly God made three big
mistakes. The first was called MAN, the second mistake was called
WO-MAN, and the third mistake was the of THE POODLE. Now the reason
the was such a big mistake is because God originally wanted to build a
Schnauzer, but he fucked up. Now a long time ago, the poodle to be a very
attractive dog. The poodle had hair distributed all over its small
canine type BODY. That's the way it used to be, the poodle used to be a
regular dog. You know it's true, I guess you do too. (Oh, I have to
kiss Oh okay.)

Anyway listen, check this out. The poodle used to look good, you the
regular dogs that to hang out in the neighbourhood looked at the poodle,
didn't think anything of it. You know, didn't use to make fun of it in the
olden days. But the WO-MAN, as you know, has always been much than the
MAN.

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That stuff is very bad for you, throw it away, okay. Now interrupting my
story, now . . . What is that? Is that the Tower of Power or what? Oh no
no, it's one of those dope fiend devices, it away. Now listen:

The WO-MAN has always been much smarter the MAN, you know this is true.
And so it was since the beginning of time. The MAN do anything to get
some pussy. And that's why the WO-MAN always had control him.

In the beginning the WO-MAN looked the MAN directly the eye and said: "I
tell you what, why don't you go get a job because I could use a few things
around the house. Mainly what I is a clipper, a scissors, and a pair of
zircon tweezers." (Thank you very much.)

And of the MAN did his duty as they say in the trade. He went out and he
got a job. Went out and pushed that broom around for about a
dollar-2.98 an hour, brought his money back to the garden of Eden and that
to the WO-MAN.

The WO-MAN ran out the back of the garden of Eden, went directly to the
hardware store, got the clippers, the scissors and the zircon
and came back and, while the MAN was very tired from having his job,
while he was sleeping, the got a hold of the POODLE. Because the WO-MAN
had noticed earlier that the length and proportion of the poodle
appendage, the tongue of the dog in other words, ladies and gentlemen, was
much to her liking, except that this dog had too much hair on it. It
didn't the disco look that's so popular nowadays.

And so the WO-MAN sat out to modify the aforementioned dog. Let me get a
uh, aid . . .

Now she took the dog and she it up a little bit. You see, she took a
little bit of the here, around the neck, the thorax, the tootsies.
Got all of the unwanted extranious material off this which we shall call
Burbank. Then she set the little sucker up like this, nice, got his
mouth set up like that. And squatted right ON HIM. Looking down into the
eyes. She looked down into the dog's eyes, do you know she said to the
dog? She