Luyện nghe bài hát The Poodle Lecture (Live At The Palladium, NYC / 10-30-77)

In the beginning God made 'the light.' thereafter God made three big
mistakes. The first mistake was MAN, the second mistake was called
WO-MAN, and the third was the invention of THE POODLE. Now the reason
the was such a big mistake is because God originally wanted to build a
Schnauzer, but he up. Now a long time ago, the poodle used to be a very
attractive dog. The poodle had hair evenly distributed all its small
piquant canine type BODY. the way it used to be, the poodle used to be a
regular looking dog. You know it's true, I you do too. (Oh, I have to
kiss Oh okay.)

Anyway listen, this out. The poodle used to look good, you know the
regular dogs that used to hang out in the neighbourhood at the poodle,
didn't think anything of it. You know, they use to make fun of it in the
olden days. But the WO-MAN, as you know, has always been much than the
MAN.

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the best!

That stuff is very bad for you, throw it away, okay. Now you're my
story, now . . . What is that? Is that the Tower of Power or what? Oh no
no, it's one of those dope fiend devices, it away. Now listen:

The WO-MAN has always been much smarter than the MAN, you this is true.
And so it was since the beginning of time. The MAN would do to get
some pussy. And that's why the WO-MAN always had over him.

In the the WO-MAN looked the MAN directly into the eye and said: "I
you what, why don't you go get a job because I could use a few nice things
around the house. Mainly what I need is a clipper, a scissors, and a of
zircon tweezers." (Thank you very much.)

And of course the MAN did his as they say in the trade. He went out and he
got a job. Went out and pushed that broom around for about a
dollar-2.98 an hour, brought his money back to the garden of and gave that
to the WO-MAN.

The WO-MAN ran out the door of the garden of Eden, went directly to the
hardware store, got the clippers, the and the zircon encrusted
and came back and, while the MAN was very tired from having his job,
while he was sleeping, the WO-MAN got a hold of the POODLE. the WO-MAN
had noticed earlier that the and proportion of the poodle oral
appendage, the tongue of the dog in words, ladies and gentlemen, was very
much to her liking, except this dog had too goddamn much hair on it. It
didn't have the disco look that's so nowadays.

And so the WO-MAN sat out to modify the aforementioned dog. Let me get a
uh, aid . . .

Now she the dog and she cleaned it up a little bit. You see, she took a
bit of the back-part here, around the neck, the thorax, the tootsies.
Got all of the unwanted extranious material off this area which we shall
Burbank. Then she set the little sucker up like this, nice, got his
mouth set up like that. And squatted ON HIM. Looking down into the dog's
eyes. She down into the dog's eyes, do you know what she said to the
dog? She