Luyện nghe bài hát The Poodle Lecture (Live At The Palladium, NYC / 10-30-77)

In the God made 'the light.' Shortly thereafter God made three big
mistakes. The first was called MAN, the second mistake was called
WO-MAN, and the third mistake was the invention of THE POODLE. Now the
the poodle was such a big mistake is because God originally wanted to a
Schnauzer, but he fucked up. Now a long time ago, the poodle to be a very
attractive dog. The poodle had hair distributed all over its small
piquant canine type BODY. That's the way it used to be, the used to be a
regular looking dog. You know it's true, I guess you do too. (Oh, I to
you? Oh okay.)

Anyway listen, check this out. The poodle to look good, you know the
regular dogs that used to out in the neighbourhood looked at the poodle,
think anything of it. You know, they didn't use to make fun of it in the
olden days. But the WO-MAN, as you know, has always much smarter than the
MAN.

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That stuff is very bad for you, it away, okay. Now you're interrupting my
story, now . . . What is that? Is that the Tower of Power or what? Oh no
no, one of those dope fiend devices, take it away. Now listen:

The WO-MAN has always been much smarter than the MAN, you know is true.
And so it was the beginning of time. The MAN would do anything to get
some pussy. And that's why the WO-MAN had control over him.

In the beginning the WO-MAN the MAN directly into the eye and said: "I
tell you what, why don't you go get a job because I use a few nice things
the house. Mainly what I need is a clipper, a scissors, and a pair of
zircon tweezers." (Thank you very much.)

And of course the MAN did his duty as they say in the trade. He out and he
got a goddamn job. out and pushed that broom around for about a
dollar-2.98 an hour, brought his money back to the garden of Eden and that
to the WO-MAN.

The WO-MAN ran out the back door of the garden of Eden, directly to the
store, got the clippers, the scissors and the zircon encrusted
tweezers and came back and, while the MAN was very tired having his job,
while he was sleeping, the WO-MAN got a hold of the POODLE. Because the
had noticed that the length and proportion of the poodle oral
appendage, the of the dog in other words, ladies and gentlemen, was very
much to her liking, except that this dog had too goddamn much on it. It
have the disco look that's so popular nowadays.

And so the WO-MAN sat out to modify the dog. Let me get a little
uh, aid . . .

Now she took the dog and she cleaned it up a little bit. You see, she a
bit of the back-part here, around the neck, the thorax, the tootsies.
Got all of the unwanted extranious material off this which we shall call
Burbank. she set the little sucker up like this, really nice, got his
mouth set up that. And squatted right ON HIM. Looking down into the dog's
eyes. She looked down into the dog's eyes, do you what she said to the
dog? She