Luyện nghe bài hát The Poodle Lecture (Live At The Palladium, NYC / 10-30-77)

In the beginning God 'the light.' Shortly thereafter God made three big
mistakes. The first mistake was called MAN, the mistake was called
WO-MAN, and the third mistake was the invention of THE POODLE. Now the
the poodle was a big mistake is because God originally wanted to build a
Schnauzer, but he fucked up. Now a time ago, the poodle used to be a very
attractive dog. The poodle had evenly distributed all over its small
piquant canine BODY. That's the way it used to be, the poodle used to be a
regular looking dog. You know it's true, I guess you do too. (Oh, I to
you? Oh okay.)

Anyway listen, check this out. The poodle to look good, you know the
regular dogs that used to hang out in the neighbourhood at the poodle,
didn't think anything of it. You know, they didn't use to fun of it in the
olden days. But the WO-MAN, as you know, has been much smarter than the
MAN.

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That stuff is very bad for you, throw it away, okay. Now interrupting my
story, now listen . . . What is that? Is that the Tower of or what? Oh no
no, it's one of those dope devices, take it away. Now listen:

The WO-MAN has always been much smarter than the MAN, you know is true.
And so it was since the beginning of time. The MAN would do to get
some pussy. And why the WO-MAN always had control over him.

In the the WO-MAN looked the MAN directly into the eye and said: "I
tell you what, why you go get a job because I could use a few nice things
around the house. Mainly what I need is a clipper, a scissors, and a of
zircon encrusted tweezers." (Thank you much.)

And of course the MAN did his duty as say in the trade. He went out and he
got a goddamn job. out and pushed that broom around for about a
dollar-2.98 an hour, brought his money back to the garden of Eden and that
to the WO-MAN.

The WO-MAN ran out the back of the garden of Eden, went directly to the
hardware store, got the clippers, the and the zircon encrusted
tweezers and came back and, while the MAN was very tired from his job,
while he was sleeping, the WO-MAN got a hold of the POODLE. Because the
had noticed earlier that the length and proportion of the oral
appendage, the tongue of the dog in words, ladies and gentlemen, was very
to her liking, except that this dog had too goddamn much hair on it. It
didn't have the disco that's so popular nowadays.

And so the WO-MAN sat out to modify the aforementioned dog. Let me get a
uh, aid . . .

Now she the dog and she cleaned it up a little bit. You see, she took a
little bit of the here, around the neck, the thorax, the tootsies.
Got all of the unwanted extranious material off this area which we call
Burbank. Then she set the little sucker up this, really nice, got his
mouth set up like that. And squatted right ON HIM. Looking into the dog's
eyes. She looked down the dog's eyes, do you know what she said to the
She said: