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In the beginning God made 'the light.' thereafter God made three big
mistakes. The first mistake was called MAN, the second was called
WO-MAN, and the third mistake was the invention of THE POODLE. Now the
the poodle was such a big mistake is because God originally to build a
Schnauzer, but he fucked up. Now a time ago, the poodle used to be a very
attractive dog. The poodle had hair evenly distributed all its small
piquant canine type BODY. the way it used to be, the poodle used to be a
regular looking dog. You know it's true, I guess you do too. (Oh, I to
you? Oh okay.)

Anyway listen, check this out. The poodle used to good, you know the
regular dogs that used to hang out in the looked at the poodle,
didn't think anything of it. You know, they use to make fun of it in the
olden days. But the WO-MAN, as you know, has been much smarter than the
MAN.

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the best!

That stuff is very bad for you, throw it away, okay. Now interrupting my
story, now . . . What is that? Is that the Tower of Power or what? Oh no
no, it's one of those dope fiend devices, it away. Now listen:

The has always been much smarter than the MAN, you know this is true.
And so it was the beginning of time. The MAN would do anything to get
some pussy. And that's why the WO-MAN had control over him.

In the beginning the WO-MAN looked the MAN directly into the eye and "I
tell you what, why don't you go get a job because I could use a few nice
the house. Mainly what I need is a clipper, a scissors, and a pair of
zircon tweezers." (Thank you very much.)

And of course the MAN did his as they say in the trade. He went out and he
got a job. Went out and pushed that broom around for about a
dollar-2.98 an hour, brought his back to the garden of Eden and gave that
to the WO-MAN.

The WO-MAN ran out the back door of the of Eden, went directly to the
store, got the clippers, the scissors and the zircon encrusted
tweezers and came back and, while the MAN was tired from having his job,
while he was sleeping, the got a hold of the POODLE. Because the WO-MAN
had noticed earlier that the length and proportion of the oral
appendage, the tongue of the dog in words, ladies and gentlemen, was very
much to her liking, that this dog had too goddamn much hair on it. It
have the disco look that's so popular nowadays.

And so the sat out to modify the aforementioned dog. Let me get a little
uh, aid . . .

Now she the dog and she cleaned it up a little bit. You see, she took a
bit of the back-part here, around the neck, the thorax, the tootsies.
Got all of the unwanted extranious material off this which we shall call
Burbank. Then she set the sucker up like this, really nice, got his
mouth set up like that. And squatted ON HIM. Looking down into the dog's
eyes. She looked down into the dog's eyes, do you know she said to the
She said: