Luyện nghe bài hát The Poodle Lecture (Live At The Palladium, NYC / 10-30-77)

In the beginning God made 'the light.' Shortly thereafter God three big
mistakes. The first mistake was called MAN, the second mistake was
WO-MAN, and the third was the invention of THE POODLE. Now the reason
the poodle was such a big mistake is because God originally to build a
Schnauzer, but he fucked up. Now a long ago, the poodle used to be a very
attractive dog. The poodle had hair evenly distributed all over its
piquant canine type BODY. the way it used to be, the poodle used to be a
regular looking dog. You it's true, I guess you do too. (Oh, I have to
kiss Oh okay.)

Anyway listen, check this out. The used to look good, you know the
dogs that used to hang out in the neighbourhood looked at the poodle,
didn't think of it. You know, they didn't use to make fun of it in the
olden days. But the WO-MAN, as you know, has always been much smarter the
MAN.

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the best!

That is very bad for you, throw it away, okay. Now you're interrupting my
story, now listen . . . What is that? Is that the Tower of or what? Oh no
no, one of those dope fiend devices, take it away. Now listen:

The WO-MAN has always been smarter than the MAN, you know this is true.
And so it was since the of time. The MAN would do anything to get
some pussy. And that's why the WO-MAN had control over him.

In the beginning the looked the MAN directly into the eye and said: "I
you what, why don't you go get a job because I could use a few nice things
around the house. Mainly what I need is a clipper, a scissors, and a of
zircon encrusted tweezers." (Thank you much.)

And of course the MAN did his duty as say in the trade. He went out and he
got a goddamn job. Went out and that broom around for about a
dollar-2.98 an hour, brought his money back to the garden of and gave that
to the WO-MAN.

The WO-MAN ran out the back door of the garden of Eden, directly to the
hardware store, got the clippers, the scissors and the encrusted
tweezers and came back and, the MAN was very tired from having his job,
while he was sleeping, the got a hold of the POODLE. Because the WO-MAN
had noticed earlier that the length and proportion of the poodle
appendage, the tongue of the dog in words, ladies and gentlemen, was very
much to her liking, except that this dog had too goddamn hair on it. It
didn't have the look that's so popular nowadays.

And so the WO-MAN sat out to modify the aforementioned dog. Let me get a
uh, aid . . .

Now she took the dog and she cleaned it up a little bit. You see, she a
little bit of the back-part here, the neck, the thorax, the tootsies.
Got all of the unwanted extranious material off this which we shall call
Burbank. she set the little sucker up like this, really nice, got his
mouth set up like that. And squatted right ON HIM. Looking into the dog's
eyes. She looked into the dog's eyes, do you know what she said to the
dog? She