Luyện nghe bài hát The Poodle Lecture (Live At The Palladium, NYC / 10-30-77)

In the beginning God made light.' Shortly thereafter God made three big
mistakes. The first mistake was MAN, the second mistake was called
WO-MAN, and the third mistake was the invention of THE POODLE. Now the
the poodle was such a big mistake is God originally wanted to build a
Schnauzer, but he fucked up. Now a long time ago, the poodle to be a very
attractive dog. The poodle had hair distributed all over its small
piquant canine type BODY. That's the way it to be, the poodle used to be a
looking dog. You know it's true, I guess you do too. (Oh, I have to
kiss Oh okay.)

Anyway listen, check out. The poodle used to look good, you know the
dogs that used to hang out in the neighbourhood looked at the poodle,
didn't think anything of it. You know, they didn't use to fun of it in the
olden days. But the WO-MAN, as you know, has always been much smarter the
MAN.

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That stuff is very bad for you, throw it away, okay. Now interrupting my
story, now listen . . . What is that? Is that the Tower of or what? Oh no
no, it's one of those dope fiend devices, it away. Now listen:

The WO-MAN has always been much smarter than the MAN, you know is true.
And so it was since the beginning of time. The MAN would do to get
some pussy. And that's why the WO-MAN always had control him.

In the beginning the looked the MAN directly into the eye and said: "I
you what, why don't you go get a job because I could use a few nice things
around the house. Mainly what I need is a clipper, a scissors, and a of
zircon tweezers." (Thank you very much.)

And of the MAN did his duty as they say in the trade. He went out and he
got a goddamn job. Went out and pushed broom around for about a
dollar-2.98 an hour, brought his money back to the of Eden and gave that
to the WO-MAN.

The WO-MAN ran out the back door of the garden of Eden, went to the
hardware store, got the clippers, the scissors and the zircon
tweezers and came back and, while the MAN was very tired having his job,
while he was sleeping, the got a hold of the POODLE. Because the WO-MAN
had earlier that the length and proportion of the poodle oral
appendage, the tongue of the dog in words, ladies and gentlemen, was very
much to her liking, except that this dog had too goddamn hair on it. It
didn't the disco look that's so popular nowadays.

And so the WO-MAN sat out to the aforementioned dog. Let me get a little
uh, aid . . .

Now she took the dog and she it up a little bit. You see, she took a
little bit of the here, around the neck, the thorax, the tootsies.
Got all of the unwanted extranious material off this area which we shall
Burbank. Then she set the little up like this, really nice, got his
mouth set up like that. And right ON HIM. Looking down into the dog's
eyes. She looked into the dog's eyes, do you know what she said to the
dog? She