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FZ:

In the beginning God made 'the light.' Shortly thereafter God made big
mistakes. The first was called MAN, the second mistake was called
WO-MAN, and the third mistake was the of THE POODLE. Now the reason
the poodle was such a big mistake is because God wanted to build a
Schnauzer, but he fucked up. Now a long ago, the poodle used to be a very
attractive dog. The poodle had evenly distributed all over its small
canine type BODY. That's the way it used to be, the poodle used to be a
regular looking dog. You it's true, I guess you do too. (Oh, I have to
you? Oh okay.)

Anyway listen, check this out. The poodle used to look good, you the
regular dogs used to hang out in the neighbourhood looked at the poodle,
didn't think anything of it. You know, they didn't use to fun of it in the
olden days. But the WO-MAN, as you know, has always much smarter than the
MAN.

Guy In The

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FZ:

That stuff is very bad for you, throw it away, okay. Now interrupting my
story, now listen . . . What is that? Is that the of Power or what? Oh no
no, it's one of those fiend devices, take it away. Now listen:

The WO-MAN has always been much smarter than the MAN, you this is true.
And so it was since the beginning of time. The MAN do anything to get
some pussy. And that's why the always had control over him.

In the the WO-MAN looked the MAN directly into the eye and said: "I
you what, why don't you go get a job because I could use a few nice things
around the house. Mainly I need is a clipper, a scissors, and a pair of
encrusted tweezers." (Thank you very much.)

And of the MAN did his duty as they say in the trade. He went out and he
got a goddamn job. Went out and pushed that around for about a
dollar-2.98 an hour, brought his money back to the of Eden and gave that
to the WO-MAN.

The WO-MAN ran out the door of the garden of Eden, went directly to the
hardware store, got the clippers, the scissors and the encrusted
tweezers and came back and, while the MAN was very tired having his job,
he was sleeping, the WO-MAN got a hold of the POODLE. Because the WO-MAN
had noticed that the length and proportion of the poodle oral
appendage, the tongue of the dog in other words, ladies and gentlemen, was
much to her liking, except that dog had too goddamn much hair on it. It
didn't have the disco that's so popular nowadays.

And so the WO-MAN sat out to modify the aforementioned dog. Let me get a
uh, aid . . .

Now she the dog and she cleaned it up a little bit. You see, she took a
little bit of the back-part here, the neck, the thorax, the tootsies.
Got all of the unwanted extranious material off this area which we shall
Burbank. Then she set the little up like this, really nice, got his
mouth set up like that. And right ON HIM. Looking down into the dog's
eyes. She looked down into the eyes, do you know what she said to the
dog? She