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FZ:

In the God made 'the light.' Shortly thereafter God made three big
mistakes. The first mistake was called MAN, the second mistake was
WO-MAN, and the mistake was the invention of THE POODLE. Now the reason
the poodle was a big mistake is because God originally wanted to build a
Schnauzer, but he fucked up. Now a long time ago, the used to be a very
attractive dog. The poodle had hair distributed all over its small
canine type BODY. That's the way it used to be, the poodle used to be a
regular looking dog. You know it's true, I guess you do too. (Oh, I to
you? Oh okay.)

Anyway listen, check out. The poodle used to look good, you know the
regular dogs used to hang out in the neighbourhood looked at the poodle,
didn't think anything of it. You know, they didn't use to fun of it in the
olden days. But the WO-MAN, as you know, has always been smarter than the
MAN.

Guy In The

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FZ:

That stuff is bad for you, throw it away, okay. Now you're interrupting my
story, now . . . What is that? Is that the Tower of Power or what? Oh no
no, it's one of those fiend devices, take it away. Now listen:

The WO-MAN has always been much smarter than the MAN, you know is true.
And so it was since the beginning of time. The MAN do anything to get
some pussy. And that's why the always had control over him.

In the beginning the WO-MAN looked the MAN directly the eye and said: "I
tell you what, why don't you go get a job I could use a few nice things
the house. Mainly what I need is a clipper, a scissors, and a pair of
zircon encrusted tweezers." (Thank you much.)

And of course the MAN did his duty as they say in the trade. He out and he
got a goddamn job. Went out and pushed that broom for about a
dollar-2.98 an hour, brought his money back to the of Eden and gave that
to the WO-MAN.

The WO-MAN ran out the back door of the garden of Eden, directly to the
hardware store, got the clippers, the scissors and the encrusted
tweezers and came back and, while the MAN was very tired having his job,
while he was sleeping, the WO-MAN got a hold of the POODLE. Because the
had noticed earlier that the length and of the poodle oral
appendage, the tongue of the dog in words, ladies and gentlemen, was very
much to her liking, except that this dog had too goddamn hair on it. It
didn't the disco look that's so popular nowadays.

And so the WO-MAN sat out to modify the dog. Let me get a little
uh, aid . . .

Now she took the dog and she cleaned it up a bit. You see, she took a
bit of the back-part here, around the neck, the thorax, the tootsies.
Got all of the unwanted extranious material off area which we shall call
Burbank. Then she set the little sucker up this, really nice, got his
mouth set up like that. And squatted right ON HIM. Looking down the dog's
eyes. She looked down into the dog's eyes, do you know she said to the
She said: