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FZ:

In the beginning God made 'the light.' Shortly thereafter God made big
mistakes. The first mistake was called MAN, the second mistake was
WO-MAN, and the mistake was the invention of THE POODLE. Now the reason
the poodle was such a big mistake is because God wanted to build a
Schnauzer, but he fucked up. Now a long time ago, the used to be a very
attractive dog. The had hair evenly distributed all over its small
piquant canine type BODY. That's the way it used to be, the poodle to be a
looking dog. You know it's true, I guess you do too. (Oh, I have to
kiss Oh okay.)

Anyway listen, check this out. The poodle used to good, you know the
dogs that used to hang out in the neighbourhood looked at the poodle,
didn't think anything of it. You know, they didn't use to fun of it in the
olden days. But the WO-MAN, as you know, has always much smarter than the
MAN.

Guy In The

the best!

FZ:

That is very bad for you, throw it away, okay. Now you're interrupting my
story, now . . . What is that? Is that the Tower of Power or what? Oh no
no, it's one of those fiend devices, take it away. Now listen:

The WO-MAN has always been smarter than the MAN, you know this is true.
And so it was the beginning of time. The MAN would do anything to get
some pussy. And that's why the WO-MAN always had control him.

In the beginning the WO-MAN looked the MAN directly into the eye and "I
tell you what, why don't you go get a job because I could use a few nice
around the house. Mainly what I need is a clipper, a scissors, and a of
zircon tweezers." (Thank you very much.)

And of the MAN did his duty as they say in the trade. He went out and he
got a goddamn job. Went out and pushed broom around for about a
dollar-2.98 an hour, brought his money back to the garden of Eden and that
to the WO-MAN.

The WO-MAN ran out the back door of the garden of Eden, went to the
store, got the clippers, the scissors and the zircon encrusted
tweezers and came back and, while the MAN was very tired having his job,
he was sleeping, the WO-MAN got a hold of the POODLE. Because the WO-MAN
had noticed earlier that the and proportion of the poodle oral
appendage, the of the dog in other words, ladies and gentlemen, was very
much to her liking, except that this dog had too much hair on it. It
didn't the disco look that's so popular nowadays.

And so the WO-MAN sat out to modify the dog. Let me get a little
uh, aid . . .

Now she took the dog and she cleaned it up a bit. You see, she took a
little bit of the back-part here, the neck, the thorax, the tootsies.
Got all of the unwanted extranious off this area which we shall call
Burbank. Then she set the little up like this, really nice, got his
mouth set up like that. And squatted right ON HIM. Looking down the dog's
eyes. She looked into the dog's eyes, do you know what she said to the
dog? She