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FZ:

In the beginning God made 'the light.' Shortly thereafter God made big
mistakes. The first mistake was called MAN, the mistake was called
WO-MAN, and the mistake was the invention of THE POODLE. Now the reason
the poodle was such a big mistake is because God wanted to build a
Schnauzer, but he fucked up. Now a long time ago, the poodle used to be a
dog. The poodle had hair evenly distributed all over its small
piquant canine BODY. That's the way it used to be, the poodle used to be a
looking dog. You know it's true, I guess you do too. (Oh, I have to
kiss Oh okay.)

Anyway listen, check this out. The poodle used to look good, you the
regular dogs that used to hang out in the neighbourhood at the poodle,
didn't think anything of it. You know, they use to make fun of it in the
olden days. But the WO-MAN, as you know, has been much smarter than the
MAN.

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FZ:

That stuff is very bad for you, throw it away, okay. Now you're my
story, now listen . . . What is Is that the Tower of Power or what? Oh no
no, it's one of those dope fiend devices, it away. Now listen:

The WO-MAN has always been smarter than the MAN, you know this is true.
And so it was since the beginning of time. The MAN would do to get
some pussy. And that's why the always had control over him.

In the beginning the looked the MAN directly into the eye and said: "I
tell you what, why don't you go get a job because I could use a few nice
around the house. what I need is a clipper, a scissors, and a pair of
encrusted tweezers." (Thank you very much.)

And of course the MAN did his duty as say in the trade. He went out and he
got a goddamn job. Went out and pushed that broom around for a
dollar-2.98 an hour, brought his money to the garden of Eden and gave that
to the WO-MAN.

The WO-MAN ran out the door of the garden of Eden, went directly to the
hardware store, got the clippers, the and the zircon encrusted
tweezers and came back and, while the MAN was tired from having his job,
while he was sleeping, the WO-MAN got a of the POODLE. Because the WO-MAN
had noticed earlier that the and proportion of the poodle oral
appendage, the tongue of the dog in words, ladies and gentlemen, was very
much to her liking, except that this dog had too much hair on it. It
didn't the disco look that's so popular nowadays.

And so the WO-MAN sat out to modify the dog. Let me get a little
uh, aid . . .

Now she took the dog and she cleaned it up a little bit. You see, she a
little bit of the back-part here, the neck, the thorax, the tootsies.
Got all of the unwanted extranious material off area which we shall call
Burbank. Then she set the little sucker up like this, nice, got his
set up like that. And squatted right ON HIM. Looking down into the dog's
eyes. She looked down into the dog's eyes, do you know she said to the
dog? She