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FZ:

In the beginning God made 'the light.' thereafter God made three big
mistakes. The first mistake was called MAN, the second was called
WO-MAN, and the third was the invention of THE POODLE. Now the reason
the poodle was a big mistake is because God originally wanted to build a
Schnauzer, but he fucked up. Now a long ago, the poodle used to be a very
attractive dog. The poodle had evenly distributed all over its small
piquant canine BODY. That's the way it used to be, the poodle used to be a
looking dog. You know it's true, I guess you do too. (Oh, I have to
kiss Oh okay.)

Anyway listen, this out. The poodle used to look good, you know the
regular dogs that to hang out in the neighbourhood looked at the poodle,
didn't think anything of it. You know, they use to make fun of it in the
olden days. But the WO-MAN, as you know, has always much smarter than the
MAN.

Guy In The

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FZ:

That stuff is very bad for you, throw it away, okay. Now interrupting my
story, now listen . . . What is Is that the Tower of Power or what? Oh no
no, it's one of those dope devices, take it away. Now listen:

The WO-MAN has always much smarter than the MAN, you know this is true.
And so it was the beginning of time. The MAN would do anything to get
some pussy. And why the WO-MAN always had control over him.

In the beginning the looked the MAN directly into the eye and said: "I
tell you what, why don't you go get a job because I could use a few nice
the house. Mainly what I need is a clipper, a scissors, and a pair of
zircon encrusted tweezers." (Thank you much.)

And of course the MAN did his as they say in the trade. He went out and he
got a goddamn job. Went out and that broom around for about a
dollar-2.98 an hour, brought his money back to the garden of Eden and gave
to the WO-MAN.

The WO-MAN ran out the back door of the garden of Eden, directly to the
store, got the clippers, the scissors and the zircon encrusted
tweezers and came back and, while the MAN was tired from having his job,
he was sleeping, the WO-MAN got a hold of the POODLE. Because the WO-MAN
had noticed earlier that the length and of the poodle oral
appendage, the tongue of the dog in other words, ladies and gentlemen, was
much to her liking, that this dog had too goddamn much hair on it. It
didn't have the disco look so popular nowadays.

And so the WO-MAN sat out to modify the dog. Let me get a little
uh, aid . . .

Now she the dog and she cleaned it up a little bit. You see, she took a
little bit of the back-part here, the neck, the thorax, the tootsies.
Got all of the unwanted extranious material off this area which we shall
Burbank. Then she set the little sucker up this, really nice, got his
set up like that. And squatted right ON HIM. Looking down into the dog's
eyes. She looked into the dog's eyes, do you know what she said to the
dog? She