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FZ:

In the God made 'the light.' Shortly thereafter God made three big
mistakes. The first mistake was called MAN, the mistake was called
WO-MAN, and the third mistake was the of THE POODLE. Now the reason
the poodle was such a big mistake is because God originally to build a
Schnauzer, but he fucked up. Now a long time ago, the poodle to be a very
attractive dog. The had hair evenly distributed all over its small
canine type BODY. That's the way it used to be, the poodle used to be a
regular looking dog. You know it's true, I you do too. (Oh, I have to
kiss Oh okay.)

Anyway listen, check this out. The poodle to look good, you know the
regular dogs that to hang out in the neighbourhood looked at the poodle,
didn't anything of it. You know, they didn't use to make fun of it in the
olden days. But the WO-MAN, as you know, has been much smarter than the
MAN.

Guy In The

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FZ:

That stuff is bad for you, throw it away, okay. Now you're interrupting my
story, now . . . What is that? Is that the Tower of Power or what? Oh no
no, it's one of those fiend devices, take it away. Now listen:

The has always been much smarter than the MAN, you know this is true.
And so it was since the beginning of time. The MAN do anything to get
pussy. And that's why the WO-MAN always had control over him.

In the the WO-MAN looked the MAN directly into the eye and said: "I
tell you what, why don't you go get a job I could use a few nice things
around the house. Mainly what I is a clipper, a scissors, and a pair of
encrusted tweezers." (Thank you very much.)

And of course the MAN did his duty as they say in the trade. He out and he
got a goddamn job. Went out and pushed that around for about a
dollar-2.98 an hour, brought his back to the garden of Eden and gave that
to the WO-MAN.

The WO-MAN ran out the back door of the of Eden, went directly to the
hardware store, got the clippers, the scissors and the zircon
tweezers and came back and, while the MAN was very from having his job,
while he was sleeping, the got a hold of the POODLE. Because the WO-MAN
had noticed earlier that the length and proportion of the poodle
appendage, the tongue of the dog in words, ladies and gentlemen, was very
to her liking, except that this dog had too goddamn much hair on it. It
didn't have the look that's so popular nowadays.

And so the WO-MAN sat out to modify the aforementioned dog. Let me get a
uh, aid . . .

Now she took the dog and she cleaned it up a little bit. You see, she a
little bit of the back-part here, the neck, the thorax, the tootsies.
Got all of the unwanted extranious material off this which we shall call
Burbank. she set the little sucker up like this, really nice, got his
set up like that. And squatted right ON HIM. Looking down into the dog's
eyes. She looked down into the dog's eyes, do you what she said to the
dog? She