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FZ:

In the beginning God 'the light.' Shortly thereafter God made three big
mistakes. The first mistake was called MAN, the second was called
WO-MAN, and the third was the invention of THE POODLE. Now the reason
the poodle was such a big mistake is because God originally wanted to a
Schnauzer, but he fucked up. Now a long time ago, the poodle used to be a
attractive dog. The poodle had hair distributed all over its small
piquant canine type BODY. That's the way it used to be, the poodle to be a
regular looking dog. You know it's true, I you do too. (Oh, I have to
you? Oh okay.)

Anyway listen, check this out. The poodle to look good, you know the
regular dogs that used to hang out in the neighbourhood at the poodle,
didn't think anything of it. You know, didn't use to make fun of it in the
olden days. But the WO-MAN, as you know, has always been smarter than the
MAN.

Guy In The

the best!

FZ:

That stuff is bad for you, throw it away, okay. Now you're interrupting my
story, now . . . What is that? Is that the Tower of Power or what? Oh no
no, it's one of dope fiend devices, take it away. Now listen:

The WO-MAN has been much smarter than the MAN, you know this is true.
And so it was since the beginning of time. The MAN would do to get
some pussy. And why the WO-MAN always had control over him.

In the the WO-MAN looked the MAN directly into the eye and said: "I
you what, why don't you go get a job because I could use a few nice things
around the house. Mainly I need is a clipper, a scissors, and a pair of
zircon encrusted tweezers." (Thank you much.)

And of course the MAN did his duty as say in the trade. He went out and he
got a job. Went out and pushed that broom around for about a
dollar-2.98 an hour, brought his back to the garden of Eden and gave that
to the WO-MAN.

The ran out the back door of the garden of Eden, went directly to the
hardware store, got the clippers, the scissors and the encrusted
tweezers and back and, while the MAN was very tired from having his job,
while he was sleeping, the WO-MAN got a of the POODLE. Because the WO-MAN
had noticed earlier the length and proportion of the poodle oral
appendage, the of the dog in other words, ladies and gentlemen, was very
much to her liking, that this dog had too goddamn much hair on it. It
didn't have the disco look so popular nowadays.

And so the WO-MAN sat out to the aforementioned dog. Let me get a little
uh, aid . . .

Now she took the dog and she cleaned it up a little bit. You see, she a
little bit of the back-part here, the neck, the thorax, the tootsies.
Got all of the extranious material off this area which we shall call
Burbank. Then she set the little sucker up this, really nice, got his
set up like that. And squatted right ON HIM. Looking down into the dog's
eyes. She looked down the dog's eyes, do you know what she said to the
She said: