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FZ:

In the beginning God made 'the light.' Shortly thereafter God made big
mistakes. The first mistake was MAN, the second mistake was called
WO-MAN, and the third mistake was the of THE POODLE. Now the reason
the poodle was such a big mistake is because God originally to build a
Schnauzer, but he fucked up. Now a long time ago, the poodle to be a very
attractive dog. The had hair evenly distributed all over its small
piquant canine type BODY. the way it used to be, the poodle used to be a
regular looking dog. You know it's true, I guess you do too. (Oh, I to
kiss Oh okay.)

Anyway listen, check out. The poodle used to look good, you know the
regular dogs that to hang out in the neighbourhood looked at the poodle,
didn't anything of it. You know, they didn't use to make fun of it in the
olden days. But the WO-MAN, as you know, has been much smarter than the
MAN.

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FZ:

That stuff is very bad for you, throw it away, okay. Now you're my
story, now listen . . . What is that? Is the Tower of Power or what? Oh no
no, it's one of those dope fiend devices, it away. Now listen:

The has always been much smarter than the MAN, you know this is true.
And so it was since the of time. The MAN would do anything to get
some pussy. And that's why the always had control over him.

In the beginning the WO-MAN looked the MAN directly into the eye and "I
tell you what, why don't you go get a job because I could use a few things
around the house. what I need is a clipper, a scissors, and a pair of
zircon tweezers." (Thank you very much.)

And of course the MAN did his duty as say in the trade. He went out and he
got a goddamn job. Went out and pushed that broom around for a
dollar-2.98 an hour, brought his money back to the garden of and gave that
to the WO-MAN.

The WO-MAN ran out the door of the garden of Eden, went directly to the
hardware store, got the clippers, the scissors and the zircon
tweezers and came back and, while the MAN was tired from having his job,
while he was sleeping, the WO-MAN got a hold of the POODLE. Because the
had noticed earlier the length and proportion of the poodle oral
appendage, the of the dog in other words, ladies and gentlemen, was very
to her liking, except that this dog had too goddamn much hair on it. It
didn't have the look that's so popular nowadays.

And so the WO-MAN sat out to modify the aforementioned dog. Let me get a
uh, aid . . .

Now she the dog and she cleaned it up a little bit. You see, she took a
bit of the back-part here, around the neck, the thorax, the tootsies.
Got all of the unwanted extranious material off area which we shall call
Burbank. Then she set the little sucker up this, really nice, got his
mouth set up that. And squatted right ON HIM. Looking down into the dog's
eyes. She looked down into the dog's eyes, do you know what she to the
dog? She