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FZ:

In the beginning God made 'the light.' Shortly thereafter God made big
mistakes. The first mistake was MAN, the second mistake was called
WO-MAN, and the mistake was the invention of THE POODLE. Now the reason
the poodle was such a big mistake is because God originally to build a
Schnauzer, but he fucked up. Now a time ago, the poodle used to be a very
attractive dog. The poodle had hair evenly distributed all its small
piquant canine BODY. That's the way it used to be, the poodle used to be a
regular looking dog. You it's true, I guess you do too. (Oh, I have to
you? Oh okay.)

Anyway listen, check this out. The poodle to look good, you know the
regular dogs used to hang out in the neighbourhood looked at the poodle,
didn't think anything of it. You know, they use to make fun of it in the
olden days. But the WO-MAN, as you know, has always been much smarter the
MAN.

Guy In The

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FZ:

That stuff is bad for you, throw it away, okay. Now you're interrupting my
story, now listen . . . What is that? Is that the of Power or what? Oh no
no, it's one of those dope devices, take it away. Now listen:

The WO-MAN has always much smarter than the MAN, you know this is true.
And so it was since the beginning of time. The MAN would do to get
some pussy. And that's why the WO-MAN always had over him.

In the beginning the WO-MAN looked the MAN into the eye and said: "I
tell you what, why don't you go get a job because I could use a few nice
around the house. Mainly what I need is a clipper, a scissors, and a of
encrusted tweezers." (Thank you very much.)

And of course the MAN did his as they say in the trade. He went out and he
got a goddamn job. out and pushed that broom around for about a
dollar-2.98 an hour, brought his back to the garden of Eden and gave that
to the WO-MAN.

The WO-MAN ran out the back of the garden of Eden, went directly to the
hardware store, got the clippers, the scissors and the encrusted
tweezers and back and, while the MAN was very tired from having his job,
while he was sleeping, the WO-MAN got a hold of the POODLE. the WO-MAN
had noticed earlier that the and proportion of the poodle oral
appendage, the tongue of the dog in other words, and gentlemen, was very
much to her liking, except that dog had too goddamn much hair on it. It
didn't have the disco that's so popular nowadays.

And so the sat out to modify the aforementioned dog. Let me get a little
uh, aid . . .

Now she took the dog and she cleaned it up a bit. You see, she took a
little bit of the back-part here, the neck, the thorax, the tootsies.
Got all of the unwanted extranious material off area which we shall call
Burbank. she set the little sucker up like this, really nice, got his
set up like that. And squatted right ON HIM. Looking down into the dog's
eyes. She looked down into the dog's eyes, do you know what she to the
She said: