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FZ:

In the beginning God made 'the light.' Shortly God made three big
mistakes. The first mistake was MAN, the second mistake was called
WO-MAN, and the third mistake was the of THE POODLE. Now the reason
the poodle was a big mistake is because God originally wanted to build a
Schnauzer, but he up. Now a long time ago, the poodle used to be a very
attractive dog. The had hair evenly distributed all over its small
piquant canine BODY. That's the way it used to be, the poodle used to be a
regular dog. You know it's true, I guess you do too. (Oh, I have to
kiss Oh okay.)

listen, check this out. The poodle used to look good, you know the
regular dogs that to hang out in the neighbourhood looked at the poodle,
didn't think of it. You know, they didn't use to make fun of it in the
olden days. But the WO-MAN, as you know, has always been smarter than the
MAN.

Guy In The

the best!

FZ:

That is very bad for you, throw it away, okay. Now you're interrupting my
story, now listen . . . What is Is that the Tower of Power or what? Oh no
no, it's one of those dope fiend devices, it away. Now listen:

The WO-MAN has always been much than the MAN, you know this is true.
And so it was the beginning of time. The MAN would do anything to get
some pussy. And why the WO-MAN always had control over him.

In the the WO-MAN looked the MAN directly into the eye and said: "I
tell you what, why don't you go get a job because I could use a few things
around the house. what I need is a clipper, a scissors, and a pair of
encrusted tweezers." (Thank you very much.)

And of course the MAN did his as they say in the trade. He went out and he
got a goddamn job. Went out and pushed that broom for about a
dollar-2.98 an hour, brought his money back to the garden of Eden and that
to the WO-MAN.

The WO-MAN ran out the back door of the garden of Eden, went to the
hardware store, got the clippers, the and the zircon encrusted
tweezers and back and, while the MAN was very tired from having his job,
while he was sleeping, the got a hold of the POODLE. Because the WO-MAN
had noticed earlier the length and proportion of the poodle oral
appendage, the of the dog in other words, ladies and gentlemen, was very
much to her liking, except that this dog had too much hair on it. It
didn't have the disco look so popular nowadays.

And so the WO-MAN sat out to the aforementioned dog. Let me get a little
uh, aid . . .

Now she took the dog and she it up a little bit. You see, she took a
little bit of the here, around the neck, the thorax, the tootsies.
Got all of the unwanted extranious off this area which we shall call
Burbank. Then she set the little up like this, really nice, got his
mouth set up like that. And squatted right ON HIM. Looking into the dog's
eyes. She looked down into the dog's eyes, do you what she said to the
dog? She