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FZ:

In the beginning God 'the light.' Shortly thereafter God made three big
mistakes. The first mistake was called MAN, the second mistake was
WO-MAN, and the third mistake was the invention of THE POODLE. Now the
the poodle was such a big is because God originally wanted to build a
Schnauzer, but he up. Now a long time ago, the poodle used to be a very
dog. The poodle had hair evenly distributed all over its small
piquant canine BODY. That's the way it used to be, the poodle used to be a
regular looking dog. You it's true, I guess you do too. (Oh, I have to
kiss Oh okay.)

Anyway listen, check this out. The poodle to look good, you know the
regular dogs that to hang out in the neighbourhood looked at the poodle,
didn't think of it. You know, they didn't use to make fun of it in the
olden days. But the WO-MAN, as you know, has always been smarter than the
MAN.

Guy In The

the best!

FZ:

That stuff is very bad for you, throw it away, okay. Now you're my
story, now . . . What is that? Is that the Tower of Power or what? Oh no
no, it's one of those dope fiend devices, it away. Now listen:

The has always been much smarter than the MAN, you know this is true.
And so it was the beginning of time. The MAN would do anything to get
some pussy. And that's why the always had control over him.

In the beginning the WO-MAN looked the MAN into the eye and said: "I
you what, why don't you go get a job because I could use a few nice things
around the house. what I need is a clipper, a scissors, and a pair of
zircon encrusted tweezers." (Thank you much.)

And of course the MAN did his as they say in the trade. He went out and he
got a job. Went out and pushed that broom around for about a
dollar-2.98 an hour, brought his money to the garden of Eden and gave that
to the WO-MAN.

The ran out the back door of the garden of Eden, went directly to the
hardware store, got the clippers, the scissors and the encrusted
and came back and, while the MAN was very tired from having his job,
while he was sleeping, the WO-MAN got a of the POODLE. Because the WO-MAN
had noticed earlier that the length and proportion of the oral
appendage, the tongue of the dog in other words, and gentlemen, was very
much to her liking, except that this dog had too goddamn hair on it. It
didn't the disco look that's so popular nowadays.

And so the WO-MAN sat out to modify the aforementioned dog. Let me get a
uh, aid . . .

Now she the dog and she cleaned it up a little bit. You see, she took a
little bit of the back-part here, the neck, the thorax, the tootsies.
Got all of the unwanted extranious material off this area which we shall
Burbank. Then she set the sucker up like this, really nice, got his
mouth set up like that. And right ON HIM. Looking down into the dog's
eyes. She looked down into the dog's eyes, do you what she said to the
dog? She