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FZ:

In the beginning God made 'the light.' Shortly God made three big
mistakes. The first was called MAN, the second mistake was called
WO-MAN, and the third mistake was the invention of THE POODLE. Now the
the poodle was such a big mistake is because God originally wanted to a
Schnauzer, but he fucked up. Now a long time ago, the poodle used to be a
attractive dog. The had hair evenly distributed all over its small
canine type BODY. That's the way it used to be, the poodle used to be a
regular looking dog. You know it's true, I guess you do too. (Oh, I to
you? Oh okay.)

Anyway listen, check out. The poodle used to look good, you know the
regular dogs that to hang out in the neighbourhood looked at the poodle,
didn't anything of it. You know, they didn't use to make fun of it in the
olden days. But the WO-MAN, as you know, has always been smarter than the
MAN.

Guy In The

the best!

FZ:

That stuff is very bad for you, throw it away, okay. Now you're my
story, now . . . What is that? Is that the Tower of Power or what? Oh no
no, it's one of those dope fiend devices, take it away. Now

The WO-MAN has always been much smarter than the MAN, you know is true.
And so it was since the beginning of time. The MAN do anything to get
pussy. And that's why the WO-MAN always had control over him.

In the beginning the WO-MAN looked the MAN directly the eye and said: "I
tell you what, why don't you go get a job because I use a few nice things
around the house. Mainly I need is a clipper, a scissors, and a pair of
zircon tweezers." (Thank you very much.)

And of course the MAN did his as they say in the trade. He went out and he
got a job. Went out and pushed that broom around for about a
dollar-2.98 an hour, brought his back to the garden of Eden and gave that
to the WO-MAN.

The WO-MAN ran out the back of the garden of Eden, went directly to the
store, got the clippers, the scissors and the zircon encrusted
tweezers and came back and, while the MAN was very tired from his job,
while he was sleeping, the WO-MAN got a hold of the POODLE. the WO-MAN
had noticed that the length and proportion of the poodle oral
appendage, the tongue of the dog in other words, ladies and gentlemen, was
much to her liking, except that this dog had too much hair on it. It
didn't the disco look that's so popular nowadays.

And so the WO-MAN sat out to modify the dog. Let me get a little
uh, aid . . .

Now she took the dog and she cleaned it up a bit. You see, she took a
little bit of the back-part here, the neck, the thorax, the tootsies.
Got all of the unwanted material off this area which we shall call
Burbank. Then she set the sucker up like this, really nice, got his
mouth set up like that. And squatted right ON HIM. Looking down the dog's
eyes. She down into the dog's eyes, do you know what she said to the
She said: