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FZ:

In the beginning God made light.' Shortly thereafter God made three big
mistakes. The first mistake was called MAN, the second mistake was
WO-MAN, and the third mistake was the invention of THE POODLE. Now the
the poodle was such a big mistake is because God originally wanted to a
Schnauzer, but he fucked up. Now a long time ago, the poodle to be a very
attractive dog. The poodle had hair evenly all over its small
piquant canine BODY. That's the way it used to be, the poodle used to be a
regular looking dog. You know it's true, I guess you do too. (Oh, I to
you? Oh okay.)

Anyway listen, this out. The poodle used to look good, you know the
regular that used to hang out in the neighbourhood looked at the poodle,
didn't think anything of it. You know, they use to make fun of it in the
olden days. But the WO-MAN, as you know, has always much smarter than the
MAN.

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FZ:

That stuff is very bad for you, it away, okay. Now you're interrupting my
story, now listen . . . What is that? Is that the of Power or what? Oh no
no, it's one of those dope fiend devices, it away. Now listen:

The WO-MAN has always much smarter than the MAN, you know this is true.
And so it was since the beginning of time. The MAN would do to get
some pussy. And that's why the WO-MAN had control over him.

In the beginning the WO-MAN looked the MAN directly the eye and said: "I
tell you what, why don't you go get a job because I could use a few things
around the house. what I need is a clipper, a scissors, and a pair of
zircon encrusted tweezers." (Thank you much.)

And of the MAN did his duty as they say in the trade. He went out and he
got a goddamn job. Went out and pushed broom around for about a
dollar-2.98 an hour, brought his money to the garden of Eden and gave that
to the WO-MAN.

The WO-MAN ran out the back of the garden of Eden, went directly to the
hardware store, got the clippers, the scissors and the encrusted
and came back and, while the MAN was very tired from having his job,
while he was sleeping, the WO-MAN got a of the POODLE. Because the WO-MAN
had noticed earlier the length and proportion of the poodle oral
appendage, the tongue of the dog in other words, and gentlemen, was very
much to her liking, except this dog had too goddamn much hair on it. It
didn't have the disco look so popular nowadays.

And so the sat out to modify the aforementioned dog. Let me get a little
uh, aid . . .

Now she the dog and she cleaned it up a little bit. You see, she took a
little bit of the back-part here, the neck, the thorax, the tootsies.
Got all of the unwanted material off this area which we shall call
Burbank. Then she set the little up like this, really nice, got his
mouth set up like that. And squatted ON HIM. Looking down into the dog's
eyes. She looked into the dog's eyes, do you know what she said to the
dog? She