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FZ:

In the God made 'the light.' Shortly thereafter God made three big
mistakes. The first mistake was called MAN, the second mistake was
WO-MAN, and the third was the invention of THE POODLE. Now the reason
the poodle was a big mistake is because God originally wanted to build a
Schnauzer, but he fucked up. Now a long time ago, the poodle used to be a
dog. The poodle had hair evenly distributed all over its small
piquant canine type BODY. the way it used to be, the poodle used to be a
regular looking dog. You know it's true, I guess you do too. (Oh, I to
kiss Oh okay.)

Anyway listen, check this out. The poodle used to look good, you the
regular dogs that to hang out in the neighbourhood looked at the poodle,
didn't anything of it. You know, they didn't use to make fun of it in the
olden days. But the WO-MAN, as you know, has always been much smarter the
MAN.

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FZ:

That stuff is very bad for you, throw it away, okay. Now interrupting my
story, now listen . . . What is that? Is the Tower of Power or what? Oh no
no, it's one of those dope devices, take it away. Now listen:

The WO-MAN has always been much smarter than the MAN, you know is true.
And so it was the beginning of time. The MAN would do anything to get
pussy. And that's why the WO-MAN always had control over him.

In the beginning the WO-MAN looked the MAN directly the eye and said: "I
tell you what, why don't you go get a job because I could use a few nice
around the house. Mainly I need is a clipper, a scissors, and a pair of
encrusted tweezers." (Thank you very much.)

And of course the MAN did his duty as they say in the trade. He out and he
got a goddamn job. Went out and pushed that around for about a
dollar-2.98 an hour, brought his money back to the of Eden and gave that
to the WO-MAN.

The WO-MAN ran out the door of the garden of Eden, went directly to the
hardware store, got the clippers, the scissors and the encrusted
tweezers and came back and, while the MAN was very from having his job,
while he was sleeping, the WO-MAN got a hold of the POODLE. the WO-MAN
had noticed earlier that the length and proportion of the poodle
appendage, the tongue of the dog in words, ladies and gentlemen, was very
much to her liking, except this dog had too goddamn much hair on it. It
didn't have the disco that's so popular nowadays.

And so the WO-MAN sat out to modify the dog. Let me get a little
uh, aid . . .

Now she took the dog and she cleaned it up a little bit. You see, she a
little bit of the here, around the neck, the thorax, the tootsies.
Got all of the unwanted extranious material off this area which we call
Burbank. Then she set the little sucker up like this, nice, got his
mouth set up like that. And squatted right ON HIM. Looking into the dog's
eyes. She down into the dog's eyes, do you know what she said to the
She said: