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FZ:

In the God made 'the light.' Shortly thereafter God made three big
mistakes. The first was called MAN, the second mistake was called
WO-MAN, and the mistake was the invention of THE POODLE. Now the reason
the poodle was such a big mistake is God originally wanted to build a
Schnauzer, but he fucked up. Now a long time ago, the poodle to be a very
attractive dog. The poodle had hair evenly distributed all its small
canine type BODY. That's the way it used to be, the poodle used to be a
regular looking dog. You know it's true, I you do too. (Oh, I have to
you? Oh okay.)

Anyway listen, this out. The poodle used to look good, you know the
regular dogs used to hang out in the neighbourhood looked at the poodle,
didn't think of it. You know, they didn't use to make fun of it in the
olden days. But the WO-MAN, as you know, has always been smarter than the
MAN.

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FZ:

That stuff is bad for you, throw it away, okay. Now you're interrupting my
story, now listen . . . What is that? Is that the of Power or what? Oh no
no, it's one of dope fiend devices, take it away. Now listen:

The WO-MAN has always much smarter than the MAN, you know this is true.
And so it was since the of time. The MAN would do anything to get
some pussy. And that's why the WO-MAN always had over him.

In the beginning the looked the MAN directly into the eye and said: "I
tell you what, why don't you go get a job because I could use a few things
around the house. Mainly what I is a clipper, a scissors, and a pair of
zircon tweezers." (Thank you very much.)

And of the MAN did his duty as they say in the trade. He went out and he
got a goddamn job. Went out and pushed that broom around for a
dollar-2.98 an hour, brought his back to the garden of Eden and gave that
to the WO-MAN.

The WO-MAN ran out the back of the garden of Eden, went directly to the
hardware store, got the clippers, the scissors and the encrusted
tweezers and came back and, while the MAN was very from having his job,
while he was sleeping, the WO-MAN got a hold of the POODLE. Because the
had earlier that the length and proportion of the poodle oral
appendage, the of the dog in other words, ladies and gentlemen, was very
much to her liking, except that dog had too goddamn much hair on it. It
didn't have the disco that's so popular nowadays.

And so the sat out to modify the aforementioned dog. Let me get a little
uh, aid . . .

Now she took the dog and she cleaned it up a little bit. You see, she a
bit of the back-part here, around the neck, the thorax, the tootsies.
Got all of the extranious material off this area which we shall call
Burbank. Then she set the sucker up like this, really nice, got his
mouth set up like that. And squatted right ON HIM. Looking into the dog's
eyes. She looked into the dog's eyes, do you know what she said to the
She said: