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FZ:

In the beginning God made 'the light.' Shortly God made three big
mistakes. The mistake was called MAN, the second mistake was called
WO-MAN, and the third was the invention of THE POODLE. Now the reason
the poodle was such a big mistake is God originally wanted to build a
Schnauzer, but he fucked up. Now a long time ago, the poodle to be a very
attractive dog. The poodle had hair evenly distributed all its small
piquant canine type BODY. That's the way it used to be, the poodle to be a
regular looking dog. You know it's true, I guess you do too. (Oh, I to
you? Oh okay.)

Anyway listen, check this out. The poodle used to good, you know the
regular dogs that used to hang out in the looked at the poodle,
didn't think anything of it. You know, didn't use to make fun of it in the
days. But the WO-MAN, as you know, has always been much smarter than the
MAN.

Guy In The

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FZ:

That is very bad for you, throw it away, okay. Now you're interrupting my
story, now . . . What is that? Is that the Tower of Power or what? Oh no
no, it's one of those dope devices, take it away. Now listen:

The WO-MAN has been much smarter than the MAN, you know this is true.
And so it was the beginning of time. The MAN would do anything to get
some pussy. And that's why the WO-MAN always had over him.

In the the WO-MAN looked the MAN directly into the eye and said: "I
you what, why don't you go get a job because I could use a few nice things
around the house. Mainly what I is a clipper, a scissors, and a pair of
zircon tweezers." (Thank you very much.)

And of course the MAN did his duty as they say in the trade. He out and he
got a goddamn job. Went out and pushed that broom around for a
dollar-2.98 an hour, brought his money back to the garden of Eden and that
to the WO-MAN.

The WO-MAN ran out the back door of the garden of Eden, directly to the
hardware store, got the clippers, the and the zircon encrusted
and came back and, while the MAN was very tired from having his job,
while he was sleeping, the WO-MAN got a of the POODLE. Because the WO-MAN
had noticed earlier that the length and proportion of the poodle
appendage, the tongue of the dog in words, ladies and gentlemen, was very
much to her liking, except that this dog had too goddamn much on it. It
didn't have the disco look that's so nowadays.

And so the WO-MAN sat out to the aforementioned dog. Let me get a little
uh, aid . . .

Now she took the dog and she cleaned it up a bit. You see, she took a
little bit of the back-part here, the neck, the thorax, the tootsies.
Got all of the unwanted extranious material off this area we shall call
Burbank. Then she set the little up like this, really nice, got his
set up like that. And squatted right ON HIM. Looking down into the dog's
eyes. She looked down into the dog's eyes, do you what she said to the
dog? She