Luyện nghe bài hát The Pirates Who Don't Anything

We are the pirates who do anything,
we just at home, and lie around.
And if you ask us, to do anything,
we'll tell you, we don't do anything.

I've never been to Greenland,
and never been to Denver,
and I've never buried treasure in St. or St. Paul.
And never been to Moscow,
and never been to Tampa,
and I've been to Boston in the fall.

Cause we are the who don't do anything,
we stay at home, and lie around,
and if you ask us, to do
we'll just tell you, we do anything.

And never hoist the main sail,
and I've never the poop deck,
and I've never veered starboard, cause I've sailed at all.
And never walked the gang plank,
and never owned a parrot...
And I've never been to Boston in the

Cause we are the pirates who do anything,
we stay at home, and lie around,
and if you ask us, to do anything,
just tell you, we don't do anything.

I've never a rooster,
and I am not too at ping-pong,
and I've never thrown my mashed potatoes up the wall.
And I've kissed a chipmunk,
and I've never gotten lice,
and I never been to Boston in the fall.

(Pirate Log ..... 2002
Who be this Relient K,
and why be so full of contradictions?)

We know what he did
but we're down with kidd
we don't wake up before
but we all eat crunch
we don't smoke, we don't
we watch kangaroo.

And I've never licked a plug
and I've never a stink bug
and I've never daisies on a big red rubber ball
and I've never bathed in
and I dont look in leggings
and I've never been to in the fall

(Ladies and gentlemen, give 'em a big hand!)
We are the pirates who do anything,
we stay at home, and lie around.
And if you ask us, to do anything,
we'll just tell you, we do anything.

We are the pirates who don't do
we stay at home, and lie around
and if you ask us, to do
we'll tell you, we don't do anything.