Luyện nghe bài hát The Pirates Who Don't Anything

We are the pirates who do anything,
we just at home, and lie around.
And if you ask us, to do anything,
just tell you, we don't do anything.

Well I've never to Greenland,
and never been to Denver,
and I've never buried in St. Louie or St. Paul.
And never been to Moscow,
and never been to Tampa,
and I've been to Boston in the fall.

Cause we are the who don't do anything,
we stay at home, and lie around,
and if you ask us, to do
we'll just you, we don't do anything.

And never hoist the main sail,
and I've swabbed the poop deck,
and I've never veered starboard, I've never sailed at all.
And I've never the gang plank,
and I've owned a parrot...
And I've never to Boston in the fall

Cause we are the who don't do anything,
we just at home, and lie around,
and if you ask us, to do anything,
we'll just you, we don't do anything.

I've never a rooster,
and I am not too at ping-pong,
and never thrown my mashed potatoes up against the wall.
And never kissed a chipmunk,
and I've never gotten lice,
and I have been to Boston in the fall.

(Pirate Log ..... 2002
Who be this Relient K,
and why be so full of contradictions?)

We know what he did
but we're with captain kidd
we don't wake up lunch
but we all eat captain
we don't smoke, we don't
we watch kangaroo.

And I've licked a spark plug
and I've sniffed a stink bug
and I've never daisies on a big red rubber ball
and never bathed in yogurt
and I dont look good in
and never been to boston in the fall

(Ladies and gentlemen, let's 'em a big hand!)
We are the who don't do anything,
we just at home, and lie around.
And if you ask us, to do anything,
we'll just you, we don't do anything.

We are the who don't do anything
we just at home, and lie around
and if you ask us, to do
just tell you, we don't do anything.