Luyện nghe bài hát The Pirates Who Don't Anything

We are the who don't do anything,
we just at home, and lie around.
And if you ask us, to do anything,
we'll just tell you, we do anything.

Well I've been to Greenland,
and I've been to Denver,
and I've buried treasure in St. Louie or St. Paul.
And I've never to Moscow,
and I've been to Tampa,
and I've never been to in the fall.

Cause we are the who don't do anything,
we just at home, and lie around,
and if you ask us, to do
just tell you, we don't do anything.

And I've hoist the main sail,
and never swabbed the poop deck,
and I've never veered starboard, cause never sailed at all.
And never walked the gang plank,
and I've never a parrot...
And I've never to Boston in the fall

Cause we are the who don't do anything,
we stay at home, and lie around,
and if you ask us, to do anything,
just tell you, we don't do anything.

I've never a rooster,
and I am not too at ping-pong,
and I've never thrown my mashed potatoes up the wall.
And I've kissed a chipmunk,
and I've never gotten lice,
and I have never to Boston in the fall.

(Pirate Captain's Log .....
Who be band Relient K,
and why they be so of contradictions?)

We don't what he did
but we're down with captain
we don't wake up before
but we all eat captain
we don't smoke, we chew
we captain kangaroo.

And I've licked a spark plug
and I've never sniffed a bug
and I've never painted daisies on a big red ball
and I've never bathed in
and I dont look good in
and I've never to boston in the fall

(Ladies and gentlemen, give 'em a big hand!)
We are the who don't do anything,
we stay at home, and lie around.
And if you ask us, to do anything,
we'll just tell you, we do anything.

We are the pirates who don't do
we just at home, and lie around
and if you ask us, to do
just tell you, we don't do anything.