Luyện nghe bài hát The Pirates Who Don't Anything

We are the pirates who do anything,
we stay at home, and lie around.
And if you ask us, to do anything,
we'll tell you, we don't do anything.

Well I've never to Greenland,
and I've been to Denver,
and I've never buried in St. Louie or St. Paul.
And I've been to Moscow,
and never been to Tampa,
and I've never to Boston in the fall.

Cause we are the pirates who do anything,
we stay at home, and lie around,
and if you ask us, to do
just tell you, we don't do anything.

And never hoist the main sail,
and I've never swabbed the deck,
and I've veered starboard, cause I've never sailed at all.
And I've never the gang plank,
and I've never a parrot...
And I've never been to in the fall

we are the pirates who don't do anything,
we stay at home, and lie around,
and if you ask us, to do anything,
we'll just tell you, we do anything.

I've plucked a rooster,
and I am not too at ping-pong,
and I've thrown my mashed potatoes up against the wall.
And never kissed a chipmunk,
and never gotten head lice,
and I have been to Boston in the fall.

(Pirate Log ..... 2002
Who be this band K,
and why they be so of contradictions?)

We don't know he did
but we're down with kidd
we don't up before lunch
but we all eat captain
we don't smoke, we chew
we captain kangaroo.

And I've licked a spark plug
and I've sniffed a stink bug
and I've never painted daisies on a big red ball
and I've bathed in yogurt
and I dont look good in
and I've never to boston in the fall

(Ladies and gentlemen, let's 'em a big hand!)
We are the who don't do anything,
we stay at home, and lie around.
And if you ask us, to do anything,
we'll just tell you, we do anything.

We are the pirates who don't do
we just at home, and lie around
and if you ask us, to do
we'll tell you, we don't do anything.