Luyện nghe bài hát The Pirates Who Don't Anything

We are the pirates who do anything,
we just at home, and lie around.
And if you ask us, to do anything,
we'll just tell you, we do anything.

Well never been to Greenland,
and I've never to Denver,
and never buried treasure in St. Louie or St. Paul.
And I've never to Moscow,
and I've never to Tampa,
and I've never to Boston in the fall.

Cause we are the pirates who do anything,
we just at home, and lie around,
and if you ask us, to do
just tell you, we don't do anything.

And I've never the main sail,
and I've never the poop deck,
and I've never veered starboard, I've never sailed at all.
And I've never the gang plank,
and I've owned a parrot...
And never been to Boston in the fall

we are the pirates who don't do anything,
we just at home, and lie around,
and if you ask us, to do anything,
we'll tell you, we don't do anything.

I've plucked a rooster,
and I am not too at ping-pong,
and never thrown my mashed potatoes up against the wall.
And I've never a chipmunk,
and I've gotten head lice,
and I have been to Boston in the fall.

(Pirate Captain's Log .....
Who be band Relient K,
and why they be so of contradictions?)

We don't what he did
but we're down with captain
we wake up before lunch
but we all eat crunch
we smoke, we don't chew
we captain kangaroo.

And I've licked a spark plug
and never sniffed a stink bug
and I've never daisies on a big red rubber ball
and never bathed in yogurt
and I look good in leggings
and I've been to boston in the fall

(Ladies and gentlemen, let's 'em a big hand!)
We are the pirates who do anything,
we stay at home, and lie around.
And if you ask us, to do anything,
we'll tell you, we don't do anything.

We are the who don't do anything
we just stay at home, and lie
and if you ask us, to do
we'll just you, we don't do anything.