The One that Got Away (turned you gay) LYRICS

It Started in Summer of 93
You use to come to my house and visit
me
I let you play with Barbies
And we' Baked cookies

And then you came over on Halloween
I was Mary Kate and you were Ashley
That Christmas i got you posters of Jay T.T

(SAD)

I Think i crossed the Line
You Got To Close To Me
You even helped me organize my bachelorette party
You were my Best Friend
With Me Everyday

And Now They're gonna say
I'm The One That Turned You Gay
the one, the one, the one
The one that Turned You Gay

Gonna get some strippers to come over tonight
Yeah
Maybe big fake boobies change your mind
Yeah

I'm gonna burn all your gay CD's
Yeah
I hope you start liking VG's
"Baby One More Time"
Used to be our Jam
How was i supposed to know it made you like a man?

You Always kicked my ass
when we would color eggs
We both cried when Rubin Won
'Cause we we're both Clay-Bates

I'm the one that turned you gay
the one, the one, the one,
The One that turned you gay